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Anon hates reddit | /r/Greentext

260 KB JPG >Be me >post real quality greentexts on 4chan everyday >friend is redditfag >one day goes up to me and shows me his post on r/4chan > he took my post from 4chan > got 32k upvotes > tell him its mine > doesnt believe me and tells me i have to prove it > cant prove it I know you see this Michael, f--- you
260 KB JPG >Be me >post real quality greentexts on 4chan everyday >friend is redditfag >one day goes up to me and shows me his post on r/4chan > he took my post from 4chan > got 32k upvotes > tell him its mine > doesnt believe me and tells me i have to prove it > cant prove it I know you see this Michael, f--- you

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Anons interesting friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)01:17:10 No.71740281 >Be me >Have muslim friends >Play Arma III, Squad and other games with modern wars >They add Salafists and Jihad mods >Start to imitate ISIS and Daesh >Post video of terrorist attack in the group chat >Start asking me question about what I think about Al- Qaeda and if I think it's a good idea to join it I think my friends are trying to get me to join a terrorist organization.
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)01:17:10 No.71740281 >Be me >Have muslim friends >Play Arma III, Squad and other games with modern wars >They add Salafists and Jihad mods >Start to imitate ISIS and Daesh >Post video of terrorist attack in the group chat >Start asking me question about what I think about Al- Qaeda and if I think it's a good idea to join it I think my friends are trying to get me to join a terrorist organization.

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Anon about future game development | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >year 2035 >a huge team of 3 people plan their next AAA game >they are lacking in ideas so they ask Al >Al gives them a concept that they bring to another Al to check success probability of it and its cost >They start the production with the script written by the Al 12/17/22(Sat)09:42:26 No.6423258 > The script is soon fed into another Al as prompts to generate the designs and all assets of the game > Same for voice acting and sound track >Al generates the code and also tests it, because it's faster this way >When the game is done devs feel exhausted and ask the Al to play it for them >As devs are not used to have opinions, they ask the Al if it was fun
: Anonymous >year 2035 >a huge team of 3 people plan their next AAA game >they are lacking in ideas so they ask Al >Al gives them a concept that they bring to another Al to check success probability of it and its cost >They start the production with the script written by the Al 12/17/22(Sat)09:42:26 No.6423258 > The script is soon fed into another Al as prompts to generate the designs and all assets of the game > Same for voice acting and sound track >Al generates the code and also tests it, because it's faster this way >When the game is done devs feel exhausted and ask the Al to play it for them >As devs are not used to have opinions, they ask the Al if it was fun

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Anon eats peaches | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Healthy but at what cost 187 KB PNG 01/08/23(Sun)03:12:35 No.892226481 >Be me >Average 4chan diet >Need healthy substance >I hate vegetables and most fruits >Kinda like peaches though >Become a fuitpilled peachcel >Buy like 12 peaches >Put them on counter >They start to look like s--- after a few hours >Start freaking out since mom might ban me from using money >She's already banned me from the refrigerator >Must eat every peach Consoom.mp3 >Body feels tingly and cold >But also sweaty >Can't move any body part without it hurting >Hearing voices >Banned from landline can't call ambulance /b/ros this is the end : Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)03:14:08 No.892226561 Based and peachpilled Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)03:24:58 No.892227050 Dude, just peach r--- your mom, see how she likes it.
: Anonymous Healthy but at what cost 187 KB PNG 01/08/23(Sun)03:12:35 No.892226481 >Be me >Average 4chan diet >Need healthy substance >I hate vegetables and most fruits >Kinda like peaches though >Become a fuitpilled peachcel >Buy like 12 peaches >Put them on counter >They start to look like s--- after a few hours >Start freaking out since mom might ban me from using money >She's already banned me from the refrigerator >Must eat every peach Consoom.mp3 >Body feels tingly and cold >But also sweaty >Can't move any body part without it hurting >Hearing voices >Banned from landline can't call ambulance /b/ros this is the end : Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)03:14:08 No.892226561 Based and peachpilled Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)03:24:58 No.892227050 Dude, just peach r--- your mom, see how she likes it.

