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: Anonymous Just got topped ama 346 KB JPG 01/29/22(Sat) 16:01:59 No.67201672 >Straight gayest s--- youve ever read
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Anonymous STANDING2GROUND TAKEDOWNS & STANDING SKILLS FOR JIU-JITSU JOHN DANAHER IFA CW 14 KB JPG hn%20Danaher 1 Reply 05/16/23(Tue)13:41:48 No.1229003 Martial arts instructionals I'm looking for either gordans of danahers leg attack instructional magnet:?xt=urn:btih:665b0386e9e1863 b0ccb4ca106f7878834336d6d&dn=New%20 Wave%20Jiu%20Jitsu%20-%20Closed%20G uard%20-%20Building%20A%20Complete% 20Closed%20Guard%20System%20By%20Jo Closed guard -Building a complete closed guard system Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous just shoot them??? View Thread 05/16/23(Tue)19:01:19 No.1229110
Anonymous STANDING2GROUND TAKEDOWNS & STANDING SKILLS FOR JIU-JITSU JOHN DANAHER IFA CW 14 KB JPG hn%20Danaher 1 Reply 05/16/23(Tue)13:41:48 No.1229003 Martial arts instructionals I'm looking for either gordans of danahers leg attack instructional magnet:?xt=urn:btih:665b0386e9e1863 b0ccb4ca106f7878834336d6d&dn=New%20 Wave%20Jiu%20Jitsu%20-%20Closed%20G uard%20-%20Building%20A%20Complete% 20Closed%20Guard%20System%20By%20Jo Closed guard -Building a complete closed guard system Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. Anonymous just shoot them??? View Thread 05/16/23(Tue)19:01:19 No.1229110

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 1641410061539.jpg (58 KB, 1000x1024) List of women's profession that are full of sluts Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)02:09:15 No.73288565 ► Here is a list of professions that if a woman has you should avoid dating her if you don't want a slut for a partner. Feel free to add more and if possible explain why. Professions where women are LESS inclined to cheat on partners are also welcomed. >Actress It is a profession insert into an environment formed by extremely progressive people and whose nature of work means that the woman has to expose her body, use sensuality and play roles where there is intimate physical contact with work partners. Breaking taboos related to sexuality, politically supporting feminism and submitting to sexual situations for better roles is also common in this environment. >Military It is a profession where there is a much higher proportion of men in relation to women and this makes a single woman to be desired by many men (some with authority over her) in addition to being an environment where masculinity prevails, it also occurs in situations where she will be in isolation with several men for a long period of time and also bored. The military is also a profession which has one of the highest relationship infidelity rates among other professions, both by men and women. This also applies to cops. >Nursing This profession is mostly made up of women and this contributes to betrayal and promiscuous behavior as it is an environment where she is unlikely to be judged by her peers for doing something considered "sexist" today (being promiscuos) 1/0 In addition to long working hours where sometimes not much happens (night shift) and submission to authority by some men (doctors) makes the risk of infidelity higher in this field of work. Just like the military, it is also one of the professions with the highest percentage of infidelity. (1/2) Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)02:10:11 No.73288569 ► >Teaching (Especially high school) It's a profession where women are surrounded by hormone-ridden teenagers at the height of their physical health and the social pressure to stand out is immense. This makes relationships between younger female teachers and teenage boys more common than it seems (just look up in the news). There is a lot of fetishization by young people about their attractive female teachers and the taboo and emotion of being involved in a forbidden relationship is attractive to some women. >stewardess Again a field of work dominated by women and with male partners of authority (pilots) but the biggest risk in this work is that they travel a lot, which implies spending days away from home, in cultures with different people and without any connection to acquaintances, which could prevent her promiscuous behavior due to fear of being caught. I also suggest avoiding women who are too political and vocal about it. It doesn't matter which side she believes. (2/2)
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 1641410061539.jpg (58 KB, 1000x1024) List of women's profession that are full of sluts Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)02:09:15 No.73288565 ► Here is a list of professions that if a woman has you should avoid dating her if you don't want a slut for a partner. Feel free to add more and if possible explain why. Professions where women are LESS inclined to cheat on partners are also welcomed. >Actress It is a profession insert into an environment formed by extremely progressive people and whose nature of work means that the woman has to expose her body, use sensuality and play roles where there is intimate physical contact with work partners. Breaking taboos related to sexuality, politically supporting feminism and submitting to sexual situations for better roles is also common in this environment. >Military It is a profession where there is a much higher proportion of men in relation to women and this makes a single woman to be desired by many men (some with authority over her) in addition to being an environment where masculinity prevails, it also occurs in situations where she will be in isolation with several men for a long period of time and also bored. The military is also a profession which has one of the highest relationship infidelity rates among other professions, both by men and women. This also applies to cops. >Nursing This profession is mostly made up of women and this contributes to betrayal and promiscuous behavior as it is an environment where she is unlikely to be judged by her peers for doing something considered "sexist" today (being promiscuos) 1/0 In addition to long working hours where sometimes not much happens (night shift) and submission to authority by some men (doctors) makes the risk of infidelity higher in this field of work. Just like the military, it is also one of the professions with the highest percentage of infidelity. (1/2) Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)02:10:11 No.73288569 ► >Teaching (Especially high school) It's a profession where women are surrounded by hormone-ridden teenagers at the height of their physical health and the social pressure to stand out is immense. This makes relationships between younger female teachers and teenage boys more common than it seems (just look up in the news). There is a lot of fetishization by young people about their attractive female teachers and the taboo and emotion of being involved in a forbidden relationship is attractive to some women. >stewardess Again a field of work dominated by women and with male partners of authority (pilots) but the biggest risk in this work is that they travel a lot, which implies spending days away from home, in cultures with different people and without any connection to acquaintances, which could prevent her promiscuous behavior due to fear of being caught. I also suggest avoiding women who are too political and vocal about it. It doesn't matter which side she believes. (2/2)

