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Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)14:20:34 No.78744585 >be me >in college >20 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # >>in college >>20 >>went to college >went to college >larping as an 18 year old, nobody knows my real age >get to live out the youth i missed Feels good man. 09/08/24(Sun)14:21:58 No.78744594 I'm afraid your "youth" had been ruined by dementia Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # 09/08/24(Sun)14:24:59 No.78744622 ah yes, that 18 and 19 year old youth you missed out by being 20 years old... you can't even buy alcohol, you are still a baby
Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)14:20:34 No.78744585 >be me >in college >20 39 KB JPG Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # >>in college >>20 >>went to college >went to college >larping as an 18 year old, nobody knows my real age >get to live out the youth i missed Feels good man. 09/08/24(Sun)14:21:58 No.78744594 I'm afraid your "youth" had been ruined by dementia Anonymous >>78744585 (OP) # 09/08/24(Sun)14:24:59 No.78744622 ah yes, that 18 and 19 year old youth you missed out by being 20 years old... you can't even buy alcohol, you are still a baby

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Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this
Anonymous 251 KB PNG 09/07/24(Sat) 13:41:45 No.924079937 > 2 decades of being huge > Great face bones > Very wealthy > By all accounts, charming > 40 years old and unmarried, dating 35yo mids Why is Henry Cavill like this

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Anonymous Did I overreact? 51 KB JPG 09/08/24 (Sun)12:16:38 No.78744018 >in bed, about to jack it >thinking of what to fap to >remember my boss from my last job who was a huge f------ bitch to me >blatant favoritism, talking down, made me hate waking up in the morning, s--- like that >fantasize vividly about her getting f----- by a dog, specifically a rottweiler >not like "Imao white women love f------ dogs" but fantasizing her actively dreading it >gang of dudes strip her naked, hold her down on all fours, and bring in a rottie on a leash >whole time shes like "f--- oh f--- please I'm begging you dont do this" but the guy holding the leash lets the dog off on her >the dog mounts her and starts thrusting while she cries, all the guys are laughing >coom super f------ hard I know thats a bit extreme and not a healthy way to release anger, but damned if it didnt feel good. Next time, fap to your old bosses anons
Anonymous Did I overreact? 51 KB JPG 09/08/24 (Sun)12:16:38 No.78744018 >in bed, about to jack it >thinking of what to fap to >remember my boss from my last job who was a huge f------ bitch to me >blatant favoritism, talking down, made me hate waking up in the morning, s--- like that >fantasize vividly about her getting f----- by a dog, specifically a rottweiler >not like "Imao white women love f------ dogs" but fantasizing her actively dreading it >gang of dudes strip her naked, hold her down on all fours, and bring in a rottie on a leash >whole time shes like "f--- oh f--- please I'm begging you dont do this" but the guy holding the leash lets the dog off on her >the dog mounts her and starts thrusting while she cries, all the guys are laughing >coom super f------ hard I know thats a bit extreme and not a healthy way to release anger, but damned if it didnt feel good. Next time, fap to your old bosses anons

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Conquistador Shenanigans | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/07/24(Sat)00:40:56 No.201930608 1718058619549672.png 1.25 MB PNG Why are spicinards like this? Anonymous >>201930608 (OP) # 09/07/24(Sat)00:42:13 No.201930627 Don't act like you wouldn't also >spicnards kek
Anonymous 09/07/24(Sat)00:40:56 No.201930608 1718058619549672.png 1.25 MB PNG Why are spicinards like this? Anonymous >>201930608 (OP) # 09/07/24(Sat)00:42:13 No.201930627 Don't act like you wouldn't also >spicnards kek

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File: pepe conspiracy.jpg (52 KB, 480x640) Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:39:50 No.78743665 >>78743717 >>78743887 >anything happens >IT'S DA JOOS!! Okay... But why? What do they gain? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:45:15 No.78743717 File:71919192.jpg (43 KB, 1000x750) >>78743665 (OP) >What do they grain? >>78743769
File: pepe conspiracy.jpg (52 KB, 480x640) Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:39:50 No.78743665 >>78743717 >>78743887 >anything happens >IT'S DA JOOS!! Okay... But why? What do they gain? Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)12:45:15 No.78743717 File:71919192.jpg (43 KB, 1000x750) >>78743665 (OP) >What do they grain? >>78743769

