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: Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)16:17:04 No.659074640 RESIDENT EVIL Resident-Evil-Logo-1996.png 16 KB PNG >kill thing >kill mutated thing with more limbs >kill huge mutated thing with even more limbs and a f----- up eye >escape in a helicopter Did I miss anything?
: Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)16:17:04 No.659074640 RESIDENT EVIL Resident-Evil-Logo-1996.png 16 KB PNG >kill thing >kill mutated thing with more limbs >kill huge mutated thing with even more limbs and a f----- up eye >escape in a helicopter Did I miss anything?

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Anonymous Times you were 162 KB JPG complimented? 12/18/23(Mon)00:26:30 No.75803328 >be me >driving sister to some function >we need to pick up her friend on the way >i go to her friend's house >her little sister answers the door, haven't seen her in years >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw I am going to make it, any anons have stories like this?
Anonymous Times you were 162 KB JPG complimented? 12/18/23(Mon)00:26:30 No.75803328 >be me >driving sister to some function >we need to pick up her friend on the way >i go to her friend's house >her little sister answers the door, haven't seen her in years >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw I am going to make it, any anons have stories like this?

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Anonymous w CAT F STANI 32 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)14:12:28 No.75797289 >match with girl on dating app >hit it off >exchange discord >have fun text conversation during the day >join call and talk last night >fun time watched her game >ask about meeting up before the end of the year >lives far by LDR is NBD >im busy anon sorry >girl before this was also very fun to talk to was a lot closer >worked in same field >didn't share the same hobbies but was fun to talk to someone about my job who understands it >sorry anon im busy with work I could only meet up once every 2 weeks or so >this girl lived 6 minutes from me So I'm 27, am I failure because I'm not this busy all the time? Am I just being let down nicely or do you hardly see your partners? Dating apps keep doing this s--- where I meet someone who has something in common with me but there's always some f------ wall and I have to deal with talking to someone for 2 weeks before hanging out for a few hours then nothing? I still live at home is that why my life is like this? My close friends and brother all have such an easy time and they some still are at home and others are on their own. The people younger than me that I am friends with are all just able to find gfs and do things. I'm not fat anymore, I'm tall I'm /fit/ w all my hair that keeps growing. I'm not sad about my body anymore I'm starting new hobbies which I like doing.
Anonymous w CAT F STANI 32 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)14:12:28 No.75797289 >match with girl on dating app >hit it off >exchange discord >have fun text conversation during the day >join call and talk last night >fun time watched her game >ask about meeting up before the end of the year >lives far by LDR is NBD >im busy anon sorry >girl before this was also very fun to talk to was a lot closer >worked in same field >didn't share the same hobbies but was fun to talk to someone about my job who understands it >sorry anon im busy with work I could only meet up once every 2 weeks or so >this girl lived 6 minutes from me So I'm 27, am I failure because I'm not this busy all the time? Am I just being let down nicely or do you hardly see your partners? Dating apps keep doing this s--- where I meet someone who has something in common with me but there's always some f------ wall and I have to deal with talking to someone for 2 weeks before hanging out for a few hours then nothing? I still live at home is that why my life is like this? My close friends and brother all have such an easy time and they some still are at home and others are on their own. The people younger than me that I am friends with are all just able to find gfs and do things. I'm not fat anymore, I'm tall I'm /fit/ w all my hair that keeps growing. I'm not sad about my body anymore I'm starting new hobbies which I like doing.

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: Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)13:27:23 No.660769336 IMG_0113.jpg 908 KB JPG >Be Theoretical Physicist >Game starts with you doing an experiment 0/10 immersion ruined
: Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)13:27:23 No.660769336 IMG_0113.jpg 908 KB JPG >Be Theoretical Physicist >Game starts with you doing an experiment 0/10 immersion ruined

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Anonymous 1.53 MB GIF 12/17/23(Sun)13:02:40 No.75796652 >date a femanon from here >spend 3000 dollars just to meet her, for 2 nights >try my very best for her, we take eachothers virginities too >... >she breaks up with me and cuts me off completely for a random guy >now back to /r9k/ So, how has your weekend been, robots?
Anonymous 1.53 MB GIF 12/17/23(Sun)13:02:40 No.75796652 >date a femanon from here >spend 3000 dollars just to meet her, for 2 nights >try my very best for her, we take eachothers virginities too >... >she breaks up with me and cuts me off completely for a random guy >now back to /r9k/ So, how has your weekend been, robots?

