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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_5265.png, 20KiB, 586x523 >across the room is a hot girl >this is my chance to escape the incel life >go up to her >she smiles >begin small talk >30 minutes pass and ask for her number >she gives it >good dream I just had Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 14:19:16 No.78331217 View Report >be me >live with mom at 27 >stayed in my room for the last month >finally get a chance to escape the confinements of this hell hole >mom drives me and her to a wedding >I can't drive because I still don't have license >arrive at wedding >mom talking to everyone and being very social >sit alone at a table away from everyone >play on my phone >now time to seriously ask her out in real life this time >get paralyzed in fear >end up not doing it >sit paralyzed from social fear for the next 4 hours >mom comes over and says we have to go >drive back home >still paralyzed in fear >arrive home >run to my room >j------- to the thought of dating the hot girl at the wedding >e-------- >feel extreme guilt for the girl >40 minutes later back at it again
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_5265.png, 20KiB, 586x523 >across the room is a hot girl >this is my chance to escape the incel life >go up to her >she smiles >begin small talk >30 minutes pass and ask for her number >she gives it >good dream I just had Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 14:19:16 No.78331217 View Report >be me >live with mom at 27 >stayed in my room for the last month >finally get a chance to escape the confinements of this hell hole >mom drives me and her to a wedding >I can't drive because I still don't have license >arrive at wedding >mom talking to everyone and being very social >sit alone at a table away from everyone >play on my phone >now time to seriously ask her out in real life this time >get paralyzed in fear >end up not doing it >sit paralyzed from social fear for the next 4 hours >mom comes over and says we have to go >drive back home >still paralyzed in fear >arrive home >run to my room >j------- to the thought of dating the hot girl at the wedding >e-------- >feel extreme guilt for the girl >40 minutes later back at it again

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_4680.png, 211KIB, 1200x675 Is this why I got fired? Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 04:40:02 No.78372190 View Report >Be me at work about a month ago >me and a boomer were complaining about how no where has plastic bags or straws thinking it was a safe space >I said just give me the straw I'll choke the turtle myself bro did not laugh at all and just stopped yapping
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO IMG_4680.png, 211KIB, 1200x675 Is this why I got fired? Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 04:40:02 No.78372190 View Report >Be me at work about a month ago >me and a boomer were complaining about how no where has plastic bags or straws thinking it was a safe space >I said just give me the straw I'll choke the turtle myself bro did not laugh at all and just stopped yapping

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blogpost aabout anons fat fuck stepfather | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sean-milliken-5aa2fc9225cb46dcad (...).jpg, 89KiB, 1200x900 TLC >CONSUMES GOYMEDIA FILLED WITH >mom had passed away, as of last year Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 02:22:09 No. 78360930 View Report I'm going to blogpost about my fat f--- stepfather. He's been in my life for 16 years and we're about to move out soon. >he looked his healthiest when I first met him as a child >has been working in a call center (now work from home) for just as long as I've known him >incessantly smokes cigarettes and constantly buys fast food (has me drive up to get him this dogshit like a gopher) >sleeps all day, add plenty of medications on top N------ AS IF ITS NOTHING WRONG >crank all of the above to depression eleven because he's such a dependent big baby >barely eats after he lays down, is a total night owl >mostly talks about books, movies, shows he's watched (I could care less of a s---) >listens to nu metal garbage >nauseating talks about fast food too The thing I do respect him for is that he does pay most of the bills and keep up with hygiene. Everything else renders him INSUFFERABLE to be with because of kiked gluttony. This is why you should hate fat people. Sickening.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sean-milliken-5aa2fc9225cb46dcad (...).jpg, 89KiB, 1200x900 TLC >CONSUMES GOYMEDIA FILLED WITH >mom had passed away, as of last year Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 02:22:09 No. 78360930 View Report I'm going to blogpost about my fat f--- stepfather. He's been in my life for 16 years and we're about to move out soon. >he looked his healthiest when I first met him as a child >has been working in a call center (now work from home) for just as long as I've known him >incessantly smokes cigarettes and constantly buys fast food (has me drive up to get him this dogshit like a gopher) >sleeps all day, add plenty of medications on top N------ AS IF ITS NOTHING WRONG >crank all of the above to depression eleven because he's such a dependent big baby >barely eats after he lays down, is a total night owl >mostly talks about books, movies, shows he's watched (I could care less of a s---) >listens to nu metal garbage >nauseating talks about fast food too The thing I do respect him for is that he does pay most of the bills and keep up with hygiene. Everything else renders him INSUFFERABLE to be with because of kiked gluttony. This is why you should hate fat people. Sickening.

