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Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue)00:24:12 No.12827500 ► >be George Lucas >write screenplay for Star Wars Episode II >"we just got Christopher Lee, who played Count Dracula, what should be the name of his character?" >"hmm...Count Dookula?...no that's just dumb...I know, Count Dooku" >pat myself on the shoulder
Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue)00:24:12 No.12827500 ► >be George Lucas >write screenplay for Star Wars Episode II >"we just got Christopher Lee, who played Count Dracula, what should be the name of his character?" >"hmm...Count Dookula?...no that's just dumb...I know, Count Dooku" >pat myself on the shoulder

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And it was peak | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue) 18:53:19 No.194220551 The EyeofSauron.png 220 KB PNG >Sauron's sigil is the all seeing eye >Peter Jackson interprets this to mean that Sauron is literally a giant eye
: Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue) 18:53:19 No.194220551 The EyeofSauron.png 220 KB PNG >Sauron's sigil is the all seeing eye >Peter Jackson interprets this to mean that Sauron is literally a giant eye

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Anon is indecisive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 36 KB JPG No.30484306 01/01/24(Mon)16:23:40 >no idea what career to choose >searching on internet about literally any career >only complaints about salary, unemployment, stress, humiliation, overworking etc. What should I do then?
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG No.30484306 01/01/24(Mon)16:23:40 >no idea what career to choose >searching on internet about literally any career >only complaints about salary, unemployment, stress, humiliation, overworking etc. What should I do then?

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Anon is tall | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 62 (MASTER) IKE 133 KB PNG 12/19/21(Sun)06:00:48 No.868894586 :Anonymous >be me >179cm >world is basically designed for men >medium size clothes are always carried >don't hit my head on things but also can reach s--- 112 KB JPG me >not noticeably short except next to exceptionally tall people >still larger than the vast majority of women and about half of all How the f--- do people come to the conclusion there's a better height than this 12/19/21(Sun)06:03:24 No.868894667 >>868894586 (OP) # w-- is a cm
Anonymous 62 (MASTER) IKE 133 KB PNG 12/19/21(Sun)06:00:48 No.868894586 :Anonymous >be me >179cm >world is basically designed for men >medium size clothes are always carried >don't hit my head on things but also can reach s--- 112 KB JPG me >not noticeably short except next to exceptionally tall people >still larger than the vast majority of women and about half of all How the f--- do people come to the conclusion there's a better height than this 12/19/21(Sun)06:03:24 No.868894667 >>868894586 (OP) # w-- is a cm

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Can't wait for Shrek 5 | /r/Greentext

01/02/24(Tue)12:17:03 No.141478179 >Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain (with recently Tigger) >Peter Pan is in the public domain (Including all the other fairytales that have long been in the public domain, which Disney used for its films) >Oswald is in the public domain >Mickey, Pete and Minnie (from 1928) are in the public domain Dreamworks could do the funniest thing ever : Anonymous 32 KB JPG
01/02/24(Tue)12:17:03 No.141478179 >Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain (with recently Tigger) >Peter Pan is in the public domain (Including all the other fairytales that have long been in the public domain, which Disney used for its films) >Oswald is in the public domain >Mickey, Pete and Minnie (from 1928) are in the public domain Dreamworks could do the funniest thing ever : Anonymous 32 KB JPG

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Behind green eyes | /r/Greentext