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Anonymous 89 KB WEBP 20/5/2023, 12:10:57 AM No.67839274 > be me > India > rich and famous > 15th century >reads newspaper > "some Italian dude wanted to visit us to buy turmeric but instead looses his direction and discovers America" Few years later > Bunch of white dudes from Portugal lands in Goa > says they have come to trade with us > *fair deal I thought* Next day > Another bunch of white dudes lands > Says they are the Dutch, English and French. > says they too have come here for the same purpose > *starts fighting with each other* > English guy wins > starts to monopolize the lucrative spice trade and spread Christianity > *establishes trading posts and acquires territories. > *Builds fortresses >I say that's unfair and challenge him for a duel > *gets defeated in the Battle of Plassey > English guy takes control over Bengal (the wealthiest province) > *gets defeated again in the Battle of Buxar* > Colonizes entire India > imposes heavy taxes,deindustrialised indigenous industries such as textiles, and forcefully replaces them by imported British goods > witness a devastating famine during British rule > British guy says it's your problem Few days later > thought I'll defeat them this time and makes a huge plan > *gets defeated again in the revolt of 1857* > They got improved weapons and guns > kills my family and my friends ruthlessly in the open > made my men their slaves and made them fight their wars Few days later > *knock knock it's Gandhi > Says he will not eat untill the British leaves the country > British *leaves* > me bewildered - "W-- is this?" > however they leaves me at my worst condition possible Years passes by but still the pain of loosing by family and friends haunts me.... > Decides I'll take my revenge > *Sets up call centres all over my country and starts to call and scam them* > Oh god this has became my favourite hobby since then.
Anonymous 89 KB WEBP 20/5/2023, 12:10:57 AM No.67839274 > be me > India > rich and famous > 15th century >reads newspaper > "some Italian dude wanted to visit us to buy turmeric but instead looses his direction and discovers America" Few years later > Bunch of white dudes from Portugal lands in Goa > says they have come to trade with us > *fair deal I thought* Next day > Another bunch of white dudes lands > Says they are the Dutch, English and French. > says they too have come here for the same purpose > *starts fighting with each other* > English guy wins > starts to monopolize the lucrative spice trade and spread Christianity > *establishes trading posts and acquires territories. > *Builds fortresses >I say that's unfair and challenge him for a duel > *gets defeated in the Battle of Plassey > English guy takes control over Bengal (the wealthiest province) > *gets defeated again in the Battle of Buxar* > Colonizes entire India > imposes heavy taxes,deindustrialised indigenous industries such as textiles, and forcefully replaces them by imported British goods > witness a devastating famine during British rule > British guy says it's your problem Few days later > thought I'll defeat them this time and makes a huge plan > *gets defeated again in the revolt of 1857* > They got improved weapons and guns > kills my family and my friends ruthlessly in the open > made my men their slaves and made them fight their wars Few days later > *knock knock it's Gandhi > Says he will not eat untill the British leaves the country > British *leaves* > me bewildered - "W-- is this?" > however they leaves me at my worst condition possible Years passes by but still the pain of loosing by family and friends haunts me.... > Decides I'll take my revenge > *Sets up call centres all over my country and starts to call and scam them* > Oh god this has became my favourite hobby since then.

