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☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)20:17:36 No. >*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?
☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)20:17:36 No. >*rapes you* How do you respond without sounding mad?

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Trans inclusive misogynist. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 KB JPG 11/17/20(Tue)19:53:03 No.17817694 >trans girl >come out to dad >he's fine with it >one day I spend longer than usual on makeup and wear slightly more revealing clothes >dad takes one look and me and goes "you know, boys your age usually prefer w----- without a penis!" why is he so mean??
Anonymous 75 KB JPG 11/17/20(Tue)19:53:03 No.17817694 >trans girl >come out to dad >he's fine with it >one day I spend longer than usual on makeup and wear slightly more revealing clothes >dad takes one look and me and goes "you know, boys your age usually prefer w----- without a penis!" why is he so mean??

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Frontal Assault | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oculus 07/17/24(Wed) 07:13:37 No.101435092 Oculus VR HD Prototype john-carmack-profile-shot.jpg 53 KB JPG >get a look at DOOM's source code >no struct, no class >header files are just functions declarations just w-- is that s--- Imao? And this is your best programmer of all time BAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Oculus 07/17/24(Wed) 07:13:37 No.101435092 Oculus VR HD Prototype john-carmack-profile-shot.jpg 53 KB JPG >get a look at DOOM's source code >no struct, no class >header files are just functions declarations just w-- is that s--- Imao? And this is your best programmer of all time BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Life changing kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:23:21 No.201703736 the whale.jpg 47 KB JPG This movie probably unironically saved my life. >I'm 5'11 and in 2022 I weighed close to 320lbs >Go see this movie >People are looking at me after it's over as I leave >Don't even have words to express how this moment felt >Got a gym membership after 4 days of wallowing in my room thinking about it >Flashforward 2 years and I'm around 220 now still going strong >I'm not fit yet but I'm drastically healthier than I was Has there ever been a movie that shaped your life in some way?
Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:23:21 No.201703736 the whale.jpg 47 KB JPG This movie probably unironically saved my life. >I'm 5'11 and in 2022 I weighed close to 320lbs >Go see this movie >People are looking at me after it's over as I leave >Don't even have words to express how this moment felt >Got a gym membership after 4 days of wallowing in my room thinking about it >Flashforward 2 years and I'm around 220 now still going strong >I'm not fit yet but I'm drastically healthier than I was Has there ever been a movie that shaped your life in some way?

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Anon Has Low Hopes For Avengers: Doomsday | /r/Greentext

File: 1090943903.jpg (38 KB, 495x495) DI CO JI ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)12:33:01 No.201917200 >>201917333 >>201917444 >>201917531 >>201917853 >>201918127 >>201920350 >>201920614 >>201922261 >>201922421 >>201922521 >>201922686 >>201922822 >>201923221 >>201923247 >>201923731 >>201924618 >>201925185 >>201925345 >>201925441 >>201925724 >>201926141 >>201926448 >>201927737 The most depressing thing I've ever seen ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:46:20 No.201920614 ► File: red.png (444 KB, 777x503) COMIC CON DIEGO SON MIC OMIC CO INTER ATIONA NAL TERNATION IEG SAN DIE ON CO >>201917200 (OP). No this is >> Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) >>201929315 >>201929853 His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP) >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, >have tons of stories to mine from meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.
File: 1090943903.jpg (38 KB, 495x495) DI CO JI ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)12:33:01 No.201917200 >>201917333 >>201917444 >>201917531 >>201917853 >>201918127 >>201920350 >>201920614 >>201922261 >>201922421 >>201922521 >>201922686 >>201922822 >>201923221 >>201923247 >>201923731 >>201924618 >>201925185 >>201925345 >>201925441 >>201925724 >>201926141 >>201926448 >>201927737 The most depressing thing I've ever seen ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:46:20 No.201920614 ► File: red.png (444 KB, 777x503) COMIC CON DIEGO SON MIC OMIC CO INTER ATIONA NAL TERNATION IEG SAN DIE ON CO >>201917200 (OP). No this is >> Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) >>201929315 >>201929853 His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP) >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, >have tons of stories to mine from meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.

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i is not a number | /r/Greentext

a,a≥0 (-a,a< di =R Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:32:43 No.922105021 [Reply] >>922105139 >there is this number called i, it's imaginary, and i^2 equals -1 >because... it just does, okay?! >also e^(im) +1-0 Why do we let mathematicians make this s--- up? Imagine believing in advenced math. Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:39:20 No.922105139 ► >>922105021 (OP) >imaginary numbers >learned to hate them in highschool At least I understand the math behind it and didn't drop out of highschool or went through whatever you want to call the education "system" in merrica
a,a≥0 (-a,a< di =R Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:32:43 No.922105021 [Reply] >>922105139 >there is this number called i, it's imaginary, and i^2 equals -1 >because... it just does, okay?! >also e^(im) +1-0 Why do we let mathematicians make this s--- up? Imagine believing in advenced math. Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:39:20 No.922105139 ► >>922105021 (OP) >imaginary numbers >learned to hate them in highschool At least I understand the math behind it and didn't drop out of highschool or went through whatever you want to call the education "system" in merrica