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Anonymous (ID: 5c30NUJA) 1.89 MB WEBM 09/08/24(Sun)07:32:27 No.480980118 >Italian sees some German tourists from his window eating spaghetti in the wrong way >starts a conflict over it and continues to scream his lungs out >he escalates and wants to fight >does the super mario jump >dies Why are Italians like this? Anonymous (ID: 5nLuekpG 09/08/24(Sun)07:34:47 No.480980256 >>480980118 (OP) # pasta la vista, bambino
Anonymous (ID: 5c30NUJA) 1.89 MB WEBM 09/08/24(Sun)07:32:27 No.480980118 >Italian sees some German tourists from his window eating spaghetti in the wrong way >starts a conflict over it and continues to scream his lungs out >he escalates and wants to fight >does the super mario jump >dies Why are Italians like this? Anonymous (ID: 5nLuekpG 09/08/24(Sun)07:34:47 No.480980256 >>480980118 (OP) # pasta la vista, bambino

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☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:15:31 No.203331309 >>203335464 >>203337702 >>203337799 >>203338812 >Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?! >Yes Marty, it's imperative! >>203331424 >>203331811 >>203331853 >>203331862 >>203331909 >>203331986 >>203332544 >>203332623 >>203332942 >>203333587 >>203334565 >>203335224 >But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing c---?! >Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing! >Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond c--- as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet p---- until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?! >There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it! >But Doc.. >Hurry Marty! >Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc! >That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!? >Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like.... >Great Scott!
☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)06:15:31 No.203331309 >>203335464 >>203337702 >>203337799 >>203338812 >Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?! >Yes Marty, it's imperative! >>203331424 >>203331811 >>203331853 >>203331862 >>203331909 >>203331986 >>203332544 >>203332623 >>203332942 >>203333587 >>203334565 >>203335224 >But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing c---?! >Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing! >Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond c--- as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet p---- until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?! >There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it! >But Doc.. >Hurry Marty! >Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc! >That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!? >Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like.... >Great Scott!

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: Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)22:47:11 No.789817771 >be me >me bee 5 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread
: Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)22:47:11 No.789817771 >be me >me bee 5 KB PNG 1 Reply View Thread

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At least they tried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)01:25:00 No.687371345 EPIC GAMES STORE 1716370405392658.png 339 KB PNG >give everyone hundreds of free games >pay off developers for exclusivity >still get absolutely btfo by steam why did gamers snub egs?
: Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)01:25:00 No.687371345 EPIC GAMES STORE 1716370405392658.png 339 KB PNG >give everyone hundreds of free games >pay off developers for exclusivity >still get absolutely btfo by steam why did gamers snub egs?

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Burning Sun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)10:24:21 No.142858198 UEFAEURO2024 EFAEURO2024 Aymeric-Laporte.jpg 65 KB JPG >not african enough to get called up by the "french" team >joins the spanish team, defeats them Clown world. UEFA
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)10:24:21 No.142858198 UEFAEURO2024 EFAEURO2024 Aymeric-Laporte.jpg 65 KB JPG >not african enough to get called up by the "french" team >joins the spanish team, defeats them Clown world. UEFA

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Anon really likes The Seer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)07:44 No.39031606 [Reply] >at a very crowded bar that's very loudly playing generic top 40 music >they have an internet connected jukebox >it has The Seer >for 1 dollar I was able to play the 32 minute long title track >the place was all but cleared by the time the song was done >laugh harder than I have in ages at people's reactions >hang around for a while longer with friends >bar starts to fill up slowly again > after about an hour and a half it's fullish and I play The Seer again >I got kicked out because they couldn't figure out how to skip the song >hang around outside and watch people leave again I highly recommend everyone tries this. 127 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click here to view.
Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)07:44 No.39031606 [Reply] >at a very crowded bar that's very loudly playing generic top 40 music >they have an internet connected jukebox >it has The Seer >for 1 dollar I was able to play the 32 minute long title track >the place was all but cleared by the time the song was done >laugh harder than I have in ages at people's reactions >hang around for a while longer with friends >bar starts to fill up slowly again > after about an hour and a half it's fullish and I play The Seer again >I got kicked out because they couldn't figure out how to skip the song >hang around outside and watch people leave again I highly recommend everyone tries this. 127 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click here to view.