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: Anonymous Success/mire 60 KB JPG stories 12/17/23(Sun)23:01:50 No.73087834 Share your success/mire stories for motivation. I'll go first >be me this afternoon >shopping for a dress shirt >know my size but want to fit one to be sure >shoulders look a bit off >ask the qt3.14 who's helping me what my options are >"yeah that's just the way it looks for guys with broad shoulders" >stop listening to the rest of her explanation >guys with broad shoulders >tfw made it WAGMI guys, keep it up
: Anonymous Success/mire 60 KB JPG stories 12/17/23(Sun)23:01:50 No.73087834 Share your success/mire stories for motivation. I'll go first >be me this afternoon >shopping for a dress shirt >know my size but want to fit one to be sure >shoulders look a bit off >ask the qt3.14 who's helping me what my options are >"yeah that's just the way it looks for guys with broad shoulders" >stop listening to the rest of her explanation >guys with broad shoulders >tfw made it WAGMI guys, keep it up

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Familial Discontent | /r/Greentext

R9k, How so I not kill myself when parents make me want to? R9k, How so I not kill myself (...) IT'S OVER? I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL 257 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)12:37:03 No.75796418 >be anorexic bullimic autistic disabled woman >my teeth hurt and need dentist, it is 200 euros here >country doesn't offer autismobux so I live off my parents >psychiatrist illegally told em I about my anorexia and bulimia >now they are screaming at me for needing a dentist >l genuinely want to slit my wrists and kms because there is no other way to ascape the conversation I really do not care I just want my Healthcare and some money to survive, if they didn't want a disabled daughter they should have done a---
R9k, How so I not kill myself when parents make me want to? R9k, How so I not kill myself (...) IT'S OVER? I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL 257 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)12:37:03 No.75796418 >be anorexic bullimic autistic disabled woman >my teeth hurt and need dentist, it is 200 euros here >country doesn't offer autismobux so I live off my parents >psychiatrist illegally told em I about my anorexia and bulimia >now they are screaming at me for needing a dentist >l genuinely want to slit my wrists and kms because there is no other way to ascape the conversation I really do not care I just want my Healthcare and some money to survive, if they didn't want a disabled daughter they should have done a---

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Anime Influence | /r/Greentext

How is it possible to turn out a loser if you grew up with anime? How is it possible to turn out(...) 607 KB GIF 12/17/23(Sun)10:53:29 No.75795459 Anime preaches all sorts of good life lessons >Try your best >Don't give up >Face adversity head on >Cherish your loved ones and relationships >Overcome your mental and physical limitations >Don't let people discourage you How did you still end up a loser while growing up with these lessons? All the DBZ characters were great rolemodels.
How is it possible to turn out a loser if you grew up with anime? How is it possible to turn out(...) 607 KB GIF 12/17/23(Sun)10:53:29 No.75795459 Anime preaches all sorts of good life lessons >Try your best >Don't give up >Face adversity head on >Cherish your loved ones and relationships >Overcome your mental and physical limitations >Don't let people discourage you How did you still end up a loser while growing up with these lessons? All the DBZ characters were great rolemodels.

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The Hard Path | /r/Greentext

