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: Anonymous 24 KB PNG 03/10/23 (Fri) 18:11:44 No.72521532 >People are nothing more than a game 2 me >Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games >Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to f--- around with. >some ppl actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous >>72521532 (OP) # >cashier told me to have a nice day >I told her to have a nice day too 03/10/23(Fri) 18:27:06 No.72521691 >she's wrapped around my finger eating from the palm of my hand like a dirty little roach >she doesn't even know I'm a master manipulator telling her to have a nice day is a just a game to me, her having a nice day is for my own selfish gain. she thinks I care about her but she means nothing to me.
: Anonymous 24 KB PNG 03/10/23 (Fri) 18:11:44 No.72521532 >People are nothing more than a game 2 me >Spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games >Get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to f--- around with. >some ppl actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous >>72521532 (OP) # >cashier told me to have a nice day >I told her to have a nice day too 03/10/23(Fri) 18:27:06 No.72521691 >she's wrapped around my finger eating from the palm of my hand like a dirty little roach >she doesn't even know I'm a master manipulator telling her to have a nice day is a just a game to me, her having a nice day is for my own selfish gain. she thinks I care about her but she means nothing to me.

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: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 03/10/23(Fri)09:57:44 No.57444910 >>57445139 # >be talking to cute girl at bar >She's nice and sweet >Talking about interests >I mention I have an interest in history >She starts talking about her WW2 autist bf who overanalyzes uniforms in media and owns several WW2 uniforms You bastard I know you're here f--- you : Anonymous : Anonymous >>57444910 (OP) # >"hey, me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe" >points to the SS-obersturmfuhrer sitting on the barstool next to her 03/10/23(Fri)10:13:03 No.57445059 03/10/23(Fri)10:14:02 No.57445073
: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 03/10/23(Fri)09:57:44 No.57444910 >>57445139 # >be talking to cute girl at bar >She's nice and sweet >Talking about interests >I mention I have an interest in history >She starts talking about her WW2 autist bf who overanalyzes uniforms in media and owns several WW2 uniforms You bastard I know you're here f--- you : Anonymous : Anonymous >>57444910 (OP) # >"hey, me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe" >points to the SS-obersturmfuhrer sitting on the barstool next to her 03/10/23(Fri)10:13:03 No.57445059 03/10/23(Fri)10:14:02 No.57445073

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: Anonymous Snakes will never learn how to be ro000 CHECK THIS S--- OUT BREAKING I told you so 227 KB JPG : Anonymous 686 KB GIF 02/22/23(Wed)00:10:34 No.894770310 ive been 2 months in here already. how long do i have to stand your f------ loli threads till i find a funny greentext 02/22/23(Wed)00:17:18 No.894770615 I don't know, man. They're pretty rare these days. : Anonymous >be me >ive been 2 months in here already >how long do i have to stand f------ loli threads >can't find a funny greentext 02/22/23(Wed)00:38:09 No.894771520 : Anonymous >be me >walk into a school >take a girl >walk out with her 02/22/23(Wed)00:44:16 No.894771806 02/22/23(Wed)00:46:25 No.894771921 : Anomynous >>894770310 (OP) # >as soon as she touched my d--- i came and started farting 02/22/23 (Wed)00:47:15 No.894771957 : Anonymous >the femboy was visibly aroused
: Anonymous Snakes will never learn how to be ro000 CHECK THIS S--- OUT BREAKING I told you so 227 KB JPG : Anonymous 686 KB GIF 02/22/23(Wed)00:10:34 No.894770310 ive been 2 months in here already. how long do i have to stand your f------ loli threads till i find a funny greentext 02/22/23(Wed)00:17:18 No.894770615 I don't know, man. They're pretty rare these days. : Anonymous >be me >ive been 2 months in here already >how long do i have to stand f------ loli threads >can't find a funny greentext 02/22/23(Wed)00:38:09 No.894771520 : Anonymous >be me >walk into a school >take a girl >walk out with her 02/22/23(Wed)00:44:16 No.894771806 02/22/23(Wed)00:46:25 No.894771921 : Anomynous >>894770310 (OP) # >as soon as she touched my d--- i came and started farting 02/22/23 (Wed)00:47:15 No.894771957 : Anonymous >the femboy was visibly aroused

