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Oceangate unironically ruined my career. Oceangate unironically ruined (...) 06/26/23(Mon)10:25:19 No.432213912 >be me >aspiring marine biologist >loved the sea since I was a kid >Studied hard in school to get good grades >Used hours to convince my (f------ Asian) parents to let me pick marine biology over being a surgeon, a doctor or a vet >about to apply for it >the f------ thing happened >my parents no longer respect my choices >murmurs about the dangerousness of the sea daily >sent me to like 15 doctors to 'influence' me to 'pick the right choice' 458 KB JPG >Said if I picked the f------ subject they would f------ disown me Con-f-------graduations, rich bastards, your insurance scam just broke some random asian kid's f------ hopes and dreams What am I supposed to do now?Give up?
Oceangate unironically ruined my career. Oceangate unironically ruined (...) 06/26/23(Mon)10:25:19 No.432213912 >be me >aspiring marine biologist >loved the sea since I was a kid >Studied hard in school to get good grades >Used hours to convince my (f------ Asian) parents to let me pick marine biology over being a surgeon, a doctor or a vet >about to apply for it >the f------ thing happened >my parents no longer respect my choices >murmurs about the dangerousness of the sea daily >sent me to like 15 doctors to 'influence' me to 'pick the right choice' 458 KB JPG >Said if I picked the f------ subject they would f------ disown me Con-f-------graduations, rich bastards, your insurance scam just broke some random asian kid's f------ hopes and dreams What am I supposed to do now?Give up?

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Anon makes a social misstep | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 79 KB JPG 06/22/23(Thu)13:33:49 No.73763174 >be me >spent the last 4 years as NEET >best friend asks if i want to go with him to a pool party >says his coworkers will be there >f--- it i haven't been outside in months >go, awkwardly stand around my buddy all day >one of his coworkers is there with her loli >extremely surprised because the kid is in a bikini with her ass literally out in the open >forget i'm not online >say "holy f---" out loud when i see her >the conversation dies >everybody saw me staring at her >my friend is in disbelief >pick my foot up and go "i stubbed my toe, sorry" even though i wasn't moving >friend refuses to looking at me >stammer something about how it was nice meeting everybody but i have to go >friend hasn't texted me since looks like it'll be another quiet summer for me, boyos
: Anonymous 79 KB JPG 06/22/23(Thu)13:33:49 No.73763174 >be me >spent the last 4 years as NEET >best friend asks if i want to go with him to a pool party >says his coworkers will be there >f--- it i haven't been outside in months >go, awkwardly stand around my buddy all day >one of his coworkers is there with her loli >extremely surprised because the kid is in a bikini with her ass literally out in the open >forget i'm not online >say "holy f---" out loud when i see her >the conversation dies >everybody saw me staring at her >my friend is in disbelief >pick my foot up and go "i stubbed my toe, sorry" even though i wasn't moving >friend refuses to looking at me >stammer something about how it was nice meeting everybody but i have to go >friend hasn't texted me since looks like it'll be another quiet summer for me, boyos

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Anon is too smart for sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Must 148 KB JPG 06/26/23 (Mon)01:20:10 No.29216463 Am I too intelligent to have sex? My friend told me if I were dumber I would just not care about anything and get laid, but now I live in my head and can't do basic s---, what do you think? 30 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous Must 148 KB JPG 06/26/23 (Mon)01:20:10 No.29216463 Am I too intelligent to have sex? My friend told me if I were dumber I would just not care about anything and get laid, but now I live in my head and can't do basic s---, what do you think? 30 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon acts like le true gentleman | /r/Greentext