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Anonymous W-- is this crap ON G 9 KB JPG 03/03/21(Wed)18:05:17 No.62589250 W-- just happened. >be me >indian male in uni > walk past a group of 3 hot blonde girls > i hear one of them say "ew curry you stink" > all three of them start laughing >recognize one of them in my lit class >find her ig it says "BLM! / LGBQT+ activist / etc" Why are women like this. 23 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous W-- is this crap ON G 9 KB JPG 03/03/21(Wed)18:05:17 No.62589250 W-- just happened. >be me >indian male in uni > walk past a group of 3 hot blonde girls > i hear one of them say "ew curry you stink" > all three of them start laughing >recognize one of them in my lit class >find her ig it says "BLM! / LGBQT+ activist / etc" Why are women like this. 23 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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anon protests agains a protest | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image_2024-08-01_183859842.png, 759KiB, 1600x1067 Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 17:43:54 No.78355707 View Report >Be me >Driving My car to GDK while listening to music >Drive past Supermarket >There is a isrealpalestine protest >Signs saying "Honk if you support" etc... >Time to f--- with them >Drive round again >Type "c-- throne" into youtube >Up my volume >Apply sunglasses >Lower down the windows >Lower down my speed >"IT WAS A MISTAKE TO C-- HERE" >Stare into their shocked faces while cruising past >Drive to GDK and dine on kebab Today was a good day
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image_2024-08-01_183859842.png, 759KiB, 1600x1067 Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 17:43:54 No.78355707 View Report >Be me >Driving My car to GDK while listening to music >Drive past Supermarket >There is a isrealpalestine protest >Signs saying "Honk if you support" etc... >Time to f--- with them >Drive round again >Type "c-- throne" into youtube >Up my volume >Apply sunglasses >Lower down the windows >Lower down my speed >"IT WAS A MISTAKE TO C-- HERE" >Stare into their shocked faces while cruising past >Drive to GDK and dine on kebab Today was a good day

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ d6c7242e28d9992cd7da316654247cc4.jpg, 53KIB, 736x1030 p--- is terrifying Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 00:41:31 No.78336851 View Report >be me >find recipe for space cake >decide to bake it >eat a slice, nothing happens >wait 10 minutes >still nothing >must be weak >eat half the cake >ohshit.jpg >decide to watch p--- to relax >first video >girl screams in agony while taking a giant dong >w-- >second video >5 dudes, 1 chick >she's screaming like she's being murdered, she's being squished and has no space to breathe >getting uncomfortable but too stoned to stop >third video >Japanese stuff, the whole atmosphere is sick >go to front page in hope for vanilla stuff >every thumbnail is scaring me, having stone vision of o----- in hell >brain is melting guys, it's been 3 weeks and p---/sex still terrifies me
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ d6c7242e28d9992cd7da316654247cc4.jpg, 53KIB, 736x1030 p--- is terrifying Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2024 00:41:31 No.78336851 View Report >be me >find recipe for space cake >decide to bake it >eat a slice, nothing happens >wait 10 minutes >still nothing >must be weak >eat half the cake >ohshit.jpg >decide to watch p--- to relax >first video >girl screams in agony while taking a giant dong >w-- >second video >5 dudes, 1 chick >she's screaming like she's being murdered, she's being squished and has no space to breathe >getting uncomfortable but too stoned to stop >third video >Japanese stuff, the whole atmosphere is sick >go to front page in hope for vanilla stuff >every thumbnail is scaring me, having stone vision of o----- in hell >brain is melting guys, it's been 3 weeks and p---/sex still terrifies me

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>>162988408 (OP) # I force latinas who date me to wear Wehrmacht uniforms
>>162988408 (OP) # I force latinas who date me to wear Wehrmacht uniforms

