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File: 1677567715430332.png (70 KB, 860x850) Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue) 18:57:10 No.72399414 ► >be me >atheist >never lost an internet debate with a dumb religitard >97 year old great grandmother is dying of cancer >visit her one last time in the hospital >family gathered around her deathbed >she says "at least I get to be with my husband again" >outrageous >tell her that the concept of heaven and hell are made up fairy tales to keep people in line and that she's going into the ground just like everyone els >she dies >family won't talk to me anymore >not invited to her funeral Christfags and their silly fantasies BTFO'd once again. >> Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue)18:58:14 No.72399426 ► christards btfo and on suicide watch Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)19:09:19 No.72399496 ► THIS MONKEYS GOING TO HEAVEN
File: 1677567715430332.png (70 KB, 860x850) Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue) 18:57:10 No.72399414 ► >be me >atheist >never lost an internet debate with a dumb religitard >97 year old great grandmother is dying of cancer >visit her one last time in the hospital >family gathered around her deathbed >she says "at least I get to be with my husband again" >outrageous >tell her that the concept of heaven and hell are made up fairy tales to keep people in line and that she's going into the ground just like everyone els >she dies >family won't talk to me anymore >not invited to her funeral Christfags and their silly fantasies BTFO'd once again. >> Anonymous 02/28/23 (Tue)18:58:14 No.72399426 ► christards btfo and on suicide watch Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)19:09:19 No.72399496 ► THIS MONKEYS GOING TO HEAVEN

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Anon goes to the zoo. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)16:24:55 No.72407127 >be 6 years old >mom took me to the zoo for the first time >was super excited to see all the animals >saw a sign that said "don't feed the animals" 28 KB JPG >thought it meant don't feed them bad food >decided to share my sandwich with the monkeys >mom looked away for a second >next thing I know, the monkeys have stolen my sandwich >I start crying and mom scolds me for not listening to the sign >fast forward 20 years >still salty about the monkeys stealing my sandwich >vow to never trust a monkey again >go to the zoo and see the same sign >laugh to myself and buy a hotdog instead >monkey starts motioning for me to throw it to him >give him a little piece >monkey gives me a little thumbs up >guess not all monkeys are bad after all
: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)16:24:55 No.72407127 >be 6 years old >mom took me to the zoo for the first time >was super excited to see all the animals >saw a sign that said "don't feed the animals" 28 KB JPG >thought it meant don't feed them bad food >decided to share my sandwich with the monkeys >mom looked away for a second >next thing I know, the monkeys have stolen my sandwich >I start crying and mom scolds me for not listening to the sign >fast forward 20 years >still salty about the monkeys stealing my sandwich >vow to never trust a monkey again >go to the zoo and see the same sign >laugh to myself and buy a hotdog instead >monkey starts motioning for me to throw it to him >give him a little piece >monkey gives me a little thumbs up >guess not all monkeys are bad after all

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Anon Senses a Plot | /r/Greentext

. 4h (2/28 18:26) · 72404843 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 220KB (512× 422). 07CBDD09-EF1D-41C8-A25A-E17795F3E3C6.png 3 Replies >Very beautiful girl with a fine ass body in my college program keeps getting very close to me in random settings >will seem to stand very up in my personal space any chance she gets >did it in front of her boyfriend a few times who is also in our program which lead to so awkward exchanges of glances between him and I I think she is trying to instigate a fight between me and her bf so she can get horny from her Chad bf beating me up
. 4h (2/28 18:26) · 72404843 · 16 Re - 0 Img PNG 220KB (512× 422). 07CBDD09-EF1D-41C8-A25A-E17795F3E3C6.png 3 Replies >Very beautiful girl with a fine ass body in my college program keeps getting very close to me in random settings >will seem to stand very up in my personal space any chance she gets >did it in front of her boyfriend a few times who is also in our program which lead to so awkward exchanges of glances between him and I I think she is trying to instigate a fight between me and her bf so she can get horny from her Chad bf beating me up

