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☐ Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri)20:50:53 No.173914834 ▶ >>173914896 >>173914933 >>173915799 >>173918826 File: 1634079671567.png (7 KB, 396x385) >hadn't brushed teeth for a few months >one of the rear ones starts to really hurt >brush teeth >spit is nothing but brown and blood >tooth doesn't hurt anymore >sore throat i had for a week goes away Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri)20:52:02 No.173914896 >>173914834 Based and oral hygienepilled Anonymous 09/09/22(Fri)22:20:28 No.173918826 >>173914834 based anon sticking it to the toothpaste jew
☐ Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri)20:50:53 No.173914834 ▶ >>173914896 >>173914933 >>173915799 >>173918826 File: 1634079671567.png (7 KB, 396x385) >hadn't brushed teeth for a few months >one of the rear ones starts to really hurt >brush teeth >spit is nothing but brown and blood >tooth doesn't hurt anymore >sore throat i had for a week goes away Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri)20:52:02 No.173914896 >>173914834 Based and oral hygienepilled Anonymous 09/09/22(Fri)22:20:28 No.173918826 >>173914834 based anon sticking it to the toothpaste jew

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Femanon tries Tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 1 Reply 09/11/22(Sun)14:41:03 No.70170247 >lose virginity to a guy from tinder >he starts swiping on tinder again 5 minutes after he c--- is this it? is this all modern dating is with men? View Thread 09/11/22(Sun)14:43:25 No.70170260 : Anonymous >>70170247 (OP) # you had sex with the guy from tinder, probably after dating less than a week what the hell were you expecting?
: Anonymous 159 KB PNG 1 Reply 09/11/22(Sun)14:41:03 No.70170247 >lose virginity to a guy from tinder >he starts swiping on tinder again 5 minutes after he c--- is this it? is this all modern dating is with men? View Thread 09/11/22(Sun)14:43:25 No.70170260 : Anonymous >>70170247 (OP) # you had sex with the guy from tinder, probably after dating less than a week what the hell were you expecting?

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Anon hates black people | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 553 KB PNG 09/11/22(Sun)03:08:46 No.70165143 >get to have a car >lots of exercise >every day on the job is different >get to bully out-of-line normies why don't you guys just become cops?
: Anonymous 553 KB PNG 09/11/22(Sun)03:08:46 No.70165143 >get to have a car >lots of exercise >every day on the job is different >get to bully out-of-line normies why don't you guys just become cops?

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Anon the data scientist. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon) 09:09:31 No.54212062 >be me >day after losing virginity want to make record of experience. >don't have a diary (chick thing) >open up excel spreadsheet. Type number "1" in column 1, the year in column 2. >proceed to rate girl and experience against certain criteria. Starts with P---- Hair: 'trimmed' > next column - P---- Tightness: 'Very tight' 46 KB PNG >fast forward to today- have been adding and rating for past 15 years. >I like to look over this spreadsheet and jerk to the memories. >I've done some analysis and today I share some findings gentlemen... >81% shaved >6.5% natural >6.5% trimmed >23% swallowed >15% licked my ass >12% did a--- >58% sucked balls >18% took a facial >12.5% had an unpleasant fishy odor I have more columns is anons are interested
: Anonymous 09/02/19(Mon) 09:09:31 No.54212062 >be me >day after losing virginity want to make record of experience. >don't have a diary (chick thing) >open up excel spreadsheet. Type number "1" in column 1, the year in column 2. >proceed to rate girl and experience against certain criteria. Starts with P---- Hair: 'trimmed' > next column - P---- Tightness: 'Very tight' 46 KB PNG >fast forward to today- have been adding and rating for past 15 years. >I like to look over this spreadsheet and jerk to the memories. >I've done some analysis and today I share some findings gentlemen... >81% shaved >6.5% natural >6.5% trimmed >23% swallowed >15% licked my ass >12% did a--- >58% sucked balls >18% took a facial >12.5% had an unpleasant fishy odor I have more columns is anons are interested

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Anon is a father | /r/Greentext

-]curls.jpg (636 KB, 1983x2644) iqdb google Anonymous 07/17/13(Wed)17:23 my kid doesn't want to lift, what gives?
-]curls.jpg (636 KB, 1983x2644) iqdb google Anonymous 07/17/13(Wed)17:23 my kid doesn't want to lift, what gives?