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Anon’s strange upbringing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>71736593 (OP) # >d------ brings gun to school, so incompetent a lockdown isn't even called and is then expelled >see dudes flaunting bring their dads' revolver/ar to school like every other month, the copious amounts of upper-middle class security can't do s--- about it >principal lets some film club normies have a master key ring so that they can do s---, they proceed to throw stones at the school goat, let out every chicken, break nearly every non-bulletproof glass pane, and trash every single art piece. They then film it and post it on tiktok and snapchat 01/07/23(Sat)21:15:06 No.71737665 >head of art gets depressed and doesn't come back for three weeks because every single thing in their department is broken I hate it here >>71737689 # >>71737727 # Anonymous >>71737665 # >school goat tf? Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)21:17:10 No.71737689 01/07/23(Sat)21:20:01 No.71737727 >>71737665 # >school goat >chickens was your school a farm or something?
Anonymous >>71736593 (OP) # >d------ brings gun to school, so incompetent a lockdown isn't even called and is then expelled >see dudes flaunting bring their dads' revolver/ar to school like every other month, the copious amounts of upper-middle class security can't do s--- about it >principal lets some film club normies have a master key ring so that they can do s---, they proceed to throw stones at the school goat, let out every chicken, break nearly every non-bulletproof glass pane, and trash every single art piece. They then film it and post it on tiktok and snapchat 01/07/23(Sat)21:15:06 No.71737665 >head of art gets depressed and doesn't come back for three weeks because every single thing in their department is broken I hate it here >>71737689 # >>71737727 # Anonymous >>71737665 # >school goat tf? Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat)21:17:10 No.71737689 01/07/23(Sat)21:20:01 No.71737727 >>71737665 # >school goat >chickens was your school a farm or something?

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Anon calls in sick | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in? ...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?
Anonymous 12/15/21(Wed)00:03:36 No.160652277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in? ...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?

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Anon has a bad gaming chair | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/23(Fri)22:32:19 No.413685262 >>413685483 >>413685673 >>413688434 >>413688452 File: F--.png (116 KB, 783x569) Steam Community :: cuzhelots x + ← → ô Valve Corp [US] https://steamcommunity.com/id/thelastprofileyouregonnavisit/ TEAM FORTRESS 2 Mannifest Destiny 500 XP Video 1 RIMWORLD Team Fortress 2 RimWorld Terraria >40 Hours in game >Could consistently find cloaked spy with game sense >flare shotted 2 spy in the air STEAM Can you help me report this furfag /tf2g/? Achievement Progress GEC >Consistently hitting pills and sticky snipe accurately on the foot with stock >Had another retarded friend defending him,making me the bigotted one 41 hrs on record Currently In-Game 109 of 520 +104 169 hrs on record last played on 6 Jan
Anonymous 01/06/23(Fri)22:32:19 No.413685262 >>413685483 >>413685673 >>413688434 >>413688452 File: F--.png (116 KB, 783x569) Steam Community :: cuzhelots x + ← → ô Valve Corp [US] https://steamcommunity.com/id/thelastprofileyouregonnavisit/ TEAM FORTRESS 2 Mannifest Destiny 500 XP Video 1 RIMWORLD Team Fortress 2 RimWorld Terraria >40 Hours in game >Could consistently find cloaked spy with game sense >flare shotted 2 spy in the air STEAM Can you help me report this furfag /tf2g/? Achievement Progress GEC >Consistently hitting pills and sticky snipe accurately on the foot with stock >Had another retarded friend defending him,making me the bigotted one 41 hrs on record Currently In-Game 109 of 520 +104 169 hrs on record last played on 6 Jan

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Maple leaf bros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:22 No.176142286 File: 1609314044314.png (82 KB, 527x589) SLEEK'N'TEARS >Wow anon you're from Australia? Hahaha I LOVE Kangaroo Jack!
Anonymous 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:22 No.176142286 File: 1609314044314.png (82 KB, 527x589) SLEEK'N'TEARS >Wow anon you're from Australia? Hahaha I LOVE Kangaroo Jack!

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Anon lives and dies by the peach | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Healthy but at what cost 187 KB PNG 01/07/23(Sat)21:12:35 No.892226481 >Be me >Average 4chan diet >Need healthy substance >I hate vegetables and most fruits >Kinda like peaches though >Become a fuitpilled peachcel >Buy like 12 peaches >Put them on counter >They start to look like s--- after a few hours >Start freaking out since mom might ban me from using money >She's already banned me from the refrigerator >Must eat every peach Consoom.mp3 >Body feels tingly and cold >But also sweaty >Can't move any body part without it hurting >Hearing voices >Banned from landline can't call ambulance /b/ros this is the end
Anonymous Healthy but at what cost 187 KB PNG 01/07/23(Sat)21:12:35 No.892226481 >Be me >Average 4chan diet >Need healthy substance >I hate vegetables and most fruits >Kinda like peaches though >Become a fuitpilled peachcel >Buy like 12 peaches >Put them on counter >They start to look like s--- after a few hours >Start freaking out since mom might ban me from using money >She's already banned me from the refrigerator >Must eat every peach Consoom.mp3 >Body feels tingly and cold >But also sweaty >Can't move any body part without it hurting >Hearing voices >Banned from landline can't call ambulance /b/ros this is the end