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: Anonymous (ID: OWN8F7w/ 03/01/23(Wed)07:08:06 No.418023517 >>418023048 (OP) # True story: >At a party at the age of 19 >Drinking >Talking to a girl with big booba >Someone makes a Hitler joke >I say: "Hey man, my grandfather died in a concentration camp." >Record scratch party stopping moment >I conclude: "He fell of the guard tower." >Everyone laughs, including big booba >l glance at her jiggling t---. >Star of David on her necklace >We fugg in the basement later My first Khazar Milkers, lads. It was glorious. 1.92 MB GIF >>418024197 # >>418024392 # >>418024909 # >>418024967 # >>418026798 #
: Anonymous (ID: OWN8F7w/ 03/01/23(Wed)07:08:06 No.418023517 >>418023048 (OP) # True story: >At a party at the age of 19 >Drinking >Talking to a girl with big booba >Someone makes a Hitler joke >I say: "Hey man, my grandfather died in a concentration camp." >Record scratch party stopping moment >I conclude: "He fell of the guard tower." >Everyone laughs, including big booba >l glance at her jiggling t---. >Star of David on her necklace >We fugg in the basement later My first Khazar Milkers, lads. It was glorious. 1.92 MB GIF >>418024197 # >>418024392 # >>418024909 # >>418024967 # >>418026798 #

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

File: picture_1677631906433.png (2.43 MB, 1920x1920) WILD 02/28/23(Tue)22:06:48 No.181186652 Rate my idea for a movie: ☐ Anonymous >Christina Hendricks is the mother of Sophia Lillis and is a successful woman who was abandoned by her husband and because of that she feels alone, devalued and sexually frustrated. >Sophia Lilis is a horny but shy bisexual teenager who has difficulty relating to others and because of that she feels sexually frustrated. >Bryce Dallas Howard is Sophia's aunt and Christina's sister and is a free, open-minded and daring woman. >Upon learning of her relatives' plight, Bryce decides to help them express themselves sexually, and so makes plans to bring mother and daughter together sexually while also inserting herself between the two. >Christina and Sophia have sex and find they love each other deeply and then things get better. >To thank her sister for her help, Christina invites Bryce to dinner and at the end there is an intense o--- that lasts for hours between the three of them. >After this they live a happy life with lots of sex and exploring their deepest sexual desires. >"Cherry Pie" by Warrant plays during the credits It's kino?
File: picture_1677631906433.png (2.43 MB, 1920x1920) WILD 02/28/23(Tue)22:06:48 No.181186652 Rate my idea for a movie: ☐ Anonymous >Christina Hendricks is the mother of Sophia Lillis and is a successful woman who was abandoned by her husband and because of that she feels alone, devalued and sexually frustrated. >Sophia Lilis is a horny but shy bisexual teenager who has difficulty relating to others and because of that she feels sexually frustrated. >Bryce Dallas Howard is Sophia's aunt and Christina's sister and is a free, open-minded and daring woman. >Upon learning of her relatives' plight, Bryce decides to help them express themselves sexually, and so makes plans to bring mother and daughter together sexually while also inserting herself between the two. >Christina and Sophia have sex and find they love each other deeply and then things get better. >To thank her sister for her help, Christina invites Bryce to dinner and at the end there is an intense o--- that lasts for hours between the three of them. >After this they live a happy life with lots of sex and exploring their deepest sexual desires. >"Cherry Pie" by Warrant plays during the credits It's kino?