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anon is about to get TOPPED | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous peggable 56 KB JPG 08/08/22(Mon) 20:02:47 No.69730414 > be me > on the phone with my gf, 10/10 qt3.14 > she out of nowhere goes "Anon, you're peggable as f---." > I'm silent for a bit and go "uh... What?" > "Nothing dw about it." > gf has been to a sexshop earlier that day to get stuff > I ask what she got from the shop > "You'll see tomorrow ;)" Guys I am gonna get pegged w-- do I do help
: Anonymous peggable 56 KB JPG 08/08/22(Mon) 20:02:47 No.69730414 > be me > on the phone with my gf, 10/10 qt3.14 > she out of nowhere goes "Anon, you're peggable as f---." > I'm silent for a bit and go "uh... What?" > "Nothing dw about it." > gf has been to a sexshop earlier that day to get stuff > I ask what she got from the shop > "You'll see tomorrow ;)" Guys I am gonna get pegged w-- do I do help

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anon is forever alone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 308 KB JPG 09/10/22(Sat)18:02:40 No.885415485 >be me >in new school >have one friend >make a bet that I can get a girls phone number by the end of the day >I'm super confident Later that day >target acquired >friend psychs me way up >walk over with my contacts all ready to go >girl is like a solid 7/10, I'm a 3/10 >hold out the phone Hey, I bet my friend I could get a pretty girls number, could you help me out? >give her a humble smile >she giggles You think I'm pretty? Sure! >she types in the number >my humble smile turns into a grin Thanks! I'll text you later, my names anon by the way >she hands my phone back and giggles to her friends Later >I text her >it's domino's Mfw Bitch game me a fake number, killed my confidence, and gave me a s----- pizza places number all in less than a minute
: Anonymous 308 KB JPG 09/10/22(Sat)18:02:40 No.885415485 >be me >in new school >have one friend >make a bet that I can get a girls phone number by the end of the day >I'm super confident Later that day >target acquired >friend psychs me way up >walk over with my contacts all ready to go >girl is like a solid 7/10, I'm a 3/10 >hold out the phone Hey, I bet my friend I could get a pretty girls number, could you help me out? >give her a humble smile >she giggles You think I'm pretty? Sure! >she types in the number >my humble smile turns into a grin Thanks! I'll text you later, my names anon by the way >she hands my phone back and giggles to her friends Later >I text her >it's domino's Mfw Bitch game me a fake number, killed my confidence, and gave me a s----- pizza places number all in less than a minute

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Anon was unmatched | /r/Greentext

33 KB JPG >get a match on tinder >see who it is >some cute girl >I'll give it 5 minutes until she unmatches >it was actually 10 minutes until she unmatched
33 KB JPG >get a match on tinder >see who it is >some cute girl >I'll give it 5 minutes until she unmatches >it was actually 10 minutes until she unmatched

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/fit/ness// | /r/Greentext

File: 391.jpg (102 KB, 680x805) Anonymous 09/10/22(Sat) 18:08:14 No.885412838 >>885413910 Workout schedule: >Sunday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Monday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Tuesday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Wednesday: Rest day >Thursday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Friday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Saturday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >> Anonymous 09/10/22(Sat)18:30:52 No.885413910 >>885412838 (OP) I need to follow your routine
File: 391.jpg (102 KB, 680x805) Anonymous 09/10/22(Sat) 18:08:14 No.885412838 >>885413910 Workout schedule: >Sunday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Monday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Tuesday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Wednesday: Rest day >Thursday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Friday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >Saturday: CHASE WOMEN AT NIGHT >> Anonymous 09/10/22(Sat)18:30:52 No.885413910 >>885412838 (OP) I need to follow your routine

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Anon plays rpg | /r/Greentext

09/11/22(Sun)08:30:22 No.394818087 3a92255fc618e2ca.jpg 53 KB JPG >play rpg >character selection screen has genders >males and females have the same strength >report bug >go to gym
09/11/22(Sun)08:30:22 No.394818087 3a92255fc618e2ca.jpg 53 KB JPG >play rpg >character selection screen has genders >males and females have the same strength >report bug >go to gym

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Anon likes bussy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/09/22 (Fri) 23:30:20 No.70154382 I f------ hate how if you stick your d--- into an animal, everyone just thinks you're a sicko, but if you stick your d--- into boy p---- all of a sudden you're gay and there are all these stereotypes and connotations of effeminacy attached to you. In an ideal world, this type of stigma should only apply to bottoms. View Thread
: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/09/22 (Fri) 23:30:20 No.70154382 I f------ hate how if you stick your d--- into an animal, everyone just thinks you're a sicko, but if you stick your d--- into boy p---- all of a sudden you're gay and there are all these stereotypes and connotations of effeminacy attached to you. In an ideal world, this type of stigma should only apply to bottoms. View Thread