1h (1/2 12:48) 75973880 - 6 Re- 0 Img JPG 677KB (1400 × 1400) · 1704089681610251.jpg 3 Replies DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE D SERVICE HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS Empowered women >family gathering >sister is 38, im 32 >sister always has been an NPC who adopts nearest person personality >shes been mixing herself with filthy roasties lately >im talking women who suck any c--- they find kind of roasties >sistes is terminally online too and is adopting feminism >she said one of her friends was being hit on all the time by young men >her friend is 47 >she says her friend is beautiful and empowered >i kek and tell her "as a man i can tell your friend is the lowest value woman on the scale" >she says youngsters offer to pay s--- for her all the time >i repeat myself >she pulls out phone and shows picture of roastie friend to mom >mom says "shes not that good looking" >she doesnt show pic to me but i kek again and say "i bet shes a busted witch" >sister gets mad and says roastie has green eyes I didnt want to show my full powerlevel and fully explain why her friend was disgusting and that she got hit on all the time because she looks like an easy to f--- w----, but i think my sister is losing the battle against globohomo. Women are literal children
1h (1/2 12:48) 75973880 - 6 Re- 0 Img JPG 677KB (1400 × 1400) · 1704089681610251.jpg 3 Replies DO NOT FEED WILDLIFE D SERVICE HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS Empowered women >family gathering >sister is 38, im 32 >sister always has been an NPC who adopts nearest person personality >shes been mixing herself with filthy roasties lately >im talking women who suck any c--- they find kind of roasties >sistes is terminally online too and is adopting feminism >she said one of her friends was being hit on all the time by young men >her friend is 47 >she says her friend is beautiful and empowered >i kek and tell her "as a man i can tell your friend is the lowest value woman on the scale" >she says youngsters offer to pay s--- for her all the time >i repeat myself >she pulls out phone and shows picture of roastie friend to mom >mom says "shes not that good looking" >she doesnt show pic to me but i kek again and say "i bet shes a busted witch" >sister gets mad and says roastie has green eyes I didnt want to show my full powerlevel and fully explain why her friend was disgusting and that she got hit on all the time because she looks like an easy to f--- w----, but i think my sister is losing the battle against globohomo. Women are literal children

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Harry Potter and the Self-Defence Situation | /r/Greentext

File: gilderoy lockhart.jpg (271 KB, 902x1195) ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:44:18 No.194203697 ► >>194203806 >>194203862 >>194204016 >>194204196 >>194204221 >>194204288 >>194207490 >>194207718 >>194208957 >>194211785 >here's that teen heartthrob I was telling you about ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:45:32 No.194203806 >>194204056 >>194204097 >>194204378 >>194204453 >>194205428 >>194203697 (OP) >In Order of the Phoenix, Harry comes across Lockhart in St Mungo's while visiting Arthur Weasley at Christmas. Lockhart has not recovered any of his memories but is childishly proud of being able to write in "joined-up letters". He still enjoys signing autographs and continues to receive fan mail, although he has no idea why. For his part, Harry feels a slight twinge of guilt for Lockhart's amnesia (especially since it becomes clear that St. Mungo's has given up on trying to undo the damage) but he consoles himself with the fact that it was Lockhart's own fault that he is now reduced to a child-like mentality harry potter - the hero everybody! Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:52:18 No.194204221 >>194203697 (OP) >this is a 10/10 in bongland ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)15:12:00 No.194205428 ► >>194206747 >>194209041 >>194211259 >>194203806 >adult tries to kill/ mindwipe child >his own viscous attack is deflected back at him in self defence >harry should feel bad about this ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)15:22:34 No.194206323 ► >>194206800 >>194207121 >>194207399 File: James Potter.jpg (68 KB, 504x689) >here's that 21 year old I was telling you about ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)16:14:25 No.194209275 ► >>194209417 >>194209715 >>194210801 >dumbledork: I know this man is a scammer. And a dangerous one at that..but I'll do nothing about it. I'll let every child in my school be at risk. I'm sure it will all work out What was his actual plan?
File: gilderoy lockhart.jpg (271 KB, 902x1195) ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:44:18 No.194203697 ► >>194203806 >>194203862 >>194204016 >>194204196 >>194204221 >>194204288 >>194207490 >>194207718 >>194208957 >>194211785 >here's that teen heartthrob I was telling you about ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:45:32 No.194203806 >>194204056 >>194204097 >>194204378 >>194204453 >>194205428 >>194203697 (OP) >In Order of the Phoenix, Harry comes across Lockhart in St Mungo's while visiting Arthur Weasley at Christmas. Lockhart has not recovered any of his memories but is childishly proud of being able to write in "joined-up letters". He still enjoys signing autographs and continues to receive fan mail, although he has no idea why. For his part, Harry feels a slight twinge of guilt for Lockhart's amnesia (especially since it becomes clear that St. Mungo's has given up on trying to undo the damage) but he consoles himself with the fact that it was Lockhart's own fault that he is now reduced to a child-like mentality harry potter - the hero everybody! Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)14:52:18 No.194204221 >>194203697 (OP) >this is a 10/10 in bongland ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)15:12:00 No.194205428 ► >>194206747 >>194209041 >>194211259 >>194203806 >adult tries to kill/ mindwipe child >his own viscous attack is deflected back at him in self defence >harry should feel bad about this ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)15:22:34 No.194206323 ► >>194206800 >>194207121 >>194207399 File: James Potter.jpg (68 KB, 504x689) >here's that 21 year old I was telling you about ☐ Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)16:14:25 No.194209275 ► >>194209417 >>194209715 >>194210801 >dumbledork: I know this man is a scammer. And a dangerous one at that..but I'll do nothing about it. I'll let every child in my school be at risk. I'm sure it will all work out What was his actual plan?