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Anon gets a gift from his weight loss group | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 252 KB JPG 08/02/24(Fri)20:20:43 No.74828419 >get free gym session from my weight loss group >go to gym >looks great >high tech machines, saunas, weights, pool >do some light walking on treadmill >sweating loads, grab towel from big bucket at entrance to changing rooms >shower and dry off >towel smells like ass and pubes >get dressed and complain about towel at front desk >tell them they need to sack the idiot who washes the towels >"that was the dirty towel bin, sir" >all the front desk staff start laughing hysterically >some other gym members overhear and laugh too >immediately leave >can still hear them laughing from outside Im getting Burger King and McDonalds tonight.
: Anonymous 252 KB JPG 08/02/24(Fri)20:20:43 No.74828419 >get free gym session from my weight loss group >go to gym >looks great >high tech machines, saunas, weights, pool >do some light walking on treadmill >sweating loads, grab towel from big bucket at entrance to changing rooms >shower and dry off >towel smells like ass and pubes >get dressed and complain about towel at front desk >tell them they need to sack the idiot who washes the towels >"that was the dirty towel bin, sir" >all the front desk staff start laughing hysterically >some other gym members overhear and laugh too >immediately leave >can still hear them laughing from outside Im getting Burger King and McDonalds tonight.

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ full.png, 33KIB, 187x140 I can't understand women Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 12:15:39 No.78330356 View Report >be me, 21m acoustic KHV a few days ago >female friend calls me >"Hey Anon, wanna hang out for the day?" >"whynot" >she comes pick me up at my house with her car >she brings me to a nice touristic town an hour from driving >we spend the day walking and talking in town >because of tism, there are a few awkward silences (and I think she may have tism too) >anyway, mfw when it actually feels good to have human interaction >"Oh btw Anon, a friend of your told me you need a woman in your life..." >w--.jpg >"Ha ha, I don't know why he told you this, currently I focus on school" >later >she invites me to a nice restaurant >she insists she pay herself for my meal >Wow >I start wondering more and more if she is just really friendly or if she is looking for something "more" >too much a coward to ask >I'm having a nice moment so I'm not asking any question >later >at the very end of the day, she casually drop the information that she have a boyfriend >I'm surprised but I don't react >looking back, it seems that she actively hid this information until this exact moment bros, what the f--- happened? is this just a normal human interaction and I'm too chronically online to understand?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ full.png, 33KIB, 187x140 I can't understand women Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 12:15:39 No.78330356 View Report >be me, 21m acoustic KHV a few days ago >female friend calls me >"Hey Anon, wanna hang out for the day?" >"whynot" >she comes pick me up at my house with her car >she brings me to a nice touristic town an hour from driving >we spend the day walking and talking in town >because of tism, there are a few awkward silences (and I think she may have tism too) >anyway, mfw when it actually feels good to have human interaction >"Oh btw Anon, a friend of your told me you need a woman in your life..." >w--.jpg >"Ha ha, I don't know why he told you this, currently I focus on school" >later >she invites me to a nice restaurant >she insists she pay herself for my meal >Wow >I start wondering more and more if she is just really friendly or if she is looking for something "more" >too much a coward to ask >I'm having a nice moment so I'm not asking any question >later >at the very end of the day, she casually drop the information that she have a boyfriend >I'm surprised but I don't react >looking back, it seems that she actively hid this information until this exact moment bros, what the f--- happened? is this just a normal human interaction and I'm too chronically online to understand?

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ IMG_0165.jpg, 43KiB, 474x474 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:56:23 No. 78309817 View Report >started going on leddit and reading "am i the a------" posts >outof morbid curiosity about the lives and thoughts of normies or at least people who would present themselves as normies Kek, these people have no spines and basically ask permission to be upset about getting abused by clear psychopaths. Reddit really is gay as f--- >m-my wife called me a small d--- loser and demanded i do all the chores or she would divorce me and take the kids and all my money >am i the a------ for saying i want 5 minutes of free time in my cuck shed a day?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ IMG_0165.jpg, 43KiB, 474x474 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:56:23 No. 78309817 View Report >started going on leddit and reading "am i the a------" posts >outof morbid curiosity about the lives and thoughts of normies or at least people who would present themselves as normies Kek, these people have no spines and basically ask permission to be upset about getting abused by clear psychopaths. Reddit really is gay as f--- >m-my wife called me a small d--- loser and demanded i do all the chores or she would divorce me and take the kids and all my money >am i the a------ for saying i want 5 minutes of free time in my cuck shed a day?

