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Anonymous 29 KB PNG Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)21:31:46 No.78484598 >Gay dude flirts with me >Don't play into it >Directly asks me out >Tell him I'm not homosexual >"You won't know until you try" How do I respond without sounding insecure? 08/13/24(Tue)22:50:36 No.78485219 >>78484598 (OP) >how many women have you f-----?
Anonymous 29 KB PNG Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)21:31:46 No.78484598 >Gay dude flirts with me >Don't play into it >Directly asks me out >Tell him I'm not homosexual >"You won't know until you try" How do I respond without sounding insecure? 08/13/24(Tue)22:50:36 No.78485219 >>78484598 (OP) >how many women have you f-----?

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Anon lives in the big apple | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG >BADDA BING >be me >20 05/08/16(Sun)23:04:54 No.683368161 >walking around Brooklyn >new to the city >feel and opportunity come up >yell at the top of my lungs > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window >BADDA BOOM >mfw
Anonymous 6 KB JPG >BADDA BING >be me >20 05/08/16(Sun)23:04:54 No.683368161 >walking around Brooklyn >new to the city >feel and opportunity come up >yell at the top of my lungs > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window >BADDA BOOM >mfw

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Cultural Exporter | /r/Greentext

Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: B5YNvZoo) = ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/13/24(Tue)17:37:17 No.20981061 British people be like: 373 KB PNG >"Lol Americans are soooo f------ fat" >*Deep-fries a hot dog*
Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: B5YNvZoo) = ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/13/24(Tue)17:37:17 No.20981061 British people be like: 373 KB PNG >"Lol Americans are soooo f------ fat" >*Deep-fries a hot dog*

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Anon commits the perfect crime | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)22:08:26 No.78482101 > Walking through town > Wearing my mirrored sunglasses > Zoomer pick-me girl walking towards me > Keep my head turned straight ahead > She thinks I don't know she knows I'm looking at her > But I'm not looking at her > I'm checking out her twink-looking BF, wondering how his d--- tastes
☐ Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)22:08:26 No.78482101 > Walking through town > Wearing my mirrored sunglasses > Zoomer pick-me girl walking towards me > Keep my head turned straight ahead > She thinks I don't know she knows I'm looking at her > But I'm not looking at her > I'm checking out her twink-looking BF, wondering how his d--- tastes

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An Endless Cycle | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/13/24(Tue)16:50:40 No.78481928 You Tube 39 KB PNG >Really like a YT video >Want to save it to make a YTP >Copy the URL >Type in "YouTube to MP4" >Click on the first result >"This website wants to know your location" >Click Deny >Click where you're supposed to paste in the link >P--- popup >Click deny >Close popup >Paste in link >Click Convert >P--- popup >Close popup >"Converting" >... >... >... >Go back to google >Click on the second result >Rinse and repeat I know one of them will work. MP4
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 08/13/24(Tue)16:50:40 No.78481928 You Tube 39 KB PNG >Really like a YT video >Want to save it to make a YTP >Copy the URL >Type in "YouTube to MP4" >Click on the first result >"This website wants to know your location" >Click Deny >Click where you're supposed to paste in the link >P--- popup >Click deny >Close popup >Paste in link >Click Convert >P--- popup >Close popup >"Converting" >... >... >... >Go back to google >Click on the second result >Rinse and repeat I know one of them will work. MP4

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Anon can't talk to women | /r/Greentext

File: missing.png (132 KB, 1080x1080) >Realize what just happened Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)13:01:20 No.78480463 >Be me >Be at Uni >Be walking from math class to parking lot >Look like average alt guy >8/10 Short blue hair alt girl walks up to me >Looks like a prettier version of my ex >"I like your Black Sabbath T-shirt." >"Uh-hh t-thanks." >She smiles obviously still wanting to talk to me >Walk beside her for a minute silent >She asks "Hey where are you walking to?" >Literally did a 90 degree turn when she said something >Walk away scared of her because ex flashbacks >Get in car >Drive home >Lay in bed with TOOL playing Why am I like this
File: missing.png (132 KB, 1080x1080) >Realize what just happened Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)13:01:20 No.78480463 >Be me >Be at Uni >Be walking from math class to parking lot >Look like average alt guy >8/10 Short blue hair alt girl walks up to me >Looks like a prettier version of my ex >"I like your Black Sabbath T-shirt." >"Uh-hh t-thanks." >She smiles obviously still wanting to talk to me >Walk beside her for a minute silent >She asks "Hey where are you walking to?" >Literally did a 90 degree turn when she said something >Walk away scared of her because ex flashbacks >Get in car >Drive home >Lay in bed with TOOL playing Why am I like this