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It's over for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69515111 766.4 kB PNG 7 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Based mom tho >start hitting the gym >mom says "maybe you'll finally start having sex" Anonymous | 69515139 of course she knows. duh >she says that knowing I socialize with people from time to time My own mother can tell bros... Anonymous | 69515902 >>69515111 (OP) Dude, she was totally hitting on you 3 hr ago ... Anonymous | 69515938 >>69515111 (OP) Everyone can tell. 1 REPLY Anonymous | 69515524 >>69515111 (OP) only a failure of a mother would talk about sex in front of their son, hit her next time Anonymous | 69515945 >>69515111 (OP) Im pretty sure my mom thinks im gay REPLY 3 hr ago ... 2 hr ago. 1 hr ago ... 1 hr ago... 1 hr ago ...
Anonymous | 69515111 766.4 kB PNG 7 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Based mom tho >start hitting the gym >mom says "maybe you'll finally start having sex" Anonymous | 69515139 of course she knows. duh >she says that knowing I socialize with people from time to time My own mother can tell bros... Anonymous | 69515902 >>69515111 (OP) Dude, she was totally hitting on you 3 hr ago ... Anonymous | 69515938 >>69515111 (OP) Everyone can tell. 1 REPLY Anonymous | 69515524 >>69515111 (OP) only a failure of a mother would talk about sex in front of their son, hit her next time Anonymous | 69515945 >>69515111 (OP) Im pretty sure my mom thinks im gay REPLY 3 hr ago ... 2 hr ago. 1 hr ago ... 1 hr ago... 1 hr ago ...

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Anon hates artists | /r/Greentext

544 KB PNG >I f----- love science! Just learn to code chud! Progress is a good thing! Automation is the only way forward. >WAIT GO BACK!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID TO DRAW HAIRY FAT BLACK IN PASTEL COLORS! I COULDNT FORSEE THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE!!!! >right click, SAVED! Yup that NFT is mine now, chud! >DELETE MY PICTURES FROM YOUR DATABASE NOWWWW >It's a ROMHACK it's not copyright infringement! It's a fan inspired transformative work! F--- the lawyers at Nintendo! >WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE AI IS USING MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION AND TRANSFORMING IT INTO SOMETHING NEW!! >Gatekeeping is le BAD! Everything is for everyone! We will take the thing you love and corrupt it into a husk of its former greatness, and that's a good thing! >YOU CANT JUST GENERATE 100000 ANIME GIRL IMAGES! THIS IS CORRUPTING THE MEANING OF ART!! PICK UP A PENCIL IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ARTIST >Don't bully a learning artist. Not every detail needs to be perfectly accurate, it's called a style! Everyone, no matter how skilled, is valid and amazing! >IS THAT AN OUT OF PLACE ELBOW??? IS THE LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT?? THIS IS S---! YOU NEED TO HAVE PERFECT ANATOMY LIKE THOSE RACIST ROMAN STATUES I WANT TO TEAR DOWN! >heh, god isnt real CHUD. there is no afterlife, you WILL decompose in a box, you WILL become dust! We're all just sacks of meat floating on a rock in space!! >NOOOO AI ART LACKS HUMAN SOUL! IT LACKS INSPIRATION AND HUMAN SPIRIT! THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN ARE BEING SHAKEN TO THEIR CORE!! >Anything can be art! Two gay black s------- in eachother's mouths? Wholesome! A jar full of some fat blue haired tampons?? Inspiring! Everything is ART! >NOOOO THIS CANT BE ART ITS NOT PERFECT ENOUGH!!! UGH, JUST LOOK AT THE ARTIFACTS AND THE HAIR AND THE HAND ITS JUST ALLL WRONG!!! ITS NOT REAL ART! TYPING S--- INTO A TERMINAL AND GETTING AN IMAGE OUT ISNT ART (throwing my own s--- against a wall and putting a frame around it is THOUGH)
544 KB PNG >I f----- love science! Just learn to code chud! Progress is a good thing! Automation is the only way forward. >WAIT GO BACK!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID TO DRAW HAIRY FAT BLACK IN PASTEL COLORS! I COULDNT FORSEE THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE!!!! >right click, SAVED! Yup that NFT is mine now, chud! >DELETE MY PICTURES FROM YOUR DATABASE NOWWWW >It's a ROMHACK it's not copyright infringement! It's a fan inspired transformative work! F--- the lawyers at Nintendo! >WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE AI IS USING MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION AND TRANSFORMING IT INTO SOMETHING NEW!! >Gatekeeping is le BAD! Everything is for everyone! We will take the thing you love and corrupt it into a husk of its former greatness, and that's a good thing! >YOU CANT JUST GENERATE 100000 ANIME GIRL IMAGES! THIS IS CORRUPTING THE MEANING OF ART!! PICK UP A PENCIL IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ARTIST >Don't bully a learning artist. Not every detail needs to be perfectly accurate, it's called a style! Everyone, no matter how skilled, is valid and amazing! >IS THAT AN OUT OF PLACE ELBOW??? IS THE LEFT ARM SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT?? THIS IS S---! YOU NEED TO HAVE PERFECT ANATOMY LIKE THOSE RACIST ROMAN STATUES I WANT TO TEAR DOWN! >heh, god isnt real CHUD. there is no afterlife, you WILL decompose in a box, you WILL become dust! We're all just sacks of meat floating on a rock in space!! >NOOOO AI ART LACKS HUMAN SOUL! IT LACKS INSPIRATION AND HUMAN SPIRIT! THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN ARE BEING SHAKEN TO THEIR CORE!! >Anything can be art! Two gay black s------- in eachother's mouths? Wholesome! A jar full of some fat blue haired tampons?? Inspiring! Everything is ART! >NOOOO THIS CANT BE ART ITS NOT PERFECT ENOUGH!!! UGH, JUST LOOK AT THE ARTIFACTS AND THE HAIR AND THE HAND ITS JUST ALLL WRONG!!! ITS NOT REAL ART! TYPING S--- INTO A TERMINAL AND GETTING AN IMAGE OUT ISNT ART (throwing my own s--- against a wall and putting a frame around it is THOUGH)

