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: Anonymous feels good man u thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me 6 Replies >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite View Thread
: Anonymous feels good man u thanks boss 04/28/19(Sun)01:11:46 No.52153310 91 KB JPG band is playing "oooh do you know who this is anon?" >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy" >mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me 6 Replies >be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years >boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke together >song from his favorite View Thread

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Anon doesn’t like cars | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 10/03/22(Mon)17:28:04 No.70443231 >be Amsterdam >city's infrastructure built primarily around bikes 11 Replies >everyone and their mother wants to spend their vacation here >be Tokyo >city's infrastructure primarily built around trains and public transit >gets flooded with tourists most months of the year >be Venice >city's infrastructure primarily built around people walking >such a desirable place to live no one can afford to live there whatsoever >be Tampa >city's infrastructure primarily built around automobiles >ugly, congested, polluted s------- only visited by people with friends, family, or work, or people with no better options Explain to me why we should be building cities around cars? View Thread
Anonymous 56 KB JPG 10/03/22(Mon)17:28:04 No.70443231 >be Amsterdam >city's infrastructure built primarily around bikes 11 Replies >everyone and their mother wants to spend their vacation here >be Tokyo >city's infrastructure primarily built around trains and public transit >gets flooded with tourists most months of the year >be Venice >city's infrastructure primarily built around people walking >such a desirable place to live no one can afford to live there whatsoever >be Tampa >city's infrastructure primarily built around automobiles >ugly, congested, polluted s------- only visited by people with friends, family, or work, or people with no better options Explain to me why we should be building cities around cars? View Thread

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Anon is based | /r/Greentext

10/03/22(Mon)00:16:08 My (20F) BF (20M) embarrasses me with his crusader Pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not 'based'? : Anonymous R THUR No.70438336 E94868EB-21B7-4EB1-82FB-4F2319215FDE.jpg 217 KB JPG be honest, which one of you is this : Anonymous >>70438336 (OP) # But it is based. 10/03/22(Mon)00:17:17 No.70438343
10/03/22(Mon)00:16:08 My (20F) BF (20M) embarrasses me with his crusader Pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not 'based'? : Anonymous R THUR No.70438336 E94868EB-21B7-4EB1-82FB-4F2319215FDE.jpg 217 KB JPG be honest, which one of you is this : Anonymous >>70438336 (OP) # But it is based. 10/03/22(Mon)00:17:17 No.70438343

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Kid named dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)21:41:24 No.613963358 formerlysane.png 98 KB PNG I AM NOT CRAZY. I AM NOT CRAZY. I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE WEIGHTS. I knew he weighed 600 pounds, one after the price of the PS3. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just- I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks. he got those troons on twitter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Minecraft speedrun! Are you telling me that a youtuber just happens to get RNG like that? NO! HE ORCHESTRATED IT! DREAM! HE GROOMED MINORS ON DISCORD! And I saved him! And I shouldnt have. I took him into my own minecraft server! What was I THINKING? He'll never change, he'll NEVER change. Ever since he was making racist MLG videos on youtube, always the same. Couldnt keep his hands out of those minor's messages! But not our dream! Couldnt be precious DREAM! Grooming them blind! And HE gets to be a youtuber? What a sick joke! I should've cancelled him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him! You...
: Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)21:41:24 No.613963358 formerlysane.png 98 KB PNG I AM NOT CRAZY. I AM NOT CRAZY. I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE WEIGHTS. I knew he weighed 600 pounds, one after the price of the PS3. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just- I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks. he got those troons on twitter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Minecraft speedrun! Are you telling me that a youtuber just happens to get RNG like that? NO! HE ORCHESTRATED IT! DREAM! HE GROOMED MINORS ON DISCORD! And I saved him! And I shouldnt have. I took him into my own minecraft server! What was I THINKING? He'll never change, he'll NEVER change. Ever since he was making racist MLG videos on youtube, always the same. Couldnt keep his hands out of those minor's messages! But not our dream! Couldnt be precious DREAM! Grooming them blind! And HE gets to be a youtuber? What a sick joke! I should've cancelled him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him! You...