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Companies are not your friends | /r/Greentext

Settings Mobile Home WTFisGoing OnAtAMD? CantExplain This DNS AIGO RYZEN 119 KB JPG 08/13/24(Tue)14:27:37 No. 101867665 >Be AMD >Produce CPUs for Intel >Make better product than Intel, go rogue >Beat Intel to first 1 GHz Processor, actually unbelievable achievement >Beat Intel to x86-64, actually call it AMD64 >Intel makes first Dual Core CPU, its horseshit. Release Athlon 64 X2, actually decent. >First True Multi-Core Server Processor, Opteron 875 >First to Integrate a Memory Controller on the CPU >First Quad-Core x86 Processor >First to release consumer 7nm Process Technology >First to release consumer PCIe 4.0 Support >Far more cores during Intel's 4c8t only days >Consumer Threadripper products, prosumer stuff, release HPDT platforms after Intel abandons them >First x86 Processor to Break the 5 GHz Barrier in All Cores >Far superior Integrated Graphics Performance, so good you market them as APUs >First x86 3D Chiplets (3D V-Cache) >Still the underdog >Getting s------- and more Intel-like as soon as you're starting to catch up >W--?
Settings Mobile Home WTFisGoing OnAtAMD? CantExplain This DNS AIGO RYZEN 119 KB JPG 08/13/24(Tue)14:27:37 No. 101867665 >Be AMD >Produce CPUs for Intel >Make better product than Intel, go rogue >Beat Intel to first 1 GHz Processor, actually unbelievable achievement >Beat Intel to x86-64, actually call it AMD64 >Intel makes first Dual Core CPU, its horseshit. Release Athlon 64 X2, actually decent. >First True Multi-Core Server Processor, Opteron 875 >First to Integrate a Memory Controller on the CPU >First Quad-Core x86 Processor >First to release consumer 7nm Process Technology >First to release consumer PCIe 4.0 Support >Far more cores during Intel's 4c8t only days >Consumer Threadripper products, prosumer stuff, release HPDT platforms after Intel abandons them >First x86 Processor to Break the 5 GHz Barrier in All Cores >Far superior Integrated Graphics Performance, so good you market them as APUs >First x86 3D Chiplets (3D V-Cache) >Still the underdog >Getting s------- and more Intel-like as soon as you're starting to catch up >W--?

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Anon hates Satanists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)02:35:26 No.16955346 >>16955417 >>16955438 >>16955442 Why did Satanists pick f------ Lucifer to be their "symbol ま of rebellion and freedom"? From what little we know about him he started a thousand year conflict that led to the creation of death because he was a petty little bitch who wanted to get into a d--- measuring contest with God and regularly enslaves humans just to torture them. His crimes get even worse if you start including Baal or Molech as his subordinate and he sure as s--- isn't some quirky progressive savior of the people. >"Oh but we don't really believe he exists. He just represents....." THEN MAKE UP A DIFFERENT CHARACTER YOU UNORIGINAL HACKS!!!!
Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)02:35:26 No.16955346 >>16955417 >>16955438 >>16955442 Why did Satanists pick f------ Lucifer to be their "symbol ま of rebellion and freedom"? From what little we know about him he started a thousand year conflict that led to the creation of death because he was a petty little bitch who wanted to get into a d--- measuring contest with God and regularly enslaves humans just to torture them. His crimes get even worse if you start including Baal or Molech as his subordinate and he sure as s--- isn't some quirky progressive savior of the people. >"Oh but we don't really believe he exists. He just represents....." THEN MAKE UP A DIFFERENT CHARACTER YOU UNORIGINAL HACKS!!!!

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The microtransactions trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)20:46:20 No.684798205 Hooks UI Theme Name Card Ecive Skin Emotes chment chment Screenshot_20240806-144555.png 1.57 MB PNG >Be me >HATE micro transactions and what they've done to the video game industry >stat playing this game >2 hours later I've already dropped $30 on sexy bikini skins How do they keep getting away with it?
: Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)20:46:20 No.684798205 Hooks UI Theme Name Card Ecive Skin Emotes chment chment Screenshot_20240806-144555.png 1.57 MB PNG >Be me >HATE micro transactions and what they've done to the video game industry >stat playing this game >2 hours later I've already dropped $30 on sexy bikini skins How do they keep getting away with it?

