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1h (8/10 7:14). 69753665 11 Re. 0 Img JPG 49KB (432 × 435) : why do people do s--- like this? >be me yesterday >be in kitchen getting something to drink >roommate "is there still any orange juice?" >just saw it in the fridge so say yes >he doesn't say anything >i get tap water and leave >he gets mad at me "WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE?" >i'm confused, i tell him in the fridge >"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A GLASS?" did this n----- really expect me to get him a glass from that question? tell me r9k, am i autistic or is he just retarded?
1h (8/10 7:14). 69753665 11 Re. 0 Img JPG 49KB (432 × 435) : why do people do s--- like this? >be me yesterday >be in kitchen getting something to drink >roommate "is there still any orange juice?" >just saw it in the fridge so say yes >he doesn't say anything >i get tap water and leave >he gets mad at me "WHERE IS MY ORANGE JUICE?" >i'm confused, i tell him in the fridge >"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME A GLASS?" did this n----- really expect me to get him a glass from that question? tell me r9k, am i autistic or is he just retarded?

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Anon gets yeeted from home | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >mom tells me I can't live off her forever and that I need to get a job >tell her I can't imagine working and that i'd rather be homeless >she doesn't say anything >redpill her more about how my birth was her fault and that I didn't choose to be born so now she has to take responsibility for me >she starts to cry a little bit >tell her to stop crying because she's an adult >few days later I come home from the liquor store >her and a couple of family friends are over >one of them tells me I have to move out right now >tell them I have no place to go 70 KB PNG 01/17/21(Sun)16:11:17 No.845050615 >they say I have to move anyway >basically getting kicked out of my own house >tell mom she owes me for all those years I was on social security and she was basically living off me and my brother's autismbucks >tell her she should feel ashamed because she spent some of that money on herself instead of giving it to me and that she was basically stealing from me and my brother the entire time >one of the guys comes out of my room with a suitcase full of clothes >throws them outside and tells me to leave >mom is crying >this is b------- >he tries to force me out of the house >throws me off the porch >start screaming and crying >lay there for at least 5 minutes screaming and crying >scream and cry so hard I start coughing in between crying >tear down all her wind chimes and start wrecking her flower bed >one of the guys comes out and tries to wrestle me away form the house >spit in his face and throw plants/windchimes at him until he goes back inside >keep screaming and crying until she lets me back inside >immediately head to me room to watch my favorite twitch streamer to calm me down >use mom's debit card to donate to him so I can get the text to speech bot to say how my mom almost killed me
: Anonymous >be me >mom tells me I can't live off her forever and that I need to get a job >tell her I can't imagine working and that i'd rather be homeless >she doesn't say anything >redpill her more about how my birth was her fault and that I didn't choose to be born so now she has to take responsibility for me >she starts to cry a little bit >tell her to stop crying because she's an adult >few days later I come home from the liquor store >her and a couple of family friends are over >one of them tells me I have to move out right now >tell them I have no place to go 70 KB PNG 01/17/21(Sun)16:11:17 No.845050615 >they say I have to move anyway >basically getting kicked out of my own house >tell mom she owes me for all those years I was on social security and she was basically living off me and my brother's autismbucks >tell her she should feel ashamed because she spent some of that money on herself instead of giving it to me and that she was basically stealing from me and my brother the entire time >one of the guys comes out of my room with a suitcase full of clothes >throws them outside and tells me to leave >mom is crying >this is b------- >he tries to force me out of the house >throws me off the porch >start screaming and crying >lay there for at least 5 minutes screaming and crying >scream and cry so hard I start coughing in between crying >tear down all her wind chimes and start wrecking her flower bed >one of the guys comes out and tries to wrestle me away form the house >spit in his face and throw plants/windchimes at him until he goes back inside >keep screaming and crying until she lets me back inside >immediately head to me room to watch my favorite twitch streamer to calm me down >use mom's debit card to donate to him so I can get the text to speech bot to say how my mom almost killed me

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Anons step sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 685 KB PNG >mfw 08/10/22(Wed)16:55:17 No.69751799 >dads girlfriend moves in >she has a daughter >finally, smoking hot stepsis from my dreams >she finishes moving in >hangs huge lesbian flag on the wall
Anonymous 685 KB PNG >mfw 08/10/22(Wed)16:55:17 No.69751799 >dads girlfriend moves in >she has a daughter >finally, smoking hot stepsis from my dreams >she finishes moving in >hangs huge lesbian flag on the wall