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name: Bloodedge the Griffin age: 16 gender: male weapon: bloodedge (gets str with every kill) attacks: blood slash, blood s blood stab finisher: blood decapitate personality: dosen't get alon Quahog, the Griffins fear bu respects him, prefers to be alone listen to music or train favorite bands: KoRn, Syste Down, Shinedown friends: Stewie, Retep, Gok quote: "meh"listens to m 116KiB, 1179x1259, Snapchat-568216189.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO My little brother and parents are the reason im ending my bloodline [2/1/1] Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:22:43 No.78374743 View Reply Original Report Thread 1/2 and ignore the pic My little brother is becoming an egotistical a------ >be me >oldest of 2 boys > little brother is 11 years old >parents came from 2 very different backgrounds and so did we for the first 6 years of my life >dad came from typical middle class family >never struggled >was an amazing baseball player his whole life but got kicked off the team in high school for not having good grades >ended up spending his teens and 20's partying until he got my mom pregnant >mom came from a broken family >her supposed dad left before she was born >her mom was a meth head and a pill head >only good people in her life were her step dad's surprisingly even tho they were addicts too (I still call one of them my grandpa to this day) >met my dad right before she turned 18 and got with him because she thought he was younger and he thought she was older >they party until my dad knocks up my mom and I'm born >life wasn't bad for me >parents split up when I was 2 but I still had a good time >mom still comes over sometimes to "spend the night with me" but was actually cheating on her bf with my dad >eventually knocks her up again and little brother is born >the day he was born was one of the happiest days of my life and I was one of the first people to hold him >parents get back together and move into trailer park where my mom's parents live and life is good >ff to when I start school and I have to move in with my aunt for the weekdays because the school near her isn't full of rich assholes like the one in my town (we lived in the poorest part) >brother is left at trailer park with parents >things go ok for the most part >my brother tells little lies every now and then but we think it's cute because it's nothing harmful >ff to when I was 6 and we move closer to the school near my aunts and I can finally live with my family >things were great and my brother started school >he was popular immediately cuz he's more social unlike me Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:46:50 No.78374886 >ff a few years and parents break up because mom cheated >dad becomes neet >house looks worse >my grades slip and I become less social Report > little brothers lying problem gets worse and stops taking care of hygiene but still stays popular somehow >he leaves half eaten food around and a lot of it ends up getting moldy >he starts playing baseball, basketball, and football >he's always the tallest kid and was pretty decent for a little kid >as he kept playing he got worse somehow >ended up being scared of being hit by a baseball because a kid on his team got hit right in the balls by a line drive even tho he's been hit by the ball countless times before and after the incident >he ends up becoming way too focused on what he wears and being the next steph curry or Derek jeter even tho he can't shoot or bat for s--- >one day when we were at our grandpa's and he was playing fortnite because it had just came out a few months ago >brother ends up buying $600 worth of vbucks and gets our acc banned before he can spend them >family is p----- and all they do is make him delete fortnite off everything >ff to this year and my brother ended up stealing a bunch of money from our grandma to buy s--- on the oculus quest >doesn't even get his ass busted just his oculus and phone taken away >ends up stealing almost $1000 from our grandma and using on the f------ tiktok shop and gets an Xbox series x >HE ONLY GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN FOR A WEEK >stole our uncles credit card and bought expensive underwear he doesn't wear >nothing happened and he ended up going on a trip to Florida with family I might kill myself anons I got my ass whooped and my s--- taken if I had bad grades or back talked but he's just getting rewarded or getting a slap on the wrists. I'm contemplating asking my family to put him in Military school because they almost put me in it because I was a little c--- for a while and I changed for the better after that but I'm worried they'll just call me an a------
name: Bloodedge the Griffin age: 16 gender: male weapon: bloodedge (gets str with every kill) attacks: blood slash, blood s blood stab finisher: blood decapitate personality: dosen't get alon Quahog, the Griffins fear bu respects him, prefers to be alone listen to music or train favorite bands: KoRn, Syste Down, Shinedown friends: Stewie, Retep, Gok quote: "meh"listens to m 116KiB, 1179x1259, Snapchat-568216189.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO My little brother and parents are the reason im ending my bloodline [2/1/1] Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:22:43 No.78374743 View Reply Original Report Thread 1/2 and ignore the pic My little brother is becoming an egotistical a------ >be me >oldest of 2 boys > little brother is 11 years old >parents came from 2 very different backgrounds and so did we for the first 6 years of my life >dad came from typical middle class family >never struggled >was an amazing baseball player his whole life but got kicked off the team in high school for not having good grades >ended up spending his teens and 20's partying until he got my mom pregnant >mom came from a broken family >her supposed dad left before she was born >her mom was a meth head and a pill head >only good people in her life were her step dad's surprisingly even tho they were addicts too (I still call one of them my grandpa to this day) >met my dad right before she turned 18 and got with him because she thought he was younger and he thought she was older >they party until my dad knocks up my mom and I'm born >life wasn't bad for me >parents split up when I was 2 but I still had a good time >mom still comes over sometimes to "spend the night with me" but was actually cheating on her bf with my dad >eventually knocks her up again and little brother is born >the day he was born was one of the happiest days of my life and I was one of the first people to hold him >parents get back together and move into trailer park where my mom's parents live and life is good >ff to when I start school and I have to move in with my aunt for the weekdays because the school near her isn't full of rich assholes like the one in my town (we lived in the poorest part) >brother is left at trailer park with parents >things go ok for the most part >my brother tells little lies every now and then but we think it's cute because it's nothing harmful >ff to when I was 6 and we move closer to the school near my aunts and I can finally live with my family >things were great and my brother started school >he was popular immediately cuz he's more social unlike me Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:46:50 No.78374886 >ff a few years and parents break up because mom cheated >dad becomes neet >house looks worse >my grades slip and I become less social Report > little brothers lying problem gets worse and stops taking care of hygiene but still stays popular somehow >he leaves half eaten food around and a lot of it ends up getting moldy >he starts playing baseball, basketball, and football >he's always the tallest kid and was pretty decent for a little kid >as he kept playing he got worse somehow >ended up being scared of being hit by a baseball because a kid on his team got hit right in the balls by a line drive even tho he's been hit by the ball countless times before and after the incident >he ends up becoming way too focused on what he wears and being the next steph curry or Derek jeter even tho he can't shoot or bat for s--- >one day when we were at our grandpa's and he was playing fortnite because it had just came out a few months ago >brother ends up buying $600 worth of vbucks and gets our acc banned before he can spend them >family is p----- and all they do is make him delete fortnite off everything >ff to this year and my brother ended up stealing a bunch of money from our grandma to buy s--- on the oculus quest >doesn't even get his ass busted just his oculus and phone taken away >ends up stealing almost $1000 from our grandma and using on the f------ tiktok shop and gets an Xbox series x >HE ONLY GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN FOR A WEEK >stole our uncles credit card and bought expensive underwear he doesn't wear >nothing happened and he ended up going on a trip to Florida with family I might kill myself anons I got my ass whooped and my s--- taken if I had bad grades or back talked but he's just getting rewarded or getting a slap on the wrists. I'm contemplating asking my family to put him in Military school because they almost put me in it because I was a little c--- for a while and I changed for the better after that but I'm worried they'll just call me an a------