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Anon doesn't like datahoarders. | /r/Greentext

File: 1625697335521.jpg (36 KB, 765x430) Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)19:48:43 No.27837654 >>27837690 >>>27837760 >>27837914 >>27837919 >>27838081 >>27838088 >>27838133 >>27838179 >>27838544 >>27838814>>27838876 >>27839006 >>27839085 >>27839833 >>27840698 >>27840892 >>27841364>>27841758 >>27841844>>27843242 >>27844815>>27844829 >>27844844>>27844887 >>27844952 >>27844964 >>27846237 >>27846453 >>27847066 >>27847410 >mfw the "***"top"**" is a data hoarder >desk drawer full of solid-state drives loaded with terabytes upon terabytes of downloaded movies, shows, music, ebooks >"streaming quality is dogshit, baby, you're not really WATCHING the movie if it's not blu-ray resolution" >has barely watched 10% of the content he has obsessively downloaded >"wanna watch a movie babe?" *connects HDMI cable to his laptop* >spends more time labeling and organizing his files than he does watching them >outright refuses to pay for Disney Plus because he "doesn't want to support the globohomo" >is a h--- >>27837654 (OP) this guy sounds dangerously based >pulls out a 160GB iPod Classic and says "pass me the aux cord" and embarrasses me in front of all my bottom friends Just pay for spotify premium you f------ f----- Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)19:51:20 No.27837690 Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)13:56:49 No.27847410 File: Basil_1578.png (199 KB, 862x855) >>27837654 (OP) You don't deserve him. >>27840780
File: 1625697335521.jpg (36 KB, 765x430) Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)19:48:43 No.27837654 >>27837690 >>>27837760 >>27837914 >>27837919 >>27838081 >>27838088 >>27838133 >>27838179 >>27838544 >>27838814>>27838876 >>27839006 >>27839085 >>27839833 >>27840698 >>27840892 >>27841364>>27841758 >>27841844>>27843242 >>27844815>>27844829 >>27844844>>27844887 >>27844952 >>27844964 >>27846237 >>27846453 >>27847066 >>27847410 >mfw the "***"top"**" is a data hoarder >desk drawer full of solid-state drives loaded with terabytes upon terabytes of downloaded movies, shows, music, ebooks >"streaming quality is dogshit, baby, you're not really WATCHING the movie if it's not blu-ray resolution" >has barely watched 10% of the content he has obsessively downloaded >"wanna watch a movie babe?" *connects HDMI cable to his laptop* >spends more time labeling and organizing his files than he does watching them >outright refuses to pay for Disney Plus because he "doesn't want to support the globohomo" >is a h--- >>27837654 (OP) this guy sounds dangerously based >pulls out a 160GB iPod Classic and says "pass me the aux cord" and embarrasses me in front of all my bottom friends Just pay for spotify premium you f------ f----- Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)19:51:20 No.27837690 Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)13:56:49 No.27847410 File: Basil_1578.png (199 KB, 862x855) >>27837654 (OP) You don't deserve him. >>27840780

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Anon is tardy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)10:31:18 No.70442640 I blame this on all of you >be m3 >at recent job interview Interviewer: How would you rate your tardiness? >ugh, well we can all do something dumb from time to time but I feel confident in my intelligence 75 KB JPG ...Right ok. We need someone who isn't tardy and shows up everyday >sure, I made it through high school with no problems or any special classes, I'm definitely not... tardy >driving home after interview >mfw I remember tardiness means punctuality not level of retardation F--- all of you. The end.
: Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)10:31:18 No.70442640 I blame this on all of you >be m3 >at recent job interview Interviewer: How would you rate your tardiness? >ugh, well we can all do something dumb from time to time but I feel confident in my intelligence 75 KB JPG ...Right ok. We need someone who isn't tardy and shows up everyday >sure, I made it through high school with no problems or any special classes, I'm definitely not... tardy >driving home after interview >mfw I remember tardiness means punctuality not level of retardation F--- all of you. The end.

