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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat) 04:22:10 No.78369609 >tfw dad turns 60 in a few days I dont want my parents to get old, fellas.
: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat) 04:22:10 No.78369609 >tfw dad turns 60 in a few days I dont want my parents to get old, fellas.

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Anon loves his cat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG >be me 06/25/22(Sat) 16:14:58 No.69175611 >meet girl at party >take her home after hitting it off >get hot and heavy in bed >tell her I don't have any condoms >she doesn't mind, says we can just cuddle >cat comes in and sits on my dresser >immediately get up and start playing with cat >play with cat for long time >girl gets up and starts putting on her clothes >ask if shes alright >lame excuse of saying she had to be somewhere >ok then, maybe another time >go back to playing with cat >girl leaves, messages me later calling me a f----- for paying more attention to the cat than her >don't care, cat comes and sleeps next to me for the night I love my cat
Anonymous 16 KB JPG >be me 06/25/22(Sat) 16:14:58 No.69175611 >meet girl at party >take her home after hitting it off >get hot and heavy in bed >tell her I don't have any condoms >she doesn't mind, says we can just cuddle >cat comes in and sits on my dresser >immediately get up and start playing with cat >play with cat for long time >girl gets up and starts putting on her clothes >ask if shes alright >lame excuse of saying she had to be somewhere >ok then, maybe another time >go back to playing with cat >girl leaves, messages me later calling me a f----- for paying more attention to the cat than her >don't care, cat comes and sleeps next to me for the night I love my cat

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Anon gets a house | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/30/19(Fri)22:57:36 No.808404199 When your dog has something in its mouth and won't drop it 44 KB JPG >Hear footsteps >be me >get first house, real cheap but ok neighborhood >second night >Sitting at the computer in my new living room >Turnaround.mvk >Black homeless dude broke in and froze like I couldn't see him >Tell him it's fine, he's an idiot because my first house has no furniture >End up smoking all of his pot with him I had no money and he didn't stab me because he thinks I'm chill so worked out all around.
Anonymous 08/30/19(Fri)22:57:36 No.808404199 When your dog has something in its mouth and won't drop it 44 KB JPG >Hear footsteps >be me >get first house, real cheap but ok neighborhood >second night >Sitting at the computer in my new living room >Turnaround.mvk >Black homeless dude broke in and froze like I couldn't see him >Tell him it's fine, he's an idiot because my first house has no furniture >End up smoking all of his pot with him I had no money and he didn't stab me because he thinks I'm chill so worked out all around.

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Like it or not, but this guy is content and happy with his lot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous B 08/01/24(Thu)19:54:55 No.200460410 >that shy quiet guy at work who doesn't talk to anyone unless spoken to Is this you in you're c---? 82 KB JPG Anonymous Says he has no hobbies, but still lives a "busy life" Never shares his political views Knows a suspicious amount of trivial things and interesting factoids about society. Never elaborates on how he knows these things 08/01/24(Thu)19:58:56 No.200460452 You think you once heard him say something f----- up, at a social gathering, but everyone chose to ignore it. You aren't sure that it wasn't just a dream. Responds to questions with a shrug and a smile Seemingly immune to social drama Always polite Only has a few friends He could be extremely rich or poor. Impossible to say. Has never complained Always has time to help about work related problems aloof person 2.jpg 378 KB JPG Never seen in the company of a romantic partner Never wears anything flashy >>200460492 # >>200460502 # >>200460510 # >>200460528 # >>200462739
Anonymous B 08/01/24(Thu)19:54:55 No.200460410 >that shy quiet guy at work who doesn't talk to anyone unless spoken to Is this you in you're c---? 82 KB JPG Anonymous Says he has no hobbies, but still lives a "busy life" Never shares his political views Knows a suspicious amount of trivial things and interesting factoids about society. Never elaborates on how he knows these things 08/01/24(Thu)19:58:56 No.200460452 You think you once heard him say something f----- up, at a social gathering, but everyone chose to ignore it. You aren't sure that it wasn't just a dream. Responds to questions with a shrug and a smile Seemingly immune to social drama Always polite Only has a few friends He could be extremely rich or poor. Impossible to say. Has never complained Always has time to help about work related problems aloof person 2.jpg 378 KB JPG Never seen in the company of a romantic partner Never wears anything flashy >>200460492 # >>200460502 # >>200460510 # >>200460528 # >>200462739