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‘Ate bastards, love me dragon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)08:29:28 No.201887986 file (7).png 970 KB PNG >hates w----- >hates homosexuality >hates bastards >stays loyal and pure for his betrothed He is like the antithesis of his own mother. Imao >>201888012 # >>201888043 # >>201888361 # >>201888450 # >>201888955 # >>201889235 #
Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)08:29:28 No.201887986 file (7).png 970 KB PNG >hates w----- >hates homosexuality >hates bastards >stays loyal and pure for his betrothed He is like the antithesis of his own mother. Imao >>201888012 # >>201888043 # >>201888361 # >>201888450 # >>201888955 # >>201889235 #

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Anon is cut. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A SMILE WOULD BE NICE, SWEETLE. KYS DOTINN 07/30/24(Tue)04:11:35 No.78328669 SKYS >finally got head 126 KB JPG SKYS>barely felt anything Kys K SKYS Well thanks circumcision I Kys thought it would be literally mind blowing pleasure 99% I couldn't even my d--- was in his I mean her mouth
Anonymous A SMILE WOULD BE NICE, SWEETLE. KYS DOTINN 07/30/24(Tue)04:11:35 No.78328669 SKYS >finally got head 126 KB JPG SKYS>barely felt anything Kys K SKYS Well thanks circumcision I Kys thought it would be literally mind blowing pleasure 99% I couldn't even my d--- was in his I mean her mouth

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Anon opens a restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)01:51:22 No.922100851 Chef Hitler_Image.png 154 KB PNG >Opens a restaurant in your hometown. 12 Replies / 5 Images Anonymous 184 KB PNG View Thread 07/30/24(Tue) 02:02:41 No.922101187 >>922100851 (OP) # No soup for Jew
Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)01:51:22 No.922100851 Chef Hitler_Image.png 154 KB PNG >Opens a restaurant in your hometown. 12 Replies / 5 Images Anonymous 184 KB PNG View Thread 07/30/24(Tue) 02:02:41 No.922101187 >>922100851 (OP) # No soup for Jew

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A guy travelled to Thailand | /r/Greentext

File: images (2).jpg (26 KB, 509x603) Travelling alone is the most miserable thing ever Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)07:02:00 No.2689253 [Reply] >go to thailand because there are million threads on /trv/ about what a lifechanging experience it is >haha I will surely get so many friends in bangkok at the hostel >can't find anyone, everybody is travelling in packs, when I try to join someone they look at me as a weirdo, go sightseeing alone, feel miserable >travel to chiang mai >haha this time I will surely find some friends at the hostel >same s--- happens >go to phuket >same s--- actually think about killing myself in thailand. How the f--- should I get friends while travelling? 80 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)05:04:32 No.2690711 >>2689906 Kys
File: images (2).jpg (26 KB, 509x603) Travelling alone is the most miserable thing ever Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)07:02:00 No.2689253 [Reply] >go to thailand because there are million threads on /trv/ about what a lifechanging experience it is >haha I will surely get so many friends in bangkok at the hostel >can't find anyone, everybody is travelling in packs, when I try to join someone they look at me as a weirdo, go sightseeing alone, feel miserable >travel to chiang mai >haha this time I will surely find some friends at the hostel >same s--- happens >go to phuket >same s--- actually think about killing myself in thailand. How the f--- should I get friends while travelling? 80 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)05:04:32 No.2690711 >>2689906 Kys

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Still better than actually having to fight him | /r/Greentext

1532025143921.jpg 10 KB JPG >[speech 100] "If you east the west how can you west the east?" >"Damn son you right."
1532025143921.jpg 10 KB JPG >[speech 100] "If you east the west how can you west the east?" >"Damn son you right."

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Anon can't put his finger on it | /r/Greentext

3m (07/29/24 20:25) 78326668 0 Re 0 Img JPG 416KB ⚫ (1079 × 817) · SmartSelect_20231029_010620.jpg MAN WHAT A VIEW >hear that anorexics can make themselfs barf by fingering the back their throat >try it >ends up not working >have no gag reflex sometimes >when I do gag I cough up spit >get turned on while fingers are in mouth Am I doing it right?
3m (07/29/24 20:25) 78326668 0 Re 0 Img JPG 416KB ⚫ (1079 × 817) · SmartSelect_20231029_010620.jpg MAN WHAT A VIEW >hear that anorexics can make themselfs barf by fingering the back their throat >try it >ends up not working >have no gag reflex sometimes >when I do gag I cough up spit >get turned on while fingers are in mouth Am I doing it right?