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Anon is 11 years old. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks > oh yea when the imposster is sussy > I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus
: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 04/14/21(Wed)20:06:57 No.63219574 hi my name is Alvin I am 11 years old I really like among us and memes and I have seen a lot of funny 4chan stories on reddit. I wrote this song about Among us for you guys I hope it's funny and please share other cool stuff with me thanks > oh yea when the imposster is sussy > I do your mom in the p---- > sussy sussy sussy > your fat moms p---- > if you are sus > you ride the short bus

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Anon scores a date with his power of autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: SAMT/Xyf) Why is this allowed? 05/11/23(Thu)16:04:39 No.426636622 >>426659604 # : Anonymous (ID: GKj5g0ch ) [] >>426636622 (OP) # Pure autism, cute GMA Close 05/11/23(Thu)16:05:54 No.426636699 : Anonymous (ID: s7q8eszz) Wait.... chud is teen-age american high-school meme? Please Come with me to prom! 05/11/23(Thu)16:08:06 No.426636836 I thought it was a 30+ year old boomer meme on 4chan (²3) >>426637231 # >>426637237 # >>426637277 # >>426645362 # >>426650333 # >>426653408 # >>426653573 # >>426659403 # >>426659604 # : Anonymous (ID: CZAKs5kq) → File (hide): 1683693754142.jpg (379.72 KB, 1380x1078, WIN_20230510_00_36_36_Pro.jpg) ImgOps 05/11/23(Thu)16:09:49 No.426636951 ROMEFELL... AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] Guhhh. Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin 1191 posts and 358 image replies omitted. Click to expand. FVOUIU7WCAA0B_-.jpg 298 KB JPG The west is saved, billions will live >>426637052 # >>426637259 # >>426638800 # >>426643410 # >>426643678 # >>426643718 # >>426643772 # >>426644399 # >>426644591 # >>426645010 # >>426645099 # >>426645214 # >>426645307 # >>426645931 # >>426646515 # >>426646579 # >>426647373 # >>426649202 # >>426653508 # >>426653592 #
: Anonymous (ID: SAMT/Xyf) Why is this allowed? 05/11/23(Thu)16:04:39 No.426636622 >>426659604 # : Anonymous (ID: GKj5g0ch ) [] >>426636622 (OP) # Pure autism, cute GMA Close 05/11/23(Thu)16:05:54 No.426636699 : Anonymous (ID: s7q8eszz) Wait.... chud is teen-age american high-school meme? Please Come with me to prom! 05/11/23(Thu)16:08:06 No.426636836 I thought it was a 30+ year old boomer meme on 4chan (²3) >>426637231 # >>426637237 # >>426637277 # >>426645362 # >>426650333 # >>426653408 # >>426653573 # >>426659403 # >>426659604 # : Anonymous (ID: CZAKs5kq) → File (hide): 1683693754142.jpg (379.72 KB, 1380x1078, WIN_20230510_00_36_36_Pro.jpg) ImgOps 05/11/23(Thu)16:09:49 No.426636951 ROMEFELL... AND I HAVE FOR YOU... Prom Poster Chud 23 hours ago Nº3136906 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts] Guhhh. Will I get a prom date with this s--- I will be presenting this To a lucky femoid tommorow I need ritalin 1191 posts and 358 image replies omitted. Click to expand. FVOUIU7WCAA0B_-.jpg 298 KB JPG The west is saved, billions will live >>426637052 # >>426637259 # >>426638800 # >>426643410 # >>426643678 # >>426643718 # >>426643772 # >>426644399 # >>426644591 # >>426645010 # >>426645099 # >>426645214 # >>426645307 # >>426645931 # >>426646515 # >>426646579 # >>426647373 # >>426649202 # >>426653508 # >>426653592 #