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Pic related | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)13:53:29 No.261319183 42 KB PNG >accidentally send "happy new years, love you!" to a friend instead of my grandma >"Love you too, bro!" T-Thanks, bro.
Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)13:53:29 No.261319183 42 KB PNG >accidentally send "happy new years, love you!" to a friend instead of my grandma >"Love you too, bro!" T-Thanks, bro.

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Anon wonders | /r/Greentext

← /adv/30487652/ 5h (1/2 10:44) 30487652 - 9 Re.0 Img JPG 1MB (2316 x 3088) IMG_7911.jpg 2 Replies . Q Why Do Women Hate Me? Women treat me like a piece of human feces. They have zero interest in me and refuse to so much as date me, let alone have sex with me. Where am I going wrong? Please, this is serious. I need all the help and advice I can get.
← /adv/30487652/ 5h (1/2 10:44) 30487652 - 9 Re.0 Img JPG 1MB (2316 x 3088) IMG_7911.jpg 2 Replies . Q Why Do Women Hate Me? Women treat me like a piece of human feces. They have zero interest in me and refuse to so much as date me, let alone have sex with me. Where am I going wrong? Please, this is serious. I need all the help and advice I can get.

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Faith as Farce | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 560 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)18:14:51 No.75968767 >is upset when people don't worship him out of the 30,153,337,652,054 religions that exist >doesn't provide evidence of his existence >NO NO NO I AM LE GOD YOU MUST BELIEVE IN ME IT'S NAWT FAIR NOOO religion is a f------ meme it's no different from believing in santa claus. people buy this s---? F------ Imao
Anonymous 560 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)18:14:51 No.75968767 >is upset when people don't worship him out of the 30,153,337,652,054 religions that exist >doesn't provide evidence of his existence >NO NO NO I AM LE GOD YOU MUST BELIEVE IN ME IT'S NAWT FAIR NOOO religion is a f------ meme it's no different from believing in santa claus. people buy this s---? F------ Imao

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2025 will be my year | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: xuvoFqrk 23 KB JPG 01/02/24(Tue)09:11:32 No.453764095 >first day of 2024 >already fapped 4 times >consumed 4300 calories instead of goal of 1500 >spent whole day mindlessly scrolling /pol/ and twitter how are you holding up your new years resolution?
: Anonymous (ID: xuvoFqrk 23 KB JPG 01/02/24(Tue)09:11:32 No.453764095 >first day of 2024 >already fapped 4 times >consumed 4300 calories instead of goal of 1500 >spent whole day mindlessly scrolling /pol/ and twitter how are you holding up your new years resolution?