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Anonymous 03/08/16(Tue)23:11:36 No.672953508 >in high school >star on our football team >homecoming >students are gathered in the quad for a pep rally >me and two other players are blindfolded >we have to get a kiss from a cheerleader and guess who she is >i decide to be funny >the cheerleader pecks me on the cheek >i move my lips to hers and grab her >shove my tongue down her throat >everybody is cheering >cheerleader is trying to push me away >cheers are now a frenzy >>672953923 >>672954157 >>672954160 >>672958826 >>672958857 >>672959129 >the cheerleader in charge asks us three who we kissed >everybody is still screaming and laughing as we say out the names of different cheerleaders >time to remove blindfolds >we are each standing across from our mothers >i french kissed my mother >never puked so hard in my life >still cannot think about it without getting queasy
Anonymous 03/08/16(Tue)23:11:36 No.672953508 >in high school >star on our football team >homecoming >students are gathered in the quad for a pep rally >me and two other players are blindfolded >we have to get a kiss from a cheerleader and guess who she is >i decide to be funny >the cheerleader pecks me on the cheek >i move my lips to hers and grab her >shove my tongue down her throat >everybody is cheering >cheerleader is trying to push me away >cheers are now a frenzy >>672953923 >>672954157 >>672954160 >>672958826 >>672958857 >>672959129 >the cheerleader in charge asks us three who we kissed >everybody is still screaming and laughing as we say out the names of different cheerleaders >time to remove blindfolds >we are each standing across from our mothers >i french kissed my mother >never puked so hard in my life >still cannot think about it without getting queasy

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anon came out | /r/Greentext

uh.jpg 113 KB JPG >Well look who just came out of his cave! reb mccuster !LiBWHatgAQ 11/27/14(Thu)21:14:15 No.51726282 >>51726091 (OP) # god damn it this hit too close to home Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)21:12:48 No.51726257 >So, what are you doing these days anon? Are you working?
uh.jpg 113 KB JPG >Well look who just came out of his cave! reb mccuster !LiBWHatgAQ 11/27/14(Thu)21:14:15 No.51726282 >>51726091 (OP) # god damn it this hit too close to home Anonymous 11/27/14(Thu)21:12:48 No.51726257 >So, what are you doing these days anon? Are you working?

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Anon talks about his family | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.
Anonymous No.623065567 4 minutes ago >be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died >rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox >wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married. >my stepdaughter is now my stepmother >my father is my son in law. >w--.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad >my baby is now my uncle >Jerry springer.PNG >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild >my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling >I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.

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>at grocery store >make eye contest with girl >in a good mood so give her a smile >she gives me a sexy wink >I get scared and leave
>at grocery store >make eye contest with girl >in a good mood so give her a smile >she gives me a sexy wink >I get scared and leave

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Anon wanted to pee peacefully | /r/Greentext

VmG7XCG7 #1, No. 54010493 3/10/23 4:28:59 AM 1672491951663449 JPG 460x397 22.7 kB >fresh out of uni >first week of work >first time working in a proper office, only did blue collar jobs during uni >thought I would finally be amongst civilised, intelligent peers >go to bathroom to pee >colleague goes in the urinal right next to mine (there were plenty of others free, we're just the two of us) >starts talking to me, casually, as if we were in the f------ pantry getting snacks >can't pee >pretend I finished >go wash hands, he's still talking to me, from his urinal >have to pretend I have something urgent to just get the f--- out of this bathroom What the hell is wrong with office workers, also I could hear him pee, it was a long solid stream he wasn't embarrassed at all. What should I do, should I tell HR or confront him on his behaviour?
VmG7XCG7 #1, No. 54010493 3/10/23 4:28:59 AM 1672491951663449 JPG 460x397 22.7 kB >fresh out of uni >first week of work >first time working in a proper office, only did blue collar jobs during uni >thought I would finally be amongst civilised, intelligent peers >go to bathroom to pee >colleague goes in the urinal right next to mine (there were plenty of others free, we're just the two of us) >starts talking to me, casually, as if we were in the f------ pantry getting snacks >can't pee >pretend I finished >go wash hands, he's still talking to me, from his urinal >have to pretend I have something urgent to just get the f--- out of this bathroom What the hell is wrong with office workers, also I could hear him pee, it was a long solid stream he wasn't embarrassed at all. What should I do, should I tell HR or confront him on his behaviour?

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Trouble Afoot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 386 KB PNG 03/09/23(Thu)21:01:29 No.72513585 >be me >college coomer >also footfag >meet a girl from my class >never had a gf before so already know im gonna fail >surprisingly s--- goes well and we talk a lot >feel like the curse is being broken >be fallin in love >shes the most beautiful woman ive ever seen >she tells me her toes are reddish from some reason >idea,jpg >tell her something similar happened to me so she should send a pic so i can diagnose her >she tells me to wait a minute >heart is beating fast, mouth is salivating, peen is rising, cooming a little >she sends pic related >puke everywhere from her disgusting f------ paw >in a fit of rage tell her shes a f------ slut and she and her gnarly hoof can go f--- themselves and block her (tbf i was acting in self defense) be crying cause turns out god is f------ with me again and the curse hasnnt been broken. >realize i have to see this bitch tomorrow in class. shoud i just f------ drop out of school anons? i may gag at her sight
: Anonymous 386 KB PNG 03/09/23(Thu)21:01:29 No.72513585 >be me >college coomer >also footfag >meet a girl from my class >never had a gf before so already know im gonna fail >surprisingly s--- goes well and we talk a lot >feel like the curse is being broken >be fallin in love >shes the most beautiful woman ive ever seen >she tells me her toes are reddish from some reason >idea,jpg >tell her something similar happened to me so she should send a pic so i can diagnose her >she tells me to wait a minute >heart is beating fast, mouth is salivating, peen is rising, cooming a little >she sends pic related >puke everywhere from her disgusting f------ paw >in a fit of rage tell her shes a f------ slut and she and her gnarly hoof can go f--- themselves and block her (tbf i was acting in self defense) be crying cause turns out god is f------ with me again and the curse hasnnt been broken. >realize i have to see this bitch tomorrow in class. shoud i just f------ drop out of school anons? i may gag at her sight

