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: Anonymous Demon Slayer 01/05/24(Fri)06:36:38 No.194364733 IMG_0565.jpg 238 KB JPG DualSHOCKERS >gender ambiguous child eating demon who uses blood to extend his own life >based on Michael Jackson What did Nippon mean by this
: Anonymous Demon Slayer 01/05/24(Fri)06:36:38 No.194364733 IMG_0565.jpg 238 KB JPG DualSHOCKERS >gender ambiguous child eating demon who uses blood to extend his own life >based on Michael Jackson What did Nippon mean by this

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: Anonymous agony LEHET 172 KB JPG 04/19/22(Tue) 10:03:18 No.68279465 >be dishonored fan >usually play nonlethal >whenever npcs get annoying i just choke them out >wake up, really sleepy >guest staying in my family's house because she's visiting the city for exams or some s--- >she's also too old for me >i exit my room, head to the bathroom, she stops me and says good morning and starts small talking >get annoyed so subconciously walk behind her and prepare to lock my arm around her neck >realise what the f--- i am doing >immediately i look up and pretend to have seen something on the ceiling >she turns around confused >after scratching the roof a bit i say "alright, i'm gonna go" >enter the bathroom and spend 15 minutes staring at myself in the mirror she knows i'm an autist, doesn't she?
: Anonymous agony LEHET 172 KB JPG 04/19/22(Tue) 10:03:18 No.68279465 >be dishonored fan >usually play nonlethal >whenever npcs get annoying i just choke them out >wake up, really sleepy >guest staying in my family's house because she's visiting the city for exams or some s--- >she's also too old for me >i exit my room, head to the bathroom, she stops me and says good morning and starts small talking >get annoyed so subconciously walk behind her and prepare to lock my arm around her neck >realise what the f--- i am doing >immediately i look up and pretend to have seen something on the ceiling >she turns around confused >after scratching the roof a bit i say "alright, i'm gonna go" >enter the bathroom and spend 15 minutes staring at myself in the mirror she knows i'm an autist, doesn't she?

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Anonymous 110 KB PNG 03/15/21 (Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"
Anonymous 110 KB PNG 03/15/21 (Mon)15:11:46 No.849659169 >be me >work as a phone salesman >95% of calls are old peope >nobody ever actually buys anything >get paid per time spent in calls >most old people are lonely and just want to talk >talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours >basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day >even have regular callers that know us by names >supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about how she used to live back in the day >she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times. >my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting, keep going"

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Anonymous 387 KB PNG 01/02/24(Tue)23:06:59 No.75979862 Bear with me, but I think I've found a logical explanation for trooning out. >be me, straight teenage boy > get horny > look at p--- Anonymous > don't like seeing ugly male faces/bodies, or guys' balls and buttholes > thisisfine, plenty of lesbian / solo woman p--- exists > over time, the aversion grows > for example, years later, I can't even enjoy a vaginal fisting video if the arm is obviously a man's, even if the rest of his body is off camera > any thoughts of men in a sexual context are a turn-off >lesbians, even turbo-d----, now seem more attractive than straight women (because the latter are attracted to men, which is disgusting) > even when actually having sex with a woman, the fact that there's a man (me) with his d--- in her kills the mood > if I was a girl this wouldn't apply Maybe the troons are just too straight to be men? 01/02/24(Tue)23:09:54 No.75979893 >>75979862 (OP) # >its a mental disorder fueled by p--- addiction we all already know this anon Anonymous >>75979862 (OP) # no some people are just meant to be like that i had somewhat of a repressed autogynephilia during puberty I'd secrely dress up in female clothes but I'm too far gone now lookswise to even considerate femboy 01/02/24(Tue)23:11:51 No.75979909
Anonymous 387 KB PNG 01/02/24(Tue)23:06:59 No.75979862 Bear with me, but I think I've found a logical explanation for trooning out. >be me, straight teenage boy > get horny > look at p--- Anonymous > don't like seeing ugly male faces/bodies, or guys' balls and buttholes > thisisfine, plenty of lesbian / solo woman p--- exists > over time, the aversion grows > for example, years later, I can't even enjoy a vaginal fisting video if the arm is obviously a man's, even if the rest of his body is off camera > any thoughts of men in a sexual context are a turn-off >lesbians, even turbo-d----, now seem more attractive than straight women (because the latter are attracted to men, which is disgusting) > even when actually having sex with a woman, the fact that there's a man (me) with his d--- in her kills the mood > if I was a girl this wouldn't apply Maybe the troons are just too straight to be men? 01/02/24(Tue)23:09:54 No.75979893 >>75979862 (OP) # >its a mental disorder fueled by p--- addiction we all already know this anon Anonymous >>75979862 (OP) # no some people are just meant to be like that i had somewhat of a repressed autogynephilia during puberty I'd secrely dress up in female clothes but I'm too far gone now lookswise to even considerate femboy 01/02/24(Tue)23:11:51 No.75979909