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Anon plays Forza | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/08/2024, 00:24:35 No.16993248 30 KB JPEG > Be me > Playing Forza on hardest difficulty > "Objective: Beat Jaun" > Have multiple attempts and finally beat him > Next race > "Objective: Beat Clyde" > Takes a few attempts, but I finally beat him by one second > Next race > "Objective: Beat Holly" > Take her on the first corner and win by 17 seconds What did Microsoft mean by this?
Anonymous 03/08/2024, 00:24:35 No.16993248 30 KB JPEG > Be me > Playing Forza on hardest difficulty > "Objective: Beat Jaun" > Have multiple attempts and finally beat him > Next race > "Objective: Beat Clyde" > Takes a few attempts, but I finally beat him by one second > Next race > "Objective: Beat Holly" > Take her on the first corner and win by 17 seconds What did Microsoft mean by this?

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Honestly, sometimes it's quicker to just play the game yourself | /r/Greentext

image.png 12 KB PNG >The Best [GENRE] Game You've Never Played (2:14:57) >How [GAME] Broke Me (3:48:22) >You Don't Understand [GAME] (1:05:30) >The [GAME] Iceberg (6:37:13) >[GAME]: A Quick Retrospective (47:58:29)
image.png 12 KB PNG >The Best [GENRE] Game You've Never Played (2:14:57) >How [GAME] Broke Me (3:48:22) >You Don't Understand [GAME] (1:05:30) >The [GAME] Iceberg (6:37:13) >[GAME]: A Quick Retrospective (47:58:29)

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Nothing ever happens. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ODle717f) 01/04/24(Thu)10:47:32 No.454019139 على طريق القدس الذكرى السنوية الراعة الاستشهار الفتاح قاسم والفتاح أبو مهدي ورفاقهما. وه كانون الثاني 2000 م بملاى الأخرة . _132199004_nasrallah.jpg 47 KB JPG >welp! You really did it this time! >Ooooooh you pesky Israelis! Your day is coming! >just... Not today... But it's coming! >Yep, we'll make you pay! Just... Not today, just to be clear >oooh Israel, you mess with the bull you get the horns... Maybe... >Urm, just.. Don't do it again please... O-Or else!!
Anonymous (ID: ODle717f) 01/04/24(Thu)10:47:32 No.454019139 على طريق القدس الذكرى السنوية الراعة الاستشهار الفتاح قاسم والفتاح أبو مهدي ورفاقهما. وه كانون الثاني 2000 م بملاى الأخرة . _132199004_nasrallah.jpg 47 KB JPG >welp! You really did it this time! >Ooooooh you pesky Israelis! Your day is coming! >just... Not today... But it's coming! >Yep, we'll make you pay! Just... Not today, just to be clear >oooh Israel, you mess with the bull you get the horns... Maybe... >Urm, just.. Don't do it again please... O-Or else!!

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Superpower by 2025 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OPziEH2d 08/02/24(Fri)17:28:55 No.476666830 sirs.jpg 514 KB JPG >0.015% of the population in the us >somehow on BOTH presidential tickets f------ HOW?
Anonymous (ID: OPziEH2d 08/02/24(Fri)17:28:55 No.476666830 sirs.jpg 514 KB JPG >0.015% of the population in the us >somehow on BOTH presidential tickets f------ HOW?