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Anon love his son. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/19(Sun)03:03:27 No.8114915 >Be Me >Dad of two >A boy and a girl > my son is 12 year old 13 in December >I think he might be gay >Beg me to take him and his best friend to one of those Instagram famous guys Pepe And son 163 KB PNG meet and greets >Said screw it I bought tickets >Go to the event dumb boring concert but screw it deal with it cuz my kid and his friend are having fun. >Concert is over my kid & his friend go to the back with there VIP passes to meet the Instagram guys >Let them go by them self cuz why not >I'm waiting in the lobby for them >My kid come out crying his eyes out Obviously was worried ask him what was wrong >My kid told me he was just so happy to finally meet him and got a chance to talk to him >On the way home both my kid & his friend are talkin & laughing in the backseat on the way home >never seen my son so happy before > I love you son no matter what gay or straight > I just want you to be happy
: Anonymous 09/08/19(Sun)03:03:27 No.8114915 >Be Me >Dad of two >A boy and a girl > my son is 12 year old 13 in December >I think he might be gay >Beg me to take him and his best friend to one of those Instagram famous guys Pepe And son 163 KB PNG meet and greets >Said screw it I bought tickets >Go to the event dumb boring concert but screw it deal with it cuz my kid and his friend are having fun. >Concert is over my kid & his friend go to the back with there VIP passes to meet the Instagram guys >Let them go by them self cuz why not >I'm waiting in the lobby for them >My kid come out crying his eyes out Obviously was worried ask him what was wrong >My kid told me he was just so happy to finally meet him and got a chance to talk to him >On the way home both my kid & his friend are talkin & laughing in the backseat on the way home >never seen my son so happy before > I love you son no matter what gay or straight > I just want you to be happy

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Anon took the red pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)21:19:38 No.64234583 Imagine if everyone else other than you on this board is actually a normie in real life and they were just playing along with the r9k culture >what are you doing anon? >oh it's just this funny internet meme where we pretend to be virgins haha. >what? Why would you do that? >its just funny. We make fun of each other but we all know we are all just lying >look at this guy! Haha! He's saying he's 25 year old kissless virgin? >What? Does that kind of person even exist? 128 KB JPG >of course not. They are just saying it as a meme. here let me reply to him >'same. I am 5'6 and ugly. It's over for me. I cant even afford plastic surgery.' >Anon just come to the bed with me >yea yea. after just one more post lol
Anonymous 06/20/21(Sun)21:19:38 No.64234583 Imagine if everyone else other than you on this board is actually a normie in real life and they were just playing along with the r9k culture >what are you doing anon? >oh it's just this funny internet meme where we pretend to be virgins haha. >what? Why would you do that? >its just funny. We make fun of each other but we all know we are all just lying >look at this guy! Haha! He's saying he's 25 year old kissless virgin? >What? Does that kind of person even exist? 128 KB JPG >of course not. They are just saying it as a meme. here let me reply to him >'same. I am 5'6 and ugly. It's over for me. I cant even afford plastic surgery.' >Anon just come to the bed with me >yea yea. after just one more post lol

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anon wants a crossbow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous f--- australia oame 195 KB PNG 03/20/22(Sun)06:02:40 No.52532966 >want crossbow >literally only want it to shoot cans in my backyard, maybe go hunting rabbits one day >live in the sharia state of south australia >have to apply for a permit to own one >go to the station to ask for the application documents >"why do you want it" >"just want to get into target shooting" >"just get a bow, don't even bother getting a crossbow" >no criminal history >literally outright refuses to give me the form and just says get a bow >this has happened 3 times now why the f--- is this country so goddam s---, i'm trying to do this s--- the legal way and they wont even let me
: Anonymous f--- australia oame 195 KB PNG 03/20/22(Sun)06:02:40 No.52532966 >want crossbow >literally only want it to shoot cans in my backyard, maybe go hunting rabbits one day >live in the sharia state of south australia >have to apply for a permit to own one >go to the station to ask for the application documents >"why do you want it" >"just want to get into target shooting" >"just get a bow, don't even bother getting a crossbow" >no criminal history >literally outright refuses to give me the form and just says get a bow >this has happened 3 times now why the f--- is this country so goddam s---, i'm trying to do this s--- the legal way and they wont even let me