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + 1f18486109a2d7594d86856085dda36b.jpg, 45KiB, 815x814 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:15:33 No.78307301 View Report >be me >break glass on the table >shards everywhere >clean them >tiny shards still everywhere What should I do? I feel like I wont be able to live in my room ever again because of these tiny glass shards. I used vacuum but they are still kinda everywhere
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + 1f18486109a2d7594d86856085dda36b.jpg, 45KiB, 815x814 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:15:33 No.78307301 View Report >be me >break glass on the table >shards everywhere >clean them >tiny shards still everywhere What should I do? I feel like I wont be able to live in my room ever again because of these tiny glass shards. I used vacuum but they are still kinda everywhere

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO F43216C4-49C6-42FC-AD64-D2698C72 (...).jpg, 116KiB, 600x800 Why is he such an a------? Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:40:10 No.78356238 View Report >ah yes my creation >I made them in my image >they are so beautiful >you know what would be funny? >make them grow teeth and let them fall out >wait wait you are gonna love this >let them grow a second pair of teeth >now create a little creature that will ensure their teeth slowly rot no matter how well they clean >make the second teeth their permanent teeth! >HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE INEVITABLE >now let me create a creature I will call a shark >make them grow infinite teeth just to flex What the f--- was his problem?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO F43216C4-49C6-42FC-AD64-D2698C72 (...).jpg, 116KiB, 600x800 Why is he such an a------? Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:40:10 No.78356238 View Report >ah yes my creation >I made them in my image >they are so beautiful >you know what would be funny? >make them grow teeth and let them fall out >wait wait you are gonna love this >let them grow a second pair of teeth >now create a little creature that will ensure their teeth slowly rot no matter how well they clean >make the second teeth their permanent teeth! >HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE INEVITABLE >now let me create a creature I will call a shark >make them grow infinite teeth just to flex What the f--- was his problem?

