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File: 1720765128601607.jpg (29 KB, 680x591) another topic ☐ Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:01:03 No.78504199 >>78504272 >>78504366 >>78504529 >be me 32 >at family reunion >start asking me if I have a gf >"no I'm virgin" >everyone starts laughing, they make a few jokes and move onto honestly, I feel much better now. I feel like I'm hiding nothing Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:11:01 No.78504272 >>78504199 (OP) # >I feel like I'm hiding nothing yeah, they all know you have autism now
File: 1720765128601607.jpg (29 KB, 680x591) another topic ☐ Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:01:03 No.78504199 >>78504272 >>78504366 >>78504529 >be me 32 >at family reunion >start asking me if I have a gf >"no I'm virgin" >everyone starts laughing, they make a few jokes and move onto honestly, I feel much better now. I feel like I'm hiding nothing Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)06:11:01 No.78504272 >>78504199 (OP) # >I feel like I'm hiding nothing yeah, they all know you have autism now

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File: kekw.jpg (87 KB, 637x548) is he retarded?? Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)07:52:15 No.78504889 >>78504903 doing important stuff online >>78504916 >>78504977 >be me >last year of hs meet a random guy >pretty normie but idc seems cool >one day ask what kinda internet s--- he does cuz he's always talking about >gets all weird and says "I cant tell you its an exclusive thing" >whateverdude.jpg >one day ask again get the same response >wait until hes doing whatever it is he cant show me and look over his shoulder >mfw this retard was trying to gatekeep reddit I full on asked if thats what his exclusive thing is and he said its because hes popular on some sub or whatever b------- and doesnt want people to treat him differently thank f--- I got out of that school
File: kekw.jpg (87 KB, 637x548) is he retarded?? Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)07:52:15 No.78504889 >>78504903 doing important stuff online >>78504916 >>78504977 >be me >last year of hs meet a random guy >pretty normie but idc seems cool >one day ask what kinda internet s--- he does cuz he's always talking about >gets all weird and says "I cant tell you its an exclusive thing" >whateverdude.jpg >one day ask again get the same response >wait until hes doing whatever it is he cant show me and look over his shoulder >mfw this retard was trying to gatekeep reddit I full on asked if thats what his exclusive thing is and he said its because hes popular on some sub or whatever b------- and doesnt want people to treat him differently thank f--- I got out of that school

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Anonymous (ID: RPGwqyIT 08/15/24(Thu)15:10:05 No.478371177 47a718d2-0c46-4f57-bcad-b0473ba808f9_dc0a12db.jpg 65 KB JPG I heard a joke supposedly going around in Kursk: >Putin is at a loss with his armies getting stomped in Kursk, and in desperation he summons the ghost of Stalin: >Stalin: Why have you summoned me? >Putin: Help - the NAZIS have returned to Kursk and my armies are getting crushed! What can I do? >Stalin: Do what I did in 1943. Send the best Ukrainian troops to Kursk and ask the US for weapons.
Anonymous (ID: RPGwqyIT 08/15/24(Thu)15:10:05 No.478371177 47a718d2-0c46-4f57-bcad-b0473ba808f9_dc0a12db.jpg 65 KB JPG I heard a joke supposedly going around in Kursk: >Putin is at a loss with his armies getting stomped in Kursk, and in desperation he summons the ghost of Stalin: >Stalin: Why have you summoned me? >Putin: Help - the NAZIS have returned to Kursk and my armies are getting crushed! What can I do? >Stalin: Do what I did in 1943. Send the best Ukrainian troops to Kursk and ask the US for weapons.

