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: Anonymous 12/18/23(Mon)01:53:58 No.75795094 >be me 19 >poor as f--- >small family business started 1 year ago >apparently mom found out dad started cheating 6 months ago maybe even more >he became a "sugar daddy" of 2 girls younger than me 74 KB JPG >they are now fighting right now no less than 10 meters from me >playing dota 2 and shitposting >make this thread when are we going to make it?
: Anonymous 12/18/23(Mon)01:53:58 No.75795094 >be me 19 >poor as f--- >small family business started 1 year ago >apparently mom found out dad started cheating 6 months ago maybe even more >he became a "sugar daddy" of 2 girls younger than me 74 KB JPG >they are now fighting right now no less than 10 meters from me >playing dota 2 and shitposting >make this thread when are we going to make it?

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Only two types of anons on /v/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Need for Speed Underground 2 NEEDDING PEED UNDER CADUNI : Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)17:40:50 No.660782031 Need For Speed Underground 2 Please enter the entire code found in the white box at the lower left of the back of the DVD/CD case. >keygen_gamename.exe Next>> ow.png 249 KB PNG >Man f--- Steam and its DRM >things were so much better before that Cancel 12/15/23(Fri)17:41:22 No.660782046 >>660782226 # >>660782743 # >>660784054 #
: Anonymous Need for Speed Underground 2 NEEDDING PEED UNDER CADUNI : Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)17:40:50 No.660782031 Need For Speed Underground 2 Please enter the entire code found in the white box at the lower left of the back of the DVD/CD case. >keygen_gamename.exe Next>> ow.png 249 KB PNG >Man f--- Steam and its DRM >things were so much better before that Cancel 12/15/23(Fri)17:41:22 No.660782046 >>660782226 # >>660782743 # >>660784054 #

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Disabled girl at the talent show | /r/Greentext

File: 1391496234995.png-(98 KB, 390x310, 1354696871942.png) Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)00:43:54 UTC-6 No.530707426 >crippled girl in talent show >like Christopher Reeves crippled, quads style >talent is she can tie a cherry stem in a knot in her mouth >fuggin hot m8 I'll watch >takes her 5 minutes That is an eternity on stage, FYI >she can't do it, struggling so hard >admits defeat while sobbing. >principle demands we applaud >worst pity clap ever >some guy in the back yells: "HEY HOW ABOUT YOU PRACTICE ON MY D--- MORE?" >everybody shocked by insensitivity >crippled girl wheels over to principle and demands mic "It is hard enough with a cherry stem, I think I should master that before I work on smaller stuff" >assembly erupts in laughter >Rachel you are my hero, wherever you are
File: 1391496234995.png-(98 KB, 390x310, 1354696871942.png) Anonymous 02/04/14(Tue)00:43:54 UTC-6 No.530707426 >crippled girl in talent show >like Christopher Reeves crippled, quads style >talent is she can tie a cherry stem in a knot in her mouth >fuggin hot m8 I'll watch >takes her 5 minutes That is an eternity on stage, FYI >she can't do it, struggling so hard >admits defeat while sobbing. >principle demands we applaud >worst pity clap ever >some guy in the back yells: "HEY HOW ABOUT YOU PRACTICE ON MY D--- MORE?" >everybody shocked by insensitivity >crippled girl wheels over to principle and demands mic "It is hard enough with a cherry stem, I think I should master that before I work on smaller stuff" >assembly erupts in laughter >Rachel you are my hero, wherever you are

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Honestly, based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/17/23(Sun)08:04:12 No.910936344 8 KB JPG > go to therapist because I keep getting harassed to > talk about it > no body who f------ begged me to go asks how it was > therapist has some nice t--- > go to therapy to look at t--- and it's free because it's state issued The state can suck my mouldy penis
: Anonymous 12/17/23(Sun)08:04:12 No.910936344 8 KB JPG > go to therapist because I keep getting harassed to > talk about it > no body who f------ begged me to go asks how it was > therapist has some nice t--- > go to therapy to look at t--- and it's free because it's state issued The state can suck my mouldy penis

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Anon gets boob | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)23:56:15 No.850346129 > be me > have to s--- > lightbulb.jpeg > realize poop mirrored is boob > s--- > pull s--- out of toilet > hold it up to mirror > technically holding boob > cya virgins
Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)23:56:15 No.850346129 > be me > have to s--- > lightbulb.jpeg > realize poop mirrored is boob > s--- > pull s--- out of toilet > hold it up to mirror > technically holding boob > cya virgins

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Anons friend dates a hungarian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 22:27:08 No.75787434 >Be me romanian nationalist >Start dating this ukranian girl >tfw gf >My friend doesn't miss and gets a gf >She is hungarian >try to talk him out of it, he doesn't listen >End our 15 year old friendship Sorry Florin but my loyalty to romania is greater than our friendship 220 KB PNG
: Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 22:27:08 No.75787434 >Be me romanian nationalist >Start dating this ukranian girl >tfw gf >My friend doesn't miss and gets a gf >She is hungarian >try to talk him out of it, he doesn't listen >End our 15 year old friendship Sorry Florin but my loyalty to romania is greater than our friendship 220 KB PNG