Thats quote wasnt it Ghosting time Lol Don't You gonna ghost me? Alright then, f--- you you filthy f------ w----, you're boring as f--- and have no personality, do the world a tavar and kill yourself f------ p------------, maybe that's why you and your boyfriend don't get along, because you're such a f------ charisma vacuum, and you're probably boring as f--- in bed as well, go f--- yourself f------ c---, I hope you die a painful death like the parasite you are ++++ Anonymous 06/25/23(Sun)19:12:13 No.73801064 [Reply]► >>73805307 >>73805311 >she's about to break up with her boyfriend >I try to be a good "friend" and stay by her side, being there for her >tell her that now that she'll be single, I am interested in her and I would like to have a chance with her >she says it's gonna take her a minute to get over him >I say it's ok, I can wait for her, there's no rush really, that's how much I like her >she says I'm sweet, just stick around >4 months later, she isn't over him, yet >I send her inspirational quotes to cheer her up >gets offended and ghosts me for 4 months I was by her side and she wants to ghost me for trying to help her this is the reason why I don't befriend femoids, because of insufferable c---- like this one make sure you put foids in their places robots, don't take s--- from them + 136 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view.
Thats quote wasnt it Ghosting time Lol Don't You gonna ghost me? Alright then, f--- you you filthy f------ w----, you're boring as f--- and have no personality, do the world a tavar and kill yourself f------ p------------, maybe that's why you and your boyfriend don't get along, because you're such a f------ charisma vacuum, and you're probably boring as f--- in bed as well, go f--- yourself f------ c---, I hope you die a painful death like the parasite you are ++++ Anonymous 06/25/23(Sun)19:12:13 No.73801064 [Reply]► >>73805307 >>73805311 >she's about to break up with her boyfriend >I try to be a good "friend" and stay by her side, being there for her >tell her that now that she'll be single, I am interested in her and I would like to have a chance with her >she says it's gonna take her a minute to get over him >I say it's ok, I can wait for her, there's no rush really, that's how much I like her >she says I'm sweet, just stick around >4 months later, she isn't over him, yet >I send her inspirational quotes to cheer her up >gets offended and ghosts me for 4 months I was by her side and she wants to ghost me for trying to help her this is the reason why I don't befriend femoids, because of insufferable c---- like this one make sure you put foids in their places robots, don't take s--- from them + 136 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Chang rocks! | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous (ID: F16TOBWT |06/25/23(Sun)22:32:25 No.432161428 >>432183063 >>432186550 >>432186704 File: 51 DmNRU7ztL._SL250_[1].jpg (13 KB, 250x250) >"chang! I'm back with all the ingredients for our street food cart, I just have some bad news, the butchers were all out of cat, dog and chicken. They only have iguana and human babies, I couldn't afford anything so I only bought the spices, what are we going to do?" >"Fear not xiang, I have an idea thats going to rock your world."
>> Anonymous (ID: F16TOBWT |06/25/23(Sun)22:32:25 No.432161428 >>432183063 >>432186550 >>432186704 File: 51 DmNRU7ztL._SL250_[1].jpg (13 KB, 250x250) >"chang! I'm back with all the ingredients for our street food cart, I just have some bad news, the butchers were all out of cat, dog and chicken. They only have iguana and human babies, I couldn't afford anything so I only bought the spices, what are we going to do?" >"Fear not xiang, I have an idea thats going to rock your world."

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Anon high fives a chad. | /r/Greentext

99 KB PNG >>be me >>On this board so you can guess what I look like >>Working at summer camp >>Accidentally touch female friend's t-- when she tripped and I tried to catch her >>Accidentally brushed her butt later when raising my hand >>Later she's talking with Chad and I come over >>"Anon touched my ass and t--, Anon, what do you have to say for yourself" >>Sperg out >>"Feels pretty good man" >>Stacy's mouth gaps >>Chad gives me a high five
99 KB PNG >>be me >>On this board so you can guess what I look like >>Working at summer camp >>Accidentally touch female friend's t-- when she tripped and I tried to catch her >>Accidentally brushed her butt later when raising my hand >>Later she's talking with Chad and I come over >>"Anon touched my ass and t--, Anon, what do you have to say for yourself" >>Sperg out >>"Feels pretty good man" >>Stacy's mouth gaps >>Chad gives me a high five

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Anon is the wurst | /r/Greentext