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Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)18:01:36 No.14685186 "The number of purely white people in the world is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes are generally of what we call a swarthy complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English make the principal body of white people on the face of the earth. I could wish their numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, scouring our planet, by clearing America of woods, and so making this side of our globe reflect a brighter light to the eyes of inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the sight of superior beings, darken its people?" -Observations Concerning the Increase of Mankind, Peopling of Countries, etc. Benjamin Franklin (1751) ayDbxAV_700b.jpg 48 KB JPG >your Welsh immigrant parents settled Pennsylvania and started a farm to raise you >s--- starts going down with Britain >enlist in the Continental Army and fight through thick and thin >you're even part of Washington's crossing of the Delaware >it's 1784 - the war's been won. Independence, at last >attend ceremony in Philadelpha >H--------, it's f------ Benjamin Franklin himself. the most revered of the FF outside of general Washington >the man himself, one of your personal heroes, catches sight of you >gives you the stink eye and begins muttering something >the only audible words as he walks away being, "tawny bastard"
: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)18:01:36 No.14685186 "The number of purely white people in the world is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes are generally of what we call a swarthy complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English make the principal body of white people on the face of the earth. I could wish their numbers were increased. And while we are, as I may call it, scouring our planet, by clearing America of woods, and so making this side of our globe reflect a brighter light to the eyes of inhabitants in Mars or Venus, why should we in the sight of superior beings, darken its people?" -Observations Concerning the Increase of Mankind, Peopling of Countries, etc. Benjamin Franklin (1751) ayDbxAV_700b.jpg 48 KB JPG >your Welsh immigrant parents settled Pennsylvania and started a farm to raise you >s--- starts going down with Britain >enlist in the Continental Army and fight through thick and thin >you're even part of Washington's crossing of the Delaware >it's 1784 - the war's been won. Independence, at last >attend ceremony in Philadelpha >H--------, it's f------ Benjamin Franklin himself. the most revered of the FF outside of general Washington >the man himself, one of your personal heroes, catches sight of you >gives you the stink eye and begins muttering something >the only audible words as he walks away being, "tawny bastard"

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Anon tackles the situation. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)10:20:15 No.72404786 >be me >just hanging out in my room >mom and dad are supposed to be sleeping >go to investigate >peek through the door crack >see mom with other dude 48 KB JPG >ohshit.jpg >start hyperventilating >what do I do? >should I tell dad? >no thats too risky >decide to take matters into my own hands >grab a pair of scissors >run into room >cut off a piece of the guys hair >run back to my room >5 seconds later >dad comes into my room >mom's lover is actually dad in a wig >guess they're trying to spice things up
: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)10:20:15 No.72404786 >be me >just hanging out in my room >mom and dad are supposed to be sleeping >go to investigate >peek through the door crack >see mom with other dude 48 KB JPG >ohshit.jpg >start hyperventilating >what do I do? >should I tell dad? >no thats too risky >decide to take matters into my own hands >grab a pair of scissors >run into room >cut off a piece of the guys hair >run back to my room >5 seconds later >dad comes into my room >mom's lover is actually dad in a wig >guess they're trying to spice things up

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Anon and his best friend | /r/Greentext

>be me >move before high school starts >haven't hit growth spurt yet >weird looking lanky kid >bullied relentlessly >mum hears me crying myself to sleep like the f----- I was >'anon, one of the nurses I work with has a son that's in your grade! says she'd tell him to look out for you at lunch!' >kid is one of the cunty jocks >rip.me >finds me at school >isn't a d--- >asks to eat with me, chat about vidya >his mates heckle him for talking to me >'f--- off >become fast friends >he's abandoned by the jocks but doesn't care >spend every afternoon together doing jack-s---, playing vidya, riding our bikes >life feels like stand by me >only grow closer >the brother I never had >dies in a car crash at 16 >literally that sudden >hole in my heart forever >nobody could ever compare I miss you Steven
>be me >move before high school starts >haven't hit growth spurt yet >weird looking lanky kid >bullied relentlessly >mum hears me crying myself to sleep like the f----- I was >'anon, one of the nurses I work with has a son that's in your grade! says she'd tell him to look out for you at lunch!' >kid is one of the cunty jocks >rip.me >finds me at school >isn't a d--- >asks to eat with me, chat about vidya >his mates heckle him for talking to me >'f--- off >become fast friends >he's abandoned by the jocks but doesn't care >spend every afternoon together doing jack-s---, playing vidya, riding our bikes >life feels like stand by me >only grow closer >the brother I never had >dies in a car crash at 16 >literally that sudden >hole in my heart forever >nobody could ever compare I miss you Steven