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esl fag is too gay to suck dick | /r/Greentext

File: Frog.jpg (5 KB, 302x167) Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:35:53 No.922936117 >>922936171 >>922936239 >>922936613 >>922936771 Bruh im gonna kill myself >be me >be relatively happy >met world friends for the first time in a while yesterday >have for my circumstances a lot of social interactions >feeling_good.jpeg >want to finish this day of with a few beers >not allowed to drink at home because "i have a problem" >so go for a late night walk with 40.5 liter cans >finish my walk >right about to go home >suddenly almost predictably get a coughing fit so bad that i puke all over myself My only hope is that everyone is already asleep at my place. Good i hate having the gag reflex of a little bitch Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:37:18 No.922936171 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936351 You're gonna kill yourself because you puked? Damn, anon Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:39:09 No.922936239 >>922936117 (OP) Eh Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:41:19 No.922936351 >>922936171 More because of the conversation im going to have about my late under the week drinking, also because it ruined my almost perfect day Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:43:05 No.922936425 >>922936613 ESL n----- Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:47:42 No.922936613 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936425 No im not esl just a drunk phone poster don't know how the word world got in there Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:52:17 No.922936771 ► File: captcha.png (9 KB, 228x141) >>922936117 imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE >>922936117 (OP) R imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- the catpcha agrees
File: Frog.jpg (5 KB, 302x167) Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:35:53 No.922936117 >>922936171 >>922936239 >>922936613 >>922936771 Bruh im gonna kill myself >be me >be relatively happy >met world friends for the first time in a while yesterday >have for my circumstances a lot of social interactions >feeling_good.jpeg >want to finish this day of with a few beers >not allowed to drink at home because "i have a problem" >so go for a late night walk with 40.5 liter cans >finish my walk >right about to go home >suddenly almost predictably get a coughing fit so bad that i puke all over myself My only hope is that everyone is already asleep at my place. Good i hate having the gag reflex of a little bitch Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:37:18 No.922936171 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936351 You're gonna kill yourself because you puked? Damn, anon Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:39:09 No.922936239 >>922936117 (OP) Eh Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:41:19 No.922936351 >>922936171 More because of the conversation im going to have about my late under the week drinking, also because it ruined my almost perfect day Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:43:05 No.922936425 >>922936613 ESL n----- Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:47:42 No.922936613 >>922936117 (OP) >>922936425 No im not esl just a drunk phone poster don't know how the word world got in there Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)00:52:17 No.922936771 ► File: captcha.png (9 KB, 228x141) >>922936117 imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- Get Captcha TYPE THE CAPTCHA HERE >>922936117 (OP) R imagine being such a f-- that you couldnt even suck d--- the catpcha agrees

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous FOLD PEOPLE TRY: PRIME ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/15/24(Thu)19:38:31 No.78502344 JOE HOT PICKLE PRIME Old People Try Prime and TikTok Pickles 87K views • 3 months ago 91 KB PNG >Watch video >Grandma starts fellating a pickle nanna wft? 7:02
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous FOLD PEOPLE TRY: PRIME ▼Settings Mobile Home 08/15/24(Thu)19:38:31 No.78502344 JOE HOT PICKLE PRIME Old People Try Prime and TikTok Pickles 87K views • 3 months ago 91 KB PNG >Watch video >Grandma starts fellating a pickle nanna wft? 7:02

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Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1w) [ 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE A GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough*cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP
Anonymous (ID: IP4U8N1w) [ 10/05/21(Tue)09:10:37 No.342225864 MAKE A GREAT AGA maga vax.png 435 KB PNG >*cough*cough >"o-okay, please give me the vaccine now. W-what do you mean it doesn't work that way? Please, I have a wife and ki- >BEEEEEEP

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: Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)19:22:06 No.202369613 O Evil Dead 2013.jpg 97 KB JPG >Why don't you come down here and let me suck your c--- pretty boy How do you respond without getting your d--- bitten off?
: Anonymous 08/11/24(Sun)19:22:06 No.202369613 O Evil Dead 2013.jpg 97 KB JPG >Why don't you come down here and let me suck your c--- pretty boy How do you respond without getting your d--- bitten off?