1.36 MB PNG Why is the little guy stuck in the Al box so depraved? >Babysitting my girlfriend's offspring last week >Getting really late, "MOMMY ALWAYS READS US A BEDTIME STORY SNORT" >Decide to let Al write their story >uhhhhh they ask Al "tell me a story about stretchy pink hotdog" >Al makes up a guy named Frank who owns a stretchy pink hotdog stand >"The Stretchy Pink Hotdog stretched and elongated, growing longer and longer with each pull." >"It expanded to an astonishing length" >"Lily's eyes widened with amazement as she watched the hotdog extend." >"The hotdog's stretchy nature allowed it to be shared among countless people." >Next day, "MOMMY MOMMY WHERE IS YOUR STRETCHY PINK HOTDOG?" >She looks embarrassed, pulls me aside, livid >Points to a box under her bed, asks me what the f--- is wrong with me >Breaks up with me What was in the box?
1.36 MB PNG Why is the little guy stuck in the Al box so depraved? >Babysitting my girlfriend's offspring last week >Getting really late, "MOMMY ALWAYS READS US A BEDTIME STORY SNORT" >Decide to let Al write their story >uhhhhh they ask Al "tell me a story about stretchy pink hotdog" >Al makes up a guy named Frank who owns a stretchy pink hotdog stand >"The Stretchy Pink Hotdog stretched and elongated, growing longer and longer with each pull." >"It expanded to an astonishing length" >"Lily's eyes widened with amazement as she watched the hotdog extend." >"The hotdog's stretchy nature allowed it to be shared among countless people." >Next day, "MOMMY MOMMY WHERE IS YOUR STRETCHY PINK HOTDOG?" >She looks embarrassed, pulls me aside, livid >Points to a box under her bed, asks me what the f--- is wrong with me >Breaks up with me What was in the box?

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Anon finds happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 115 KB PNG 10/18/18(Thu)21:52:00 No.48779896 >go out with family >we go bowling >actually have a good time >we joke around and laugh >autistic brother only yells at 2 strangers >didn't win, had fun anyway There may be something to this life. View Thread
: Anonymous 115 KB PNG 10/18/18(Thu)21:52:00 No.48779896 >go out with family >we go bowling >actually have a good time >we joke around and laugh >autistic brother only yells at 2 strangers >didn't win, had fun anyway There may be something to this life. View Thread

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Anon's Desperation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous unlucky day kv bros 28 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)22:54:11 No.73690222 >be me >19yr old kv future neet >drive brother to work with dad >"son i saw what was on your computer the other day when you left it on >mfw he saw i was looking for horny women to hook up with and working girls > "don't fall for it you'll get killed and robbed" > fair point but desperate > see a couple girls post there snap on a reddit hookup thread in my city > message them >mfw all want payment to meet >none will accept cash so assume scam > one gives address and says she'll take a gift card and the rest in cash >not sure if scam > so head to store to buy condom and gift card cause maybe this ones not a scam >bad traffic head to turn lane have right of way > suv cuts between 2 cars to turn to other side of traffic > suv does not slowly inch forward or check to see that i'm driving >mfw suv does not look both ways and slams into my car >get out to exchange info >mfw its a whale woman who won't admit it's her fault and prevented me from losing virginity Bros why are woman so annoying? are these snap woman a scam? Whats a reputable site for "services"
: Anonymous unlucky day kv bros 28 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)22:54:11 No.73690222 >be me >19yr old kv future neet >drive brother to work with dad >"son i saw what was on your computer the other day when you left it on >mfw he saw i was looking for horny women to hook up with and working girls > "don't fall for it you'll get killed and robbed" > fair point but desperate > see a couple girls post there snap on a reddit hookup thread in my city > message them >mfw all want payment to meet >none will accept cash so assume scam > one gives address and says she'll take a gift card and the rest in cash >not sure if scam > so head to store to buy condom and gift card cause maybe this ones not a scam >bad traffic head to turn lane have right of way > suv cuts between 2 cars to turn to other side of traffic > suv does not slowly inch forward or check to see that i'm driving >mfw suv does not look both ways and slams into my car >get out to exchange info >mfw its a whale woman who won't admit it's her fault and prevented me from losing virginity Bros why are woman so annoying? are these snap woman a scam? Whats a reputable site for "services"

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Clothing tips from /x/ | /r/Greentext