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Anon's dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat) 19:31:08 No.71736402 8272fefe9e9fdff2d3bb77957b79303c[1].jpg 23 KB JPG >when im at home on my computer i wish i had friends to do stuff with >when i finally get friends and do stuff with them i wish i was at home on my computer why
: Anonymous 01/07/23(Sat) 19:31:08 No.71736402 8272fefe9e9fdff2d3bb77957b79303c[1].jpg 23 KB JPG >when im at home on my computer i wish i had friends to do stuff with >when i finally get friends and do stuff with them i wish i was at home on my computer why

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I know this isn’t greentext, but anon is weird af | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fw0jYeEs) [+] Freud's Oedipus Complex 47 KB JPG 3 Replies 01/07/23(Sat)23:57:15 No.411302308 I am sexually attracted to my own mother but she rejects my advances. View Thread
Anonymous (ID: fw0jYeEs) [+] Freud's Oedipus Complex 47 KB JPG 3 Replies 01/07/23(Sat)23:57:15 No.411302308 I am sexually attracted to my own mother but she rejects my advances. View Thread

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All too true | /r/Greentext

File: theft.jpg (62 KB, 512x384) A Second Side Anonymous 07/1 >be me >browsing r/greentext >see some f------ post with 5 upvotes >thisissosad.mp3 >save it and repost it later >3.5k upvotes this is how you succeed on the interne
File: theft.jpg (62 KB, 512x384) A Second Side Anonymous 07/1 >be me >browsing r/greentext >see some f------ post with 5 upvotes >thisissosad.mp3 >save it and repost it later >3.5k upvotes this is how you succeed on the interne

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Anon was close | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 2V9Kygng) 761 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat)22:40:04 No.16817871 I guess I found out the key of a succesful life > be me > 3 years ago > Literally 3/10 overweight, greasy hair, glasses, looked like a nerd > Playing league daily, showered once a weak > got crush on a 6/10 girl, got rejected hard > depression started > started going gym > lost nearly 40 pounds > focused on mewing, skincare and self improvement for 1 year > after one year I started drinking > Somehow with drinking + mewing I improved face structure > get confidence cuz I stopped caring about others > met Inge, swedish model > started dating her > she is super hot, kind and funny > after half year of literally perfect life when we visited whole Europe I got mental breakdown > depression kicks in > break up with Inge > Gain weight, fat and greasy hair Is just my brain not ready fot happiness?
: Anonymous (ID: 2V9Kygng) 761 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat)22:40:04 No.16817871 I guess I found out the key of a succesful life > be me > 3 years ago > Literally 3/10 overweight, greasy hair, glasses, looked like a nerd > Playing league daily, showered once a weak > got crush on a 6/10 girl, got rejected hard > depression started > started going gym > lost nearly 40 pounds > focused on mewing, skincare and self improvement for 1 year > after one year I started drinking > Somehow with drinking + mewing I improved face structure > get confidence cuz I stopped caring about others > met Inge, swedish model > started dating her > she is super hot, kind and funny > after half year of literally perfect life when we visited whole Europe I got mental breakdown > depression kicks in > break up with Inge > Gain weight, fat and greasy hair Is just my brain not ready fot happiness?