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Gintoki was the GOAT | /r/Greentext

File: 65d04ebcf28938d05710495b7(...).jpg (28 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 08/01/24(Thu)23:30:17 No.269441483 >>269441549 >>269441590 >>269441968 >>269442913 >>269443581 >>269443613 >>269443736 >>269443847 >>269444494 >>269447548 >>269447726 >>269447811 >>269447824 >>269448265 >>269448395 >>269449031 >>269450076 >>269450122 >>269450269 >>269453942 >>269454404 >>269454567 >>269455162 >>269455705 >>269457807 >>269459852 >>269460209 >>269462261 >>269463259 >>269465811 >Doesn't end with any girl >Nobody cares, legacy remains unstained
File: 65d04ebcf28938d05710495b7(...).jpg (28 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 08/01/24(Thu)23:30:17 No.269441483 >>269441549 >>269441590 >>269441968 >>269442913 >>269443581 >>269443613 >>269443736 >>269443847 >>269444494 >>269447548 >>269447726 >>269447811 >>269447824 >>269448265 >>269448395 >>269449031 >>269450076 >>269450122 >>269450269 >>269453942 >>269454404 >>269454567 >>269455162 >>269455705 >>269457807 >>269459852 >>269460209 >>269462261 >>269463259 >>269465811 >Doesn't end with any girl >Nobody cares, legacy remains unstained

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Financial pride | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: J407bobA) 07/27/24(Sat) 11:05:06 No.475828677 Figure 3. Median Household Income for Married Couples by Age Group: 2019 (In 2019 U.S. dollars) $110,800* $104,600 $98,470* $130,700* $90,610* $85,810* $83,430* $74,370 Opposite- Same-sex Same-sex Same-sex Opposite- Same-sex sex All Female Male sex All Same-sex Same-sex Female Male 18-64 65 and over Householder age group * Difference from opposite-sex married couples is significant at the 90% confidence level. Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 2019 American Community Survey 1-year data. being gay pays.jpg 73 KB JPG >"be gay" >society awards you the most money This s--- doesn't even make sense.
Anonymous (ID: J407bobA) 07/27/24(Sat) 11:05:06 No.475828677 Figure 3. Median Household Income for Married Couples by Age Group: 2019 (In 2019 U.S. dollars) $110,800* $104,600 $98,470* $130,700* $90,610* $85,810* $83,430* $74,370 Opposite- Same-sex Same-sex Same-sex Opposite- Same-sex sex All Female Male sex All Same-sex Same-sex Female Male 18-64 65 and over Householder age group * Difference from opposite-sex married couples is significant at the 90% confidence level. Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 2019 American Community Survey 1-year data. being gay pays.jpg 73 KB JPG >"be gay" >society awards you the most money This s--- doesn't even make sense.

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Anon gets cursed by the digits | /r/Greentext

File: o.png (21 KB, 582x216) t The Intel Crab reposted Levent Kemal @leventkemaI - 35m IMPORTANT: Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. Via @aliicabuk/NTV 16 1 138 342 IRANIAN RETALIATION TONIGHT Anonymous (ID: ThRQ+a3m >>476646337 >>476648577 >> 28K 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:19 No.476638722 >>476639030 >>476639133 >>476639200 >>476639293 >>476639348 >>476640692 >>476640741 >>476640925 >>476641439 >>476641584>>476642412 >>476642613 >>476643428 >>476644070 Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. https://x.com/leventkemal/status/1819413802523164836 Anonymous (ID: 09P/YnYK) 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:53 No.476638788 >>476639314 >>476640692 Just two more weeks, bro Anonymous (ID: 10KcJlio) 08/02/24(Fri)11:21:32 No.476638857 ▶ >>476639100 >says twitter/pol/ At least I know now nothing's happen ☐ Anonymous (ID: 0682Vsfl) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:15 No.476639030 >>476639391 >>476638722 (OP) its going to happen on the morning on their shabbat, before dawns first light so like 9-10 hours from now Anonymous (ID: LonYTy2D) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:59 No.476639100 >>476639157 >>476639572 >>476639877 >>476640692 >>476640922 >>476641037 >>476641354 >>476641453 >>476641619 >>476641878 >>476642308 >>476642395 >>476642507 >>476642670 >>476642842 >>476643075 >>476643558 >>476643569 >>476643801 >>476644180 >>476644648 >>476645504 >>476645932 >>476646733 >>476647248 >>476648181 >>476648598 >>476638857 >At least I know now nothing's happen Nothing ever happens. This post ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 proves it
File: o.png (21 KB, 582x216) t The Intel Crab reposted Levent Kemal @leventkemaI - 35m IMPORTANT: Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. Via @aliicabuk/NTV 16 1 138 342 IRANIAN RETALIATION TONIGHT Anonymous (ID: ThRQ+a3m >>476646337 >>476648577 >> 28K 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:19 No.476638722 >>476639030 >>476639133 >>476639200 >>476639293 >>476639348 >>476640692 >>476640741 >>476640925 >>476641439 >>476641584>>476642412 >>476642613 >>476643428 >>476644070 Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. https://x.com/leventkemal/status/1819413802523164836 Anonymous (ID: 09P/YnYK) 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:53 No.476638788 >>476639314 >>476640692 Just two more weeks, bro Anonymous (ID: 10KcJlio) 08/02/24(Fri)11:21:32 No.476638857 ▶ >>476639100 >says twitter/pol/ At least I know now nothing's happen ☐ Anonymous (ID: 0682Vsfl) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:15 No.476639030 >>476639391 >>476638722 (OP) its going to happen on the morning on their shabbat, before dawns first light so like 9-10 hours from now Anonymous (ID: LonYTy2D) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:59 No.476639100 >>476639157 >>476639572 >>476639877 >>476640692 >>476640922 >>476641037 >>476641354 >>476641453 >>476641619 >>476641878 >>476642308 >>476642395 >>476642507 >>476642670 >>476642842 >>476643075 >>476643558 >>476643569 >>476643801 >>476644180 >>476644648 >>476645504 >>476645932 >>476646733 >>476647248 >>476648181 >>476648598 >>476638857 >At least I know now nothing's happen Nothing ever happens. This post ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 proves it