78 KB JPG >be me >inna woods >hear faefolk >ohshit.mp4 >go to turn my coat inside out to confuse them >damned thing's reversible >now I'm the one confused >bastards stole my name >I've been locked inside a tree for 4 years >phone charging is slow, and the wifi sucks >bastard who caught me says he works for the company that makes the coat I was wearing, and designed it himself >drags me to a meeting with his boss (also fae), and parades me around in front of his colleagues as a success story >he's getting a raise next week
78 KB JPG >be me >inna woods >hear faefolk >ohshit.mp4 >go to turn my coat inside out to confuse them >damned thing's reversible >now I'm the one confused >bastards stole my name >I've been locked inside a tree for 4 years >phone charging is slow, and the wifi sucks >bastard who caught me says he works for the company that makes the coat I was wearing, and designed it himself >drags me to a meeting with his boss (also fae), and parades me around in front of his colleagues as a success story >he's getting a raise next week

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Anon questions the standards | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZLJjsGvw) You've got bolts popping out o(...) This is rated for 3600 feet! We're going down 2 f------ miles! Where's the bloody standards!?! chef-gordon-ramsay.jpg 150 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: DNbtPyDu) >>432145001 (OP) # Kek 06/25/23(Sun)19:29:29 No.432145001 YES CHEF : Anonymous (ID: ISnt5yoh ) 06/25/23(Sun)19:47:49 No.432146698 >>432145001 (OP) # Quality post 06/25/23(Sun)19:48:41 No.432146775 Moroccan BVLL (ID: 6xMpbXpM) 06/25/23(Sun)20:11:30 No.432149071 Anonymous (ID: 8vwRt85n) 06/25/23(Sun)20:15:39 No.432149482 >YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE F------ HATCH PROPERLY, YOU F------ DONKEY! : Anonymous (ID: XR5VZjQf) Ⓒ 06/25/23(Sun)20:20:37 No.432149967 WHERE'S THE F------ HULL INTEGRITY
Anonymous (ID: ZLJjsGvw) You've got bolts popping out o(...) This is rated for 3600 feet! We're going down 2 f------ miles! Where's the bloody standards!?! chef-gordon-ramsay.jpg 150 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: DNbtPyDu) >>432145001 (OP) # Kek 06/25/23(Sun)19:29:29 No.432145001 YES CHEF : Anonymous (ID: ISnt5yoh ) 06/25/23(Sun)19:47:49 No.432146698 >>432145001 (OP) # Quality post 06/25/23(Sun)19:48:41 No.432146775 Moroccan BVLL (ID: 6xMpbXpM) 06/25/23(Sun)20:11:30 No.432149071 Anonymous (ID: 8vwRt85n) 06/25/23(Sun)20:15:39 No.432149482 >YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE F------ HATCH PROPERLY, YOU F------ DONKEY! : Anonymous (ID: XR5VZjQf) Ⓒ 06/25/23(Sun)20:20:37 No.432149967 WHERE'S THE F------ HULL INTEGRITY

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Tear Free Shampoo | /r/Greentext

File: 612ucobqFhL._AC_UF1000,10(...).jpg (36 KB, 536x1000) 4th Johnson's stimpo Anonymous 06/25/23(Sun)20:56:00 No.29216776 >buy tear free shampoo for my 2 year old >pour it directly in his eyes to test if its true >he is crying (tear) what the f--- did i do wrong? is he autistic?
File: 612ucobqFhL._AC_UF1000,10(...).jpg (36 KB, 536x1000) 4th Johnson's stimpo Anonymous 06/25/23(Sun)20:56:00 No.29216776 >buy tear free shampoo for my 2 year old >pour it directly in his eyes to test if its true >he is crying (tear) what the f--- did i do wrong? is he autistic?

