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>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe
>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe

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Are they really like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god
Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.
Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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The Funniest German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #
Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #

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Divine Wind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.
Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)04:23:31 No.16277810 t DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER python+diabolical.jpg 203 KB JPG >Is there a doctor here?! This man isn't breathing! >I'm a doct...uh, nevermind. Ph.D.s are a joke. : Anonymous I agree, I'm a PhD myself 07/12/24(Fri)04:43:05 No.16277834 But doctors really means teacher, medical professionals have their own titles eg physicians, nurse etc. You sound like you're coping because you can't get a PhD.

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The Bald Manlet's Triumph | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?
: Anonymous 03/09/24(Sat)20:05:37 No. 197071593 >bald >manlet >poor >loser 1709951078922.png 1.38 MB PNG >still gets the 10/10 hot gigastacy How the f--- does this happen?

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Anon has reached peak commedy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?
Anonymous Broken humor loner 7 KB JPG friends 09/16/24(Mon) 11:17:09 No.78828303 >be me >find a German p--- video from around the 70s/80s >idea.jpg >dub it with ai to portuguese >comedy heaven reached >watch it and not stop laughing for the 4 minutes it lasts >feel the need to share it with my >have only a handful of normal friends, who wouldn't understand this level of humor >save the video for a while, until in a fit of mental clarity, I feel uncomfortable having a p--- video that is over 40 years old on my phone >delete it So, this is what the misery of being a genius misunderstood by your surroundings feels like, anons?

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Waiter! Waiter! More pirate movies please! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING
Anonymous X 16/09/2024, 16:09:26 No.49455035 GIVE ME MORE F------ PIRATE MOVIES I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PIRATE MOVIES 93 KB PNG HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO EXPLOUT THE F--- OUT OF THIS GENRE. I DONT CARE IF THEY DO JUST GIVE ME MORE YARRR MOVIES I AM BEGGING

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Anon thinks Asia's theaters are better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #
Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:25:20 No.203480788 STAR IMG_1811.jpg IMG_1811.jpg 535 KB JPG Why is the movie theater experience so much better in Asia? Anonymous 09/13/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.203480829 We all know the answer. >>203481208 # >>203481240 # >>203483377 # >>203483974 # >>203485895 # >>203486432 # >>203486707 # >>203490649 #

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Anon Dislikes Japan | /r/Greentext

Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.
Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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Anybody know how I can join this group? | /r/Greentext

>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. imgflip.com
>be girl >middle school, early 2000s >walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker >tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money >is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold >tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to recognize him >he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of my tamogotchi and letting me use his head as an armrest a couple years ago I looked him up on facebook and found he publicly joined a "muscle girl appreciation" group. imgflip.com

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Avocados are the good kind of fat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:11 No.102400865 >fat32 549 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:56 No. 102400874 >exfat 35 KB JPG >>102401292 # >>102401434 # >>102402476 # >>102404812 #
Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:11 No.102400865 >fat32 549 KB PNG : Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)14:15:56 No. 102400874 >exfat 35 KB JPG >>102401292 # >>102401434 # >>102402476 # >>102404812 #

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Anon learns history | /r/Greentext

File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.
File: rigged-roman-peasant-men-(...).jpg (195 KB, 2035x1355) Peasants of the Ancient world Anonymous 09/11/22(Sun)15:13:55 No.13935816 Ancient peasants lived such f----- up lives. It's like being forced to exist in a literal nightmare. >>13935830 >>13935836 >>13936387 >>13936391 >No context to anything except made-up b------- taught by stoned tribal "wise" men >lucky if you died as a 2-month-old infant from some completely treatable disease >Literally every single person you know, including yourself, knows someone who died in a horrific f----- manner >Constantly looking over your shoulder that some psychopathic barbarian tribals will just show up one day, cut your hands off, r--- your wife AND children and then put your head on a pike on your f------ s----- dirt house >Can suddenly get drafted without warning from some massive "civilized" society that made a deal with a tribal elder decades ago about needing fighting men one day >Be eviscerated in combat by some foreign warrior in some far-off alien land screaming in some f----- up alien dialect >Catch any of the millions of diseases that will ensure you die as slowly and as painfully as physically possible >You and your whole family randomly being sold into slavery was something you actually had to f------ worry about >Starving to death was a literal threat every f------ day of every f------ year No wonder they needed religion. They would have all killed themselves otherwise.