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Anon doesn't like boomers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 60412750 1.0 MB JPG 1 hr. ago... >>60412703 It's pretty disgusting that boomers spend 500,000 on some bunker fantasy when their grand kids could go college or buy a small house. I saw a car channel track down a boomer who had like 50 cars rotting away in his front & back yard, the youtube host asked the boomer what's going on and the boomer said that he gave up trying to fix them and when pressed why he doesn't sell the cars that get salvaged, and the boomer said he likes watching them rot into the ground. The boomer admitted that he doesn't care what the wife does with the cars after he dies, the wife looks traumatized like she has a 1000 yard state.So what's going to happen is the wife is going to call in the crusher once her husband died old age. The channel mentioned that the owner of those cars bragged about how rare the cars are, and the boomer said he doesn't care & going to enjoy watching them rot into the ground. The boomer is like that grand kid who inherited the 1911 and had it made into an art piece out of spite for his death father/ grandfather.
Anonymous | 60412750 1.0 MB JPG 1 hr. ago... >>60412703 It's pretty disgusting that boomers spend 500,000 on some bunker fantasy when their grand kids could go college or buy a small house. I saw a car channel track down a boomer who had like 50 cars rotting away in his front & back yard, the youtube host asked the boomer what's going on and the boomer said that he gave up trying to fix them and when pressed why he doesn't sell the cars that get salvaged, and the boomer said he likes watching them rot into the ground. The boomer admitted that he doesn't care what the wife does with the cars after he dies, the wife looks traumatized like she has a 1000 yard state.So what's going to happen is the wife is going to call in the crusher once her husband died old age. The channel mentioned that the owner of those cars bragged about how rare the cars are, and the boomer said he doesn't care & going to enjoy watching them rot into the ground. The boomer is like that grand kid who inherited the 1911 and had it made into an art piece out of spite for his death father/ grandfather.

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Pic related | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why are they like that 12/17/23(Sun) 09:36:12 No.910939308 WOMEN, HAHAHAHAHA! Bild_2023-12-17_033609417.png 246 KB PNG Did this ever happen to you /b/ros? >Gf broke up despite stating multiple times after break up that she still loves me more than anyone else and cant ever forget me >proceeds to leave me on read and drown any thought of me or our relationship in going out with her friends and another man >Just last night she "accidentally" called me but wants no contact. What even are women
: Anonymous Why are they like that 12/17/23(Sun) 09:36:12 No.910939308 WOMEN, HAHAHAHAHA! Bild_2023-12-17_033609417.png 246 KB PNG Did this ever happen to you /b/ros? >Gf broke up despite stating multiple times after break up that she still loves me more than anyone else and cant ever forget me >proceeds to leave me on read and drown any thought of me or our relationship in going out with her friends and another man >Just last night she "accidentally" called me but wants no contact. What even are women

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No way he lived | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: a65+zadB ) [ 12/17/23(Sun)08:21:50 No.452135614 Close >be Ukrainian >refuse to get drafted >come to local council meeting >throw frag grenades in the room >refuse to elaborate >don't leave 18+ >somehow survive Step aside Grzegorz Braun. You've got some serious competition for most based man of the year award.
Anonymous (ID: a65+zadB ) [ 12/17/23(Sun)08:21:50 No.452135614 Close >be Ukrainian >refuse to get drafted >come to local council meeting >throw frag grenades in the room >refuse to elaborate >don't leave 18+ >somehow survive Step aside Grzegorz Braun. You've got some serious competition for most based man of the year award.

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Anon's brother is great | /r/Greentext

353 KB PNG Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro
353 KB PNG Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro

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Out of the frying pan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB PNG 12/15/23(Fri)23:53:31 No.75774264 >been on 4chan for 15 years or something >decide it has become too toxic for me >decide to go check out reddit >sign up, become very active for several weeks >call someone "a dumb idiot" for saying retarded s--- >banned for 30 days
: Anonymous 4 KB PNG 12/15/23(Fri)23:53:31 No.75774264 >been on 4chan for 15 years or something >decide it has become too toxic for me >decide to go check out reddit >sign up, become very active for several weeks >call someone "a dumb idiot" for saying retarded s--- >banned for 30 days

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anon could be considered socially awkward | /r/Greentext