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His Majesty's Chosen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:04:03 No.101468285 1710485663593410.jpg 374 KB JPG >get new iphone >accidentally hit my table (slightly) >completely broken Ah yes, this is the Apple™ quality. F--- off itoddler shills
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:04:03 No.101468285 1710485663593410.jpg 374 KB JPG >get new iphone >accidentally hit my table (slightly) >completely broken Ah yes, this is the Apple™ quality. F--- off itoddler shills

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Foreign investment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: AVGFKhVg) 07/27/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.475824400 & 1200x675_cmsv2_7ad9958e-fab1-5402-923e-4076a2b458a8-8601724.jpg >goes to a foreign country 91 KB JPG >lectures their congress to fight his wars >calls all protestors paid idiots >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is he the real gigachad?
Anonymous (ID: AVGFKhVg) 07/27/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.475824400 & 1200x675_cmsv2_7ad9958e-fab1-5402-923e-4076a2b458a8-8601724.jpg >goes to a foreign country 91 KB JPG >lectures their congress to fight his wars >calls all protestors paid idiots >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is he the real gigachad?

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Anon Doesn't Understand The Amazing Digital Circus | /r/Greentext

File: 1708036428477843.jpg (43 KB, 686x386) ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:50:01 No.144771646 >>144771665 >>144771683 >>144771686 >>144771744 >>144771745 >>144771757 >>144771801 >>144772176 >>144772200 >>144772737 >>144774078 >>144774137 NOOO IM TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES AND A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD WHERE I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN AHHHHHHH ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:55:11 No.144771686 >>144771646 (OP) >Perfect world >Feel pain yet know you can't die >>144771693 >>144771754 >>144772088 >>144772176 >Suffer the fear of getting stuck due to glitches and never being found, forced to live through it endlessly until your mind breaks >"God is unstable and naive >Jax ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:56:15 No. 144771693 ►>>144771754 >>144773841 >>144771686 >You can't swear or be dirty >You have no c--- or balls >You are constantly watched or monitored Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:00:38 No.144771744 >>144771646 (OP) >TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES the world is incomplete and the games are deathtraps >A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD that will kill you with zero hesitation and pulls you around like a toy to do his bidding >I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN you literally get turned into a wagie ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:27 No.144771754 ► >>144771686 >>144771693 >You don't possess a human form, you are most likely something that doesn't even resemble a human >At best you have arms ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:38 No.144771757 >>144771646 (OP) If you can't c-- it's not perfect.
File: 1708036428477843.jpg (43 KB, 686x386) ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:50:01 No.144771646 >>144771665 >>144771683 >>144771686 >>144771744 >>144771745 >>144771757 >>144771801 >>144772176 >>144772200 >>144772737 >>144774078 >>144774137 NOOO IM TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES AND A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD WHERE I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN AHHHHHHH ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:55:11 No.144771686 >>144771646 (OP) >Perfect world >Feel pain yet know you can't die >>144771693 >>144771754 >>144772088 >>144772176 >Suffer the fear of getting stuck due to glitches and never being found, forced to live through it endlessly until your mind breaks >"God is unstable and naive >Jax ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:56:15 No. 144771693 ►>>144771754 >>144773841 >>144771686 >You can't swear or be dirty >You have no c--- or balls >You are constantly watched or monitored Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:00:38 No.144771744 >>144771646 (OP) >TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES the world is incomplete and the games are deathtraps >A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD that will kill you with zero hesitation and pulls you around like a toy to do his bidding >I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN you literally get turned into a wagie ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:27 No.144771754 ► >>144771686 >>144771693 >You don't possess a human form, you are most likely something that doesn't even resemble a human >At best you have arms ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:38 No.144771757 >>144771646 (OP) If you can't c-- it's not perfect.