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Anon doesn't like AMD | /r/Greentext

File: amdia poozen poodeon.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) AMD RYZEN RADEON Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:21:06 No.102398103 >>102398181 >>102398192 >>102398201 >>102398479 >>1023987 >can't make high performance raytracing >can't make upscaling that doesn't look ugly as sin >can't make igpu transcoding >can't make CPUs idle at low power consumption >can't make substantial CPU performance improvement even on a more advanced node >can't make security measures that don't shave off 30% fps on games and ruin performance stability on windows >can't make CPUs and GPUs that are as good for productivity tasks as they are for gaming What can they make? Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:22 No.102398123 >>102400181 >>102401057 moar coars Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:30 No. 102398127
File: amdia poozen poodeon.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) AMD RYZEN RADEON Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:21:06 No.102398103 >>102398181 >>102398192 >>102398201 >>102398479 >>1023987 >can't make high performance raytracing >can't make upscaling that doesn't look ugly as sin >can't make igpu transcoding >can't make CPUs idle at low power consumption >can't make substantial CPU performance improvement even on a more advanced node >can't make security measures that don't shave off 30% fps on games and ruin performance stability on windows >can't make CPUs and GPUs that are as good for productivity tasks as they are for gaming What can they make? Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:22 No.102398123 >>102400181 >>102401057 moar coars Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)09:22:30 No. 102398127

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I just wanted some pumpkin spiced coffee | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9/15/2024, 1:50:52 PM No.97576435 2582 KB JPEG > Go to a local cafe to support local businesses (doing my part) > Orders a pumpkin latte > The barista drops it while they were handing it to me > Apparently that was the last of the pumpkin sauce they had > Gets normal coffee > Go to another place to get lunch with my normal coffee on hand > Waiter looks at my coffee cup and says they found rat s--- in the coffee beans there before and to avoid the place > Maybe this is why local businesses are dying
Anonymous 9/15/2024, 1:50:52 PM No.97576435 2582 KB JPEG > Go to a local cafe to support local businesses (doing my part) > Orders a pumpkin latte > The barista drops it while they were handing it to me > Apparently that was the last of the pumpkin sauce they had > Gets normal coffee > Go to another place to get lunch with my normal coffee on hand > Waiter looks at my coffee cup and says they found rat s--- in the coffee beans there before and to avoid the place > Maybe this is why local businesses are dying

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Nice psyops Vlad, but I aint gonna be Putin's cannon fodder thank you very much | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Reason to move to russia 49 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)03:33:59 No.78821522 >Did you know there is no law against kidnapping asians by simply picking them up and bringing them home in russia as long as you let them go within 2 days and dont do anything illegal to them? >Did you also know that patting isn't considered sexual assault there? This means you can legally kidnap asian girls, lock them up in your basement, pat them on the head and talk to them for almost 2 days, release and than do it again with no legal consequences? View Thread
: Anonymous Reason to move to russia 49 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)03:33:59 No.78821522 >Did you know there is no law against kidnapping asians by simply picking them up and bringing them home in russia as long as you let them go within 2 days and dont do anything illegal to them? >Did you also know that patting isn't considered sexual assault there? This means you can legally kidnap asian girls, lock them up in your basement, pat them on the head and talk to them for almost 2 days, release and than do it again with no legal consequences? View Thread

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The 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham | /r/Greentext

IMG_2499.jpg 25 KB JPG >Be me >Friends with an Indian coworker >The 2 of us have an unhinged sense of humor >See him bald one day at work >Ask him if he's got cancer >Bro says his grandfather died ?????
IMG_2499.jpg 25 KB JPG >Be me >Friends with an Indian coworker >The 2 of us have an unhinged sense of humor >See him bald one day at work >Ask him if he's got cancer >Bro says his grandfather died ?????

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A Descent into Madness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Heath ledger's joker diary(...) 07/03/24(Wed)12:01:05 No.200828481 THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH Blind babies Land mines AIDS Beloved pets in road accidents. Statistics Pencil Cases BRUNCH! The periodic table YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, FRANCIS IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL BE THE POOREST FISH OF ALL-- of elements --AND DEAD AS A MACKEREL! HAH HAHAH Like a grub growing all wrong in a tiled cocoon, like a caterpillar liquefying to filth in its own nightmares, or a fetus dissolving in sewage and sour milk, the Joker dreams, awake. His is the mal ojo, the evil eye. He wills Death upon the world. Bowel cancer. Fish being gutted. Mister Ed. Guns in schools. Cripples. Racism. Breathing slowly in his bright and boundless Hell, the Clown Prince of Cruelty dreams a new face, a new world, a Year Zero. An unforgettable golden age of blood-red comedy and crime! Alzheimer's. The mosquito, meanwhile, gets the message, shudders and falls from the Joker's hand. Blind and crippled, it spins in circles on the radiant floor, choking on tainted blood. The-Dark-Knight-Heath-Ledger-s-Joker-Diary-4~2.jpg 205 KB JPG >Oh no I spent 30 days in a hotel room in going literally insane!!! Why are normals so cringe?
Anonymous Heath ledger's joker diary(...) 07/03/24(Wed)12:01:05 No.200828481 THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH Blind babies Land mines AIDS Beloved pets in road accidents. Statistics Pencil Cases BRUNCH! The periodic table YOU HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, FRANCIS IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL BE THE POOREST FISH OF ALL-- of elements --AND DEAD AS A MACKEREL! HAH HAHAH Like a grub growing all wrong in a tiled cocoon, like a caterpillar liquefying to filth in its own nightmares, or a fetus dissolving in sewage and sour milk, the Joker dreams, awake. His is the mal ojo, the evil eye. He wills Death upon the world. Bowel cancer. Fish being gutted. Mister Ed. Guns in schools. Cripples. Racism. Breathing slowly in his bright and boundless Hell, the Clown Prince of Cruelty dreams a new face, a new world, a Year Zero. An unforgettable golden age of blood-red comedy and crime! Alzheimer's. The mosquito, meanwhile, gets the message, shudders and falls from the Joker's hand. Blind and crippled, it spins in circles on the radiant floor, choking on tainted blood. The-Dark-Knight-Heath-Ledger-s-Joker-Diary-4~2.jpg 205 KB JPG >Oh no I spent 30 days in a hotel room in going literally insane!!! Why are normals so cringe?

