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Anon plays resident evil 5 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Re5 11/13/24(Wed)03:53:06 No.694466259 Resident-Evil-5-HD---PlayStation-4.jpg 181 KB JPG >be me in 2010 >Christmas break >Get RE5 >No siblings so play online >Rando jumps on and plays the entire game with me >He plays super nice, helps me out at needed moments and such >I never see or hear of this dude again once we beat it Bros I just want there to be an afterlife so I can find him there and thank him
: Anonymous Re5 11/13/24(Wed)03:53:06 No.694466259 Resident-Evil-5-HD---PlayStation-4.jpg 181 KB JPG >be me in 2010 >Christmas break >Get RE5 >No siblings so play online >Rando jumps on and plays the entire game with me >He plays super nice, helps me out at needed moments and such >I never see or hear of this dude again once we beat it Bros I just want there to be an afterlife so I can find him there and thank him

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)18:31:38 No.7436796 >talking to mum >"Have any plans today?" >Not really (same as every other time you've asked) >"..." >"Do you want to come to the store with me?" >Ok >"Do you still make those songs you used to do?" >Not really >"Were there any music clubs at your uni?" >Yeah but I didn't really feel like it >"How are people in your course?" >Idk I haven't really talked to them Every time she talks to me I'm reminded of what a failure I've become in the last few years I joined no clubs/societies I made no friends in uni I barely do any of the things I used to love doing anymore All I do is go to the gym and go home and try to will myself to read 2 pages a book and waste my entire day doing nothing and taking to no-one in what is supposed to be the prime of my life I can't even bring myself to act happy around my family anymore I just walk around like soulless husk trying to muster a half hearted smile from time to time when I manage to look up from the floor
Anonymous 26 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)18:31:38 No.7436796 >talking to mum >"Have any plans today?" >Not really (same as every other time you've asked) >"..." >"Do you want to come to the store with me?" >Ok >"Do you still make those songs you used to do?" >Not really >"Were there any music clubs at your uni?" >Yeah but I didn't really feel like it >"How are people in your course?" >Idk I haven't really talked to them Every time she talks to me I'm reminded of what a failure I've become in the last few years I joined no clubs/societies I made no friends in uni I barely do any of the things I used to love doing anymore All I do is go to the gym and go home and try to will myself to read 2 pages a book and waste my entire day doing nothing and taking to no-one in what is supposed to be the prime of my life I can't even bring myself to act happy around my family anymore I just walk around like soulless husk trying to muster a half hearted smile from time to time when I manage to look up from the floor

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Anon is looking for a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

3h (8/30 18:33) 74568726 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 670KB (1200 × 1689) 1669517386070435.jpg 1 Reply Hi, I want a discord fembot girlfriend who will lead the conversation and make me feel less sad (only when I feel like talking), and help me masturbate when I feel like it. Accepting applications.
3h (8/30 18:33) 74568726 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 670KB (1200 × 1689) 1669517386070435.jpg 1 Reply Hi, I want a discord fembot girlfriend who will lead the conversation and make me feel less sad (only when I feel like talking), and help me masturbate when I feel like it. Accepting applications.

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Anon is trying to lose weight | /r/Greentext

157 KB PNG hows its going >trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me >im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet >a few days later on at work and he asks >i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch" >"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it" >i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen >everybody laughing in the office i was never so embarrassed
157 KB PNG hows its going >trying to loose some weight a while ago because i was obese, get my coworker to help me >im poor in my country so my work friend helps me and suggests its cheap to get frozen vegetable (pea and carrots e.t.c) for my diet >a few days later on at work and he asks >i tell him "yes its going quite good but the frozen vegetable it has a bit of a crunch" >"NO anon you are supposed to COOK it" >i did not know to cook the frozen vegetable so i was eating it just frozen >everybody laughing in the office i was never so embarrassed