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47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated
47 KB JPG >be elected President with under 50% of the popular vote >be most unpopular president in American history >have almost no political experience >be called radical, funny-looking buffoonish moron >fail major debates (according to the press) >Democrats threaten secession nationwide >riots kick off in major cities across country >see approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately >get called fascist nutjob and tyrant by all the press >watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions >be President Abraham Lincoln >pic unrelated

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Anon met a kid with downs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 315 KB JPG >be me 08/26/22(Fri)00:27:35 No.884534435 >work as lifeguard for indoor pool >sitting in my guard chair, slow day today >kid with downs walks in >not wearing any swimming clothes, just casual wear >he waddles up to me >"how's your day been, anon?" >i tell him i've been fine >"how much do you bench?" >i tell him i can only do a single rep of 185 >"wow, you're so strong" >he walks out of the pool, never to be seen again thank you, random kid with downs. you've made my day
Anonymous 315 KB JPG >be me 08/26/22(Fri)00:27:35 No.884534435 >work as lifeguard for indoor pool >sitting in my guard chair, slow day today >kid with downs walks in >not wearing any swimming clothes, just casual wear >he waddles up to me >"how's your day been, anon?" >i tell him i've been fine >"how much do you bench?" >i tell him i can only do a single rep of 185 >"wow, you're so strong" >he walks out of the pool, never to be seen again thank you, random kid with downs. you've made my day

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Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:00:20 No.27814371 oslw40urqqey.jpg 8 KB JPG > Go to body shop next to store I'm at > Say "Hi, could I get an estimate for rocker panel repair?" > Guy immediately looks like the world is ending when he hears that > Says no So is this a body shop or not?
Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon) 18:00:20 No.27814371 oslw40urqqey.jpg 8 KB JPG > Go to body shop next to store I'm at > Say "Hi, could I get an estimate for rocker panel repair?" > Guy immediately looks like the world is ending when he hears that > Says no So is this a body shop or not?

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File: images (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)11:01:43 No.922916766 >Be me >Visit my Grandparents in Florida in the late 90s >Grandpa is giddy as hell >Asks me if I know what a Model A was >Takes me out to the shed and there was an old AF car >Tells me it was like the first car he ever owned >Tells me stories about the shenanigans he and his friends got up to in the car. >He just bought it and wanted to restore it >Help him out while I was there, getting an interest in cars. >It took him 10 years to restore it completely because he was doing it on his own. >He drives it around, takes it to Car shows >Grandma HATES the car >Grandma's health takes a s--- due to being a c--- >They have to move up to Michigan to be closer to family >Tells him to sell the car >He tells her to eat s---, the car was coming. >He plans to trailer it, or drive it up himself >With the help of my uncle, she sells the car for $2000 >Grandpa is not even mad, he's depressed as hell >Never see him happy again >He dies a few years after her >turns out he wanted me to have the car because I was the only one who helped him >MFW my uncle posts boomer s--- about because his kids doesn't want to keep his stuff as heirlooms
File: images (9).jpg (10 KB, 300x168) Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)11:01:43 No.922916766 >Be me >Visit my Grandparents in Florida in the late 90s >Grandpa is giddy as hell >Asks me if I know what a Model A was >Takes me out to the shed and there was an old AF car >Tells me it was like the first car he ever owned >Tells me stories about the shenanigans he and his friends got up to in the car. >He just bought it and wanted to restore it >Help him out while I was there, getting an interest in cars. >It took him 10 years to restore it completely because he was doing it on his own. >He drives it around, takes it to Car shows >Grandma HATES the car >Grandma's health takes a s--- due to being a c--- >They have to move up to Michigan to be closer to family >Tells him to sell the car >He tells her to eat s---, the car was coming. >He plans to trailer it, or drive it up himself >With the help of my uncle, she sells the car for $2000 >Grandpa is not even mad, he's depressed as hell >Never see him happy again >He dies a few years after her >turns out he wanted me to have the car because I was the only one who helped him >MFW my uncle posts boomer s--- about because his kids doesn't want to keep his stuff as heirlooms

