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Anonymous Chads larp as incels. Why? 01/02/24(Tue)19:31:57 No.75980709 He's literally me. Fakecel.jpg 185 KB JPG FAKECEL why do chads and chadlites LARP as Truecels? You can just f--- off and f--- the used up roasties you UNGRATEFUL STUPID zoomer chad. F------ KILL yourself if you can't even enjoy what you were given. You unfair advantaged microplastic zoomer f---.
Anonymous Chads larp as incels. Why? 01/02/24(Tue)19:31:57 No.75980709 He's literally me. Fakecel.jpg 185 KB JPG FAKECEL why do chads and chadlites LARP as Truecels? You can just f--- off and f--- the used up roasties you UNGRATEFUL STUPID zoomer chad. F------ KILL yourself if you can't even enjoy what you were given. You unfair advantaged microplastic zoomer f---.

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Anonymous (ID: h5YzSgbr) 01/03/24(Wed)23:21:20 No.57178895 >Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless. >On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man 1.51 MB JPG and asks what misfortune befell him. >"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico." >Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking. >Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story. >"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept g----------- off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street." >Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man another $100 bill before resuming his walk. >Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU F-----!" and strangles Xi to death. >Everyone lived happily ever after.
Anonymous (ID: h5YzSgbr) 01/03/24(Wed)23:21:20 No.57178895 >Xi Jinping visits San Francisco again, but this time the city fails to completely hide the homeless. >On his stroll through Golden Gate Park, President Xi comes across a homeless man 1.51 MB JPG and asks what misfortune befell him. >"Oh, it's tragic." says the homeless man, "I spent all my money on Chinese fentanyl smuggled across the border from Mexico." >Xi looks down, ashamed and sorrowful, then gives the man a $100 bill and keeps walking. >Soon he comes across another homeless man and asks him for his story. >"It's sad, Mr. President. I kept g----------- off from one job after another as they each got offshored to China in turn. Eventually I couldn't make rent and had to sleep on the street." >Xi looks down, once more heartbroken at the sad destruction he wrought, and gives the man another $100 bill before resuming his walk. >Finally he comes across a third homeless man in the park and, before he can get a word out, the bum screams "I INVESTED IN THE CHINESE STOCK MARKET, YOU F-----!" and strangles Xi to death. >Everyone lived happily ever after.

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File: foldandroid.jpg (46 KB, 894x750) Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)15:25:38 No.75921050 >be me >have been wanting pic related for awhile >payday finally hits >go to nearest t mobile retailer >they have a few left >ask them to set me up with a contract and everything >guy working there is pretty based, helps me out with everything >they have to do a credit check >he literally says "h--------" to himself >credit score is just under 500 >he give me the bad news, they can't put me on a contract > say "ah... is there anyway you guys can set it up?" spaghetti is appearing on the edges of my pockets >he gets the manager out of his office >manager looks at the screen for a minute >he can authorize a plan but it requires a huge down payment plus big monthly payments for a year >sign up for it immediately >need my whole bank balance to cover the down payment plus the last $200 I had available on one of my credit cards >walk out of there with the phone on a 36 month contract >get first monthly bill >immediately throw it in a dumpster where it can't be traced back to me >looks like I got 'em again boys
File: foldandroid.jpg (46 KB, 894x750) Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)15:25:38 No.75921050 >be me >have been wanting pic related for awhile >payday finally hits >go to nearest t mobile retailer >they have a few left >ask them to set me up with a contract and everything >guy working there is pretty based, helps me out with everything >they have to do a credit check >he literally says "h--------" to himself >credit score is just under 500 >he give me the bad news, they can't put me on a contract > say "ah... is there anyway you guys can set it up?" spaghetti is appearing on the edges of my pockets >he gets the manager out of his office >manager looks at the screen for a minute >he can authorize a plan but it requires a huge down payment plus big monthly payments for a year >sign up for it immediately >need my whole bank balance to cover the down payment plus the last $200 I had available on one of my credit cards >walk out of there with the phone on a 36 month contract >get first monthly bill >immediately throw it in a dumpster where it can't be traced back to me >looks like I got 'em again boys

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Anon encounters the smelly figure | /r/Greentext

>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end 5 KB JPG >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) > "Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god
>>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end 5 KB JPG >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >l begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) > "Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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Kang sounds stupid anyways | /r/Greentext


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Anonymous 49 KB PNG 03/27/21 (Sat)09:28:38 No.850628048 >go to /b/ >see indian kid get crushed by an elevator >close /b/
Anonymous 49 KB PNG 03/27/21 (Sat)09:28:38 No.850628048 >go to /b/ >see indian kid get crushed by an elevator >close /b/

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Anon got back | /r/Greentext


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Crashing the EU | /r/Greentext

Anonymous [+] 01/02/24(Tue) 16:00:56 No.192006460 germans.jpg 19 KB JPG >destroyed the roman empire >destroyed christendom FAN CLU >stared two world wars >invited 20 million 'refugees' to zerg rush europe what the next step in their master plan?
Anonymous [+] 01/02/24(Tue) 16:00:56 No.192006460 germans.jpg 19 KB JPG >destroyed the roman empire >destroyed christendom FAN CLU >stared two world wars >invited 20 million 'refugees' to zerg rush europe what the next step in their master plan?

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: Anonymous 97 KB JPG 01/03/24(Wed) 22:33:00 No.2599757 I have autism and I want to figure out how to use 7/11. How do I know what food is available? Do I just walk around the self serve area or should I ask someone? I don't want to look like a loser but I'm in Taiwan and protein is so f------ expensive that I'm desperate for a cheap meal other than making eggs myself. : Anonymous How the f--- do you live as an adult Go into the store and buy something 01/03/24(Wed)22:34:09 No.2599758
: Anonymous 97 KB JPG 01/03/24(Wed) 22:33:00 No.2599757 I have autism and I want to figure out how to use 7/11. How do I know what food is available? Do I just walk around the self serve area or should I ask someone? I don't want to look like a loser but I'm in Taiwan and protein is so f------ expensive that I'm desperate for a cheap meal other than making eggs myself. : Anonymous How the f--- do you live as an adult Go into the store and buy something 01/03/24(Wed)22:34:09 No.2599758

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