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Hurt so bad I didn’t walk for a year from it. | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:01 No.78635333 2.58 MB PNG >Be doctors as recently as pre 1999 >Believe babies couldn't feel pain >Circumcise it >It cries during the process >"Nah, babies just cry just because" Were they retarded? Anonymous >>78635333 (OP) >you can't study this, that's anti-semitic Vertees 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:37 No.78635336
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:01 No.78635333 2.58 MB PNG >Be doctors as recently as pre 1999 >Believe babies couldn't feel pain >Circumcise it >It cries during the process >"Nah, babies just cry just because" Were they retarded? Anonymous >>78635333 (OP) >you can't study this, that's anti-semitic Vertees 08/28/24(Wed)18:44:37 No.78635336

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winning an argument like diving straight into Grindr notifications. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"
Anonymous 70 KB JPG 06/04/24(Tue)10:44:21 No.919369993 >be me >Talking with a woman and her friend at a party >She gets angry at me for saying "you guys" >I say it's a gender neutral term in this context and she's reading into things a bit too much >"Oh yeah? How many dudes have you f-----?" >"20" >Grindr notification goes off > "About to be 21"

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"No Muggles, No Dogs, No Irish" | /r/Greentext

File: C5C051C1-3703-46A8-84A8-F(...).jpg (12 KB, 375x265) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:04:57 No.204620702 >>204620728 >>204620797 >>204620812 >>204620869 >>204620918 >>204621266 >>204621786 >>204622067 >>204622172 >>204622601 >Muggle borns have the same ability to do magic and are physically indistinguishable from pure bloods >Goes on a hitler crusade against them Why? ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:13:55 No.204620848 >>204621063 Its a slippery slope, give it a few generations and there will be no magic blood left ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:28:06 No.204621063 >>204621412 >>204620848 Im 1/64th wizard. Let me into your school ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:54:22 No.204621412 ►>>204621520 >>204621063 >Anon, though a squib muggle-born, gets into Hogwarts >As the sorting hat is placed over his head, it screams JANITOR!
File: C5C051C1-3703-46A8-84A8-F(...).jpg (12 KB, 375x265) Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:04:57 No.204620702 >>204620728 >>204620797 >>204620812 >>204620869 >>204620918 >>204621266 >>204621786 >>204622067 >>204622172 >>204622601 >Muggle borns have the same ability to do magic and are physically indistinguishable from pure bloods >Goes on a hitler crusade against them Why? ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:13:55 No.204620848 >>204621063 Its a slippery slope, give it a few generations and there will be no magic blood left ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:28:06 No.204621063 >>204621412 >>204620848 Im 1/64th wizard. Let me into your school ☐ Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)20:54:22 No.204621412 ►>>204621520 >>204621063 >Anon, though a squib muggle-born, gets into Hogwarts >As the sorting hat is placed over his head, it screams JANITOR!

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The way of the boomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)08:32:31 No.205086783 King of the Hill S06E06 I'm with Cupid.mp4_snapshot_18.15.711.jpg 60 KB JPG >just talk to 25 women at a store until one of them gives you her number could Boomhowser's method still work in 2024? Did it even work then?
Anonymous 10/31/24(Thu)08:32:31 No.205086783 King of the Hill S06E06 I'm with Cupid.mp4_snapshot_18.15.711.jpg 60 KB JPG >just talk to 25 women at a store until one of them gives you her number could Boomhowser's method still work in 2024? Did it even work then?

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Enemy at the Gates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ABACUS! 28 KB JPG Anyways 07/19/24(Fri)12:21:00 No.31645695 >Be me >27 >About to be single once gf moves out >Breddy gud life, work as a software engineer and make a decent 150K >Been with gf for 6 years, lived together for 4 of those >Don't want to actually date for a long time till I find a new place to live and get settled down >BUT >How do I even socialize as a single adult? >Noticed I've been going to bars and my 'tism has gotten really bad since the pandemic and I've been working remote for 5-6 years >People act uncomfortable around me, feel I have a prescence >Not actually super unattractive, I did start balding around 21 but I shave my head bald every other day now and have a pretty good beard >Just noticed since 90% of my day is talking to people at work over webcams or talking to my gf, rarely ever have to go out of my way to meet people How do i retrain myself to be normal, I was normal when I was like 16-21 but having a consistent gf for so long has WRECKED me socially
: Anonymous ABACUS! 28 KB JPG Anyways 07/19/24(Fri)12:21:00 No.31645695 >Be me >27 >About to be single once gf moves out >Breddy gud life, work as a software engineer and make a decent 150K >Been with gf for 6 years, lived together for 4 of those >Don't want to actually date for a long time till I find a new place to live and get settled down >BUT >How do I even socialize as a single adult? >Noticed I've been going to bars and my 'tism has gotten really bad since the pandemic and I've been working remote for 5-6 years >People act uncomfortable around me, feel I have a prescence >Not actually super unattractive, I did start balding around 21 but I shave my head bald every other day now and have a pretty good beard >Just noticed since 90% of my day is talking to people at work over webcams or talking to my gf, rarely ever have to go out of my way to meet people How do i retrain myself to be normal, I was normal when I was like 16-21 but having a consistent gf for so long has WRECKED me socially