Being autistic is living life in hard mode Being autistic is living life (...) G 1.78 MB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)06:51:53 No.75794080 >can't hold a job because my concentration comes and goes >friendless and bullied kid growing up, as an adult still can't mask for long enough to not get targeted as "uncanny valey" >have to wear headphones outside because of sensory issues >never had a bf cause I do not have enough social energy to keep a relationship >my real self is "childish" so if I stop masking I'm abuse bait to creepy males, and in general an ableism target >stim whenever I am happy which I have to hide >my only friend I have because of the internet, a schizoid personality bro >cant get autismobucks eventhough i am literally disabled cause my country is poor af, only reason I am not dead yet is cause my parents who honestly hate me for being tistic subsidize me If you are one of those "autists" who have a job and friends shut up. I f------ hate the hate the neurotypical passi g autists or fake autists speaking for the community. For example vaush making fun of asocial people while claiming to be diagnosed tistic or the random incels thinking they autistic cause they can't get Stacy. Stfu you are not tistic you will never be
Being autistic is living life in hard mode Being autistic is living life (...) G 1.78 MB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)06:51:53 No.75794080 >can't hold a job because my concentration comes and goes >friendless and bullied kid growing up, as an adult still can't mask for long enough to not get targeted as "uncanny valey" >have to wear headphones outside because of sensory issues >never had a bf cause I do not have enough social energy to keep a relationship >my real self is "childish" so if I stop masking I'm abuse bait to creepy males, and in general an ableism target >stim whenever I am happy which I have to hide >my only friend I have because of the internet, a schizoid personality bro >cant get autismobucks eventhough i am literally disabled cause my country is poor af, only reason I am not dead yet is cause my parents who honestly hate me for being tistic subsidize me If you are one of those "autists" who have a job and friends shut up. I f------ hate the hate the neurotypical passi g autists or fake autists speaking for the community. For example vaush making fun of asocial people while claiming to be diagnosed tistic or the random incels thinking they autistic cause they can't get Stacy. Stfu you are not tistic you will never be

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Channeling Chad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)13:44:32 No.75797035 >be 6/10 >5'6" manlet with hairline beginning to recede slightly >find mid 20s socially awkward virgin girl from here who says she's ugly and don't want to have one night stands on Tinder >she calls me cute even though I don't like myself >she wants to learn everything about me >she's very insecure about her looks but always compliments me Is this how chad feels?
Anonymous 24 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)13:44:32 No.75797035 >be 6/10 >5'6" manlet with hairline beginning to recede slightly >find mid 20s socially awkward virgin girl from here who says she's ugly and don't want to have one night stands on Tinder >she calls me cute even though I don't like myself >she wants to learn everything about me >she's very insecure about her looks but always compliments me Is this how chad feels?

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Desperate Turnaround | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)14:32:06 No.75797470 >be me >trying to looksmax since age 16 by mewing, regularly going to the gym etc >my effort is to no avail, get rejected dozens of times or friendzoned >one girl who complains about loneliness, friendzones me extremely badly. Watch her pick some absolute prisoner lowlife over me >somehow brain rewires, start becoming a h--- >wanna become a twink/trap instead, shave off all the hair on my body and become extremely skinny, only training legs and ass >not faggy enough to have gay sex but faggy enough to cuddle with perhaps another dude who is also a cute twink/trap help how do I reverse this? I crave being a f-- but the rational side in me obviously doesn't want this
Anonymous 91 KB JPG 12/17/23(Sun)14:32:06 No.75797470 >be me >trying to looksmax since age 16 by mewing, regularly going to the gym etc >my effort is to no avail, get rejected dozens of times or friendzoned >one girl who complains about loneliness, friendzones me extremely badly. Watch her pick some absolute prisoner lowlife over me >somehow brain rewires, start becoming a h--- >wanna become a twink/trap instead, shave off all the hair on my body and become extremely skinny, only training legs and ass >not faggy enough to have gay sex but faggy enough to cuddle with perhaps another dude who is also a cute twink/trap help how do I reverse this? I crave being a f-- but the rational side in me obviously doesn't want this

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Anonymous 13 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)13:57:44 No.910967161 >be me, aged 12 >don't want to go to school >go to the bathroom to brush my teeth >pour hot water in my mouth from the tap >put the thermometer under my tongue, water makes it 102 degrees >spit out the tap water because fluoride >"mooommm I'm sick *cough*", show her thermometer >get to stay home What did you do to get out of school as a kid?
Anonymous 13 KB PNG 12/17/23(Sun)13:57:44 No.910967161 >be me, aged 12 >don't want to go to school >go to the bathroom to brush my teeth >pour hot water in my mouth from the tap >put the thermometer under my tongue, water makes it 102 degrees >spit out the tap water because fluoride >"mooommm I'm sick *cough*", show her thermometer >get to stay home What did you do to get out of school as a kid?