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Duality of Man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LE 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 155 KB PNG >>73798745 # 06/25/23(Sun)20:52:01 No.73798537 >there's no point >there's no purpose >there's no meaning 06/25/23(Sun)20:58:17 No.73798606 >>73798537 (OP) # >there is no point! >there is no purpose! >there is no meaning! 06/25/23(Sun)21:15:42 No.73798745 : Anonymous >>73798537 (OP) # That's how it is This >>73798606 # should be your reaction
: Anonymous LE 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 155 KB PNG >>73798745 # 06/25/23(Sun)20:52:01 No.73798537 >there's no point >there's no purpose >there's no meaning 06/25/23(Sun)20:58:17 No.73798606 >>73798537 (OP) # >there is no point! >there is no purpose! >there is no meaning! 06/25/23(Sun)21:15:42 No.73798745 : Anonymous >>73798537 (OP) # That's how it is This >>73798606 # should be your reaction

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anon is⠀⠀⠀ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/25/23(Sun)17:11:43 No.73799256 >be born >parents named me Coleslaw Higgins
Anonymous 06/25/23(Sun)17:11:43 No.73799256 >be born >parents named me Coleslaw Higgins

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Anon is a racist. | /r/Greentext

NY ALAIN PROST 4ème TITRE >>83454249 (You) >Be Prost >Get your first F1 drive in a f------ Mclaren >tell them to f--- off until they make a good car >Go to Renault >force them to make good cars >instant success >almost won the championship driving a f------ renault >go back to mclelren >b------- legend niki lauda >win >win again >suggest senna >f----- betrays you >team betrays you >somehow you're the bad guy >still win again >go to ferrari >manage to almost win the WDC in a f------ truck >Senna almost kills himself and kills you because muh revenge lol >somehow you're still the bad guy >next year tell ferrari to f--- off because s--- car >Faggel Mansell finally wins just because you took a sabbatical >tell mansell to f--- off of williams >win again >finally retire because lol who cares, already a 4 time WDC >25 years later nobody rates you because brazilian f----- managed to kill himself after all the years
NY ALAIN PROST 4ème TITRE >>83454249 (You) >Be Prost >Get your first F1 drive in a f------ Mclaren >tell them to f--- off until they make a good car >Go to Renault >force them to make good cars >instant success >almost won the championship driving a f------ renault >go back to mclelren >b------- legend niki lauda >win >win again >suggest senna >f----- betrays you >team betrays you >somehow you're the bad guy >still win again >go to ferrari >manage to almost win the WDC in a f------ truck >Senna almost kills himself and kills you because muh revenge lol >somehow you're still the bad guy >next year tell ferrari to f--- off because s--- car >Faggel Mansell finally wins just because you took a sabbatical >tell mansell to f--- off of williams >win again >finally retire because lol who cares, already a 4 time WDC >25 years later nobody rates you because brazilian f----- managed to kill himself after all the years

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Anon doesn’t care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: W5LVjQ2V) Someone please explain to me 188 KB JPG 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #
Anonymous (ID: W5LVjQ2V) Someone please explain to me 188 KB JPG 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo : Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 ) 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883 >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 #

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‘Trust the $cience’ or you’re a slave | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: i2tuB4Gh) /pol directly caused this. Apo(...) A * SMH The shackles of ignorance: why rejecting experts is the new form of slavery 06/25/23(Sun)05:41:17 No.432060405 It's everything the experts said a post-truth misinformation society would be-and now it even kills. What we are witnessing is nothing less than slavery 2.0. Screenshot_2023-06-25_11-37-53.png 267 KB PNG >When individuals dismiss expert opinions and turn to internet tubes, they become vulnerable to conspiracy theories, pseudoscience, misinformation, white supremacy, and biased narratives. Democracy relies on an informed citizenry, capable of making decisions based on accurate and widely disseminated expert information. By undermining the credibility of the very source of truth itself, we engender a post-truth society where truth becomes subjective and public discourse descends into chaos. https://afru.com/rejecting-experts-shackles-of-ignorance/ Anonymous (ID: OtvJZeYa)! experts say 310 KB JPG 06/25/23(Sun)05:43:54 No.432060597 >>432060405 (OP) # >>432062920 # >>432063029 # >>432064348 # >>432085095 # >>432085608 # >>432089853 # 06/25/23(Sun)05:46:37 No.432060762 Sage (ID: Tv71bWua >>432060405 (OP) # Guess im one of those slaves that does what he wants
Anonymous (ID: i2tuB4Gh) /pol directly caused this. Apo(...) A * SMH The shackles of ignorance: why rejecting experts is the new form of slavery 06/25/23(Sun)05:41:17 No.432060405 It's everything the experts said a post-truth misinformation society would be-and now it even kills. What we are witnessing is nothing less than slavery 2.0. Screenshot_2023-06-25_11-37-53.png 267 KB PNG >When individuals dismiss expert opinions and turn to internet tubes, they become vulnerable to conspiracy theories, pseudoscience, misinformation, white supremacy, and biased narratives. Democracy relies on an informed citizenry, capable of making decisions based on accurate and widely disseminated expert information. By undermining the credibility of the very source of truth itself, we engender a post-truth society where truth becomes subjective and public discourse descends into chaos. https://afru.com/rejecting-experts-shackles-of-ignorance/ Anonymous (ID: OtvJZeYa)! experts say 310 KB JPG 06/25/23(Sun)05:43:54 No.432060597 >>432060405 (OP) # >>432062920 # >>432063029 # >>432064348 # >>432085095 # >>432085608 # >>432089853 # 06/25/23(Sun)05:46:37 No.432060762 Sage (ID: Tv71bWua >>432060405 (OP) # Guess im one of those slaves that does what he wants