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Anon is visited by the corn fairy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed) 08:43:42 No.883625260 >take a dump >corn kernels in poo >haven't had corn in over a year What's happening? 08/10/22(Wed)08:49:36 No.883625448 : Anonymous ive been feeding it to you in your sleep
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed) 08:43:42 No.883625260 >take a dump >corn kernels in poo >haven't had corn in over a year What's happening? 08/10/22(Wed)08:49:36 No.883625448 : Anonymous ive been feeding it to you in your sleep

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Anon wants to fatten her gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)16:47:44 No.69742094 i tricked a woman into loving me but she so skinny how can i fatten her : Anonymous >>69742094 (OP) # Move to America. The default mode is fat. 08/09/22(Tue)16:50:56 No.69742113
: Anonymous 89 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)16:47:44 No.69742094 i tricked a woman into loving me but she so skinny how can i fatten her : Anonymous >>69742094 (OP) # Move to America. The default mode is fat. 08/09/22(Tue)16:50:56 No.69742113

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Anon is queer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/27/17(Mon)12:21:49 No.727074324 >>727050230 (OP) # When I was in elementary school, I had this one friend and I was pretty much the only person who 24 KB JPG associated with him at school. Because of this, he had a hard time distinguishing between acceptable and unacceptable social behaviour. So anyway, every day after school, we'd walk home together as we lived in the same neighbourhood. During these walks, we would talk about sex, our pre-pubescent fantasies, and women/girls we though were really hot. One day after classes were finished, and I was hanging with some other pals in the schoolyard, this friend of mine comes up to me and says with a straight face and zero sense of irony "hey anon, ready to head home? talk about sex?" literally just like that in front of all my other friends. He had no idea how f------ queer that would seem in front of other people. I just bowed my head in shame and walked away from them all. Never spoke to that friend again.
Anonymous 03/27/17(Mon)12:21:49 No.727074324 >>727050230 (OP) # When I was in elementary school, I had this one friend and I was pretty much the only person who 24 KB JPG associated with him at school. Because of this, he had a hard time distinguishing between acceptable and unacceptable social behaviour. So anyway, every day after school, we'd walk home together as we lived in the same neighbourhood. During these walks, we would talk about sex, our pre-pubescent fantasies, and women/girls we though were really hot. One day after classes were finished, and I was hanging with some other pals in the schoolyard, this friend of mine comes up to me and says with a straight face and zero sense of irony "hey anon, ready to head home? talk about sex?" literally just like that in front of all my other friends. He had no idea how f------ queer that would seem in front of other people. I just bowed my head in shame and walked away from them all. Never spoke to that friend again.

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How much normie Anon is ? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)12:43:43 No.69740213 >"anon do you smoke?" >"no" >anon do you drink?" >"no" >"anon do you go to bars?" >"no" >"anon please tell me you play vidya" >"no" >"then what the f--- do you do when you don't work anon?" >"I eat and sleep" on the scale 0 to 10 how normie am I? 08/09/22(Tue)12:44:45 No.69740217 : Anonymous >>69740213 (OP) # You are barely human anon
: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 08/09/22(Tue)12:43:43 No.69740213 >"anon do you smoke?" >"no" >anon do you drink?" >"no" >"anon do you go to bars?" >"no" >"anon please tell me you play vidya" >"no" >"then what the f--- do you do when you don't work anon?" >"I eat and sleep" on the scale 0 to 10 how normie am I? 08/09/22(Tue)12:44:45 No.69740217 : Anonymous >>69740213 (OP) # You are barely human anon

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anon needs to touch grass | /r/Greentext

253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome my >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise
253243234554.jpg 18 KB JPG >open steam library >stare at games >open chrome my >"google.com" >stare at screen >"youtube.com" >scroll down >close browser >stare at desktop icons of games >open steam library >repeat for 3 hours until it's socially acceptable to start making noise

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anon asks sensitive info | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous Can you walk? 08/10/22(Wed)00:30:23 No.883602533 Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs View Thread 08/10/22(Wed)00:31:41 No.883602623
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous Can you walk? 08/10/22(Wed)00:30:23 No.883602533 Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs View Thread 08/10/22(Wed)00:31:41 No.883602623