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Opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG > Sleep.exe > Be me > Be frequent 4chan user > Use reddit often as well because I don't want to live here my whole life > Post green text > Post it on reddit > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine > 1.3k upvotes There is no way to succeed on the internet
28 KB JPG > Sleep.exe > Be me > Be frequent 4chan user > Use reddit often as well because I don't want to live here my whole life > Post green text > Post it on reddit > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine > 1.3k upvotes There is no way to succeed on the internet

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Treffen sich 2 Jäger sind beide tot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No. 184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #
: Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No. 184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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A NEW HOPE | /r/Greentext

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS. >BE very strong Jedi. >Be chosen one. >Years of service for current employer. >Constantly disrespect. >Constantly disregarded. >Insulted on highest level meetings. >Shoulder responsibility equal to founders. >Get headhunted by direct competitor. >Better salary, more benefits including health care, higher position. >Put in resignation with current employer. >Current employer in shambles. Taking it far to personal and not professional. >New employer wants me to lay off the interns while on my notice periods with employer. >Go lay off interns. >Interns call me "Master" >Shock.jpg *All I wanted to be called Master* >Chosen One.exe >Decide to form a new start up... call it "A new hope" >Offer regular employment and regular salaried payment scheme to interns. >Both previous employers engaged is heated smear campaign. >Losign market cap fast. >Achieve market monopoly as competitors took eqchother out. >??? >Profit.
THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS. >BE very strong Jedi. >Be chosen one. >Years of service for current employer. >Constantly disrespect. >Constantly disregarded. >Insulted on highest level meetings. >Shoulder responsibility equal to founders. >Get headhunted by direct competitor. >Better salary, more benefits including health care, higher position. >Put in resignation with current employer. >Current employer in shambles. Taking it far to personal and not professional. >New employer wants me to lay off the interns while on my notice periods with employer. >Go lay off interns. >Interns call me "Master" >Shock.jpg *All I wanted to be called Master* >Chosen One.exe >Decide to form a new start up... call it "A new hope" >Offer regular employment and regular salaried payment scheme to interns. >Both previous employers engaged is heated smear campaign. >Losign market cap fast. >Achieve market monopoly as competitors took eqchother out. >??? >Profit.

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Anon tries Gundam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me 01/05/19(Sat)17:59:31 No.789187768 >talking to weird girl on the internet >says she likes gundam >says i should try it >next day >go to japanese store and buy a model kit 190 KB JPG >its fun >build it >ffw a few weeks >built a few kits >go to gundam reddit >its all a bunch of awful memes about a show thats 30 years old >decide to join discord >people get mad whenever i spell model names wrong >are obsessed with plot >say i need to watch 30 anime series to comprehend anything >get bored one day >say the fan favorite mech is a ripoff of the iron man hulkbuster >all hell breaks loose >30 messages in a minute >get banned >get friend requests, and accept them out of curiousity >gundam fans are threatening to find where i live and kill me if i don't take back what I said >feels good Gundam tardom is real
Anonymous >be me 01/05/19(Sat)17:59:31 No.789187768 >talking to weird girl on the internet >says she likes gundam >says i should try it >next day >go to japanese store and buy a model kit 190 KB JPG >its fun >build it >ffw a few weeks >built a few kits >go to gundam reddit >its all a bunch of awful memes about a show thats 30 years old >decide to join discord >people get mad whenever i spell model names wrong >are obsessed with plot >say i need to watch 30 anime series to comprehend anything >get bored one day >say the fan favorite mech is a ripoff of the iron man hulkbuster >all hell breaks loose >30 messages in a minute >get banned >get friend requests, and accept them out of curiousity >gundam fans are threatening to find where i live and kill me if i don't take back what I said >feels good Gundam tardom is real