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The ad effect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1:21B YouTube Search YouTube ll 83 07/25/24(Thu)17:23:57 No.101567073 да youtube.jpg 109 KB JPG >open my youtube song playlist >mandatory ads every song how is this acceptable
Anonymous 1:21B YouTube Search YouTube ll 83 07/25/24(Thu)17:23:57 No.101567073 да youtube.jpg 109 KB JPG >open my youtube song playlist >mandatory ads every song how is this acceptable

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Show bob and vagene not gym and regime | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)13:35:42 No.74793668 What would happen if we introduced flags to this board? Should we do it? 643 KB PNG Anonymous First board with no Indians 07/28/24(Sun)14:52:22 No.74794184
Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)13:35:42 No.74793668 What would happen if we introduced flags to this board? Should we do it? 643 KB PNG Anonymous First board with no Indians 07/28/24(Sun)14:52:22 No.74794184

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anon gets a woody in Lidl | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 06/24/24(Mon)16:11:46 No.77941464 88 KB JPG >move from geriatric commieblock to dynamic newbuilt codo district >go to local Lidl >it's full of hot young woman >girls in see-through skirts >girls with massive t--- >girls with perky t--- and no bras >girls in all shorts as if they were acting in rap music video >girls in summer-dresses W-- do I do bros, this s--- makes me horny and depressed at the same time. I can't even buy groceries in peace.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 06/24/24(Mon)16:11:46 No.77941464 88 KB JPG >move from geriatric commieblock to dynamic newbuilt codo district >go to local Lidl >it's full of hot young woman >girls in see-through skirts >girls with massive t--- >girls with perky t--- and no bras >girls in all shorts as if they were acting in rap music video >girls in summer-dresses W-- do I do bros, this s--- makes me horny and depressed at the same time. I can't even buy groceries in peace.

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A day in the life of anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 360 KB PNG 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?
Anonymous 360 KB PNG 11/21/20(Sat)14:32:58 No.61025172 >sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over and over again >do absolutely f------ nothing >start and try to play video game >quit after a few minutes because i cant even force myself to have fun with it anymore >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours again occasionally watching a few youtube videos that look interesting and that i havent seen yet >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i havent done anything is this even a life anymore?

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Anon was an investment | /r/Greentext

3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old
3h (9/14 11:52) - 74732416 10 Re 0 Img JPG 231KB (1205 × 1600) bushieboo.jpg >Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

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Magician's trump card | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)22:12:47 No.201727094 hqdefault(1).jpg 34 KB JPG >undetectable spell which can kill anyone with 2 words >literally every magician can do it >they aren't using it randomly every day >most powerful wizard in the history of the earth >can't kill the people he wants with it
Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)22:12:47 No.201727094 hqdefault(1).jpg 34 KB JPG >undetectable spell which can kill anyone with 2 words >literally every magician can do it >they aren't using it randomly every day >most powerful wizard in the history of the earth >can't kill the people he wants with it

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