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Anon feels conflicted for having conscience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: rCQJBHYO) I saved a black toddler from g(...) Two days ago, I was walking down the sidewalk in the city, and a black toddler, maybe around two years old, was running away from his mom. The mom was speed walking and kept yelling at him to come back. He eventually gets close to me, while the mom is around 30 feet away, when he decides to jolt towards the road. There are cars coming at 40 mph or so, and I instinctively ran into the road, grabbed him, and got back to the sidewalk. The car didn't even stop. Had I not been there, that little kid would have gotten hit. I had the kid in my hands, and the mom was scolding him for the next 20 seconds. She then thanks me for getting him before the car passed by. And that was it. 1.24 MB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)23:33:34 No.426310646 I'm a white nationalist, and I saved this little black kid, potentially from dying, and it just feels weird. He will probably grow up to hate whites, vote democrat, maybe join a gang, and be a on welfare. But white empathy saved him. I feel just very conflicted about it. Would I have saved him again? Yes, but I feel like what happened to me is a reflection of what's happening to our race. We are risking our lives to help non-whites, people who largely despise us, and expecting nothing in return. We are setting ourselves up for ethnic replacement by being kind to non-whites. Our altruism may be our downfall. Pic is the road. : Anonymous (ID: sQYUAztm Based 05/08/23 (Mon)23:36:36 No.426310976 : Anonymous (ID: shoU28T2 ) 05/08/23(Mon)23:36:52 No.426311007 you sound like a psychopath >>426312010 # >>426312640 # >>426316769 # >>426318921 # >>426319677 # >>426319691 # >>426319889 # : Anonymous (ID: pqvR1s2f 05/08/23 (Mon)23:38:52 No.426311227 >>426310646 (OP) # That n----- will grow up to murder grow up to murder you in your old age >>426312758 # >>426314557 # >>426317810 # >>426320279 #
: Anonymous (ID: rCQJBHYO) I saved a black toddler from g(...) Two days ago, I was walking down the sidewalk in the city, and a black toddler, maybe around two years old, was running away from his mom. The mom was speed walking and kept yelling at him to come back. He eventually gets close to me, while the mom is around 30 feet away, when he decides to jolt towards the road. There are cars coming at 40 mph or so, and I instinctively ran into the road, grabbed him, and got back to the sidewalk. The car didn't even stop. Had I not been there, that little kid would have gotten hit. I had the kid in my hands, and the mom was scolding him for the next 20 seconds. She then thanks me for getting him before the car passed by. And that was it. 1.24 MB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)23:33:34 No.426310646 I'm a white nationalist, and I saved this little black kid, potentially from dying, and it just feels weird. He will probably grow up to hate whites, vote democrat, maybe join a gang, and be a on welfare. But white empathy saved him. I feel just very conflicted about it. Would I have saved him again? Yes, but I feel like what happened to me is a reflection of what's happening to our race. We are risking our lives to help non-whites, people who largely despise us, and expecting nothing in return. We are setting ourselves up for ethnic replacement by being kind to non-whites. Our altruism may be our downfall. Pic is the road. : Anonymous (ID: sQYUAztm Based 05/08/23 (Mon)23:36:36 No.426310976 : Anonymous (ID: shoU28T2 ) 05/08/23(Mon)23:36:52 No.426311007 you sound like a psychopath >>426312010 # >>426312640 # >>426316769 # >>426318921 # >>426319677 # >>426319691 # >>426319889 # : Anonymous (ID: pqvR1s2f 05/08/23 (Mon)23:38:52 No.426311227 >>426310646 (OP) # That n----- will grow up to murder grow up to murder you in your old age >>426312758 # >>426314557 # >>426317810 # >>426320279 #