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Anon is young. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 13:40:36 No.78470494 75 KB JPG Anon, please don't tell me you're a terminally online 25+ kissless, hugless virgin male with no attractive qualities who does nothing but watch Japanese cope cartoons all day where some super bland guy gets a harem of 10/10 cute girls for no reason while you go onto boards to talk about how much you "hate women" while all the reasons you ever muster up as to why you "hate" them all basically come down to that they don't give you affection? Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 16:24:44 No.78471874 >>78470494 (OP). >No I'm actually only 24
Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 13:40:36 No.78470494 75 KB JPG Anon, please don't tell me you're a terminally online 25+ kissless, hugless virgin male with no attractive qualities who does nothing but watch Japanese cope cartoons all day where some super bland guy gets a harem of 10/10 cute girls for no reason while you go onto boards to talk about how much you "hate women" while all the reasons you ever muster up as to why you "hate" them all basically come down to that they don't give you affection? Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 16:24:44 No.78471874 >>78470494 (OP). >No I'm actually only 24

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Recuperation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:19:50 No.62102821 Метод 1 Рисунок 1. Поместите гранату под бронежилет так, чтобы она не могла выпасть. под наход Кодов инфор Контрол укрытия Рисунок 2. Лягте на гранату, придавив её своим телом, чтобы она оставалась под бронежилетом и ждите. Обучение Боевая включая так Физическ подготовки, чт нагрузкам. Психологическа стрессовым ситуа решения. Использование ме Изучение местн возможные укрытия Тактика укрытия: Испо маскировки и защиты мишенью. 1721271500436629.png 421 KB PNG Мин >grenade dropped >just press it on the ground with your body armor Does this actually work?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:19:50 No.62102821 Метод 1 Рисунок 1. Поместите гранату под бронежилет так, чтобы она не могла выпасть. под наход Кодов инфор Контрол укрытия Рисунок 2. Лягте на гранату, придавив её своим телом, чтобы она оставалась под бронежилетом и ждите. Обучение Боевая включая так Физическ подготовки, чт нагрузкам. Психологическа стрессовым ситуа решения. Использование ме Изучение местн возможные укрытия Тактика укрытия: Испо маскировки и защиты мишенью. 1721271500436629.png 421 KB PNG Мин >grenade dropped >just press it on the ground with your body armor Does this actually work?

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Anon can't find work. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 17:22:07 No.78472424 START DOING THIS 240 KB JPG Anonymous START DOING THIS 59 KB JPG >4 years of undergrad >3 years of law school (graduated c-- laude at my state's top school) >still can't find a job after applying to over 40 places So what am I supposed to do now 08/12/24(Mon) 17:30:19 No.78472501 >>78472424 (OP). Adopt a minimalistic, frugal lifestyle as a NEET or while working s----- jobs, or picrel
Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 17:22:07 No.78472424 START DOING THIS 240 KB JPG Anonymous START DOING THIS 59 KB JPG >4 years of undergrad >3 years of law school (graduated c-- laude at my state's top school) >still can't find a job after applying to over 40 places So what am I supposed to do now 08/12/24(Mon) 17:30:19 No.78472501 >>78472424 (OP). Adopt a minimalistic, frugal lifestyle as a NEET or while working s----- jobs, or picrel

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Anon has a wholesome work experience. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/2024, 20:49:12 No.78967789 8 KB JPEG >Be me. > Work in Mental Health and Gaming. > Be at work. A client comes in. > He says "I'm here to see Anon. > I say "I'm Anon" > He says "Anon is a girls name. > I say "I'm a girl" > He says "You have Wide Shoulders" > A lot of my clients have autism and are socially isolated. I unzip my hoodie. I'm wearing a close cut spiderman shirt. When we spoke on the phone, he said he liked Spiderman. > He's still suspicious. > "Yeah. Okay. You're a Girl. But are you Anon? > I say "Yeah, I'm Anon. I wore this shirt because I thought you'd like it. You said you liked the Spiderman games. > He starts crying. > Oh s---. > "It's Okay. We can do your interview next week. I know this is probably a lot" > He says "No. I really wanted you to be Anon when I saw you. You looked like a cool person. Please interview me. > I make him coffee and we have the interview. He says he wants to join the program. > He asks "Will I get to game with you Anon? > I say "Of course. I'd love to game with you" > He looks away. He might tear up again. > "Are you okay? > "Yes. But we can't really play Spiderman together. It's single player." > "We could take turns? Or I could sit with you and watch you play." >He's so happy. He does start to tear up again. I feel my face going red. I never knew I could make someone so happy by doing my job.
Anonymous 11/08/2024, 20:49:12 No.78967789 8 KB JPEG >Be me. > Work in Mental Health and Gaming. > Be at work. A client comes in. > He says "I'm here to see Anon. > I say "I'm Anon" > He says "Anon is a girls name. > I say "I'm a girl" > He says "You have Wide Shoulders" > A lot of my clients have autism and are socially isolated. I unzip my hoodie. I'm wearing a close cut spiderman shirt. When we spoke on the phone, he said he liked Spiderman. > He's still suspicious. > "Yeah. Okay. You're a Girl. But are you Anon? > I say "Yeah, I'm Anon. I wore this shirt because I thought you'd like it. You said you liked the Spiderman games. > He starts crying. > Oh s---. > "It's Okay. We can do your interview next week. I know this is probably a lot" > He says "No. I really wanted you to be Anon when I saw you. You looked like a cool person. Please interview me. > I make him coffee and we have the interview. He says he wants to join the program. > He asks "Will I get to game with you Anon? > I say "Of course. I'd love to game with you" > He looks away. He might tear up again. > "Are you okay? > "Yes. But we can't really play Spiderman together. It's single player." > "We could take turns? Or I could sit with you and watch you play." >He's so happy. He does start to tear up again. I feel my face going red. I never knew I could make someone so happy by doing my job.