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 5a8d98db49f052f5cf93f1a536793ed0 (...).png, 285KiB, 544x363 Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 19:23:27 No.78277306 View Report >be me >be bored >decide to finally go through my Terraria worlds that I found backed up on an old hard drive last month >go to steam >install 2017 version of terraria for the nostalgia >insert the world files into the proper directory >boot it up >instant nostalgia as I hear the main menu ost >create new character >world 1: "world created 5th July 2015", world 2: "world created 9th of July 2015". >both were worlds that I played on with my former best friend when we were teenagers >walk through old bases >we had so many dumb signs and retarded structures, I am instantly reminded about tons of inside jokes that I completely forgot about >am reminded of moments & conversations between us that I forgot about >suddenly remember how much fun we used to have & how much I miss him >realize I will never be a teenager again >I will never come home from school and play games for the rest of the day again >realize I will never be friends with my former best friend again >cry How things have changed. I would do anything to travel back in time & prevent myself from becoming a friendless incel.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 5a8d98db49f052f5cf93f1a536793ed0 (...).png, 285KiB, 544x363 Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 19:23:27 No.78277306 View Report >be me >be bored >decide to finally go through my Terraria worlds that I found backed up on an old hard drive last month >go to steam >install 2017 version of terraria for the nostalgia >insert the world files into the proper directory >boot it up >instant nostalgia as I hear the main menu ost >create new character >world 1: "world created 5th July 2015", world 2: "world created 9th of July 2015". >both were worlds that I played on with my former best friend when we were teenagers >walk through old bases >we had so many dumb signs and retarded structures, I am instantly reminded about tons of inside jokes that I completely forgot about >am reminded of moments & conversations between us that I forgot about >suddenly remember how much fun we used to have & how much I miss him >realize I will never be a teenager again >I will never come home from school and play games for the rest of the day again >realize I will never be friends with my former best friend again >cry How things have changed. I would do anything to travel back in time & prevent myself from becoming a friendless incel.

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Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?
Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?

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anon invades the red light district | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO +C788DD06-A403-48C0-AF53-6D4F438D (...).jpg, 446KiB, 828x828 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:49:59 No. 78384553 View Report >be me >massive incel loser >can't get a girl to like me romantically no matter what >have at best gotten into the friendzone >after living life for almost 20 years, without ever touching a woman, I give up >decide to go to notorious red light district in my country, as a way to lose it >overcome by strong feelings of disgust, discomfort and urge to destroy it >It reeks of piss, all sorts of drugs and trash >shittons of freaks, junkies, homosexuals wearing fetish clothing waltz within it >see people get p----- on by prostitutes >Filled by thoughts of how common this was within the weimar republic of germany, I leave the scene in disgust. Hoping to only ever enter it as part of a invading force intending to destroy it I just can't do it anons. I can't get laid normally with women and w----- and the places they inhabit disgust me so severely that I am filled with geniune hatred and rage. Am I just doomed to being a virgin forever? Should I just become a monk or something?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO +C788DD06-A403-48C0-AF53-6D4F438D (...).jpg, 446KiB, 828x828 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:49:59 No. 78384553 View Report >be me >massive incel loser >can't get a girl to like me romantically no matter what >have at best gotten into the friendzone >after living life for almost 20 years, without ever touching a woman, I give up >decide to go to notorious red light district in my country, as a way to lose it >overcome by strong feelings of disgust, discomfort and urge to destroy it >It reeks of piss, all sorts of drugs and trash >shittons of freaks, junkies, homosexuals wearing fetish clothing waltz within it >see people get p----- on by prostitutes >Filled by thoughts of how common this was within the weimar republic of germany, I leave the scene in disgust. Hoping to only ever enter it as part of a invading force intending to destroy it I just can't do it anons. I can't get laid normally with women and w----- and the places they inhabit disgust me so severely that I am filled with geniune hatred and rage. Am I just doomed to being a virgin forever? Should I just become a monk or something?