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anon tries new food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)17:03:55 No.2697568 >>2697571 >be me >with friend >he wants to eat >"You should try japanese food bro. It's so good bro, You gotta try i >never ate japanese food before, hesitant at first but ok >food comes >hesitantly take a bite >lukewarm, taste is horrible, texture feels like a live worm in your mouth trying to escape >immediately vomit is this why Japan has a lower obesity rate than the west? sage 08/15/24(Thu)17:07:47 No.2697571 >>2697568 (OP) its probably autism anon sage
Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)17:03:55 No.2697568 >>2697571 >be me >with friend >he wants to eat >"You should try japanese food bro. It's so good bro, You gotta try i >never ate japanese food before, hesitant at first but ok >food comes >hesitantly take a bite >lukewarm, taste is horrible, texture feels like a live worm in your mouth trying to escape >immediately vomit is this why Japan has a lower obesity rate than the west? sage 08/15/24(Thu)17:07:47 No.2697571 >>2697568 (OP) its probably autism anon sage

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Anon doesn’t have social media. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous dress for the job you want 32 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)17:52:05 No.78493603 >1st day of class in college >professor makes us do one of those forced icebreaker things >girl sitting in front of me turns back and we talk for a bit >seem to be hitting it off nicely >she says we should meet up later >i agree >shes asks for my snapchat >i dont use it >she asks for my instagram >tell her i dont use any social media and offer her my phone number >her nose scrunches up, and without a single word she turns back around and immediately begins talking to someone else >aggressively ignored me from that point forward College was so blackpilling ⠀ Anonymous >>78493603 (OP) # 08/14/24(Wed)17:55:02 No.78493624 Man, I hate social media. Lacking it apparently also gives corpos the ick. What happened to not connecting any information to yourself online?
Anonymous dress for the job you want 32 KB JPG 08/14/24(Wed)17:52:05 No.78493603 >1st day of class in college >professor makes us do one of those forced icebreaker things >girl sitting in front of me turns back and we talk for a bit >seem to be hitting it off nicely >she says we should meet up later >i agree >shes asks for my snapchat >i dont use it >she asks for my instagram >tell her i dont use any social media and offer her my phone number >her nose scrunches up, and without a single word she turns back around and immediately begins talking to someone else >aggressively ignored me from that point forward College was so blackpilling ⠀ Anonymous >>78493603 (OP) # 08/14/24(Wed)17:55:02 No.78493624 Man, I hate social media. Lacking it apparently also gives corpos the ick. What happened to not connecting any information to yourself online?

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8 day mission turn to 8 months | /r/Greentext

leell >Be Boeing BED DEI hires build a ship.jpg 205 KB JPG >Hire DEI poojeet wagies >Planes they build are literally falling out of the sky >Who cares, have them work on space ships Imao. >Astronauts now stuck in space. >We lost contact with them and there isnt a clear way to get them back home. Are we getting another Titan submarine scenario?
leell >Be Boeing BED DEI hires build a ship.jpg 205 KB JPG >Hire DEI poojeet wagies >Planes they build are literally falling out of the sky >Who cares, have them work on space ships Imao. >Astronauts now stuck in space. >We lost contact with them and there isnt a clear way to get them back home. Are we getting another Titan submarine scenario?