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Anon likes the life of a chicken | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO) — >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy 05/11/23(Thu)23:38:29 No.426676999 OIP (2).jpg 31 KB JPG >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? : Anonymous (ID: h3gFRfIM) + 05/11/23(Thu)23:39:46 No.426677125 >>426676999 (OP) # >chicken >gives you free milk What? >>426678263 # >>426678862 # >>426679213 # >>426679219 # >>426681818 # >>426682771 # >>426683255 # >>426683599 # >>426683604 # >>426684036 # >>426684927 # >>426685099 #
: Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO) — >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy 05/11/23(Thu)23:38:29 No.426676999 OIP (2).jpg 31 KB JPG >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? : Anonymous (ID: h3gFRfIM) + 05/11/23(Thu)23:39:46 No.426677125 >>426676999 (OP) # >chicken >gives you free milk What? >>426678263 # >>426678862 # >>426679213 # >>426679219 # >>426681818 # >>426682771 # >>426683255 # >>426683599 # >>426683604 # >>426684036 # >>426684927 # >>426685099 #

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Anon hates the stale meta | /r/Greentext

3 replies #1, No. 73375469 16 minutes ago D6F91B0B-94CB-4550- A1F8-BD6E29CACC54 PNG 600x436 167.6 kB When is real life getting patched? The game is completely unplayable right now because height is overpowered #2, No. 73375505 13 minutes ago >>73375469 (OP) Height isn't overpowered retard, just make a charisma build
3 replies #1, No. 73375469 16 minutes ago D6F91B0B-94CB-4550- A1F8-BD6E29CACC54 PNG 600x436 167.6 kB When is real life getting patched? The game is completely unplayable right now because height is overpowered #2, No. 73375505 13 minutes ago >>73375469 (OP) Height isn't overpowered retard, just make a charisma build

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The Face-breather revenge | /r/Greentext

File: 167985088503822261.jpg (121 KB, 451x640) Anonymous (ID: /oNrxYnV Anonymous (ID: ftzpuoEi >>17329148 Gem 03/26/23(Sun)11:17:38 No.17329138 [Reply] >>17329158 >nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? +4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Akariman !!PfcppGG/dig (ID: VrOSB3MA) 03/26/23(Sun)11:25:19 No.17329158 >>17329138 (OP) > nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? > Wait! What are you doing with that axe!! NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE, I'M SORRY, NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING TRUNKERINO!!! *ACK* >> Anonymous (ID: 2W19/Z1) 03/26/23(Sun)11:36:44 No.17329180 File: 1675962360883972.png (464 KB, 600x584) >he doesn't live by standing tall and using nutrients and water saturating the ground that surrounds his roots 03/26/23(Sun)11:39:52 No.17329183
File: 167985088503822261.jpg (121 KB, 451x640) Anonymous (ID: /oNrxYnV Anonymous (ID: ftzpuoEi >>17329148 Gem 03/26/23(Sun)11:17:38 No.17329138 [Reply] >>17329158 >nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? +4 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Akariman !!PfcppGG/dig (ID: VrOSB3MA) 03/26/23(Sun)11:25:19 No.17329158 >>17329138 (OP) > nice legs, face-breather. where you off to? your job? > Wait! What are you doing with that axe!! NO GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE, I'M SORRY, NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING TRUNKERINO!!! *ACK* >> Anonymous (ID: 2W19/Z1) 03/26/23(Sun)11:36:44 No.17329180 File: 1675962360883972.png (464 KB, 600x584) >he doesn't live by standing tall and using nutrients and water saturating the ground that surrounds his roots 03/26/23(Sun)11:39:52 No.17329183

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TWA HOO Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)22:38:31 No.899500715 chris pratt as mario >wah. >hoo.
TWA HOO Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)22:38:31 No.899500715 chris pratt as mario >wah. >hoo.