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Anon works in the school system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- schools 277 KB PNG 08/08/22(Mon)12:51:45 No.69729726 >Be me >Work as a teachers assistant >S--- pay but easy af job >Just have to watch 8 year olds. Make sure they dont kill each other. >Get covid F---.mp6 >Quarantine for a week. Don't go to work. >Go back. >Kids happy to see me. Ask where I was >"I had covid, so I had to stay home" Gasp.mp2 >"Anon, the teachers told us you had a death in the family. So you'd be gone for a few days" W--.png >Not sure what to make of this. I assume the staff lied to the kids so no one would panic. >But i'm also certain that I got covid from this f------ cess pit. The kids never wash their hands and overall are disgusting. Next day >See little girl remove her masks and start picking her nose like a f------ chimp >"Stop that. Thats f------ filthy" >"Sorry anon. My nose itches. I have allergies... and covid" Bro w--.zip >"My brother had it and he would come pick me from school. I told my mom I was sick but she made me still go to school because no one else could watch me. She told me not tell anyone" Fml. F------ speechless. F--- everyone.
: Anonymous F--- schools 277 KB PNG 08/08/22(Mon)12:51:45 No.69729726 >Be me >Work as a teachers assistant >S--- pay but easy af job >Just have to watch 8 year olds. Make sure they dont kill each other. >Get covid F---.mp6 >Quarantine for a week. Don't go to work. >Go back. >Kids happy to see me. Ask where I was >"I had covid, so I had to stay home" Gasp.mp2 >"Anon, the teachers told us you had a death in the family. So you'd be gone for a few days" W--.png >Not sure what to make of this. I assume the staff lied to the kids so no one would panic. >But i'm also certain that I got covid from this f------ cess pit. The kids never wash their hands and overall are disgusting. Next day >See little girl remove her masks and start picking her nose like a f------ chimp >"Stop that. Thats f------ filthy" >"Sorry anon. My nose itches. I have allergies... and covid" Bro w--.zip >"My brother had it and he would come pick me from school. I told my mom I was sick but she made me still go to school because no one else could watch me. She told me not tell anyone" Fml. F------ speechless. F--- everyone.

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Anon Gets Scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 495 KB PNG 08/09/22(Tue) 22:07:32 No.69748948 >be me >everyone calls me a retard >decide to do an IQ test >takes me like an hour >still did it >get to the end >asks me to pay $5.99 >w--.jpg >i already spent an hour of my life on this so f--- it >put my card details in >5 minutes later get a call from my bank >someone just withdrew all my money from my account >mfw
: Anonymous 495 KB PNG 08/09/22(Tue) 22:07:32 No.69748948 >be me >everyone calls me a retard >decide to do an IQ test >takes me like an hour >still did it >get to the end >asks me to pay $5.99 >w--.jpg >i already spent an hour of my life on this so f--- it >put my card details in >5 minutes later get a call from my bank >someone just withdrew all my money from my account >mfw

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Anon makes a discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 411 KB JPG >Can a blonde and a readhead have a kid with black hair? 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # >>52771831 (OP) # >Very slim chance based on recessive genes, but most likely someone cheated 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 #
Anonymous 10 KB JPG Anonymous 114 KB PNG Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 411 KB JPG >Can a blonde and a readhead have a kid with black hair? 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # >>52771831 (OP) # >Very slim chance based on recessive genes, but most likely someone cheated 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 #

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Is Anon "Stinky Preet" ? | /r/Greentext