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Billions must smile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat)06:05:57 No.688037013 MAKING A MASCOT 10:40 How Team Asobi Accidentally Made The New Face of PlayStation 6.4K views • 3 hours ago mascot.png 106 KB PNG >a company besides Nintendo actually releases a game that is genuinely fun and soulful >the gaming industry loses their collective minds
Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat)06:05:57 No.688037013 MAKING A MASCOT 10:40 How Team Asobi Accidentally Made The New Face of PlayStation 6.4K views • 3 hours ago mascot.png 106 KB PNG >a company besides Nintendo actually releases a game that is genuinely fun and soulful >the gaming industry loses their collective minds

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Things vs things: Japan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NK 6 KB PNG 25/08/2024, 16:26:05 No.66048324 > Be Island Nation hated by all my neighbours > Was first to industrialise > Had the largest empire among them > Never apologized for its many genocides > Appropriated tea from China > Appropriated fried fish from portugal > Appropriated whitewashed indian curry as a national dish as well > Very abruptly promise to stop all imperialism after WW2 to the belief of absolutely no one > Still a monarchy for some reason > Be Japan Pic unrelated
Anonymous NK 6 KB PNG 25/08/2024, 16:26:05 No.66048324 > Be Island Nation hated by all my neighbours > Was first to industrialise > Had the largest empire among them > Never apologized for its many genocides > Appropriated tea from China > Appropriated fried fish from portugal > Appropriated whitewashed indian curry as a national dish as well > Very abruptly promise to stop all imperialism after WW2 to the belief of absolutely no one > Still a monarchy for some reason > Be Japan Pic unrelated

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Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.
Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.

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The Mind's Eye | /r/Greentext

>>41309452 # >"Anon? The green a------? Yeah he can deal with this on his own." >"He was weird. He acted like a jerk the few times I interacted with him but the rest of the time he was super shy and anti-social according to the other ponies." 53 KB JPG >"Also he kept saying "r---" under his breath which is really creepy. Who even does that now it's 1995!" >>41309500 # Anonymous >>41309452 # 08/09/24(Fri)23:47:38 No.41309468 >Thinking that the ponies haven't allied with the Cows NGMI >>41309474 # Anonymous >>41309468 # 08/09/24(Fri)23:50:41 No.41309474 >Anon will be snu snu'd by the most beautiful mares then by the earth ponies, then the pegasi, then the unicorns, then by the alicorns, then by the mares again Anonymous >>41309465 # 08/10/24(Sat)00:08:17 No.41309500 >luna is still angry because i called her taste in music cringe >>41309509 # Anonymous >>41309500 # 08/10/24(Sat)00:11:47 No.41309509 I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY LUNA THE WHOOVES IS JUST S----- MUSIC MADE IN A S.M.I.L.E LAB
>>41309452 # >"Anon? The green a------? Yeah he can deal with this on his own." >"He was weird. He acted like a jerk the few times I interacted with him but the rest of the time he was super shy and anti-social according to the other ponies." 53 KB JPG >"Also he kept saying "r---" under his breath which is really creepy. Who even does that now it's 1995!" >>41309500 # Anonymous >>41309452 # 08/09/24(Fri)23:47:38 No.41309468 >Thinking that the ponies haven't allied with the Cows NGMI >>41309474 # Anonymous >>41309468 # 08/09/24(Fri)23:50:41 No.41309474 >Anon will be snu snu'd by the most beautiful mares then by the earth ponies, then the pegasi, then the unicorns, then by the alicorns, then by the mares again Anonymous >>41309465 # 08/10/24(Sat)00:08:17 No.41309500 >luna is still angry because i called her taste in music cringe >>41309509 # Anonymous >>41309500 # 08/10/24(Sat)00:11:47 No.41309509 I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY LUNA THE WHOOVES IS JUST S----- MUSIC MADE IN A S.M.I.L.E LAB