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Anon is in the depths of despair | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I accept my son is a bo(...) 185 KB PNG 07/31/22(Sun)19:45:42 No.26999122 >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom
Anonymous How do I accept my son is a bo(...) 185 KB PNG 07/31/22(Sun)19:45:42 No.26999122 >be dad >Have gay son >Ok still love him it's 2022 >Meet his BF from university >Way more of a man than son >Just know >F--- wife >Break down crying midsex The thought of my son getting his insides rearranged just like his mother is too much to bare... How do I live knowing he's the bottom

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Gumming up the works | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB PNG 11/18/21(Thu)11:18:27 >parents want me to be healthy as a kid so they have gummy vitamins and lots of supplement >ask my mom one day if I can have one of her "women's multivitamins No.23218261 >"these are for girls anon, you can't take them or else you'd grow boobs or something" >I wake up in the middle night and eat all the remaining gummies >instead of becoming a girl I end up in the hospital and almost f------ die
: Anonymous 39 KB PNG 11/18/21(Thu)11:18:27 >parents want me to be healthy as a kid so they have gummy vitamins and lots of supplement >ask my mom one day if I can have one of her "women's multivitamins No.23218261 >"these are for girls anon, you can't take them or else you'd grow boobs or something" >I wake up in the middle night and eat all the remaining gummies >instead of becoming a girl I end up in the hospital and almost f------ die

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Anon cooks a pizza | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB PNG [ 10/03/22 (Mon)05:31:23 No.70440505 >Put frozen pizza in the oven in my dorm-shared kitchen >Walk back to my room to grab something >When I get back, my f------ pizza is gone I can't f------ stand this place. I wasn't gone for more than two minutes AND THERE'S NO F------ WAY IT WAS COOKED I HATE MY F------ LIFE, I JUST WANTED A F------ PIZZA FOR F------ BREAKFAST AAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous 9 KB PNG [ 10/03/22 (Mon)05:31:23 No.70440505 >Put frozen pizza in the oven in my dorm-shared kitchen >Walk back to my room to grab something >When I get back, my f------ pizza is gone I can't f------ stand this place. I wasn't gone for more than two minutes AND THERE'S NO F------ WAY IT WAS COOKED I HATE MY F------ LIFE, I JUST WANTED A F------ PIZZA FOR F------ BREAKFAST AAAAAAAAAAA

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anon experiences the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 157 KB JPG 10/02/22(Sun)22:31:03 No.886637720 >be me >dating someone since june >they broke up with me in mid/late august but came back in early september and we acted like any couple would >we met for a whole day because we couldn't see eachother whole summer and kissed and hugged the whole day, again typical couple activity >ffw to today when I see a post from them which heavily implies they are dating someone else >ask them about it >mfw it was flirting because they never "asked me out again" : Anonymous 1. how to cope 2. how was I supposed to know >>886637720 (OP) # 10/02/22 (Sun)22:39:23 No.886638226 1654275993622.jpg 8 KB JPG
: Anonymous 157 KB JPG 10/02/22(Sun)22:31:03 No.886637720 >be me >dating someone since june >they broke up with me in mid/late august but came back in early september and we acted like any couple would >we met for a whole day because we couldn't see eachother whole summer and kissed and hugged the whole day, again typical couple activity >ffw to today when I see a post from them which heavily implies they are dating someone else >ask them about it >mfw it was flirting because they never "asked me out again" : Anonymous 1. how to cope 2. how was I supposed to know >>886637720 (OP) # 10/02/22 (Sun)22:39:23 No.886638226 1654275993622.jpg 8 KB JPG

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inflation... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mis 60 EGGS: LARGE WHITE ADEA EGGS 21 KB JPG 06/05/22(Sun)15:23:37 No.879538671 >Sophomore year of college, Fall 2018 >Broke as f--- but want to get big >Find out 60 eggs at walmart only costs $4.62 >gaston.png >That semester eggs become my main protein source >Bulk goes well >Eventually can afford better protein but always know I can go back to my reliable egg ways >Fast forward to 2022 >Visit walmart >60 Eggs now $12.76 >F--- inflation preventing my gains
: Anonymous Mis 60 EGGS: LARGE WHITE ADEA EGGS 21 KB JPG 06/05/22(Sun)15:23:37 No.879538671 >Sophomore year of college, Fall 2018 >Broke as f--- but want to get big >Find out 60 eggs at walmart only costs $4.62 >gaston.png >That semester eggs become my main protein source >Bulk goes well >Eventually can afford better protein but always know I can go back to my reliable egg ways >Fast forward to 2022 >Visit walmart >60 Eggs now $12.76 >F--- inflation preventing my gains