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Anon gets advice. | /r/Greentext

File: 1A82BE80-5300-47EB-AE96-F(...).jpg (716 KB, 1284x1753) Anonymous (ID: 11ZR5iby Pubity Pubity Study shows women cry between 30 and 64 times a year on average Men cry between six and seventeen times a year 8.936 V 100 L 10 Rates 7 Quote Tweets >>411272394 >>411272441 01/07/23(Sat)15:42:40 No.411258639 [Reply] Do women really have more reasons to cry in todays society than men? Why do women cry so much more? +219 replies and 32 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous (ID: fjgZTJ7e >> Anonymous (ID: LB8JnYPv >> Anonymous (ID: n4VqNui8 >> Anonymous (ID: DYQ6Meh5 Anonymous (ID: RnKLovka) 01/07/23(Sat) 18:01:04 No.411272255 101/07/23(Sat) 18:01:15 No.411272270 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:21 No.411272394 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:43 No.411272441 01/07/23(Sat)18:02:44 No.411272442 >>411271964 >My gf cries a little bit almost every other day Have you tried stop beating her? That might be the reason
File: 1A82BE80-5300-47EB-AE96-F(...).jpg (716 KB, 1284x1753) Anonymous (ID: 11ZR5iby Pubity Pubity Study shows women cry between 30 and 64 times a year on average Men cry between six and seventeen times a year 8.936 V 100 L 10 Rates 7 Quote Tweets >>411272394 >>411272441 01/07/23(Sat)15:42:40 No.411258639 [Reply] Do women really have more reasons to cry in todays society than men? Why do women cry so much more? +219 replies and 32 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous (ID: fjgZTJ7e >> Anonymous (ID: LB8JnYPv >> Anonymous (ID: n4VqNui8 >> Anonymous (ID: DYQ6Meh5 Anonymous (ID: RnKLovka) 01/07/23(Sat) 18:01:04 No.411272255 101/07/23(Sat) 18:01:15 No.411272270 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:21 No.411272394 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:43 No.411272441 01/07/23(Sat)18:02:44 No.411272442 >>411271964 >My gf cries a little bit almost every other day Have you tried stop beating her? That might be the reason

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 766 KB JPG 01/08/23 (Sun)00:44:25 No.892191730 >be home from college for christmas >parents are out doing christmas things or w/e >watching Arcane with sister >drop a really bad fart >she says gross >squeeze out another >feel a bit of wet plop dribble out >stand up to go to bathroom before it seeps into my Pikachu onesie >suddenly diarrhea >start taking off Pikachu onesie Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 766 KB JPG 01/08/23 (Sun)00:44:25 No.892191730 >be home from college for christmas >parents are out doing christmas things or w/e >watching Arcane with sister >drop a really bad fart >she says gross >squeeze out another >feel a bit of wet plop dribble out >stand up to go to bathroom before it seeps into my Pikachu onesie >suddenly diarrhea >start taking off Pikachu onesie Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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I said it's my turn to post this. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon doesn't like janitors | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)20:12:47 No.167849178 >>167849257 >>167849318 >>167849382 >>167849486 >>167849507 >>167849602 >>167849619 >>167849652 1545870434005.jpg (30 KB, 504x248) google yandex iqdb wait >>167848993 What can you expect From filthy f------ jannies? Their whole disgusting "job" is like a curse! Their skin's a yellow brown They look like they've got Down's They're Reddit as I said, and worse! They're Janitors, Janitors! Barely even human! Janitors, Janitors! Drive them from our board! They're not like you and me! They do their job for free! We must shitpost even more!
O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)20:12:47 No.167849178 >>167849257 >>167849318 >>167849382 >>167849486 >>167849507 >>167849602 >>167849619 >>167849652 1545870434005.jpg (30 KB, 504x248) google yandex iqdb wait >>167848993 What can you expect From filthy f------ jannies? Their whole disgusting "job" is like a curse! Their skin's a yellow brown They look like they've got Down's They're Reddit as I said, and worse! They're Janitors, Janitors! Barely even human! Janitors, Janitors! Drive them from our board! They're not like you and me! They do their job for free! We must shitpost even more!

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based computer stops anon's coomer arc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups
: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups

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