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The Appeal of Batman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.81 MB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)15:58:39 No. 197795258 Is batman a vigilante or what a woman would describe as their realistic dream man? Tell me the appeal of batman. >He knows everything about all academic fields >He knows all fighting styles >He can make any gadget by himself including vehicles and aircrafts. >He's the mysterious introvert type in costume but Chad playboy out of it >He's supposedly handsome >He's super rich >He's a trust fund baby so old money >If he wants to, he can kill everyone in the Justice League >He's dark, stoic and unexpressive but actual soft, feels deeply and is hopeful >He lives in a literal castle
: Anonymous 1.81 MB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)15:58:39 No. 197795258 Is batman a vigilante or what a woman would describe as their realistic dream man? Tell me the appeal of batman. >He knows everything about all academic fields >He knows all fighting styles >He can make any gadget by himself including vehicles and aircrafts. >He's the mysterious introvert type in costume but Chad playboy out of it >He's supposedly handsome >He's super rich >He's a trust fund baby so old money >If he wants to, he can kill everyone in the Justice League >He's dark, stoic and unexpressive but actual soft, feels deeply and is hopeful >He lives in a literal castle

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Anon wants the walkable city experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anons Living in Walkable Citie(...) 1.08 MB JPG >go outside 09/09/24(Mon) 14:20:18 No.2017733 Sup, hoes. Where do Anons that want the walkable city experience live? I am a software engineer, young guy, looking to grow my career so it has to be a city that at least has a tech sector. I currently live in the 'burbs and it's f------ dogshit. >WFH >get in car >come back >get in house >go outside later to walk the dog >only children playing and parents outside >people my age only leave their house to get in their cars and despawn from the map >feels like nobody really lives here, just come to die >everybody in their pod home >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to most places and see my neighbors doing the same. > I just want to live in a place where some dumb roastie on her phone can't dictate how quickly I can reach my destination. > I just want to live in a place where I don't have to sit at a red light for 3 minutes when I'm THE ONLY CAR ON THE ROAD >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to a bar and actually recognize the people there, like my cute neighbor > I just want to live in a place where I can walk or bike to places. I know you f---- all avoid homeless, libtards, and nignogs, so how are you guys liking living in these areas where these people are rampant, but you get to experience the walkable city life? If I have to live another year in a lonely suburb as a young guy looking to have fun ima blow my brains out so how the f--- do anons deal with living in a place like NYC with all the s--- that comes with it? Considering the move bros...
Anonymous Anons Living in Walkable Citie(...) 1.08 MB JPG >go outside 09/09/24(Mon) 14:20:18 No.2017733 Sup, hoes. Where do Anons that want the walkable city experience live? I am a software engineer, young guy, looking to grow my career so it has to be a city that at least has a tech sector. I currently live in the 'burbs and it's f------ dogshit. >WFH >get in car >come back >get in house >go outside later to walk the dog >only children playing and parents outside >people my age only leave their house to get in their cars and despawn from the map >feels like nobody really lives here, just come to die >everybody in their pod home >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to most places and see my neighbors doing the same. > I just want to live in a place where some dumb roastie on her phone can't dictate how quickly I can reach my destination. > I just want to live in a place where I don't have to sit at a red light for 3 minutes when I'm THE ONLY CAR ON THE ROAD >I just want to live in a place where I can walk to a bar and actually recognize the people there, like my cute neighbor > I just want to live in a place where I can walk or bike to places. I know you f---- all avoid homeless, libtards, and nignogs, so how are you guys liking living in these areas where these people are rampant, but you get to experience the walkable city life? If I have to live another year in a lonely suburb as a young guy looking to have fun ima blow my brains out so how the f--- do anons deal with living in a place like NYC with all the s--- that comes with it? Considering the move bros...

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