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Anonymous 821 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)15:36:50 No. 198574168 >Give all your your worldly possessions to the temple! >Give food and money to our monks! >Give us your little sons to become... monks... >Don't love anyone or anything! >Hate the material world! >Hate worldly pleasure and comfort! >Become an emotionless robot! >Live like a poor peasant! >Abstain from meat! >Spend all day meditating! >Perform meaningless symbolic rituals! >Keep idols and trinkets to ward off spirits! >If you kill your enemies they win! >Pick a denomination and school! (Better hope you picked the right one.) >Do a million specific and nonsensical rituals and rites that your culture has added to the religion! (Better hope your culture is the correct one.) >Pray to this random illiterate old retard who is somehow Buddha reincarnated! >Why? Because we- I mean Buddha said so! >If you fail even ONE of these tasks you will go to one of the MANY hell realms for 9 quintillion years! >If you succeed you have to repeat this until you reach a heavenly realm where you will own nothing and be happy! People really believe this s---?
Anonymous 821 KB PNG 06/14/24(Fri)15:36:50 No. 198574168 >Give all your your worldly possessions to the temple! >Give food and money to our monks! >Give us your little sons to become... monks... >Don't love anyone or anything! >Hate the material world! >Hate worldly pleasure and comfort! >Become an emotionless robot! >Live like a poor peasant! >Abstain from meat! >Spend all day meditating! >Perform meaningless symbolic rituals! >Keep idols and trinkets to ward off spirits! >If you kill your enemies they win! >Pick a denomination and school! (Better hope you picked the right one.) >Do a million specific and nonsensical rituals and rites that your culture has added to the religion! (Better hope your culture is the correct one.) >Pray to this random illiterate old retard who is somehow Buddha reincarnated! >Why? Because we- I mean Buddha said so! >If you fail even ONE of these tasks you will go to one of the MANY hell realms for 9 quintillion years! >If you succeed you have to repeat this until you reach a heavenly realm where you will own nothing and be happy! People really believe this s---?

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anon wants to become a chad and fuck beautiful women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to transform? 190 KB JPG 09/13/24(Fri)16:40:47 No.31990050 How do I go from nerd to chad? | know it's possible just look at picrel. I'm a cybersecurity student that spends a good portion of my day behind my computer. I really want to change my life and f--- beautiful women and hopefully be that social butterfly I've always dreamed of being. I'm wondering how I can do this myself and become a chad.
: Anonymous How to transform? 190 KB JPG 09/13/24(Fri)16:40:47 No.31990050 How do I go from nerd to chad? | know it's possible just look at picrel. I'm a cybersecurity student that spends a good portion of my day behind my computer. I really want to change my life and f--- beautiful women and hopefully be that social butterfly I've always dreamed of being. I'm wondering how I can do this myself and become a chad.

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Anon on Taxi Driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TAXI DRIVER 154 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)02:47:33 No. 198672394 So the message of the movie is: >vigilantism pays off >women are untrustworthy >black people are a nuisance to America >democracy is fake >politicians and police can't be relied on >cities are full of criminal scum that need to be violently removed >mentally ill schizoid young men are in the right; the rest of society is wrong How the f--- did they get away with making this movie?
: Anonymous TAXI DRIVER 154 KB JPG 04/28/24(Sun)02:47:33 No. 198672394 So the message of the movie is: >vigilantism pays off >women are untrustworthy >black people are a nuisance to America >democracy is fake >politicians and police can't be relied on >cities are full of criminal scum that need to be violently removed >mentally ill schizoid young men are in the right; the rest of society is wrong How the f--- did they get away with making this movie?

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Indian UAV | /r/Greentext

India's first indigenous (chubby) bomber UAV unveiled. FWD-200B is a medium-altitude, long- endurance (MALE) unmanned combat aerial vehicle designed and manufactured entirely in India. FWD-2008 FLYING WEDGE DEFENCE & AEROSPACE 1724102135742.jpg 220 KB JPG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Anonymous (ID: OQekQeUM) 08/20/24(Tue)00:13:08 No.478887625 x Be 54564564.jpg 104 KB JPG >>478882471 (OP) # >(MALE) when is the female variant coming out? >>478888006 # >>478889141 # >>478889410 # >>478892165 # Anonymous (ID: V8ZOBX/n 08/20/24(Tue)00:16:37 No.478888006 >>478887625 # They keep r----- the prototype Anonymous (ID: LMLSOZKB كليميم
India's first indigenous (chubby) bomber UAV unveiled. FWD-200B is a medium-altitude, long- endurance (MALE) unmanned combat aerial vehicle designed and manufactured entirely in India. FWD-2008 FLYING WEDGE DEFENCE & AEROSPACE 1724102135742.jpg 220 KB JPG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Anonymous (ID: OQekQeUM) 08/20/24(Tue)00:13:08 No.478887625 x Be 54564564.jpg 104 KB JPG >>478882471 (OP) # >(MALE) when is the female variant coming out? >>478888006 # >>478889141 # >>478889410 # >>478892165 # Anonymous (ID: V8ZOBX/n 08/20/24(Tue)00:16:37 No.478888006 >>478887625 # They keep r----- the prototype Anonymous (ID: LMLSOZKB كليميم