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Anonymous I don't get women NTINE 546 KB JPG me >she says yes >we talk alot 12/17/23(Sun)13:29:36 No.910966090 >be me 22 >on christmas market with a buddy of mine >see a pretty grill, a bit younger than me >tell her she is pretty >she's pleasantly surprised >ask her to drink a Glühwein with >just before she has to leave, I ask her to exchange numbers or social media >get her insta >just when I'm about to write her, I see she blocked me Mfw Couldn't she just've said that she isn't interested? Why do they always have to do it like that? Just be honest please. If you're not interested, please say SO. She's like the rest of them. Cold and distant. Women, like her should start a Union.
Anonymous I don't get women NTINE 546 KB JPG me >she says yes >we talk alot 12/17/23(Sun)13:29:36 No.910966090 >be me 22 >on christmas market with a buddy of mine >see a pretty grill, a bit younger than me >tell her she is pretty >she's pleasantly surprised >ask her to drink a Glühwein with >just before she has to leave, I ask her to exchange numbers or social media >get her insta >just when I'm about to write her, I see she blocked me Mfw Couldn't she just've said that she isn't interested? Why do they always have to do it like that? Just be honest please. If you're not interested, please say SO. She's like the rest of them. Cold and distant. Women, like her should start a Union.

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/14/21 (Sat)10:26:00 No.860995837 >Go to McDonald's drive-thru >"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you?" >"Nothing." >Drive away
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/14/21 (Sat)10:26:00 No.860995837 >Go to McDonald's drive-thru >"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get for you?" >"Nothing." >Drive away

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Anon and dating. | /r/Greentext

Dating Anonymous (ID: fzmnvcw/) 12/17/23(Sun)18:22:33 No.452198296 [Reply]► >>452199938 >>452199972 >>452200078 >>452200135 >be me 21 male >get girlfriend 16 female coworker >get along great date for 8 months >take her to meet mother and father >mother finds out how old she is >yells at me calling me a creep who takes advantage of little girls and how I should be in prison and literally vomits after I answer her question if I slept with her which was yes we lost our virginity to each other and demands I break up with her >dad is p---- wiped just does whatever she wants >calls my work place telling them I quit and finds out my girlfriends parents phone number and she called me crying saying we can't be together anymore >me no job, no girlfriend, depressed >3 months later can't find another job never talked to my girlfriend again and probably never will again I texted her and she either blocked me or changed her phone number because I keep getting text not received >mom tries to cheer me up saying other girls are out there and she set me up on a blind date >I go because why not >it was a 29 year old woman who was a very unsubtle entitled bitch the entire time and then even showed me pictures of her children to her credit they weren't black but I wanted nothing to do with her >she demanded I pay for the entire bill I didn't and bailed and left her with it >come home mom excited asked me how it went I told her bluntly I wasn't going to date or marry a 30 year old single mother she basically called me immature and that I was like my father and I state the simple reality that she is not having grandkids and even if I do have kids I'm not letting her around them she called me a spoilt brat who needs to grow up >four months pass depressed still no job, or girlfriend Why are white mother like this?
Dating Anonymous (ID: fzmnvcw/) 12/17/23(Sun)18:22:33 No.452198296 [Reply]► >>452199938 >>452199972 >>452200078 >>452200135 >be me 21 male >get girlfriend 16 female coworker >get along great date for 8 months >take her to meet mother and father >mother finds out how old she is >yells at me calling me a creep who takes advantage of little girls and how I should be in prison and literally vomits after I answer her question if I slept with her which was yes we lost our virginity to each other and demands I break up with her >dad is p---- wiped just does whatever she wants >calls my work place telling them I quit and finds out my girlfriends parents phone number and she called me crying saying we can't be together anymore >me no job, no girlfriend, depressed >3 months later can't find another job never talked to my girlfriend again and probably never will again I texted her and she either blocked me or changed her phone number because I keep getting text not received >mom tries to cheer me up saying other girls are out there and she set me up on a blind date >I go because why not >it was a 29 year old woman who was a very unsubtle entitled bitch the entire time and then even showed me pictures of her children to her credit they weren't black but I wanted nothing to do with her >she demanded I pay for the entire bill I didn't and bailed and left her with it >come home mom excited asked me how it went I told her bluntly I wasn't going to date or marry a 30 year old single mother she basically called me immature and that I was like my father and I state the simple reality that she is not having grandkids and even if I do have kids I'm not letting her around them she called me a spoilt brat who needs to grow up >four months pass depressed still no job, or girlfriend Why are white mother like this?

