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: Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)15:50:37 No.65823522 >make a reddit account posing as a girl >repost nudes i got from /b/ >invite redditors to send me clips of them jerking off 14 KB JPG >send those clips to gay dudes and get them to buy me stuff >return that stuff for money >use that money to tip camgirls
: Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)15:50:37 No.65823522 >make a reddit account posing as a girl >repost nudes i got from /b/ >invite redditors to send me clips of them jerking off 14 KB JPG >send those clips to gay dudes and get them to buy me stuff >return that stuff for money >use that money to tip camgirls

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Anon has a good friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 195 KB PNG >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"
: Anonymous 12/29/19(Sun)21:47:04 No.817301715 >Mother got extremely sick on Christmas >She gets hospitalized >Doctor tell us she will be here until January 2 195 KB PNG >I take care of my mother and I have to stay on the hospital every night taking care of her >Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year's party at a friend house because I'll be staying with my mom >She tells me she is still going without me >I think to myself "well I don't want her to have a s----- New Year so it's ok" >Later today best bro calls me >"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will bring you food to the hospital so we can celebrate"

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The Milky Way | /r/Greentext

That guy who keeps posting Kag(...) 479 KB JPG 05/01/22(Sun)02:09:46 No.68443813 >Lactose intolerant >Has lactation and breastfeeding fetishes Why has god abandoned me
That guy who keeps posting Kag(...) 479 KB JPG 05/01/22(Sun)02:09:46 No.68443813 >Lactose intolerant >Has lactation and breastfeeding fetishes Why has god abandoned me

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The last Crusade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)10:32:57 No.68434397 >be christian >bored af because I only go to church like twice a year >heard that islam has some based opinions about women >that's it, I will be a muslim and slap some hijab asses 132 KB JPG >go to the local mosque >"ayo I'm down with Allah, one baptism please" >they kick me out of the mosque looks like I'm with Jesus for some time
: Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)10:32:57 No.68434397 >be christian >bored af because I only go to church like twice a year >heard that islam has some based opinions about women >that's it, I will be a muslim and slap some hijab asses 132 KB JPG >go to the local mosque >"ayo I'm down with Allah, one baptism please" >they kick me out of the mosque looks like I'm with Jesus for some time

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Anon‘s grandpa does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

06/16/21(Wed)18:57:08 No.64177130 : Anonymous Cant have s--- >be me >23 year old male >poo fetish >usally order the goods from websites specialised for this kind of stuff 231 KB PNG >moved to detroit recently >couldnt take the poo with me >ordered new poo online >package didnt arrive >ask ups they say it has been delivered >w--? >check security cammera >some porch pirate stole the f------ package >mfw Cant have s--- in detroit
06/16/21(Wed)18:57:08 No.64177130 : Anonymous Cant have s--- >be me >23 year old male >poo fetish >usally order the goods from websites specialised for this kind of stuff 231 KB PNG >moved to detroit recently >couldnt take the poo with me >ordered new poo online >package didnt arrive >ask ups they say it has been delivered >w--? >check security cammera >some porch pirate stole the f------ package >mfw Cant have s--- in detroit

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Anon on vikings. | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets swoll | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >fat and retarded >don't do anything with my life >old friend introduces me to the gym >start going once a week 231 KB PNG >absolute monkey, don't know any form >do research on form, learn about nutrition >start going to gym 6 days a week >use bro split >realise that's f------ retarded so start using push pull legs >do nothing but gym, work, eat, sleep for 2 years >me now >used to have giant stomach but I can now see my abs >used to have double chin but now I have a defined jawline >narrower waist, broader shoulders >d--- increased in size from fat loss in pubic bone >now I'm only retarded I still get no girls /b/ros, but the grind was all worth it. Hardstyle and Zyzz will change your life. 05/01/22(Sun)09:54:54 No.877260780
Anonymous >be me >fat and retarded >don't do anything with my life >old friend introduces me to the gym >start going once a week 231 KB PNG >absolute monkey, don't know any form >do research on form, learn about nutrition >start going to gym 6 days a week >use bro split >realise that's f------ retarded so start using push pull legs >do nothing but gym, work, eat, sleep for 2 years >me now >used to have giant stomach but I can now see my abs >used to have double chin but now I have a defined jawline >narrower waist, broader shoulders >d--- increased in size from fat loss in pubic bone >now I'm only retarded I still get no girls /b/ros, but the grind was all worth it. Hardstyle and Zyzz will change your life. 05/01/22(Sun)09:54:54 No.877260780