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4chan Reengaged | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)22:02:06 No.75970786 >join several discords and stay for a while to get some social interaction >record observations >it's literally just like any other space >cliquey as f--- Discord was such a waste of my f------ time. I wasted weeks in these servers and got nothing out of it. Holy f---... I'll just stay on the chans and make the occasional post/lurk. I actually wasted less time on the chans than discord. Back to /ck/, /fit/, /sci/, /r9k/, /lit/ now. f--- ME. f--- me, anons. 98 KB PNG
Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)22:02:06 No.75970786 >join several discords and stay for a while to get some social interaction >record observations >it's literally just like any other space >cliquey as f--- Discord was such a waste of my f------ time. I wasted weeks in these servers and got nothing out of it. Holy f---... I'll just stay on the chans and make the occasional post/lurk. I actually wasted less time on the chans than discord. Back to /ck/, /fit/, /sci/, /r9k/, /lit/ now. f--- ME. f--- me, anons. 98 KB PNG

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Beyond Piracy | /r/Greentext

01/01/24(Mon)20:08:50 No.75969825 >*heavy gasp* >DID YOU JUST use copyrighted material to create something of your own? for FUN? do you not understand how such vile acts are ILLEGAL??? >DO you not understand that 95 years have to pass since the product was first published, before you could draw it? or, GOD FORBID, use it as a, excuse my language, MEME???? Anonymous 469 KB PNG >you might not be alive to see such day of your favorite historical piece of media entering public domain, BUT, it is the law, sonny, and the law's words is final, as it is the law. don't mess with the law >mmhmmmmmm, sure buddy, i understand how we should rather focus on criminal cases of murder or burglary, or other such cases of high priority... BULUT do you not understand how hellish and vile it'd be not to have copyright laws? people would be drawing whatever they want! it would be chaos and turmoil! >indeed, it's why we have our amazing lawyers and prosecutors to do such mind-numbing boring job of analyzing millions of papers of boredom! mhmmmmm, very important indeed >now, as you have used mickey mouse in your low budget video game on december 31 2023 (a day before entering public domain i might add) i sentence you to 99999999 years in prison (YES, we are aware how such numbers make zero sense on a human scale - and NO, we don't give a damn about it), with 5 years of probation after release, so you may think about your actions while getting r---- by your black cellmate... i don't care if criminal activity happens in prison, as copyright laws protect YOU, and ME, and SOCIETY
01/01/24(Mon)20:08:50 No.75969825 >*heavy gasp* >DID YOU JUST use copyrighted material to create something of your own? for FUN? do you not understand how such vile acts are ILLEGAL??? >DO you not understand that 95 years have to pass since the product was first published, before you could draw it? or, GOD FORBID, use it as a, excuse my language, MEME???? Anonymous 469 KB PNG >you might not be alive to see such day of your favorite historical piece of media entering public domain, BUT, it is the law, sonny, and the law's words is final, as it is the law. don't mess with the law >mmhmmmmmm, sure buddy, i understand how we should rather focus on criminal cases of murder or burglary, or other such cases of high priority... BULUT do you not understand how hellish and vile it'd be not to have copyright laws? people would be drawing whatever they want! it would be chaos and turmoil! >indeed, it's why we have our amazing lawyers and prosecutors to do such mind-numbing boring job of analyzing millions of papers of boredom! mhmmmmm, very important indeed >now, as you have used mickey mouse in your low budget video game on december 31 2023 (a day before entering public domain i might add) i sentence you to 99999999 years in prison (YES, we are aware how such numbers make zero sense on a human scale - and NO, we don't give a damn about it), with 5 years of probation after release, so you may think about your actions while getting r---- by your black cellmate... i don't care if criminal activity happens in prison, as copyright laws protect YOU, and ME, and SOCIETY