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What the fans want | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)14:01:06 No.682999648 192 20240718_134758.jpg 244 KB JPG >be nintendo >spend millions developing mario and zelda spinoffs w/ the "damsel in distress" as the powerful main character >no one cares >be random indie game studio from japan >make a game where you just watch an insane/ traumatised/drug addicted girl suffer in different ways >most universally beloved female game character this decade and it's not even close what does this mean?
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)14:01:06 No.682999648 192 20240718_134758.jpg 244 KB JPG >be nintendo >spend millions developing mario and zelda spinoffs w/ the "damsel in distress" as the powerful main character >no one cares >be random indie game studio from japan >make a game where you just watch an insane/ traumatised/drug addicted girl suffer in different ways >most universally beloved female game character this decade and it's not even close what does this mean?

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Why is she like this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)23:58:01 No.201646571 IMG_7645.jpg 91 KB JPG >Burns 180 million on a wish fulfillment therapy >Destroys the biggest IP in the world >Gets fired What's the next step in Harvey Weinstein's c-- bucket master plan?
Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)23:58:01 No.201646571 IMG_7645.jpg 91 KB JPG >Burns 180 million on a wish fulfillment therapy >Destroys the biggest IP in the world >Gets fired What's the next step in Harvey Weinstein's c-- bucket master plan?

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anon is an incel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mEfbuikU Modern w----- couldn't possibl(...) 675 KB JPG 06/28/22(Tue)16:18:40 No.384368717 Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. Its called hoeflation. and its destroying western men's desires to be providers and protectors. Anonymous (ID: GC/Od5DJ) 06/28/22(Tue)16:21:11 No.384369087 >>384368717 (OP) # this may be the most intelligent thing ever posted on 4chan
Anonymous (ID: mEfbuikU Modern w----- couldn't possibl(...) 675 KB JPG 06/28/22(Tue)16:18:40 No.384368717 Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. Its called hoeflation. and its destroying western men's desires to be providers and protectors. Anonymous (ID: GC/Od5DJ) 06/28/22(Tue)16:21:11 No.384369087 >>384368717 (OP) # this may be the most intelligent thing ever posted on 4chan

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Anon Gets Some Advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed) 17:02:56 No.41261001 >"Um actually Anon..." >"Pulling out isn't an effective contraceptive method, there is still a significant risk of pregnancy. You are better off using protection to avoid it." 51 KB JPG : Anonymous PAP 07/24/24(Wed)19:21:31 No.41261339 PLAP >>41261001 (OP) # PLAPPLAR OST PREGNANT! GET PREG NANT GET PREG NANT 24 KB JPG
Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed) 17:02:56 No.41261001 >"Um actually Anon..." >"Pulling out isn't an effective contraceptive method, there is still a significant risk of pregnancy. You are better off using protection to avoid it." 51 KB JPG : Anonymous PAP 07/24/24(Wed)19:21:31 No.41261339 PLAP >>41261001 (OP) # PLAPPLAR OST PREGNANT! GET PREG NANT GET PREG NANT 24 KB JPG

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Anon eats food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ばか 89 KB JPG 01/03/23(Tue)06:46:08 No.29022814 I ate like an actual meal today. Not much but I haven't been able to eat anything without having a mental breakdown for like two months >w< F--- anorexia Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)07:49:09 No.29023345 thats great! good job op Anonymous youre gonna get fat 01/03/23(Tue)08:22:31 No.29023560
Anonymous ばか 89 KB JPG 01/03/23(Tue)06:46:08 No.29022814 I ate like an actual meal today. Not much but I haven't been able to eat anything without having a mental breakdown for like two months >w< F--- anorexia Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)07:49:09 No.29023345 thats great! good job op Anonymous youre gonna get fat 01/03/23(Tue)08:22:31 No.29023560

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Poetic enthusiasm | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)00:32:51 No.16877414 shakybakey.png 624 KB PNG >Spends life writing plays >"All the world's a stage" Why do humans always tend toward a universal explanation of everything centered around their discipline?
Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)00:32:51 No.16877414 shakybakey.png 624 KB PNG >Spends life writing plays >"All the world's a stage" Why do humans always tend toward a universal explanation of everything centered around their discipline?

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For The King | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Good art >Terrible fetish Every time. >>144522114 # 07/12/24(Fri)07:17:39 No.144469980
Anonymous >Good art >Terrible fetish Every time. >>144522114 # 07/12/24(Fri)07:17:39 No.144469980

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Why does this keep happening? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 492 KB GIF after the second 08/10/18(Fri)16:14:59 No.11043406 >whiteboy says he wants his plate spicy >give him a quarter twist of black pepper >supresses tears after the first bite > falls out of his chair sobbing >ends up getting taken away in an ambulance why are all white people like this?
Anonymous 492 KB GIF after the second 08/10/18(Fri)16:14:59 No.11043406 >whiteboy says he wants his plate spicy >give him a quarter twist of black pepper >supresses tears after the first bite > falls out of his chair sobbing >ends up getting taken away in an ambulance why are all white people like this?

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