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anon's bullies get karma | /r/Greentext

04/01/22(Fri)11:11:24 No.68025806 : Anonymous >be millennial >all my bullies joined the military in the height of afgan and iraq war >all are either dead (mostly suicide or opioid overdose), maimed, or divorce r---- and paying alimony and child support >all while I got into crypto social media does have it's bright side, watching their lives collapse in real time is top tier fap fuel
04/01/22(Fri)11:11:24 No.68025806 : Anonymous >be millennial >all my bullies joined the military in the height of afgan and iraq war >all are either dead (mostly suicide or opioid overdose), maimed, or divorce r---- and paying alimony and child support >all while I got into crypto social media does have it's bright side, watching their lives collapse in real time is top tier fap fuel

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Anon gets the vaccine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 05/23/21(Sun)16:30:43 No.8551462 >be me >just got COVID vaccine >have sudden urge to purchase Microsoft Office available now for only $69.99 per year
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 05/23/21(Sun)16:30:43 No.8551462 >be me >just got COVID vaccine >have sudden urge to purchase Microsoft Office available now for only $69.99 per year

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Anon gets a phone book | /r/Greentext

most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 100 KB JPG > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate
most retarded moments thread? > be me > be 11 100 KB JPG > in car with family heading home from county fair > dad wants dinner > mom hands me the phone book and tells me to look up the number for the place dad wanted so she could check the wait > for whatever f------ reason I hear "get rid of this" > roll down the window and chunk the phone book as we're going 80 on the interstate

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Anon switches careers | /r/Greentext

05/01/22(Sun)00:12:27 No.877258467 : Anonymous > be me live in s----- country > work 7 years in bars and restaurants > quit to pursue new career > find job as english speaking phone operator for an outsourced call center > internet addicted my whole life so english is really good and i can fake an 69 KB JPG english accent > do the training and be told to sell some bogus magazine monthly subscribtion at the end of customer service calls > dont think much of it > within a week i sell record breaking amounts of magazines because the customers are in the UK and everyone else speaks broken english > be encouraged to decorate desk and feel at home > everyone is super nice and they say we are family > get candy and bell rings when i get a sale > feelsgood.jpg > get call from manager saying they want me in sales > go to sales and people talk me up > get assigned under the best seller for training and she brags alot > be told my only job now is to call people and sell magazines > get more sales than top seller on first day > get commisions so sallary is 3 times more than old job > start to realise most calls are old and vulnerable people > be encouraged to read the terms and conditions really fast so they dont understand what they're signing up for > make alot of sales to people that can't hear well or have dementia and alzheimer's > feelsbad.jpg > job is soul-sucking > make a call to an old lady who is dying of cancer and says she will buy the magazine if we can talk abit > she reminds me of my mother who died of cancer > i start crying on the phone > put my one weeks notice the next day > spend my last week doing origami and not getting any sales on purpose > found another job that only pays 1k a month but makes me happy > feelsgoodagain.jpg
05/01/22(Sun)00:12:27 No.877258467 : Anonymous > be me live in s----- country > work 7 years in bars and restaurants > quit to pursue new career > find job as english speaking phone operator for an outsourced call center > internet addicted my whole life so english is really good and i can fake an 69 KB JPG english accent > do the training and be told to sell some bogus magazine monthly subscribtion at the end of customer service calls > dont think much of it > within a week i sell record breaking amounts of magazines because the customers are in the UK and everyone else speaks broken english > be encouraged to decorate desk and feel at home > everyone is super nice and they say we are family > get candy and bell rings when i get a sale > feelsgood.jpg > get call from manager saying they want me in sales > go to sales and people talk me up > get assigned under the best seller for training and she brags alot > be told my only job now is to call people and sell magazines > get more sales than top seller on first day > get commisions so sallary is 3 times more than old job > start to realise most calls are old and vulnerable people > be encouraged to read the terms and conditions really fast so they dont understand what they're signing up for > make alot of sales to people that can't hear well or have dementia and alzheimer's > feelsbad.jpg > job is soul-sucking > make a call to an old lady who is dying of cancer and says she will buy the magazine if we can talk abit > she reminds me of my mother who died of cancer > i start crying on the phone > put my one weeks notice the next day > spend my last week doing origami and not getting any sales on purpose > found another job that only pays 1k a month but makes me happy > feelsgoodagain.jpg