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Distant Murmurs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 378 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon) 20:03:02 No.75969766 >be dumb autistic kid >no friends in hs >meet a guy in a different class who shares a lot of autistic interests with me >eventually asks me out, my first time in a lot of things >despite everything im pretty in love with him >gift him things, make plans >pays NO attention to me because he has to "study" >eventually he leaves me >couple of years later, talking to a friend >he says he went to a party and chatted with a drunk friend. the drunk friend starts rambling about his ex, says he misses her, that he regrets everything and that he shouldve done better while crying >find out later that this guy was in fact my ex talking about me >made no attempt to reach out why do men?
Anonymous 378 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon) 20:03:02 No.75969766 >be dumb autistic kid >no friends in hs >meet a guy in a different class who shares a lot of autistic interests with me >eventually asks me out, my first time in a lot of things >despite everything im pretty in love with him >gift him things, make plans >pays NO attention to me because he has to "study" >eventually he leaves me >couple of years later, talking to a friend >he says he went to a party and chatted with a drunk friend. the drunk friend starts rambling about his ex, says he misses her, that he regrets everything and that he shouldve done better while crying >find out later that this guy was in fact my ex talking about me >made no attempt to reach out why do men?

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Anon is cut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: kCM70zW3 Circumcised My poor Lit guy Day 26 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:27:42 No.451647667 >be me >circumcised botched >didn't know and no one told me until school >girlfriend sees it breaks up with me and after a week everyone knows and is making fun of me >tell parents and they explain what happened I'm three inches erect and it's crooked and I'm missing a good chunk of flesh in hind site it's baffling how I never noticed but it's not like I was checking other guys d---- out at 14 >look up circumcised and ask why they had it done >they say it's healthier, cleaner, less risk of STDs, and so I won't get made fun of in the locker room I tell them I still am >quit going to school >quit going outside >girlfriend and old friends try to reach out to me and apologize I don't respond I am 21 never had a job and never f------ will. My plan is to be a utter drain and misery on my parents until the day they die and then I will kill myself to follow them into hell so I can torment them more why the f--- would they do this to me? My life was ruined before it even began.
: Anonymous (ID: kCM70zW3 Circumcised My poor Lit guy Day 26 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:27:42 No.451647667 >be me >circumcised botched >didn't know and no one told me until school >girlfriend sees it breaks up with me and after a week everyone knows and is making fun of me >tell parents and they explain what happened I'm three inches erect and it's crooked and I'm missing a good chunk of flesh in hind site it's baffling how I never noticed but it's not like I was checking other guys d---- out at 14 >look up circumcised and ask why they had it done >they say it's healthier, cleaner, less risk of STDs, and so I won't get made fun of in the locker room I tell them I still am >quit going to school >quit going outside >girlfriend and old friends try to reach out to me and apologize I don't respond I am 21 never had a job and never f------ will. My plan is to be a utter drain and misery on my parents until the day they die and then I will kill myself to follow them into hell so I can torment them more why the f--- would they do this to me? My life was ruined before it even began.

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Anon goes to see Godzilla | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2086.jpg (316 KB, 1087x1962) when i find out some people have an inner voice narrating all their thoughts and they think in actual words and sentences?? B @DrKaran Subscribe octor Explains Inner Monologue! Original Sound >Go see Godzilla movie >Three teenage "movie enthusiasts" show up 10 minutes late >Each has candy, soda, and popcorn >All on phones immediately >Head makes "ntst" sound 151K >Mad cuz subtitles >Illiterates leave after 10 more minutes >Dump popcorn and candy on floor on the way out >Why are movie goers like this? Movie was pretty good Dislike E 17K Share Anonymous (ID: NMMSgdDO) 01/01/24(Mon )20:47:25 No.453775893 >>453776049 >>453776316 >>453776364 >>453776761 >>453778050 >>453779457 >>453779657 >>453780079 >>453780159 Remix
File: IMG_2086.jpg (316 KB, 1087x1962) when i find out some people have an inner voice narrating all their thoughts and they think in actual words and sentences?? B @DrKaran Subscribe octor Explains Inner Monologue! Original Sound >Go see Godzilla movie >Three teenage "movie enthusiasts" show up 10 minutes late >Each has candy, soda, and popcorn >All on phones immediately >Head makes "ntst" sound 151K >Mad cuz subtitles >Illiterates leave after 10 more minutes >Dump popcorn and candy on floor on the way out >Why are movie goers like this? Movie was pretty good Dislike E 17K Share Anonymous (ID: NMMSgdDO) 01/01/24(Mon )20:47:25 No.453775893 >>453776049 >>453776316 >>453776364 >>453776761 >>453778050 >>453779457 >>453779657 >>453780079 >>453780159 Remix