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San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge gets suicide net Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)14:29:06 No.911857772 >be suicidal in San Fagcisco >go to jump off the golden gate >land on a safety net >w--.jpg >walk off safety net >be dead but at least the mayor can say she did something i guess
San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge gets suicide net Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)14:29:06 No.911857772 >be suicidal in San Fagcisco >go to jump off the golden gate >land on a safety net >w--.jpg >walk off safety net >be dead but at least the mayor can say she did something i guess

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File: mario.jpg (62 KB, 1280x720) >bitch i only bang guys >walks into class >sees 9/10 milf homeroom teacher "Anon, you'r-" >Don't let her say anything >Find my favorite twink >Drop his pants in the middle of class, ride his d--- while everyone watches Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)17:17:35 No.872563528 ► >be me, 5 years ago, 17 y/o >ultra gay, ripped, local bowling champion. Bangs a different girl every night. >walk into school, tight shirt wrapped around my bulging pectorals >sees girl "Hi, ano-" >punch her so hard she cracks the wall >I make sure to make uncomfortable eye contact with everyone else in the class while I get my ass pounded. >Twink takes 25 minutes until he finishes >There's nothing left for me here >Leaves class >No pants >C-- dripping out my ass >Go get my lunch from the teacher's lounge fridge >See Chad "yo nice c--- anon" >completely genuine >had enough of this s--- >I begin my ultimate move >I drop my pants and j------- for 15 minutes straight >Just before I c-- I yell WA-HA like Mario >Hit Chad with atomic c-- blast >See bone fragments "see you tomorrow Chad" >Go to teachers lounge and get my english teacher's lunch >Leave in my bright orange donked-out '74 Impala >Go to bowling alley yep it was just another day for me
File: mario.jpg (62 KB, 1280x720) >bitch i only bang guys >walks into class >sees 9/10 milf homeroom teacher "Anon, you'r-" >Don't let her say anything >Find my favorite twink >Drop his pants in the middle of class, ride his d--- while everyone watches Anonymous 02/12/22(Sat)17:17:35 No.872563528 ► >be me, 5 years ago, 17 y/o >ultra gay, ripped, local bowling champion. Bangs a different girl every night. >walk into school, tight shirt wrapped around my bulging pectorals >sees girl "Hi, ano-" >punch her so hard she cracks the wall >I make sure to make uncomfortable eye contact with everyone else in the class while I get my ass pounded. >Twink takes 25 minutes until he finishes >There's nothing left for me here >Leaves class >No pants >C-- dripping out my ass >Go get my lunch from the teacher's lounge fridge >See Chad "yo nice c--- anon" >completely genuine >had enough of this s--- >I begin my ultimate move >I drop my pants and j------- for 15 minutes straight >Just before I c-- I yell WA-HA like Mario >Hit Chad with atomic c-- blast >See bone fragments "see you tomorrow Chad" >Go to teachers lounge and get my english teacher's lunch >Leave in my bright orange donked-out '74 Impala >Go to bowling alley yep it was just another day for me

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: Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)22:36:33 No.75999712 Been thinking about becoming a truck driver >Don't have any connections besides my parents who want nothing less than to see me f--- off for a bit >Enjoy traveling >Get to just run on autopilot and listen to music or podcast or whatever >Be alone most of the time >F--- hookers every night before bed It's beginning to sound like a robots paradise, bros >>76000142 #
: Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)22:36:33 No.75999712 Been thinking about becoming a truck driver >Don't have any connections besides my parents who want nothing less than to see me f--- off for a bit >Enjoy traveling >Get to just run on autopilot and listen to music or podcast or whatever >Be alone most of the time >F--- hookers every night before bed It's beginning to sound like a robots paradise, bros >>76000142 #