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Fellas, is pussy gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)17:31:55 No.72402703 >download gay dating app >search for FTM >find either cute tomboys or zippertits >cute tomboys are very talkative >I got the nudes of one of them literally after 2 hours of chatting infact despite being a 5/10 manlet incel >she offered me to f--- her it really was that easy all along huh? I guess I'm no longer a incel bros
: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)17:31:55 No.72402703 >download gay dating app >search for FTM >find either cute tomboys or zippertits >cute tomboys are very talkative >I got the nudes of one of them literally after 2 hours of chatting infact despite being a 5/10 manlet incel >she offered me to f--- her it really was that easy all along huh? I guess I'm no longer a incel bros

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Can't escape the inescapable | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)02:17:10 No.72403670 >Be me >Find about a video of a 15 year old girl on Pornhub >The video was nothing special, it was just a silly Tumblr s--- of her listening to a song >I was bothered by it being on a p--- website anyway >Me and some friends mobilized to take down the video >Some years later I find out that this girl opened an OnlyFans
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)02:17:10 No.72403670 >Be me >Find about a video of a 15 year old girl on Pornhub >The video was nothing special, it was just a silly Tumblr s--- of her listening to a song >I was bothered by it being on a p--- website anyway >Me and some friends mobilized to take down the video >Some years later I find out that this girl opened an OnlyFans

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Stretch Armstrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HA HA HA AAN!! HAHA HA HA! BAI 57 KB JPG 02/21/23(Tue)22:36:53 No.72323948 >playing with d--- and balls >stretching penis as long as it can go >wrapping the d--- around so the nuts and the d--- swap places >roll up d--- >stretch penis again and pluck it like a guitar string >pull down pants and swing d--- and balls around making slapping noises like a retard women will never get this experience; they will never get to have so much dumb fun for no reason, they don't even know how the d--- and balls works it's like the world's funnest hand warmer and they have no idea
: Anonymous HA HA HA AAN!! HAHA HA HA! BAI 57 KB JPG 02/21/23(Tue)22:36:53 No.72323948 >playing with d--- and balls >stretching penis as long as it can go >wrapping the d--- around so the nuts and the d--- swap places >roll up d--- >stretch penis again and pluck it like a guitar string >pull down pants and swing d--- and balls around making slapping noises like a retard women will never get this experience; they will never get to have so much dumb fun for no reason, they don't even know how the d--- and balls works it's like the world's funnest hand warmer and they have no idea

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Anon is a magician | /r/Greentext

104 KB PNG >turns green >mfw >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW
104 KB PNG >turns green >mfw >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW

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Anon has an existential crisis. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 140 KB PNG 02/22/23(Wed)20:22:16 No.72334208 >Cost of living increasing everywhere >Wages unable to keep up >one bedroom apartments run at over 1k even in poorer areas. >Homelessness very visibly increasing >Young adults unironically willing to live in pods How and why the f--- are normies so accepting of this? Why hasn't anyone revolted? Why are there no protests of this? How badly does society have to get financially r---- in order for people to finally say enough is enough?
: Anonymous 140 KB PNG 02/22/23(Wed)20:22:16 No.72334208 >Cost of living increasing everywhere >Wages unable to keep up >one bedroom apartments run at over 1k even in poorer areas. >Homelessness very visibly increasing >Young adults unironically willing to live in pods How and why the f--- are normies so accepting of this? Why hasn't anyone revolted? Why are there no protests of this? How badly does society have to get financially r---- in order for people to finally say enough is enough?