File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 ► >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 >>39072860 39073137 >>39074837 Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072932 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072997 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 >>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu)18:25:19 No.39073062 ► >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:36:44 No.39073160 ► >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 ► >>39073298 >>39074858 >>39073160 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 ► >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD
File: original.jpg (61 KB, 640x360) hey guys, how many of you are well known regulars at your gym? >tfw all of the male and female employees are constantly saying hello >people nice to me, ask me about my life >have a cool nickname Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.39072860 ► >>39072889 >>39072932 >>39074874 >>39076320 >>39076431 >>39072838 (OP) What's your nickname? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)17:59:20 No.39072838 >>39072860 39073137 >>39074837 Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:04:10 No.39072889 >>39072932 >>39072860 this. now i'm curious I'm also a regular but keep to myself generally. Have made acquaintances with a good amount of other regulars but a lot of the staff is really insufferable. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:10:44 No.39072932 >>39072997 >>39072860 >>39072889 S. Preet. I'm an indian guy. I basically worked off from 400-220 pounds. S. Preet. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:19:55 No.39072997 >>39073062 >>39075918 >>39072932 Wait... ARE YOU F------ STINKY PREET? FROM THE BOSTON GYM DOWNTOWN? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu)18:25:19 No.39073062 ► >>39073106 >>39073160 >>39074717 >>39076165 >>39072997 No. I don't know who that is. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:30:19 No.39073106 >>39073062 Classic stinky When are you hitting the gym later? Anonymous 10/13/16 (Thu) 18:36:44 No.39073160 ► >>39073269 >>39073062 oh yeah what does the s stand for? Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:49:48 No.39073269 ► >>39073298 >>39074858 >>39073160 it stands for Sprite. I drink Sprite. Also the name Preet was a typo. I meant to type Pat. Stop f------ bringing this up. Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu) 18:52:26 No.39073298 >>39073311 >>39073380 >>39074072 >>39074858 >>39073269 see thats really interesting "Sprite Pat" because I know of a guy in south boston who is known as stinky preet, because on his third week in the gym he used the treadmill so long he lost feeling in his legs and s--- himself without realizing it, and at the speed he was going the treadmill was flicking s--- onto the floor in a disgusting smear, AND he only realized that this was the case when he slipped on his own s---, and fell off said treadmill. Now he's a swole guy now, but a few years ago he was the laughingstock. Real testament to personal strength that he kept going back despite s------- himself in a crowded gym at peak hours. So you're sure that wasnt you, "Sprite Pat?" Anonymous 10/13/16(Thu)18:53:47 No.39073311 ► >>39073380 >>39074858 >>39075038 >>39073298 F--- OFF, THIS ISNT ME, HOLY F--- HOW DO YOU DELETE THREADS ON THIS F------ BOARD

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Anon regrets everything | /r/Greentext

File: FB_IMG_1658938792585.jpg (5 KB, 298x314) 12 Did I f--- up? Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)14:53:47 No.883572461 [Reply] >be me, some time ago >24 and horny >Masturbate just about any time and any place despite the fact I have gf >A------ bro has gf >>883572683 > Petite small but big ass >C-- to her ass and feet daily >One time they argue, she comes home and we drink >She goes to have a shover and for some retarded reason I c-- on her red panties, I c-- buckets >She comes out of shower and I tell her to pick something hot on her so she can resolve the argue with bro the "woman way" >She picks the red ones, idk how she didn't feel the wetness, maybe because of shower > Bro comes home,they argue and eventually f--- >He is sober so he pulls out >I c-- again to thought of my semen on her slit >Be me,now,27 >Bro has a boy >I start to notice he has light brown hair,blue eyes and birthmark on top of head as I do. Where as bro and his now wife have both brown eyes, dark hair and no birthmarks. He even has same resemblance around nose and beard Gf and mom start to notice he resembles me instead of bro. Should I just Jump the train and never go back and claim I have work at oil rig in Denmark or w-- do I do?
File: FB_IMG_1658938792585.jpg (5 KB, 298x314) 12 Did I f--- up? Anonymous 08/09/22(Tue)14:53:47 No.883572461 [Reply] >be me, some time ago >24 and horny >Masturbate just about any time and any place despite the fact I have gf >A------ bro has gf >>883572683 > Petite small but big ass >C-- to her ass and feet daily >One time they argue, she comes home and we drink >She goes to have a shover and for some retarded reason I c-- on her red panties, I c-- buckets >She comes out of shower and I tell her to pick something hot on her so she can resolve the argue with bro the "woman way" >She picks the red ones, idk how she didn't feel the wetness, maybe because of shower > Bro comes home,they argue and eventually f--- >He is sober so he pulls out >I c-- again to thought of my semen on her slit >Be me,now,27 >Bro has a boy >I start to notice he has light brown hair,blue eyes and birthmark on top of head as I do. Where as bro and his now wife have both brown eyes, dark hair and no birthmarks. He even has same resemblance around nose and beard Gf and mom start to notice he resembles me instead of bro. Should I just Jump the train and never go back and claim I have work at oil rig in Denmark or w-- do I do?