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Were we wrong the whole time bros? | /r/Greentext

CHRIS-CHAD Loved (albeit ironically) Open to interviews Brought together a whole community Continually producing new content Will be remembered for years to come Keeps his followers guessing Has his own wiki Appeared on television several times CHRIS-CHAD.png 168 KB PNG Source of entertainment Makes money from Patreon Created an entire multimedia franchise >most documented man on the internet >king of the lolcows >mayor of CWCville >creator of cult classic "Sonichu" >has a entire wiki devoted to him >a website that has frequent appearances on the news (kiwifarms) was made by his stalkers >has a cult following of tsunderes who claim to dislike him >iconic meme with clown charisma >literally gets away with everything He has accomplished a lot more than I have despite being a bigger manchild than me.
CHRIS-CHAD Loved (albeit ironically) Open to interviews Brought together a whole community Continually producing new content Will be remembered for years to come Keeps his followers guessing Has his own wiki Appeared on television several times CHRIS-CHAD.png 168 KB PNG Source of entertainment Makes money from Patreon Created an entire multimedia franchise >most documented man on the internet >king of the lolcows >mayor of CWCville >creator of cult classic "Sonichu" >has a entire wiki devoted to him >a website that has frequent appearances on the news (kiwifarms) was made by his stalkers >has a cult following of tsunderes who claim to dislike him >iconic meme with clown charisma >literally gets away with everything He has accomplished a lot more than I have despite being a bigger manchild than me.

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Anon has no social experience | /r/Greentext

06/29/22 (Wed)02:43:17 No.6921917 >cashier talks to me for more than 1 (one) minute >start to fantasize bout our life togheter Why am I like this
06/29/22 (Wed)02:43:17 No.6921917 >cashier talks to me for more than 1 (one) minute >start to fantasize bout our life togheter Why am I like this

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scary it**ian | /r/Greentext

m >be me >feel bad for italians >remember that they're not real >relieved.
m >be me >feel bad for italians >remember that they're not real >relieved.

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Anon uses tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.89 MB GIF 4 Replies / 1 Image Trying to make sense of online dating makes me go insane. what do these w----- want rou Anonymous >>73370887 (OP) # bots. its not that hard to understand. 05/18/23(Thu)20:55:02 No.73370887 Anonymous >made a tinder in feburary >got 50 matches in a short time >made a tinder last week >got 4 matches >I look literally exactly the same, even the pictures were extremely similar YPNYA Septvegatal Mine No Mind 376 KB PNG this picture is disgusting 05/18/23(Thu)20:56:20 No.73370897 View Thread 05/18/23(Thu)20:57:24 No.73370911 05/18/23(Thu)20:59:53 No.73370928 >>73370887 (OP) # Fun fact: dating apps have all sorts of hidden shadow algorithms that f--- you over if you >create a new account too often OR >swipe right on too many women too frequently You didn't actually believe that the (Capitalism Entity #2457) had your best interest in mind, did you? You really thought they would purposefully match you with individuals that would lead to you uninstalling the app, thus deriving them of profits? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)21:01:04 No.73370941 My impression is that Tinder is not very popular anymore, though I have no first hand experience with it.
: Anonymous 2.89 MB GIF 4 Replies / 1 Image Trying to make sense of online dating makes me go insane. what do these w----- want rou Anonymous >>73370887 (OP) # bots. its not that hard to understand. 05/18/23(Thu)20:55:02 No.73370887 Anonymous >made a tinder in feburary >got 50 matches in a short time >made a tinder last week >got 4 matches >I look literally exactly the same, even the pictures were extremely similar YPNYA Septvegatal Mine No Mind 376 KB PNG this picture is disgusting 05/18/23(Thu)20:56:20 No.73370897 View Thread 05/18/23(Thu)20:57:24 No.73370911 05/18/23(Thu)20:59:53 No.73370928 >>73370887 (OP) # Fun fact: dating apps have all sorts of hidden shadow algorithms that f--- you over if you >create a new account too often OR >swipe right on too many women too frequently You didn't actually believe that the (Capitalism Entity #2457) had your best interest in mind, did you? You really thought they would purposefully match you with individuals that would lead to you uninstalling the app, thus deriving them of profits? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)21:01:04 No.73370941 My impression is that Tinder is not very popular anymore, though I have no first hand experience with it.