12/16/23(Sat)19:32:10 No.910935380 >Walk into local pizza place >see qt 3.14 cashier, her bangs were sticking out of her hat and she looked pretty nice >order a pepperoni and mushroom pizza, and a large coke >she says "coming right up, sir!" >w-- >immediately leave establishment without saying another word >don't even pick up order >I'm never going back >asked an online friend of 3 years if I was in the right >they say no >ghost their reply and block them on everything why the f--- did she say that? I don't even f------ know her : Mark 45 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 19:34:51 No.910935462 You're in the right anon, that chick seems like a f------ creep. If anything I'd also report her so she loses that job.
12/16/23(Sat)19:32:10 No.910935380 >Walk into local pizza place >see qt 3.14 cashier, her bangs were sticking out of her hat and she looked pretty nice >order a pepperoni and mushroom pizza, and a large coke >she says "coming right up, sir!" >w-- >immediately leave establishment without saying another word >don't even pick up order >I'm never going back >asked an online friend of 3 years if I was in the right >they say no >ghost their reply and block them on everything why the f--- did she say that? I don't even f------ know her : Mark 45 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 19:34:51 No.910935462 You're in the right anon, that chick seems like a f------ creep. If anything I'd also report her so she loses that job.

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anon questions the IDF's sincerity | /r/Greentext

Israel Gaza: Hostages were carrying white cloth when shot, IDF says ☐ Anonymous (ID: X18EyFbF 12/16/23(Sat)17:21:27 No.452125734 >Be IDF commander on 8 Oct >alright boys you know the drill. Every military age male you see - light 'em up! >3 dead hostages later >Oh wow those soldiers totally weren't following our ROE. An investigation of the highest order is in progress!
Israel Gaza: Hostages were carrying white cloth when shot, IDF says ☐ Anonymous (ID: X18EyFbF 12/16/23(Sat)17:21:27 No.452125734 >Be IDF commander on 8 Oct >alright boys you know the drill. Every military age male you see - light 'em up! >3 dead hostages later >Oh wow those soldiers totally weren't following our ROE. An investigation of the highest order is in progress!

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Trails of Online Time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: IjMv076s)! 6 KB PNG 12/16/23(Sat)03:09:54 No.19242339 >be on 4chan for 75 days without deleting history >thread watchers for 4chan and 4channel merge >delete history >have to wait 75 days before being able to see all watched threads on both sites in one place
Anonymous (ID: IjMv076s)! 6 KB PNG 12/16/23(Sat)03:09:54 No.19242339 >be on 4chan for 75 days without deleting history >thread watchers for 4chan and 4channel merge >delete history >have to wait 75 days before being able to see all watched threads on both sites in one place

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Anon talks to a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 67 KB JPG 09/02/21(Thu)23:36:38 No.65237130 >need to practice talking to women even in a friendly sense >think about where to find some who wouldn't be too judgemental >4chan naturally >go to /soc/ for the first time >add some women from the discord threads >message them >"hey, can we voice chat? i need to practice talking with girls" >"you sound like an autistic incel" >removes me instantly oh....
Anonymous 67 KB JPG 09/02/21(Thu)23:36:38 No.65237130 >need to practice talking to women even in a friendly sense >think about where to find some who wouldn't be too judgemental >4chan naturally >go to /soc/ for the first time >add some women from the discord threads >message them >"hey, can we voice chat? i need to practice talking with girls" >"you sound like an autistic incel" >removes me instantly oh....

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Anon doesn't understand anime character design | /r/Greentext

File: Hwerd.png (172 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)11:55:12 No.260685724 >>260686300 >>260686346 >Ah, a Japanese woman.
File: Hwerd.png (172 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)11:55:12 No.260685724 >>260686300 >>260686346 >Ah, a Japanese woman.

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Digital Dialectics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)03:40:05 No.75781915 >go on 4chan >everyone agrees women age worse than men >lurk crystal cafe >everyone agrees men age worse than women
Anonymous 20 KB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)03:40:05 No.75781915 >go on 4chan >everyone agrees women age worse than men >lurk crystal cafe >everyone agrees men age worse than women

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Forbidden Fascination | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)07:32:20 No.75783190 >be me, incel. Doing masters >an older women joins the course, she gives me attention. Is sweet to me. 170 KB JPG >start to like her,life is fun again,happy. >she leaves after a month, says she'd rather work than study. >back to being an incel again. :-/
Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat)07:32:20 No.75783190 >be me, incel. Doing masters >an older women joins the course, she gives me attention. Is sweet to me. 170 KB JPG >start to like her,life is fun again,happy. >she leaves after a month, says she'd rather work than study. >back to being an incel again. :-/

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Orgasm Odyssey | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 09:08:12 No.75783705 >wondered if female orgasm better than mens >A hormone 33 KB JPG >Jerked off >They weren't lying >Tossed out hormones because not a troon >Colors appeared differently >Enhanced senses and could gaslight people >Knew we got the s--- end of the stick from creation Adam needs his rib back give it now
Anonymous 12/16/23(Sat) 09:08:12 No.75783705 >wondered if female orgasm better than mens >A hormone 33 KB JPG >Jerked off >They weren't lying >Tossed out hormones because not a troon >Colors appeared differently >Enhanced senses and could gaslight people >Knew we got the s--- end of the stick from creation Adam needs his rib back give it now

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