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: Anonymous >be me >get gf >have passionate condomless sex constantly >i love her and go out of my way to make her feel loved and special >i pay for her groceries, bills, and neglect my own pleasure to make sure she orgasms e.g. i eat her ass even though i think it's disgusting Male Female 12/18/23(Mon)00:36:22 No.75794585 31 KB JPG >she appreciates this and showers me with love in return >my life that used to be horrible now is good, amazing, im so happy! >weeks go by >one day she tells me she's on the most fertile days of her birth-control cycle and offers me a choice: >wearing a condom, or buying her the particularly potent birth-control pill that you take AFTER sex >I know absolutely nothing about birth-control methods, and I mean NOTHING >my birth-control technique has always been pulling out, and so far it has worked perfectly >she talks about the after-sex pill in such a casual and relaxed way I assume she's an expert on it, so I choice the pill over condoms >i get her the pill at the local pharmacy and she takes it in front of me >next day she calls me saying she's feeling acute tummy pains >i visit her and do everything i can to confort her >days go by and she feels better >she resents me for picking the pill over condoms >i remind her i struggle to have full erections with a condom squeezing my private area, and that she literally said taking any type of birthcontrol pill is no big deal for her >she claims i picked the after-sex pill over condoms because i wanted to make her suffer on purpose, which is obviously not true >relationship crumbles, no sex or cuddling, only arguing >she breaks up with me and i go back to being alone and constantly stressed i wish i knew more about the female reproductory system beforehand... educate yourselves, boys, never count on the ladies to be responsible, even if they are 10 years older than you like she was. i hope this helps you prevent the unpleasant situation i had to go through. love you all.
: Anonymous >be me >get gf >have passionate condomless sex constantly >i love her and go out of my way to make her feel loved and special >i pay for her groceries, bills, and neglect my own pleasure to make sure she orgasms e.g. i eat her ass even though i think it's disgusting Male Female 12/18/23(Mon)00:36:22 No.75794585 31 KB JPG >she appreciates this and showers me with love in return >my life that used to be horrible now is good, amazing, im so happy! >weeks go by >one day she tells me she's on the most fertile days of her birth-control cycle and offers me a choice: >wearing a condom, or buying her the particularly potent birth-control pill that you take AFTER sex >I know absolutely nothing about birth-control methods, and I mean NOTHING >my birth-control technique has always been pulling out, and so far it has worked perfectly >she talks about the after-sex pill in such a casual and relaxed way I assume she's an expert on it, so I choice the pill over condoms >i get her the pill at the local pharmacy and she takes it in front of me >next day she calls me saying she's feeling acute tummy pains >i visit her and do everything i can to confort her >days go by and she feels better >she resents me for picking the pill over condoms >i remind her i struggle to have full erections with a condom squeezing my private area, and that she literally said taking any type of birthcontrol pill is no big deal for her >she claims i picked the after-sex pill over condoms because i wanted to make her suffer on purpose, which is obviously not true >relationship crumbles, no sex or cuddling, only arguing >she breaks up with me and i go back to being alone and constantly stressed i wish i knew more about the female reproductory system beforehand... educate yourselves, boys, never count on the ladies to be responsible, even if they are 10 years older than you like she was. i hope this helps you prevent the unpleasant situation i had to go through. love you all.

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Anonymous 273 KB JPG 06/17/21(Thu)04:41:20 No.64183793 >meet crush and her best friend in school >we talk a bit >give both of them 100 euros >they look at each other, laugh and go away Did I do something wrong?
Anonymous 273 KB JPG 06/17/21(Thu)04:41:20 No.64183793 >meet crush and her best friend in school >we talk a bit >give both of them 100 euros >they look at each other, laugh and go away Did I do something wrong?

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