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Anonymous MAGIC WA ND lective 09/05/24(Thu)10:32:59 No.38747794 Why do none of my magic spells work? What am I doing wrong? What's the "biggest secret" to getting your first spell to work? 232 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)10:34:22 No.38747799 >>38747794 (OP) # lol magic isn't real retard
Anonymous MAGIC WA ND lective 09/05/24(Thu)10:32:59 No.38747794 Why do none of my magic spells work? What am I doing wrong? What's the "biggest secret" to getting your first spell to work? 232 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)10:34:22 No.38747799 >>38747794 (OP) # lol magic isn't real retard

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Anon's first day back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Memes 500 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat)22:51:20 No.923400862 >Penis inspection day. We gather in the Gym >The butch PE teacher makes us boys line up. Girls opposite of us >Emergency meeting sus imposter among us. >Boys are told to drop our pants. >The girls giggle as we stand half naked. >Im 1st in line, PE and the nurse examine me >They give me a hard pull, ouch. Then move on to the next boy. >Lastly they turn to the girls. It's their turn >Now us boy laugh at the mortified girls >As expected all the girls dont have cocks. >But one girl, the tallest, hadn't undressed. >Her face is red as a tomato. >Nurse & PE notice too, they converge on her >Tall girl runs but the doors are locked. >Security guards tackle and wrangle her. >We gasp as her 11 incher flops out with an audible thud >She's dragged away kicking and screaming How was your first day back to school
Anonymous Memes 500 KB JPG 08/24/24(Sat)22:51:20 No.923400862 >Penis inspection day. We gather in the Gym >The butch PE teacher makes us boys line up. Girls opposite of us >Emergency meeting sus imposter among us. >Boys are told to drop our pants. >The girls giggle as we stand half naked. >Im 1st in line, PE and the nurse examine me >They give me a hard pull, ouch. Then move on to the next boy. >Lastly they turn to the girls. It's their turn >Now us boy laugh at the mortified girls >As expected all the girls dont have cocks. >But one girl, the tallest, hadn't undressed. >Her face is red as a tomato. >Nurse & PE notice too, they converge on her >Tall girl runs but the doors are locked. >Security guards tackle and wrangle her. >We gasp as her 11 incher flops out with an audible thud >She's dragged away kicking and screaming How was your first day back to school

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A necessary sacrifice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)04:34:16 No.203096191 MPC 2012 Cmy Fee Fm Carpation. All rights reserved Crash.jpg 36 KB JPG >That's right! You're going to have to crash our ship, our only reliable way home, into that alien craft... killing yourselves in the process. >That's the ONLY way you can stop it, because it's not like that thing could get shot down once it reaches Earth or anything!
Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)04:34:16 No.203096191 MPC 2012 Cmy Fee Fm Carpation. All rights reserved Crash.jpg 36 KB JPG >That's right! You're going to have to crash our ship, our only reliable way home, into that alien craft... killing yourselves in the process. >That's the ONLY way you can stop it, because it's not like that thing could get shot down once it reaches Earth or anything!

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: Anonymous [✔] 07/19/24(Fri)02:35:27 No.142852761 smoking.png 576 KB PNG >be 19 year old japanese gymnast >in paris for the olympics >smoke a c-------- >kicked off the olympic team and sent home Oh Japan you so crazy Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:36:05 No.142852772 inb4 weebs say it's based >>142852778 # >>142852812 # >>142852901 # >>142854493 # >>142854631 # >>142854732 # >>142855141 # >>142856616 #
: Anonymous [✔] 07/19/24(Fri)02:35:27 No.142852761 smoking.png 576 KB PNG >be 19 year old japanese gymnast >in paris for the olympics >smoke a c-------- >kicked off the olympic team and sent home Oh Japan you so crazy Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)02:36:05 No.142852772 inb4 weebs say it's based >>142852778 # >>142852812 # >>142852901 # >>142854493 # >>142854631 # >>142854732 # >>142855141 # >>142856616 #

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Prison is rough | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 06/25/19(Tue)20:38:56 No.53076633 >got sent to prison for non violent crime >18 years old at the time >tried to stay positive, hoping that ill be out soon >got r---- 2 times over the course of my stay >god i hate playing monopoly with my dad
Anonymous 54 KB JPG >be me 06/25/19(Tue)20:38:56 No.53076633 >got sent to prison for non violent crime >18 years old at the time >tried to stay positive, hoping that ill be out soon >got r---- 2 times over the course of my stay >god i hate playing monopoly with my dad

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