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Searching for Significance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)09:47:56 No.75963831 >nearly done with uni >haven't bothered trying to talk to people in real life in 6 years now >haven't been outside without my parents forcing me to in 2 years >can't imagine the possibility of me ever living a normal life i don't feel like killing myself but i wonder sometimes what the point is 702 KB JPG
Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)09:47:56 No.75963831 >nearly done with uni >haven't bothered trying to talk to people in real life in 6 years now >haven't been outside without my parents forcing me to in 2 years >can't imagine the possibility of me ever living a normal life i don't feel like killing myself but i wonder sometimes what the point is 702 KB JPG

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The time and time again, these are words from a broken friend. | /r/Greentext

13m (1/1 23:01) · 662452723 · 1 Re · 0 Img GIF 3MB (498 × 280) · 1645209452753.gif >Nier Automata was released 7 years ago >Cuphead was released 7 years ago >Resident Evil 7 was released 7 years ago >Breath of the Wild was released 7 years ago >Super Mario Odyssey was released 7 years ago >Sonic Mania was released 7 years ago SOMEONE STOP THE CLOCK ●●●
13m (1/1 23:01) · 662452723 · 1 Re · 0 Img GIF 3MB (498 × 280) · 1645209452753.gif >Nier Automata was released 7 years ago >Cuphead was released 7 years ago >Resident Evil 7 was released 7 years ago >Breath of the Wild was released 7 years ago >Super Mario Odyssey was released 7 years ago >Sonic Mania was released 7 years ago SOMEONE STOP THE CLOCK ●●●

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Shattered Loyalties | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: BhZ4MJs6) 9 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)00:53:19 No.19319493 >be me >playing favorite game with friends >all having a good time >one friend has to leave >wait for them to get back for an hour >they get back >leave to use the restroom >they go and play a game without me >"we're sorry anon" >"yeah we just didn't want to wait" >tell them its okay >I dont have this game >they dont want to go back to playing the old game maybe im just getting worked up over nothing, I didn't say anything to them I just feel bad about it, am I just coping over something stupid be real with me /bant/
Anonymous (ID: BhZ4MJs6) 9 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)00:53:19 No.19319493 >be me >playing favorite game with friends >all having a good time >one friend has to leave >wait for them to get back for an hour >they get back >leave to use the restroom >they go and play a game without me >"we're sorry anon" >"yeah we just didn't want to wait" >tell them its okay >I dont have this game >they dont want to go back to playing the old game maybe im just getting worked up over nothing, I didn't say anything to them I just feel bad about it, am I just coping over something stupid be real with me /bant/

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Ordinary Amongst Extraordinary | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)12:41:09 No.911673183 >be me >below average human >below average social skills >below average national/global age >below average body mass index >below average number of friends >below average grades >below average salary >below average intelligence >below avergae height >below average penis size Below average everything, and yet, people want to be around me all the time. Friends want to be with me all the time. Family wants my company all the time. I go out in public and strangers approach me all the time. This is a plea for help. Help me, frens. I want it to stop. I want to be by myself.
Anonymous 28 KB PNG 01/01/24(Mon)12:41:09 No.911673183 >be me >below average human >below average social skills >below average national/global age >below average body mass index >below average number of friends >below average grades >below average salary >below average intelligence >below avergae height >below average penis size Below average everything, and yet, people want to be around me all the time. Friends want to be with me all the time. Family wants my company all the time. I go out in public and strangers approach me all the time. This is a plea for help. Help me, frens. I want it to stop. I want to be by myself.

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