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De Gaul ruling over Gaul | /r/Greentext

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Anon gives diet advice | /r/Greentext

File: the-huge-cucumber.jpg (73 KB, 620x760) Post low calorie foods that keep the hunger at bay before bed Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)00:09:52 No.75441591 ►>>75441612 >>75441640 >>75441646 >>75441722 >>75441870 >>75441875 >fills you up just enough >hydrates you >tastes pretty good >less than 50 calories >can put up your ass to masturbate with take the cucumberpill >> 26 Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)00:14:16 No.75441612 >>75441629 >>75441684 >>75441690 >>75441698 >>75441719 >>75441591 (OP) >can put up your ass to masturbate with I actually tried this and it's very scary. I have very tight a------ and accidentally clenched down too hard and crushed the cucumber and it broke off inside me. Good thing I had it in a condom otherwise it would have been another embarrassing trip to ER. Would not recommend. Carrot is harder and superior. Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)00:19:44 No.75441629 >>75441612 i got 7 inches of girth cucumber up their once, it hurt the whole time even during warm up, i don't know why i did it. i was p--- addicted, i don't do anything with my bum anymore
File: the-huge-cucumber.jpg (73 KB, 620x760) Post low calorie foods that keep the hunger at bay before bed Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)00:09:52 No.75441591 ►>>75441612 >>75441640 >>75441646 >>75441722 >>75441870 >>75441875 >fills you up just enough >hydrates you >tastes pretty good >less than 50 calories >can put up your ass to masturbate with take the cucumberpill >> 26 Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)00:14:16 No.75441612 >>75441629 >>75441684 >>75441690 >>75441698 >>75441719 >>75441591 (OP) >can put up your ass to masturbate with I actually tried this and it's very scary. I have very tight a------ and accidentally clenched down too hard and crushed the cucumber and it broke off inside me. Good thing I had it in a condom otherwise it would have been another embarrassing trip to ER. Would not recommend. Carrot is harder and superior. Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)00:19:44 No.75441629 >>75441612 i got 7 inches of girth cucumber up their once, it hurt the whole time even during warm up, i don't know why i did it. i was p--- addicted, i don't do anything with my bum anymore