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Changing standards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 13:41:43 No.200736402 OH, I'VE WASTED MY LIFE images (67).jpg 10 KB JPG >owns a successful business >plenty of friends >highly knowledgeable >spends all day enjoying his hobby >BUT HE WASTED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PUT HIS D--- IN A WET HOLE, OK??? Why did the writers do him dirty like this? What's wrong with this guy's life?
: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 13:41:43 No.200736402 OH, I'VE WASTED MY LIFE images (67).jpg 10 KB JPG >owns a successful business >plenty of friends >highly knowledgeable >spends all day enjoying his hobby >BUT HE WASTED HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T PUT HIS D--- IN A WET HOLE, OK??? Why did the writers do him dirty like this? What's wrong with this guy's life?

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A man of good volition | /r/Greentext

why don't we hear more about volcels? why don't we hear more about v(...) 09/06/24(Fri)08:00:11 No.480768676 RU MISS USSI A 5616819-2325714561.jpg 500 KB JPG >doesn't have sex with women by choice >literally just Asceticism >every single religious tradition acknowledges this as a valid choice to higher forms of esoteric knowledge how did they all come to the same conclusion?
why don't we hear more about volcels? why don't we hear more about v(...) 09/06/24(Fri)08:00:11 No.480768676 RU MISS USSI A 5616819-2325714561.jpg 500 KB JPG >doesn't have sex with women by choice >literally just Asceticism >every single religious tradition acknowledges this as a valid choice to higher forms of esoteric knowledge how did they all come to the same conclusion?

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Child's Play | /r/Greentext

File: image0.jpg (26 KB, 1024x576) G ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)18:48:17 No.688157109 >>688157975 >>688158270 What are the best games where I can outsmart my opponents? ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)19:12:05 No.688158270 ► >>688157109 (OP) >one player is using checkers, a children's game >pov shot is a low angle, shorter opponent >comeback video has him speeding away from an island this whole saga has been very funny
File: image0.jpg (26 KB, 1024x576) G ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)18:48:17 No.688157109 >>688157975 >>688158270 What are the best games where I can outsmart my opponents? ☐ Anonymous 09/08/24(Sun)19:12:05 No.688158270 ► >>688157109 (OP) >one player is using checkers, a children's game >pov shot is a low angle, shorter opponent >comeback video has him speeding away from an island this whole saga has been very funny

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Anon gives advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.
Anonymous >19 12/30/21(Thu)10:10:54 No.66776022 >never had a friend >never been in a relationship >never kissed a girl >never had sex >cant drive 77 KB JPG >never had a real job Its too late for me. I cant fix myself 7 Replies Anonymous >>66776022 (OP) # View Thread 12/30/21(Thu)10:19:25 No.66776104 You're 19 your life has just begun and youre already giving up. Have you tried not being a pathetic bitch? If not I hear it helps.

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He's not beating those allegations | /r/Greentext

-10% TA 201 376 2 30 759 ORCHARD BLVD. $496 00 Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)01:51:45 No.688531326 >start game >pick the barefoot 16yo girl >entire team disconnects This match is new safe to abandon without penalty.
-10% TA 201 376 2 30 759 ORCHARD BLVD. $496 00 Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)01:51:45 No.688531326 >start game >pick the barefoot 16yo girl >entire team disconnects This match is new safe to abandon without penalty.

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Chair Trouble | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)20:43:12 No.78791747 >Adjust chair >Balls ache >Readjust chair >Back aches I cant win 242 KB PNG
Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)20:43:12 No.78791747 >Adjust chair >Balls ache >Readjust chair >Back aches I cant win 242 KB PNG

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Many such cases | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele
Anonymous 02/20/24(Tue)15:24:18 >forest level >flutes and violins >ice level >piano and xylophones >lava level >drums and choir 1.08 MB PNG >desert level >sitar and zurna flute >beach/ocean level >steel drums and ukulele

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Anon would vote for Rita Repulsa | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #
Anonymous 03/28/17(Tue)13:33:16 No.52416332 >ancient evil awakens >morals and ethics have changed so much in the last 10,000 years that the ancient evil is considered pretty moderate by todays standards. >>52424597 #

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The fall of ancient civilizations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)07:34:08 No.200554527 LC Templo_de_Luxor, Luxor, Egipto,_2022-04-01, DD_01.jpg 1.14 MB JPG >Greece >Egypt >Iran >India >China >Italy >Once a time all of them were huge civilizations but now all of them are shitholes >While a young country like the United States is only modern civilization in the world left alone What causes to that phenomenon?
Anonymous 08/04/24(Sun)07:34:08 No.200554527 LC Templo_de_Luxor, Luxor, Egipto,_2022-04-01, DD_01.jpg 1.14 MB JPG >Greece >Egypt >Iran >India >China >Italy >Once a time all of them were huge civilizations but now all of them are shitholes >While a young country like the United States is only modern civilization in the world left alone What causes to that phenomenon?