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anon likes sharpners | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 03/11/22 (Fri) 10:17:10 No.874215710 >be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office fun days
: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 03/11/22 (Fri) 10:17:10 No.874215710 >be me >4th grade >bring 3 sharpners to school >friend tells me thats a lot of sharpners >bring 3 more sharpners the next day >friend gives me his sharpner to grow my collection >start collecting more and more sharpners >go to stationary every week to by more sharpners >collect about 70 sharpners by the end of the month >start bringing a tiny bag to carry thoes sharpner >english teacher asks for a sharpner >offer her the bag thinking she'd be impressed >sees all my sharpners and writes a note to my parents >only allowed to bring 1 sharpner >idea.jpg >make a huge sharpner out of cardboard >dad helps me to color it with red and silver spray paint >display it on my table during the english period >get sent to the office fun days

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Anon confuses the pronouns | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG 03/16/21 (Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good
Anonymous 24 KB JPG 03/16/21 (Tue)11:58:35 No.849733154 >be me >a good boy >eating tendies >a wendys worker cutie girl delivers my dewy >mom tells me to thank her >this girl is waifu material >thank you m'lady >she starts yelling that she does not identify as a lady and that her pronouns are them/they >sorry, m'theydy >they gift me a box of tendies >life is good

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Anon learns a life lesson | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)18:36:54 No.886644687 >live in a small town >be a simpleton "good kid" who always follows rules and doesn't ruffle any feathers >dad thinks I'm never going to succeed because I don't know how to play the system like my peers >guys my age in town tell me I'm not a risk taker and need to get into crypto like them >some bully me for not being edgy like them >don't listen to any of them and stay away from any shortcuts 90 KB JPG >work hard in school and then get a masters in bio science >move to a city and get a job as a researcher at a university for $80,000/year >all the guys back home are still gambling cryptos and doing jobs for $40,000 max >finally feel like hard work pays off and I'm winning against the bullies and short cut takers >pandemic happens so a lot of online jobs open up >guys back home fake their credentials and apply to high paying jobs >half of them are making six figures from online jobs that they don't understand >they hire online dopes to help them do the job and learn basics to get by while they're still learning >meanwhile I'm making less than them, work more hours, and have student debt to pay off I guess I should have invested my hard work into shortcuts instead of following the rules and playing the long game. Feeling like a derp for spending so much work and time only to end up behind my bullies. Lesson learned is that life is unfair /b/
: Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)18:36:54 No.886644687 >live in a small town >be a simpleton "good kid" who always follows rules and doesn't ruffle any feathers >dad thinks I'm never going to succeed because I don't know how to play the system like my peers >guys my age in town tell me I'm not a risk taker and need to get into crypto like them >some bully me for not being edgy like them >don't listen to any of them and stay away from any shortcuts 90 KB JPG >work hard in school and then get a masters in bio science >move to a city and get a job as a researcher at a university for $80,000/year >all the guys back home are still gambling cryptos and doing jobs for $40,000 max >finally feel like hard work pays off and I'm winning against the bullies and short cut takers >pandemic happens so a lot of online jobs open up >guys back home fake their credentials and apply to high paying jobs >half of them are making six figures from online jobs that they don't understand >they hire online dopes to help them do the job and learn basics to get by while they're still learning >meanwhile I'm making less than them, work more hours, and have student debt to pay off I guess I should have invested my hard work into shortcuts instead of following the rules and playing the long game. Feeling like a derp for spending so much work and time only to end up behind my bullies. Lesson learned is that life is unfair /b/