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Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 >be me >be white Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch
Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)18:26:29 No.876184042 >be me >be white Lawn-Mower-201709-004.jpg 411 KB JPG >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAS >work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English >white lady comes up to me "OH thank God, someone who speaks English" >start speaking back to her in Dutch

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Anon Plays Air Hockey | /r/Greentext

D DEGENS 69 Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)00:31:11 No.78473681 ► > Be me. Love air-hockey > Play it every day by myself > Watch other people play online while I play > Get a GF - finally someone to play air-hockey with > Don't use any technique, just smash the puck as hard and fast as I can > Keep smashing at the goal until I win > Really pleased with how well I played > Ask her if I'm the best person she's ever played air-hockey with > She hesitates, says 'maybe' > Like, W--?? > Entire self-worth is based around my air-hockey skills > Can't even look at her the same way anymore > Every time we play air-hockey I fear other players have been better > GF tries to reassure me, says she still wants to play air-hockey > Gives me feedback so I can play better > Don't want to change how I play, I should just be the best! > Ask how many people she's played air-hockey with > She says 9. Disgusted with her. > This is her fault for playing too much > Break up with her out of shame and revulsion > Need to find a GF who's played air-hockey with fewer people
D DEGENS 69 Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue)00:31:11 No.78473681 ► > Be me. Love air-hockey > Play it every day by myself > Watch other people play online while I play > Get a GF - finally someone to play air-hockey with > Don't use any technique, just smash the puck as hard and fast as I can > Keep smashing at the goal until I win > Really pleased with how well I played > Ask her if I'm the best person she's ever played air-hockey with > She hesitates, says 'maybe' > Like, W--?? > Entire self-worth is based around my air-hockey skills > Can't even look at her the same way anymore > Every time we play air-hockey I fear other players have been better > GF tries to reassure me, says she still wants to play air-hockey > Gives me feedback so I can play better > Don't want to change how I play, I should just be the best! > Ask how many people she's played air-hockey with > She says 9. Disgusted with her. > This is her fault for playing too much > Break up with her out of shame and revulsion > Need to find a GF who's played air-hockey with fewer people

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Anon Helps Quiet Kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 484 KB PNG >be me 08/05/21(Thu)18:46:21 No.64851589 >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now
Anonymous 484 KB PNG >be me 08/05/21(Thu)18:46:21 No.64851589 >in highschool >decide to give the quiet kid a chance, he seems alright >my friend and i approach him "hey dude yeah wassup u alright" >he has like no one to talk to he gives in >6 months go by, we are talking like usual >since i like to talk to lots of different people, people always come to talk to me >also, since quiet kid has no one he just kinda sticks by me most times >overtime, we talk less; other people see that he is likeable and hang out with him at school >eventually, we stop talking >no problem, my main intention was for him to have friends anyway fast forward months later >schools ended >check his instagram story >its him and his friends from our old highschool hanging out >see it quite frequently now >proud of him mission passed, glad that he actually has friends now

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Anon just holds | /r/Greentext