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Anon is committed to a healthy lifestyle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)02:59:56 No.38796785 Yoga, Meditation, Diet, Exercise. >>38800447 >Your quality of life will improve. >Your clarity of mind will increase. >Your eye sight will become better. >Your penis will grow daily. >You will gain many psychic abilities.
Anonymous 09/12/24(Thu)02:59:56 No.38796785 Yoga, Meditation, Diet, Exercise. >>38800447 >Your quality of life will improve. >Your clarity of mind will increase. >Your eye sight will become better. >Your penis will grow daily. >You will gain many psychic abilities.

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Boomer Romance Fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?
Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?

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Vidya fragility | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/06/24(Fri)07:10:28 No.687936192 tsmc Fab16outc001_7266_B5Sq_0-1[1].jpg 274 KB JPG >Every graphics card on earth is produced in a single factory in Taiwan >One little oopsie woopsie or terrorist attack and vidya dies
Anonymous 09/06/24(Fri)07:10:28 No.687936192 tsmc Fab16outc001_7266_B5Sq_0-1[1].jpg 274 KB JPG >Every graphics card on earth is produced in a single factory in Taiwan >One little oopsie woopsie or terrorist attack and vidya dies

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Compromise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Arman Tsarukyan UF 07/03/24(Wed)05:08:49 No.202921 >known steroid abuser Reebok IMATE IMG_2976.jpg 479 KB JPG >punches fan during walkout >suspended by nevada state athletic commission for 9 months >athletic commission offers to take 3 months off ban if he hosts an anti bullying campaign >Arman says "no" Absolute chad this guy
: Anonymous Arman Tsarukyan UF 07/03/24(Wed)05:08:49 No.202921 >known steroid abuser Reebok IMATE IMG_2976.jpg 479 KB JPG >punches fan during walkout >suspended by nevada state athletic commission for 9 months >athletic commission offers to take 3 months off ban if he hosts an anti bullying campaign >Arman says "no" Absolute chad this guy

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Anon has Ringworm | /r/Greentext

File: Not+insane+just+retarded+(...).jpg (277 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)22:45:07 No.924319179 >Be me >13 >Constantly get ring worm infections on my thigh from sweating/ >Even if I showered right after class, it appeared >Get made fun of >mom takes me to the doctor >Gives me a cream >Works, then I run out and it comes back >Mom's insurance won't pay for a dermatologist >One night, hop in the shower and turn it up as hot as I can stand >Spray the area with hot bath water like a pressure washer >water gets cold >Water heater is cold >Get out >entire leg is Cherry Red >it cools down and the ring worm is less pronounced >ffw 3 days >notice a spot on my leg >my skin is peeling like a sunburn >I start poking at it >top layer of skin comes out in thick strips >just keep peeling >once I'm done, the area is pink >Never have ringworm again >mfw my doctor screams at me because I gave myself 2nd degree burns and could have lost my leg if it got infected.
File: Not+insane+just+retarded+(...).jpg (277 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 09/11/24(Wed)22:45:07 No.924319179 >Be me >13 >Constantly get ring worm infections on my thigh from sweating/ >Even if I showered right after class, it appeared >Get made fun of >mom takes me to the doctor >Gives me a cream >Works, then I run out and it comes back >Mom's insurance won't pay for a dermatologist >One night, hop in the shower and turn it up as hot as I can stand >Spray the area with hot bath water like a pressure washer >water gets cold >Water heater is cold >Get out >entire leg is Cherry Red >it cools down and the ring worm is less pronounced >ffw 3 days >notice a spot on my leg >my skin is peeling like a sunburn >I start poking at it >top layer of skin comes out in thick strips >just keep peeling >once I'm done, the area is pink >Never have ringworm again >mfw my doctor screams at me because I gave myself 2nd degree burns and could have lost my leg if it got infected.

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Anon Finds a Political Ad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 338 KB JPG 09/12/24(Thu)01:53:32 No.102347495 >Be me >Sorting through junk mail >Find one political ad for the Democrat Congress candidate. A>See list of campaign promises >First promise is to "ban Al generated political ads to protect our democracy". Who the Hell is asking for this? I can't think of a single person on Earth who's susd going to change their vote because of a ban on Al generated political ads. Nobody goes to the polls thinking "Boy I sure hope this candidate changes how political ads are made. That'll help inflation and the fact the job market on my side of town is basically dead."
Anonymous 338 KB JPG 09/12/24(Thu)01:53:32 No.102347495 >Be me >Sorting through junk mail >Find one political ad for the Democrat Congress candidate. A>See list of campaign promises >First promise is to "ban Al generated political ads to protect our democracy". Who the Hell is asking for this? I can't think of a single person on Earth who's susd going to change their vote because of a ban on Al generated political ads. Nobody goes to the polls thinking "Boy I sure hope this candidate changes how political ads are made. That'll help inflation and the fact the job market on my side of town is basically dead."

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Fake and gay? | /r/Greentext

>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17 (Wed) 15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?
>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17 (Wed) 15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?

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