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Anon is a perfectionist | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_6709.jpg (882 KB, 1242x951) Can't keep a relationship Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)10:42:58 No.79424492 >Have toptier looks >if I see any flaw on a chick, I just get the ick kek. I literally have to brute force myself to TRY to ignore flaws >on top of that, I can't get horny in front of women (no, I'm not gay). It's like I think to myself "those boobs could have been bigger" etc. >Can't converse with their low IQ b------- either. Their interests suck >I hate all the small women s--- they do. For example when they brush their hair or whatever. You know what I mean. Just women quirks >hate their retarded shows too >they can be 99% perfect and my brain will focus on that 1% I don't like about them >My brain wants perfection. I'm picky as s--- Every time a chick wants me, I always think "I'm settling. I can do far better than this". Because of this, I'm a virgin at 30. What the hell is wrong with me? >> Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)10:46:22 No.79424512 You are gay simple as. >> Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)11:10:05 No.79424647 >>79424647 >>79424512 I am NOT! But I went through hardcore trauma that I think caused brain damage >> SAGE 11/12/24(Tue)11:19:12 No.79424699 >> >>79424743 this is what having npd looks like by the way (listen and learn) Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)11:27:10 No.79424743 >>79424699 I'm not gonna cap. I know I have it. I think it's ingrained into my DNA. I'm f-----. I'm too prideful. Too conceited. I've always been this way. I can't help it. I want to be a king. I've also always had a god complex too. I'm mentally ill as s---
File: IMG_6709.jpg (882 KB, 1242x951) Can't keep a relationship Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)10:42:58 No.79424492 >Have toptier looks >if I see any flaw on a chick, I just get the ick kek. I literally have to brute force myself to TRY to ignore flaws >on top of that, I can't get horny in front of women (no, I'm not gay). It's like I think to myself "those boobs could have been bigger" etc. >Can't converse with their low IQ b------- either. Their interests suck >I hate all the small women s--- they do. For example when they brush their hair or whatever. You know what I mean. Just women quirks >hate their retarded shows too >they can be 99% perfect and my brain will focus on that 1% I don't like about them >My brain wants perfection. I'm picky as s--- Every time a chick wants me, I always think "I'm settling. I can do far better than this". Because of this, I'm a virgin at 30. What the hell is wrong with me? >> Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)10:46:22 No.79424512 You are gay simple as. >> Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)11:10:05 No.79424647 >>79424647 >>79424512 I am NOT! But I went through hardcore trauma that I think caused brain damage >> SAGE 11/12/24(Tue)11:19:12 No.79424699 >> >>79424743 this is what having npd looks like by the way (listen and learn) Anonymous 11/12/24(Tue)11:27:10 No.79424743 >>79424699 I'm not gonna cap. I know I have it. I think it's ingrained into my DNA. I'm f-----. I'm too prideful. Too conceited. I've always been this way. I can't help it. I want to be a king. I've also always had a god complex too. I'm mentally ill as s---

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Anon has a special moment | /r/Greentext

100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread ? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate
100 KB JPG most retarded moments thread ? > be me > be 11 > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate

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How many good boy points is defeating an alien invasion? | /r/Greentext

File: 1686777174440544.jpg (21 KB, 474x355) HAMMOND Anonymous (ID: pewD7+Np) 06/15/23(Thu)09:41:06 No.430719012 >>430719333 >>430719468 >>430720515 >>430721143 >>430721167 >>430721245 >>430721284 >>430721648 >>430723326 >>430723509 >>430725116 >>430725201 >>430725261 >>430725395 >>430727323 >>430727359 >>430727454 >>430727465 >>430727523 >>430727637 >>430727661 >>430727837 >>430727859 >>430727899 >>430727946 >>430728062 >>430728082 >>430728166 >>430728167 >>430729358 >>430731456 >>430731840 >>430733567 >>430733983 >>430737295 >>430737324 >>430737365 >>430737369 >>430737476 >>430738220 >>430738616 >>430739073 >>430739579 >>430739667 >>430739748 >>430739830 >>430741122 >>430741447 >>430741724 >>430741727 >>430741782 >>430741857 >"hello is this anon"? >"good good we have been looking over your post history on 4chan" >"we would like to bring you to Fort Bragg on all expenses paid round trip you just need to answer some questions" >"no no its not about the jews its about the UFOs" what do you do?
File: 1686777174440544.jpg (21 KB, 474x355) HAMMOND Anonymous (ID: pewD7+Np) 06/15/23(Thu)09:41:06 No.430719012 >>430719333 >>430719468 >>430720515 >>430721143 >>430721167 >>430721245 >>430721284 >>430721648 >>430723326 >>430723509 >>430725116 >>430725201 >>430725261 >>430725395 >>430727323 >>430727359 >>430727454 >>430727465 >>430727523 >>430727637 >>430727661 >>430727837 >>430727859 >>430727899 >>430727946 >>430728062 >>430728082 >>430728166 >>430728167 >>430729358 >>430731456 >>430731840 >>430733567 >>430733983 >>430737295 >>430737324 >>430737365 >>430737369 >>430737476 >>430738220 >>430738616 >>430739073 >>430739579 >>430739667 >>430739748 >>430739830 >>430741122 >>430741447 >>430741724 >>430741727 >>430741782 >>430741857 >"hello is this anon"? >"good good we have been looking over your post history on 4chan" >"we would like to bring you to Fort Bragg on all expenses paid round trip you just need to answer some questions" >"no no its not about the jews its about the UFOs" what do you do?

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