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Anon invests into a shitcoin. | /r/Greentext

File: wojak suicide.png (507 KB, 1070x601) -- I just lost about $1500 on a shitcoin and it's dumping. I bought the absolute top. I don't know what I should do in this situation. I told myself I would never fomo like that again but it just kept going up and everyone was so happy about it. Now it's dumping and I don't know if it will ever get to the same price again. I don't know whether to sell at a loss or hold and wait. I feel physically ill. One full pay cheque evaporated instantly on memes. Anonymous (ID: 70ekBJN) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:39 No.32632764 >>32633141 >>32637539 >>32640436 which coin >>32639935 Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:57:50 No.32633141 >>32633589 >>32633864 >>32634703 >>32633069 >>32632764 I'm embarrassed to even say it. Anonymous (ID: 533bmqlT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:18 No.32632747 >>32632846 >>32633002 >>32633069 >>32634094 >>32634660 >>32635011 >>32635181 >>32635686 >>32635965 >>32636105 >>32636308>>32636675 >>32637614 >>32637688>>32637764 >>32638431 >>32639746 >>32641267 >>32644494 >>32644708>>32645150 >>32645419 >>32649201 >>32650419 >>32652043 >>32652722 >>32653316 >>32653904 >>32653946 >>32653951 >>32654105 >>32654705 >>32656942 >>32657625 >>32658975 >>32659376 >> Anonymous (ID: (WTK8e97) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:07:29 No.32633589>>32634603 >>32650715 >>32633141 >I'm embarrassed to even say it. means nothing round here lad. say the name of the coin and let it go. we're all blown around by the same wind. >> Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:30:20 No.32634603 >>32634667 >>32634865 >>32635080 >>32635121 >>32635139 >>32635230 >>32635339 >>32635368>>32635587 >>32635668 >>32635842 >>32636247 >>32636318 >>32636472 >>32636686 >>32636748 >>32637052 >>32637151 >>32637153 >>32637488 >>32637496 >>32637499 >>32637645 >>32637696 >>32637737 >>32637781 >>32638552 >>32638592 >>32638649 >>32638698>>32638709 >>32638850 >>32638907 >>32638963 >>32639168 >>32639613 >>32639969 >>32639987 >>32640045 >>32642082 >>32643225 >>32644427 >>32644526 >>32644543 >>32645057 >>32645072 >>32645300 >>32645394 >>32645612 >>32646342 >>32646550 >>32646610 >>32646789 >>32647125 >>32647423 >>32648261 >>32648954 >>32650005 >>32650260 >>32650288 >>32650464 >>32650569 >>32650653 >>32650675 >>32650744 >>32651648 >>32651701 >>32652351 >>32653790 >>32653993 >>32654200 >>32654218 >>32654384 >>32654780 >>32654872 >>32655020 >>32655111 >>32655702 >>32655788 >>32657561 >>32659285 >>32659750 >>32660392 >>32660842 >>32661023 >>32661053 >>32633589 Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. I actually feel suicidal. God hates me. Either he intentionally makes everything I buy start dumping, or he intentionally made me be born stupid and poor so I can continue to make these retarded decisions that make me suffer. There's really no moving on from this. No matter what I do I just f--- up. I'm just thinking of all the things I could have done with that money but instead I had to gamble it on a shitcoin. Anonymous (ID: 5T17TQmk) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:35:49 No.32634865 Imao.jpg <B. 251x242) good? >>32634603 >Bingus Token Anonymous (ID: corhilGa) 04/07/21 (Wed)17:08:12 No.32636247 File: 1615805931493.jpg (64 KB, 900x821) >>32634603 >Bingus Token >>32634603 >Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. top Imao >>32634603 ohnonononono Benissimo >Bingus File: the bing.jpg >>32634603 Bingus Toke >all these replies BULLINGUSH I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus.