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Anon hates civilization. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)21:40:22 No.68441249 >be 6ft4 170lbs alpha male >be working in a construction site >spill a bag of cement >a wild 5ft7 120lbs manlet supervisor appears >he starts going ape s--- over the spilled cement bag 75 KB JPG I f------ hate civilizations robots. Without civilization I can easily squeeze that c---'s throat, kill all of his kids and impregnate his wife to pass down my superior silverback genes. But all I could do was say sorry and putting back the cement or else I would have lost $25.
Anonymous 04/30/22(Sat)21:40:22 No.68441249 >be 6ft4 170lbs alpha male >be working in a construction site >spill a bag of cement >a wild 5ft7 120lbs manlet supervisor appears >he starts going ape s--- over the spilled cement bag 75 KB JPG I f------ hate civilizations robots. Without civilization I can easily squeeze that c---'s throat, kill all of his kids and impregnate his wife to pass down my superior silverback genes. But all I could do was say sorry and putting back the cement or else I would have lost $25.

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Anon doesn’t care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: W5LVjQ2V) Someone please explain to me 188 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 )= 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 # 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883
Anonymous (ID: W5LVjQ2V) Someone please explain to me 188 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: GYo2t5u1 )= 1601717005308.gif 24 KB GIF >>321859706 (OP) # not your problem >>321861165 # >>321864751 # >>321868464 # >>321871645 # >>321872382 # >>321873368 # >>321874044 # >>321874045 # >>321876078 # >>321881125 # >>321887329 # >>321890085 # >>321891701 # 05/16/21(Sun)13:00:47 No.321859706 The Palestine X Israel conflict like im 5yo 05/16/21(Sun)13:02:06 No.321859883

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Anon talks about Nazi clubs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GIQLAUt2 04/30/22(Sat)16:31:32 No.375469008 B8C3026D-021A-458A-AB8A-6B7D516249D0.jpg 116 KB JPG So I just learned that Nazi clubs are a thing in Japan >a while back there was one such club named "Unfair" >it was a place where people would dress up in Nazi uniforms >the place was filled with Nazi memorabilia and Swastikas >The people at this club claimed they weren't Nazis, but just liked being in a place surrounded by attractive waiters wearing Nazi uniforms and serving them drinks with Swastikas on them >eventually the club shuts down after social media backlash, and the owners claimed that they didn't know that Hitler was all that bad, and that they were sorry for offending Jewish people with their club Is it just cultural ignorance or what? It's hard to imagine how not one of the employees or visitors knew about the Holocaust or any of the other bad stuff the Nazis did
: Anonymous (ID: GIQLAUt2 04/30/22(Sat)16:31:32 No.375469008 B8C3026D-021A-458A-AB8A-6B7D516249D0.jpg 116 KB JPG So I just learned that Nazi clubs are a thing in Japan >a while back there was one such club named "Unfair" >it was a place where people would dress up in Nazi uniforms >the place was filled with Nazi memorabilia and Swastikas >The people at this club claimed they weren't Nazis, but just liked being in a place surrounded by attractive waiters wearing Nazi uniforms and serving them drinks with Swastikas on them >eventually the club shuts down after social media backlash, and the owners claimed that they didn't know that Hitler was all that bad, and that they were sorry for offending Jewish people with their club Is it just cultural ignorance or what? It's hard to imagine how not one of the employees or visitors knew about the Holocaust or any of the other bad stuff the Nazis did

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Femanon joins a discord server | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)00:59:06 No.68438905 >Join discord server from a link on b >claims to be about fighting against the degradation of traditional values >mostly just zoomers combining about women 37 KB JPG >make a post pretending to be a girl >say that I hate feminism and want a dominant husband to be subservient to >get flooded with replies and dms from desperate zoomers trying to hook up >say I want to marry a fit man who abstains from drugs and p--- >everyone flips out, get called a feminazi and sent death threats by the same zoomers Are they all like this?
Anonymous 05/01/22(Sun)00:59:06 No.68438905 >Join discord server from a link on b >claims to be about fighting against the degradation of traditional values >mostly just zoomers combining about women 37 KB JPG >make a post pretending to be a girl >say that I hate feminism and want a dominant husband to be subservient to >get flooded with replies and dms from desperate zoomers trying to hook up >say I want to marry a fit man who abstains from drugs and p--- >everyone flips out, get called a feminazi and sent death threats by the same zoomers Are they all like this?

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