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Love story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kзeazSnQ) 70 KB JPG 09/26/20(Sat)20:43:43 No.279414971 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?
Anonymous (ID: kзeazSnQ) 70 KB JPG 09/26/20(Sat)20:43:43 No.279414971 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her in a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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Anon writes a comic about Quirk Chungus | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20240814_182554.jpg (163 KB, 910x740) QUIRK CHUNGUS -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG_ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- WAG VARS ☐ Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)22:40:28 No. 144957212 >>144965033 >>144965054 MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and will; this has, in turn, become his entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Write a plot for cartoon about Them >>144957228 >>144957254 >>144957292 >>144957359 >>144957404>>144957518 >>144957560 Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:09:30 No. 144965033 >>144965049 >>144965124 File: dgen5ya-629d7fe6-87ff-43c(...).png (324 KB, 1000x1000) >>144957212 (OP) I'd tell a classic tale where one partner is a serial killer and desperately hides it from the other Only my twist would be they are both doing it Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:11:54 No. 144965049 >>144965110 >>144965124 >>144965033 >Man Child is a Dexter/Hannibal Lecter style killer. Super emotionless, overly planned, feels numb and trying to shake a feeling loose >Quirk Chungus is more impulsive. A waitress will accidentally spill coffee on her and she'll pretend it's fine - "Ummm I can haz dry cleaning?? Haha it's okay!" - only to show up at the end of her shift with a hatchet Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:21:21 No. 144965110 File: GRBQR-XWUAAdTm4.jpg (168 KB, 942x942) >>144965049 >>144965124 >She's bought a new shirt from etsy, it arrived today in a neat little plastic bag. This one is a cross between Baby Yoda and Baby Groot. Across the breast the phrase "I am Grogu!" is plastered in a gouache font. I ask her how that is funny. She tells me it isn't, that's why it is funny. I smile as if I understand but its white noise to me. The way these people live... I can't fathom it. Maybe Mr. MacGregor down in my work shed could help, once I remove his gag that is. >F---. F--- fuckity f--- f---. Whenever Buffy gets sprayed with blood she's always clean the next scene! Why can't I get the stains out? Whedon you lied to me!! Awh, poor wittle Grogu, all covered with some nasty slut's blood. It's not like I can stop wearing it, my huggy bear will notice after he pointed out how le epic it was. Just breath, remember you tips from Headspace, gotta Keep calm and carry on. Besides it's not my fault, what was I meant to do? She said she uses reddit but doesnt know what time the bacon narwhals? Fakes ass poser skank. Guess I'll have to cash my disability cheque and get another. >> Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:24:02 No.144965124 >>144965033 >>144965049 >>144965110 I'd actually read this
File: IMG_20240814_182554.jpg (163 KB, 910x740) QUIRK CHUNGUS -fails to realize she has already become her mother BIG_ED -some dogs are doggos, some are puppers -missed out on being a w---- WAG VARS ☐ Anonymous 08/14/24(Wed)22:40:28 No. 144957212 >>144965033 >>144965054 MAN CHILD -lacks all personality and will; this has, in turn, become his entire personality -his own existence is okay with him somehow CHILD REPLACEMENT Write a plot for cartoon about Them >>144957228 >>144957254 >>144957292 >>144957359 >>144957404>>144957518 >>144957560 Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:09:30 No. 144965033 >>144965049 >>144965124 File: dgen5ya-629d7fe6-87ff-43c(...).png (324 KB, 1000x1000) >>144957212 (OP) I'd tell a classic tale where one partner is a serial killer and desperately hides it from the other Only my twist would be they are both doing it Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:11:54 No. 144965049 >>144965110 >>144965124 >>144965033 >Man Child is a Dexter/Hannibal Lecter style killer. Super emotionless, overly planned, feels numb and trying to shake a feeling loose >Quirk Chungus is more impulsive. A waitress will accidentally spill coffee on her and she'll pretend it's fine - "Ummm I can haz dry cleaning?? Haha it's okay!" - only to show up at the end of her shift with a hatchet Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:21:21 No. 144965110 File: GRBQR-XWUAAdTm4.jpg (168 KB, 942x942) >>144965049 >>144965124 >She's bought a new shirt from etsy, it arrived today in a neat little plastic bag. This one is a cross between Baby Yoda and Baby Groot. Across the breast the phrase "I am Grogu!" is plastered in a gouache font. I ask her how that is funny. She tells me it isn't, that's why it is funny. I smile as if I understand but its white noise to me. The way these people live... I can't fathom it. Maybe Mr. MacGregor down in my work shed could help, once I remove his gag that is. >F---. F--- fuckity f--- f---. Whenever Buffy gets sprayed with blood she's always clean the next scene! Why can't I get the stains out? Whedon you lied to me!! Awh, poor wittle Grogu, all covered with some nasty slut's blood. It's not like I can stop wearing it, my huggy bear will notice after he pointed out how le epic it was. Just breath, remember you tips from Headspace, gotta Keep calm and carry on. Besides it's not my fault, what was I meant to do? She said she uses reddit but doesnt know what time the bacon narwhals? Fakes ass poser skank. Guess I'll have to cash my disability cheque and get another. >> Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)13:24:02 No.144965124 >>144965033 >>144965049 >>144965110 I'd actually read this