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Typical 4chan thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>73795756 (OP) # >F----- board f----- threads remove the f------ f----- heads f----- likes cuckold seggs f----- should unfaggot and go outside instead f----- gay f----- cringe all f----- needs to do is get rid of f----- fringe if f----- went to f----- hinge f----- could get f----- rimmed f----- isnt just a cuck f------ a f----- and takes it up his f----- butt f----- shouldnt do that f----- should kys f----- says f----- isnt gonna make it but f----- never tried his best f----- isnt should f------ just fat and f----- claims autism has him outgunned but f----- just jerked off simple as that f----- cope f----- seathe it's not over even if they call you steve f----- cries f----- dies its f------ fault he has no life who feels sorry for f----- it isnt I f----- sneeds f----- posts blacked.com fact checked by snopes so f----- tries to kill non f----- hopes because f----- must share his f----- copes f----- has 2 different f----- tropes cuckism and f----- boygirl soap f----- dies with no one to hold him other f----- get emboldened and starts f----- posting keep on sneeding keep on coping f----- cycle remains unbroken 06/25/23(Sun)09:08:17 No.73795761 >pic rel I'm not reading all this
: Anonymous >>73795756 (OP) # >F----- board f----- threads remove the f------ f----- heads f----- likes cuckold seggs f----- should unfaggot and go outside instead f----- gay f----- cringe all f----- needs to do is get rid of f----- fringe if f----- went to f----- hinge f----- could get f----- rimmed f----- isnt just a cuck f------ a f----- and takes it up his f----- butt f----- shouldnt do that f----- should kys f----- says f----- isnt gonna make it but f----- never tried his best f----- isnt should f------ just fat and f----- claims autism has him outgunned but f----- just jerked off simple as that f----- cope f----- seathe it's not over even if they call you steve f----- cries f----- dies its f------ fault he has no life who feels sorry for f----- it isnt I f----- sneeds f----- posts blacked.com fact checked by snopes so f----- tries to kill non f----- hopes because f----- must share his f----- copes f----- has 2 different f----- tropes cuckism and f----- boygirl soap f----- dies with no one to hold him other f----- get emboldened and starts f----- posting keep on sneeding keep on coping f----- cycle remains unbroken 06/25/23(Sun)09:08:17 No.73795761 >pic rel I'm not reading all this

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Anon chuckles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 06/25/23(Sun)10:07:58 No.73796332 >be me in public transport >disabled jew enters same wagon >can't hide the wide grin on my face >pic related >eventually burst out laughing very loudly >everyone is staring at my direction >hear the "tssk" sound from people's lips >old lady says i should be ashamed remember, laughing is illegal among normalfags. save your happiness for when nobody is watching.
: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 06/25/23(Sun)10:07:58 No.73796332 >be me in public transport >disabled jew enters same wagon >can't hide the wide grin on my face >pic related >eventually burst out laughing very loudly >everyone is staring at my direction >hear the "tssk" sound from people's lips >old lady says i should be ashamed remember, laughing is illegal among normalfags. save your happiness for when nobody is watching.

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: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. 09/29/17 (Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 : Anonymous >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #
: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. 09/29/17 (Fri)15:48:59 No.19675059 : Anonymous >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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