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femanon doesn't know pokemon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I've been cucked 03/07/22(Mon)03:38:32 No.67685849 Anonymous >be femanon >have 6/10 bf >he's really nice and thougtful so it's solid 7/10 125 KB JPG what he likes >until one day he murmured "Rose" while sleeping after sex.exe 368 KB PNG >sex.exe regularly >sometime he wants me to put this on, pic related >don't think much about it, maybe just >w-- is he cheating me? >ask him directly who is Rose? he admits it's a 2D character I wear her costume all the time tfw I've been cucked by a 12 years old who doesn't exist. maybe he thinks about her all the times we have sex not me. 03/07/22(Mon)03:41:46 No.67685872 >>67685849 (OP) Her name is ROSA you uneducated swine
Anonymous I've been cucked 03/07/22(Mon)03:38:32 No.67685849 Anonymous >be femanon >have 6/10 bf >he's really nice and thougtful so it's solid 7/10 125 KB JPG what he likes >until one day he murmured "Rose" while sleeping after sex.exe 368 KB PNG >sex.exe regularly >sometime he wants me to put this on, pic related >don't think much about it, maybe just >w-- is he cheating me? >ask him directly who is Rose? he admits it's a 2D character I wear her costume all the time tfw I've been cucked by a 12 years old who doesn't exist. maybe he thinks about her all the times we have sex not me. 03/07/22(Mon)03:41:46 No.67685872 >>67685849 (OP) Her name is ROSA you uneducated swine

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Mozart and Salieri | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 5 Replies 07/30/21(Fri)09:59:24 No.64766882 >get an interest in a subject >realize theres people studying this since 12 >>64767065 # >realize im so far behind and everyone will think im a fraud >get overwhelmed and panic >go back to browsing 4chan mindlessly View Thread : Anonymous >>64766882 (OP) # What a bitch you are. No matter what you think you're good at, there's a 12 year old asian boy who is 100x better than you at it. Just accept it, and don't give a s---. 07/30/21(Fri)10:00:31 No.64766889
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 5 Replies 07/30/21(Fri)09:59:24 No.64766882 >get an interest in a subject >realize theres people studying this since 12 >>64767065 # >realize im so far behind and everyone will think im a fraud >get overwhelmed and panic >go back to browsing 4chan mindlessly View Thread : Anonymous >>64766882 (OP) # What a bitch you are. No matter what you think you're good at, there's a 12 year old asian boy who is 100x better than you at it. Just accept it, and don't give a s---. 07/30/21(Fri)10:00:31 No.64766889

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: Anonymous 2.54 MB JPG 10/03/22(Mon)01:24:18 No.70435635 >be me half a year ago >khv, very few frens, study computer science and spend all my free time in room playing vidya >corona is over so my mom pushes me to look for a room near the uni >find a (german) fraternity which offers a incredibly cheap room >think is sus but i still want it so i show up for a room tour >get greeted by a litteral giga chad >a few others are there too >everyone is friendly and open and noone judges me for not saying much >have mandatory workout/fencing training 5days a week >after a second meeting i decide to move in and join >tfw everyone shows uncoditional support >tfw everyone helps me no matter whats the problem >ffw a few weeks and i become more open and extroverted. Also gain quite a bit of muscles >feel like i can really depend on someone for the first time in my life >ffw a few more weeks and a girl on campus starts to chat with me and invites me for a beer Ive been with her for 5 month now. After 20 years without a single gf. This is like the holy grail boys. This is what i needed my whole life
: Anonymous 2.54 MB JPG 10/03/22(Mon)01:24:18 No.70435635 >be me half a year ago >khv, very few frens, study computer science and spend all my free time in room playing vidya >corona is over so my mom pushes me to look for a room near the uni >find a (german) fraternity which offers a incredibly cheap room >think is sus but i still want it so i show up for a room tour >get greeted by a litteral giga chad >a few others are there too >everyone is friendly and open and noone judges me for not saying much >have mandatory workout/fencing training 5days a week >after a second meeting i decide to move in and join >tfw everyone shows uncoditional support >tfw everyone helps me no matter whats the problem >ffw a few weeks and i become more open and extroverted. Also gain quite a bit of muscles >feel like i can really depend on someone for the first time in my life >ffw a few more weeks and a girl on campus starts to chat with me and invites me for a beer Ive been with her for 5 month now. After 20 years without a single gf. This is like the holy grail boys. This is what i needed my whole life

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