File: 3037203a54976986db1fc911c(...).jpg (85 KB, 586x719) ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiJe32en ) 08/12/24(Mon)19:05:05 No.58857903 >Be me >Start investing around 2016 >Put all my money in big tech. apple, nvidia, microsoft, etc. >Migrant crisis, stocks drop >Just hold >Chinese banks f--- up, stocks drop >Just hold >Turkish economy implodes, stocks drop >Just hold >Covid-19 financial crash, stocks drop >Just hold >Also buy some facebook stock with new job money >Chinese banks go bust, stocks drop >Just hold >Russia invades Ukraine, stocks drop >Just hold >Almost a millionaire now >Never panic sold >Never listened to any financial advice >Never did any day trading >Look at my banking app maybe once a month >Just buy stock in a tech company and hold Are boomers just f------ retarded? Why was 2008 such a big deal? They made it seem like the world ended when I was a kid. Why did everyone act like they lost everything? It's not real money unless you sell. Literally nothing happens if you JUST HOLD!
File: 3037203a54976986db1fc911c(...).jpg (85 KB, 586x719) ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiJe32en ) 08/12/24(Mon)19:05:05 No.58857903 >Be me >Start investing around 2016 >Put all my money in big tech. apple, nvidia, microsoft, etc. >Migrant crisis, stocks drop >Just hold >Chinese banks f--- up, stocks drop >Just hold >Turkish economy implodes, stocks drop >Just hold >Covid-19 financial crash, stocks drop >Just hold >Also buy some facebook stock with new job money >Chinese banks go bust, stocks drop >Just hold >Russia invades Ukraine, stocks drop >Just hold >Almost a millionaire now >Never panic sold >Never listened to any financial advice >Never did any day trading >Look at my banking app maybe once a month >Just buy stock in a tech company and hold Are boomers just f------ retarded? Why was 2008 such a big deal? They made it seem like the world ended when I was a kid. Why did everyone act like they lost everything? It's not real money unless you sell. Literally nothing happens if you JUST HOLD!

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Anon grills for his family | /r/Greentext

48 KB JPG >awwyiss.jpg >be me, 35-year-old office worker >job is stressful af, constant deadlines and angry clients >come home every day feeling drained >but then I see my family and everything changes >wife greets me with a hug, kids run up yelling "Daddy's home!" >feel the stress melting away >remember it's grilling night >put on my "Kiss the Cook" apron >fire up my pride and joy, a top-of-the-line Weber grill >marinated steaks have been waiting all day for this moment >throw on some corn, peppers, and zucchini too >stand there with tongs in hand, master of my domain >clicky Tongs.tiff >wife brings me a cold beer, kisses my cheek >kids play in the backyard, laughter filling the air >flip the steaks, perfect grill marks >the sizzle is music to my ears >family gathers around as I plate up the food >take first bite of perfectly medium-rare steak >life is good >realize I don't need much in life >just my family and my grill >go to bed happy, ready to face another day at work >because I know what's waiting for me at home >thank you family, thank you grill, I love you
48 KB JPG >awwyiss.jpg >be me, 35-year-old office worker >job is stressful af, constant deadlines and angry clients >come home every day feeling drained >but then I see my family and everything changes >wife greets me with a hug, kids run up yelling "Daddy's home!" >feel the stress melting away >remember it's grilling night >put on my "Kiss the Cook" apron >fire up my pride and joy, a top-of-the-line Weber grill >marinated steaks have been waiting all day for this moment >throw on some corn, peppers, and zucchini too >stand there with tongs in hand, master of my domain >clicky Tongs.tiff >wife brings me a cold beer, kisses my cheek >kids play in the backyard, laughter filling the air >flip the steaks, perfect grill marks >the sizzle is music to my ears >family gathers around as I plate up the food >take first bite of perfectly medium-rare steak >life is good >realize I don't need much in life >just my family and my grill >go to bed happy, ready to face another day at work >because I know what's waiting for me at home >thank you family, thank you grill, I love you

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Peak fiction. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Data Transfer Grand Fate Order Touch Screen TH ANILEX DELIGHT WORKS Inc. >"historical game" 43 KB JPG >turns every major historical figure into cute anime girls
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Anon works retail | /r/Greentext

File: RDT 20240812 115228363875(...).jpg (59 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 12:05:09 No.922768939 >be me, working at grocery store >Guy stops and asks me and asks what the difference between cage free, free range pasture raised >I explain >" So the regular store brand are the ones that basically sit around and peck each other's eyes out and stuff?" >"Yea" >"Thanks, good to know" >Guy walks out with 8 boxes of regular eggs [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply] 0/0/?
File: RDT 20240812 115228363875(...).jpg (59 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 08/12/24(Mon) 12:05:09 No.922768939 >be me, working at grocery store >Guy stops and asks me and asks what the difference between cage free, free range pasture raised >I explain >" So the regular store brand are the ones that basically sit around and peck each other's eyes out and stuff?" >"Yea" >"Thanks, good to know" >Guy walks out with 8 boxes of regular eggs [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply] 0/0/?

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