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Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)05:10:46 No.643609086 ✓ 1687102275930986.png (86 KB, 203x248) google iqdb wait lens >yaaas sex workers are heckin valid >be proud of your bodies queens >free the nipple! >nothing wrong with sexy girls using onlyfans or streaming >you goin to the pride parade sisters? >let's bring little timmy along >i already dressed him up in skimpy clothes and taught him how to twerk >children need to learn about sexuality and lgbt >wait... hold on..... is that a sexualized video game character?!?? >with b------- and ass?!?!? >and jiggle physics?!? >and very submissive to the protagonist?!? >NOOOOOO THAT'S SEXIST! >But also look at this girl's onlyfans cosplaying that same character! >she slays in that outfit! >lets get this trending!
Anonymous 07/10/23(Mon)05:10:46 No.643609086 ✓ 1687102275930986.png (86 KB, 203x248) google iqdb wait lens >yaaas sex workers are heckin valid >be proud of your bodies queens >free the nipple! >nothing wrong with sexy girls using onlyfans or streaming >you goin to the pride parade sisters? >let's bring little timmy along >i already dressed him up in skimpy clothes and taught him how to twerk >children need to learn about sexuality and lgbt >wait... hold on..... is that a sexualized video game character?!?? >with b------- and ass?!?!? >and jiggle physics?!? >and very submissive to the protagonist?!? >NOOOOOO THAT'S SEXIST! >But also look at this girl's onlyfans cosplaying that same character! >she slays in that outfit! >lets get this trending!

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Anonymous Two weeks prior to filming "The Batman" Paul Dano completely abstained from any sexual contact to embrace the twisted mind of the titular Riddler, but some are saying he went too far 01/04/24(Thu)16:44:26 No.194333348 BY DAN KOIS MARCH 07, 2022 1:55 PM file.png 135 KB PNG >need to get into the mindset of a crazed killer >go without sex for 2 weeks JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC
Anonymous Two weeks prior to filming "The Batman" Paul Dano completely abstained from any sexual contact to embrace the twisted mind of the titular Riddler, but some are saying he went too far 01/04/24(Thu)16:44:26 No.194333348 BY DAN KOIS MARCH 07, 2022 1:55 PM file.png 135 KB PNG >need to get into the mindset of a crazed killer >go without sex for 2 weeks JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE MIND OF A MANIAC

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2h (1/4 13:34) 75997416 2 Re. 0 Img • PNG 132KB (225 × 302) 1684845648709346.png 2 Replies Is my coworker based or just retarded >be me >doing internship at s----- company >have 40+ year old coworkwer sitting across from me in the same office >starts tapping with his feet every now and then >blasts drum n bass for 10-15 minutes atleast once a day >turbo walks out and slams the door behind him shut whenever he goes out to smoke >turbowalks back inside after 5 mins but leaves the door open (so that he can slam it shut on his way out again i assume) >says random s--- like "WHAT" or "Oh man" every 10-15 minutes >slams his keyboard like he is angrily writing a reddit paragraph >asks me random s--- like "so anon, youre from [s----- city at the coast] right? Do you like crab?" The best thing is that he is doing even less work than me. Whenever i look over he is at his phone and today i found out that the "notes" he is making, are just scribbles of cartoon skulls
2h (1/4 13:34) 75997416 2 Re. 0 Img • PNG 132KB (225 × 302) 1684845648709346.png 2 Replies Is my coworker based or just retarded >be me >doing internship at s----- company >have 40+ year old coworkwer sitting across from me in the same office >starts tapping with his feet every now and then >blasts drum n bass for 10-15 minutes atleast once a day >turbo walks out and slams the door behind him shut whenever he goes out to smoke >turbowalks back inside after 5 mins but leaves the door open (so that he can slam it shut on his way out again i assume) >says random s--- like "WHAT" or "Oh man" every 10-15 minutes >slams his keyboard like he is angrily writing a reddit paragraph >asks me random s--- like "so anon, youre from [s----- city at the coast] right? Do you like crab?" The best thing is that he is doing even less work than me. Whenever i look over he is at his phone and today i found out that the "notes" he is making, are just scribbles of cartoon skulls

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Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)17:14:29 No.141501652 he's gonna throw that s--- from outside the room.jpg 55 KB JPG >Ignores him being British >Ignores all the b------- about Dracula >Just teaches why some m------------ always try to ice skate up hill
Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)17:14:29 No.141501652 he's gonna throw that s--- from outside the room.jpg 55 KB JPG >Ignores him being British >Ignores all the b------- about Dracula >Just teaches why some m------------ always try to ice skate up hill

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