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Sibling rivalry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 02/22/23(Wed)18:11:23 No.72332971 >be me >friendless loser >older sister get bf >intimidating dude but alright >learn he likes vidya >start playing vidya together >yay i finally have friend >sister wants to talk >her bf came out as bi >wants to experiment >him and sister want it to be me >not gay but agree >i dont want to lose my only friend >now in weird relationship where he sleeps with both if us I just wanted a friend to play vidya with anons. Im not gay, how do i get out of this. : Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:13:19 No.72332981 This is vile even as a fantasy anon you need professional help just for making such a thing up
: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 02/22/23(Wed)18:11:23 No.72332971 >be me >friendless loser >older sister get bf >intimidating dude but alright >learn he likes vidya >start playing vidya together >yay i finally have friend >sister wants to talk >her bf came out as bi >wants to experiment >him and sister want it to be me >not gay but agree >i dont want to lose my only friend >now in weird relationship where he sleeps with both if us I just wanted a friend to play vidya with anons. Im not gay, how do i get out of this. : Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:13:19 No.72332981 This is vile even as a fantasy anon you need professional help just for making such a thing up

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Anon loves his sister | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >grow up with s----- parents >great relationship with younger sister >passed time playing piano together >move across the country when i was 14, she was 11 >did not acclimate well >no friends, lunch alone in highschool >sister is a social butterfly and was popular >years later >moved out 58 KB GIF 02/27/23 (Mon)00:11:59 No.895059425 >grown apart from sister, dont talk as much as id like >become very depressed, wanna off self >decide im going to do it >in my s----- 1 bedroom >decided im going to pop myself in one hour >10 min before, get text from sister >she sends me a video of her playing a song that we used to play >"omg look anon do you remember this song? we need to play it again when we see each other" >smiled, cried >she saved my life and has no idea >think about her every time i have those thoughts >thank you sister, i never say it but i love you and are the reason im still here Anonymous cryin real n---- tears rn OP goddamnit Anonymous 37 KB PNG 02/27/23 (Mon)00:13:01 No.895059457 02/27/23 (Mon)00:14:47 No.895059527
Anonymous >be me >grow up with s----- parents >great relationship with younger sister >passed time playing piano together >move across the country when i was 14, she was 11 >did not acclimate well >no friends, lunch alone in highschool >sister is a social butterfly and was popular >years later >moved out 58 KB GIF 02/27/23 (Mon)00:11:59 No.895059425 >grown apart from sister, dont talk as much as id like >become very depressed, wanna off self >decide im going to do it >in my s----- 1 bedroom >decided im going to pop myself in one hour >10 min before, get text from sister >she sends me a video of her playing a song that we used to play >"omg look anon do you remember this song? we need to play it again when we see each other" >smiled, cried >she saved my life and has no idea >think about her every time i have those thoughts >thank you sister, i never say it but i love you and are the reason im still here Anonymous cryin real n---- tears rn OP goddamnit Anonymous 37 KB PNG 02/27/23 (Mon)00:13:01 No.895059457 02/27/23 (Mon)00:14:47 No.895059527

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Koreanon is a millenial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mer PALME D'OR >be me >korean millennial >see incels crying 24/7 on social media >someone recommends this site >reading incels whine and cry >duh blackpill is duh ironlaw!!1! >reflects back as a 18 year old >hanging out with the boys of all races.. talking s---... chilling. CHERCHEZ L'INTRUS LA PARASITE DONG JOON NO 17 02/28/23(Tue)09:06:03 No.72396366 375 KB JPG >like every 18 year old... goes thru insecurity phases. >still gets girlfriends and so do all my friends... we laugh at our cringe selves at 18-24 >finance looks at pc >she gives me weird looks >i laugh What no p---- does to a white boy. No wonder you cucks shoot up schools. Anyways im out losers Imao.
: Anonymous Mer PALME D'OR >be me >korean millennial >see incels crying 24/7 on social media >someone recommends this site >reading incels whine and cry >duh blackpill is duh ironlaw!!1! >reflects back as a 18 year old >hanging out with the boys of all races.. talking s---... chilling. CHERCHEZ L'INTRUS LA PARASITE DONG JOON NO 17 02/28/23(Tue)09:06:03 No.72396366 375 KB JPG >like every 18 year old... goes thru insecurity phases. >still gets girlfriends and so do all my friends... we laugh at our cringe selves at 18-24 >finance looks at pc >she gives me weird looks >i laugh What no p---- does to a white boy. No wonder you cucks shoot up schools. Anyways im out losers Imao.

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