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We wuz the Turkz and shiet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 126 KB JPG SHS 07/13/19(Sat)16:33:02 No.804561229 Did i ever tell you guys about my insane highschool mascot? >Small redneck town in USA >We were the turks >the f------ turks 26 16
: Anonymous 126 KB JPG SHS 07/13/19(Sat)16:33:02 No.804561229 Did i ever tell you guys about my insane highschool mascot? >Small redneck town in USA >We were the turks >the f------ turks 26 16

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Anon has Gf | /r/Greentext

>Have imaginary gf >Gives me tons of love and support >Always there for me >Understands me like nobody ever could >Can trust her like I could nobody else >Helped me turn my life around >Prevents a metric tone of self destructive behavior >Never ages or gets ugly or fat >Would blow me every morning if I let her >This is all somehow bad and unhealthy because she "isn't real"
>Have imaginary gf >Gives me tons of love and support >Always there for me >Understands me like nobody ever could >Can trust her like I could nobody else >Helped me turn my life around >Prevents a metric tone of self destructive behavior >Never ages or gets ugly or fat >Would blow me every morning if I let her >This is all somehow bad and unhealthy because she "isn't real"

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Anon scans. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Garbage (81).jpg 2 KB JPG 03/29/20(Sun)13:59:27 No.57388953 >be me >own functioning, non-irradiated Geiger counter >occasionally go out and scan random people and things with it >never say anything other than "checks out" after i'm finished scanning them Normalfo find Geiger counters absolutely terrifying so its good to harass them with it
Anonymous Garbage (81).jpg 2 KB JPG 03/29/20(Sun)13:59:27 No.57388953 >be me >own functioning, non-irradiated Geiger counter >occasionally go out and scan random people and things with it >never say anything other than "checks out" after i'm finished scanning them Normalfo find Geiger counters absolutely terrifying so its good to harass them with it

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Anon takes a sniff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/18/23(Thu)16:59:39 No.899486497 >29 years old, had a recent glow up >wonder what college sex would have been like >decide to try an 18 year old from tinder >holy f--- she has a stench downstairs >turned off of women for a month >not a bigot so don't think all younger women are like that >try 3 more girls between 18 and 20 >two had smelly vajayjay and all of them had a personality that made me want to kill myself Be glad you didn't have sex when you were younger /b/ younger women are even worse than general women and most of them smell in their coochie.
: Anonymous 32 KB JPG 05/18/23(Thu)16:59:39 No.899486497 >29 years old, had a recent glow up >wonder what college sex would have been like >decide to try an 18 year old from tinder >holy f--- she has a stench downstairs >turned off of women for a month >not a bigot so don't think all younger women are like that >try 3 more girls between 18 and 20 >two had smelly vajayjay and all of them had a personality that made me want to kill myself Be glad you didn't have sex when you were younger /b/ younger women are even worse than general women and most of them smell in their coochie.

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Anon reaches peak humor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)15:58:44 No.52426483 ► >>52426544 >>52428023 >>52428367 >>52428544 >>52430022 >>52430075 >>52430658 >>52430772 >>52430955 >>52431020 >>52431220 >>52431233 >>52431464 >>52431795 >>52433306 >>52433742 >>52433967 >>52433989 >>52434435 >>52435007 >>52435681 >>52435841 >>52436022 >>52436045 >>52436097 >>52436783 >>52438464 File: 1450491395870.png (1.23 MB, 912x905) >>52426174 (OP) >Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume
Anonymous 12/20/15(Sun)15:58:44 No.52426483 ► >>52426544 >>52428023 >>52428367 >>52428544 >>52430022 >>52430075 >>52430658 >>52430772 >>52430955 >>52431020 >>52431220 >>52431233 >>52431464 >>52431795 >>52433306 >>52433742 >>52433967 >>52433989 >>52434435 >>52435007 >>52435681 >>52435841 >>52436022 >>52436045 >>52436097 >>52436783 >>52438464 File: 1450491395870.png (1.23 MB, 912x905) >>52426174 (OP) >Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume

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