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life of a gooner | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dcb.jpg, 79KiB, 680x680 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 08:24:28 No.78384807 View Report >be me >coom really hard >hardest i ever coomed >coom so hard i astral project >could fix it all so easily >snap back to reality >feel the shame of a hundred ancestors >the hyper awareness fades as i feel horny again >look down >realize what i must do >that i must coom to save myself and possibly this world >even if it kills me >coom
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dcb.jpg, 79KiB, 680x680 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 08:24:28 No.78384807 View Report >be me >coom really hard >hardest i ever coomed >coom so hard i astral project >could fix it all so easily >snap back to reality >feel the shame of a hundred ancestors >the hyper awareness fades as i feel horny again >look down >realize what i must do >that i must coom to save myself and possibly this world >even if it kills me >coom

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It's herover. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Future of the GREAT hero D(...) work 7 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat)05:20:41 No.269467840 > broken expensive iron man suit > goes back to be a teacher > years pass > see the sons and daughters of his successful classmates attending school > see ochako son > goes home after a long day of > puts a noose at ceiling > "I'm here" written in his old fan all might frame > It's over
Anonymous The Future of the GREAT hero D(...) work 7 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat)05:20:41 No.269467840 > broken expensive iron man suit > goes back to be a teacher > years pass > see the sons and daughters of his successful classmates attending school > see ochako son > goes home after a long day of > puts a noose at ceiling > "I'm here" written in his old fan all might frame > It's over

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the life of the observer | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓eb58c503570570015bdfc649ee0ab70e.jpg, 133KiB, 1918x1080 >28 now The life of the observer Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 02:44:17 No. 78382293 >be me 13 discover internet in all it's beauty >be me 16 have 5 different gf's at the same time online from my school >be me 18 never got to f--- a girl, even though I had plenty of opportunities, rejected them all >develop social anxiety and depression >just live life as an observer for 10 years >no interest in anything but to observe >keep observing and being quiet and nonexistent for the world >see old friends having children and getting married >not achieved anything but saw everything that humanity has to offer online >don't care or feel anything but society tells me I need to feel shame and guilt about it >come to /r9k/ to post this to tell everyone about my shame and guilt I have to feel >still feel nothing View Report
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓eb58c503570570015bdfc649ee0ab70e.jpg, 133KiB, 1918x1080 >28 now The life of the observer Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 02:44:17 No. 78382293 >be me 13 discover internet in all it's beauty >be me 16 have 5 different gf's at the same time online from my school >be me 18 never got to f--- a girl, even though I had plenty of opportunities, rejected them all >develop social anxiety and depression >just live life as an observer for 10 years >no interest in anything but to observe >keep observing and being quiet and nonexistent for the world >see old friends having children and getting married >not achieved anything but saw everything that humanity has to offer online >don't care or feel anything but society tells me I need to feel shame and guilt about it >come to /r9k/ to post this to tell everyone about my shame and guilt I have to feel >still feel nothing View Report

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incel meets femcel | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ clueless-aware.gif, 108KiB, 110x112 What's wrong with this bitch? Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:51:54 No.78308032 View Report dealing with >be me >meet girl through my sister >comes off looking hostile and talks so silently you almost can't even hear her >asks me to follow me on her insta so I follow her >has the same username on her Twitter and Reddit, so I decide to stalk her a bit to know what I'm >tweets 100 tweets in a single day and all of them are being angry at men and fighting men online >her reddit history is 300,000k karma and all of them are all on femcel subs How tf did I meet someone more miserable and chronically online than me? Is God trying to send me a message?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ clueless-aware.gif, 108KiB, 110x112 What's wrong with this bitch? Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:51:54 No.78308032 View Report dealing with >be me >meet girl through my sister >comes off looking hostile and talks so silently you almost can't even hear her >asks me to follow me on her insta so I follow her >has the same username on her Twitter and Reddit, so I decide to stalk her a bit to know what I'm >tweets 100 tweets in a single day and all of them are being angry at men and fighting men online >her reddit history is 300,000k karma and all of them are all on femcel subs How tf did I meet someone more miserable and chronically online than me? Is God trying to send me a message?

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