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Anon does it for her | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/22(Sat)12:18:19 No.885397952 84 KB JPG >be me >Be 18 year old loser >Just graduated but no real motivation >Resident evil 2 remake drops >Start playing it >Develop crush on ada >Develop thing for asian women >Start getting curious about Asia in general >Learn more about their culture etc >Then start learning about Japanese and Chinese history Wow all this is really f------ cool especially samurai culture >From there develop an interest in general history >Decide to go back to school >Major in history and international relations >While I'm there meet a few chads who get me started on working out >Eventually graduate and get a job teaching history. >Make good money teaching at the college level >Marry a qt Chinese girl who looks like ada I did it for her bros
: Anonymous 09/10/22(Sat)12:18:19 No.885397952 84 KB JPG >be me >Be 18 year old loser >Just graduated but no real motivation >Resident evil 2 remake drops >Start playing it >Develop crush on ada >Develop thing for asian women >Start getting curious about Asia in general >Learn more about their culture etc >Then start learning about Japanese and Chinese history Wow all this is really f------ cool especially samurai culture >From there develop an interest in general history >Decide to go back to school >Major in history and international relations >While I'm there meet a few chads who get me started on working out >Eventually graduate and get a job teaching history. >Make good money teaching at the college level >Marry a qt Chinese girl who looks like ada I did it for her bros

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Anon is inferior | /r/Greentext

I'm a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best orgasm of their life. I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. 184 KB JPG How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to f--- them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this. I
I'm a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best orgasm of their life. I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. 184 KB JPG How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to f--- them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this. I

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Anon releases tension | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 09/11/22(Sun)10:22:59 No.70165264 >want gf >j------- >don't want a gf anymore
: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 09/11/22(Sun)10:22:59 No.70165264 >want gf >j------- >don't want a gf anymore

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23 KB PNG 09/11/22(Sun)11:11:30 No.70165766 >at work >really hot 10/10 chick comes in and needs help with something in my department >do my usual customer service thing >but then we get to talking and it gets way more casual >coworker comes over and starts wingmanning out of nowhere, then leaves right at the critical moment to give me some space to execute >pretty much on autopilot now and end up asking for her number and get it >all the bros at work high fiving me and s--- like I'm some kind of alpha >one guy's mind is totally blown and he's saying how he struggles to approach women and everyone starts giving him advice and using me as the f------ example of what to do >I'm just confused as f--- about what happened >fast forward a day >text her, she immediately texts back >I feel nothing and don't really want to do this >it's not even anxiety or self esteem issues or any of that s---, it's just this overwhelming feeling that I'm not going to enjoy this and I don't want to waste my time pretending, yet here I am I feel like I'm obligated to at least try because so many actual desperate robots don't even get this chance, but honestly the whole thing just feels like confirmation that I'm an actual unironic "asexual" and not the tumblr kind of larper but that I legit just don't want a relationship with other people. Anyone else know this feel? I want to be able to buy someone presents and hang out with them and have someone that will call me every day because they're thinking about me but then when faced with the reality of it it just seems like such a drag.
Anonymous 23 KB PNG 09/11/22(Sun)11:11:30 No.70165766 >at work >really hot 10/10 chick comes in and needs help with something in my department >do my usual customer service thing >but then we get to talking and it gets way more casual >coworker comes over and starts wingmanning out of nowhere, then leaves right at the critical moment to give me some space to execute >pretty much on autopilot now and end up asking for her number and get it >all the bros at work high fiving me and s--- like I'm some kind of alpha >one guy's mind is totally blown and he's saying how he struggles to approach women and everyone starts giving him advice and using me as the f------ example of what to do >I'm just confused as f--- about what happened >fast forward a day >text her, she immediately texts back >I feel nothing and don't really want to do this >it's not even anxiety or self esteem issues or any of that s---, it's just this overwhelming feeling that I'm not going to enjoy this and I don't want to waste my time pretending, yet here I am I feel like I'm obligated to at least try because so many actual desperate robots don't even get this chance, but honestly the whole thing just feels like confirmation that I'm an actual unironic "asexual" and not the tumblr kind of larper but that I legit just don't want a relationship with other people. Anyone else know this feel? I want to be able to buy someone presents and hang out with them and have someone that will call me every day because they're thinking about me but then when faced with the reality of it it just seems like such a drag.

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

O 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public
O 342 KB PNG course >"Hey anon" >I look over >Be me >2 years ago >In high school >Working on a science project >Some chads sit at my table >They talk about harambe memes >They don't do their project of >"Do you know you're a f------ normie" >Ask them if they know where that word comes from >they say instagram >Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public

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