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Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)13:54:13 No.650918878 1694783101577944.png 81 KB PNG >drop game because it's s--- >"anon, how can you tell the game is bad if you haven't finished it?" >finish game and call it s--- >"if it's s---, why did you finish it?" What's the proper response to this?
Anonymous 09/15/23(Fri)13:54:13 No.650918878 1694783101577944.png 81 KB PNG >drop game because it's s--- >"anon, how can you tell the game is bad if you haven't finished it?" >finish game and call it s--- >"if it's s---, why did you finish it?" What's the proper response to this?

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⠀ Anonymous (ID: TYGpr1FO) 239 KB PNG 08/14/24(Wed) 06:09:56 No.58861819 >work early in the morning >wake up tired >go to work >jump on Google meet >boss is also tired >we all log off and go to bed Why doesn't this ever happen?
⠀ Anonymous (ID: TYGpr1FO) 239 KB PNG 08/14/24(Wed) 06:09:56 No.58861819 >work early in the morning >wake up tired >go to work >jump on Google meet >boss is also tired >we all log off and go to bed Why doesn't this ever happen?

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RYAN GOSLING THE EMILY BLUNT FAH ONLY IN THEATERS MAY Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)01:08:38 No.202494892 >>202495596 >>202496672 >>202498130 >>202498270 >>202498294 >>202499760 >>202499783 (You) My wife sucks and doesn't like my drinking. Today she took me to see Fall Guy. Big mistake. First off I call my wife toilet brains because she can eats up practically any info you give her, like a good toilet. She's extremely intelligent and it's been nearly impossible to hide the gay stuff I do behind her back, so when you see me call her that don't take it the wrong way. For three full hours I watched Ryan Gosling do the sickest f------ stunts imaginable and violently rip apart Emily Blunt's dead body in car crash after car crash I'm pretty sure. I was drunk. But it got me thinking... What if my wife and kids died doing stunts for a movie and I got all the money just like Ryan Gosling in Fall Guy? So when that horse s--- finally f------ ended I beaned her temples with my palms like they were bongo drums and said "hey toilet brains shut the f--- up, you don't talk when I drink, I'm gonna make you famous ya worthless idiot" My wife and kids died doing what they love, riding in the car with me while I do drunk driving donuts. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt so when the car started rolling my wife flew out the window and tumbled through the sky head over heels like a beautiful angel or a throwing knife in CoD, rip my wonderful wife and kids I hope I win big in Vegas with your insurance money so you didn't die completely in vain and forgotten.
RYAN GOSLING THE EMILY BLUNT FAH ONLY IN THEATERS MAY Anonymous 08/15/24(Thu)01:08:38 No.202494892 >>202495596 >>202496672 >>202498130 >>202498270 >>202498294 >>202499760 >>202499783 (You) My wife sucks and doesn't like my drinking. Today she took me to see Fall Guy. Big mistake. First off I call my wife toilet brains because she can eats up practically any info you give her, like a good toilet. She's extremely intelligent and it's been nearly impossible to hide the gay stuff I do behind her back, so when you see me call her that don't take it the wrong way. For three full hours I watched Ryan Gosling do the sickest f------ stunts imaginable and violently rip apart Emily Blunt's dead body in car crash after car crash I'm pretty sure. I was drunk. But it got me thinking... What if my wife and kids died doing stunts for a movie and I got all the money just like Ryan Gosling in Fall Guy? So when that horse s--- finally f------ ended I beaned her temples with my palms like they were bongo drums and said "hey toilet brains shut the f--- up, you don't talk when I drink, I'm gonna make you famous ya worthless idiot" My wife and kids died doing what they love, riding in the car with me while I do drunk driving donuts. She wasn't wearing a seatbelt so when the car started rolling my wife flew out the window and tumbled through the sky head over heels like a beautiful angel or a throwing knife in CoD, rip my wonderful wife and kids I hope I win big in Vegas with your insurance money so you didn't die completely in vain and forgotten.

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