File: wojak suicide.png (507 KB, 1070x601) -- I just lost about $1500 on a shitcoin and it's dumping. I bought the absolute top. I don't know what I should do in this situation. I told myself I would never fomo like that again but it just kept going up and everyone was so happy about it. Now it's dumping and I don't know if it will ever get to the same price again. I don't know whether to sell at a loss or hold and wait. I feel physically ill. One full pay cheque evaporated instantly on memes. Anonymous (ID: 70ekBJN) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:39 No.32632764 >>32633141 >>32637539 >>32640436 which coin >>32639935 Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:57:50 No.32633141 >>32633589 >>32633864 >>32634703 >>32633069 >>32632764 I'm embarrassed to even say it. Anonymous (ID: 533bmqlT) 04/07/21 (Wed)15:49:18 No.32632747 >>32632846 >>32633002 >>32633069 >>32634094 >>32634660 >>32635011 >>32635181 >>32635686 >>32635965 >>32636105 >>32636308>>32636675 >>32637614 >>32637688>>32637764 >>32638431 >>32639746 >>32641267 >>32644494 >>32644708>>32645150 >>32645419 >>32649201 >>32650419 >>32652043 >>32652722 >>32653316 >>32653904 >>32653946 >>32653951 >>32654105 >>32654705 >>32656942 >>32657625 >>32658975 >>32659376 >> Anonymous (ID: (WTK8e97) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:07:29 No.32633589>>32634603 >>32650715 >>32633141 >I'm embarrassed to even say it. means nothing round here lad. say the name of the coin and let it go. we're all blown around by the same wind. >> Anonymous (ID: 533bmgIT) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:30:20 No.32634603 >>32634667 >>32634865 >>32635080 >>32635121 >>32635139 >>32635230 >>32635339 >>32635368>>32635587 >>32635668 >>32635842 >>32636247 >>32636318 >>32636472 >>32636686 >>32636748 >>32637052 >>32637151 >>32637153 >>32637488 >>32637496 >>32637499 >>32637645 >>32637696 >>32637737 >>32637781 >>32638552 >>32638592 >>32638649 >>32638698>>32638709 >>32638850 >>32638907 >>32638963 >>32639168 >>32639613 >>32639969 >>32639987 >>32640045 >>32642082 >>32643225 >>32644427 >>32644526 >>32644543 >>32645057 >>32645072 >>32645300 >>32645394 >>32645612 >>32646342 >>32646550 >>32646610 >>32646789 >>32647125 >>32647423 >>32648261 >>32648954 >>32650005 >>32650260 >>32650288 >>32650464 >>32650569 >>32650653 >>32650675 >>32650744 >>32651648 >>32651701 >>32652351 >>32653790 >>32653993 >>32654200 >>32654218 >>32654384 >>32654780 >>32654872 >>32655020 >>32655111 >>32655702 >>32655788 >>32657561 >>32659285 >>32659750 >>32660392 >>32660842 >>32661023 >>32661053 >>32633589 Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. I actually feel suicidal. God hates me. Either he intentionally makes everything I buy start dumping, or he intentionally made me be born stupid and poor so I can continue to make these retarded decisions that make me suffer. There's really no moving on from this. No matter what I do I just f--- up. I'm just thinking of all the things I could have done with that money but instead I had to gamble it on a shitcoin. Anonymous (ID: 5T17TQmk) 04/07/21 (Wed)16:35:49 No.32634865 Imao.jpg <B. 251x242) good? >>32634603 >Bingus Token Anonymous (ID: corhilGa) 04/07/21 (Wed)17:08:12 No.32636247 File: 1615805931493.jpg (64 KB, 900x821) >>32634603 >Bingus Token >>32634603 >Bingus Token. I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus. top Imao >>32634603 ohnonononono Benissimo >Bingus File: the bing.jpg >>32634603 Bingus Toke >all these replies BULLINGUSH I put $3500 of my own money into something called Bingus.

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File: DrQ.jpg (24 KB, 540x360) Public Service Announcement Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue)13:18:47 No.883586688 Hello, /b/. My name is Dr. Quentin Coldwater. I am here to explain what this community is like to those who are new here. /b/ is the world's largest online community of autistic children, teens, yound adults, and thirtysomething NEETS who still live with their parents. They're frustrated because autism makes it difficult to adjust to the stresses of day to day life. So they come here and say n----- and f----- a lot and post frog pictures. It calms them down and keeps them from becoming hyperstimulated. That is all. Pic related :)
File: DrQ.jpg (24 KB, 540x360) Public Service Announcement Anonymous 08/09/22 (Tue)13:18:47 No.883586688 Hello, /b/. My name is Dr. Quentin Coldwater. I am here to explain what this community is like to those who are new here. /b/ is the world's largest online community of autistic children, teens, yound adults, and thirtysomething NEETS who still live with their parents. They're frustrated because autism makes it difficult to adjust to the stresses of day to day life. So they come here and say n----- and f----- a lot and post frog pictures. It calms them down and keeps them from becoming hyperstimulated. That is all. Pic related :)

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