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andrew tater final words. (Notice how I didn’t capitalize his name) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Y h 170 KB PNG 05/12/22(Thu)20:35:05 No.68603213 >I wish I *cough* spent more time hating on women >BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Anonymous >Y h 170 KB PNG 05/12/22(Thu)20:35:05 No.68603213 >I wish I *cough* spent more time hating on women >BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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: Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)11:56:22 No.28528151 112 KB PNG >manlet >brown >below average looking >gamma male >ask a pretty girl from uni out and she rejects me >FFW 15 days later she accidentally founds out im a trustfund kid because my Chad best friend accidentally told her after she tried to flirt with him >suddenly she is all over me >she is now receptive to the slightest feeling of approval from me >hate her and loathe her >f--- her and use her to get off >ghost her the day after >TFW she is now telling everyone that i "r----" her Gladly there are security cameras in my apartment, so i can easily prove that i never forced her to do anything. She is angry because i f----- her for free and refused to give her commitment. But in all honesty. She wanted to use me, so i used her instead. It's not like i would do this to every girl. She deserved it. In any im feeling so empty...
: Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)11:56:22 No.28528151 112 KB PNG >manlet >brown >below average looking >gamma male >ask a pretty girl from uni out and she rejects me >FFW 15 days later she accidentally founds out im a trustfund kid because my Chad best friend accidentally told her after she tried to flirt with him >suddenly she is all over me >she is now receptive to the slightest feeling of approval from me >hate her and loathe her >f--- her and use her to get off >ghost her the day after >TFW she is now telling everyone that i "r----" her Gladly there are security cameras in my apartment, so i can easily prove that i never forced her to do anything. She is angry because i f----- her for free and refused to give her commitment. But in all honesty. She wanted to use me, so i used her instead. It's not like i would do this to every girl. She deserved it. In any im feeling so empty...

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True horror. | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)15:04:55 No.627039197 10539210733.jpg 94 KB JPG >This terrified millions in 2012 02/08/23(Wed)16:09:00 No.627045631 : Anonymous >>627039197 (OP) # HE CAN PULL HIS SOCK UP WITHOUT BENDING OVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
E Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)15:04:55 No.627039197 10539210733.jpg 94 KB JPG >This terrified millions in 2012 02/08/23(Wed)16:09:00 No.627045631 : Anonymous >>627039197 (OP) # HE CAN PULL HIS SOCK UP WITHOUT BENDING OVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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anon lists his various accomplishments | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)11:27:45 No.19023440 there was that one time I... >got 80 bonesless wings from BWW, threw up after 65 and ate the rest. all drenched in bleu cheese. >got 2 dominos handmade pan pizzas, ate one and shart my pants but finished the 2nd one before I changed. >ate ten beef n cheddars from arbys and was still hungry. >got a 3 piece cod dinner and 2 triple burgers from culvers and still ate some of my brothers chicken tenders after I finished. >ate an entire jar of peanut butter and bag of hot funyuns as a snack. >ate 2 family size papa murphys pizzas in a day. >almost choked to death gorging myself on lasagna at a family dinner. >contemplated getting a 75pc canes tailgater package just for myself There's a lot more but these are probably my top whale moments. Also since its thursday tomorrow I might want to eat another 80 boneless wings from buffs but I dont like to pay that much for sauced breaded chicken.
: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)11:27:45 No.19023440 there was that one time I... >got 80 bonesless wings from BWW, threw up after 65 and ate the rest. all drenched in bleu cheese. >got 2 dominos handmade pan pizzas, ate one and shart my pants but finished the 2nd one before I changed. >ate ten beef n cheddars from arbys and was still hungry. >got a 3 piece cod dinner and 2 triple burgers from culvers and still ate some of my brothers chicken tenders after I finished. >ate an entire jar of peanut butter and bag of hot funyuns as a snack. >ate 2 family size papa murphys pizzas in a day. >almost choked to death gorging myself on lasagna at a family dinner. >contemplated getting a 75pc canes tailgater package just for myself There's a lot more but these are probably my top whale moments. Also since its thursday tomorrow I might want to eat another 80 boneless wings from buffs but I dont like to pay that much for sauced breaded chicken.

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>Be woman in science yljSrUuH #1, No. 54014073 3/10/23 9:23:20 AM 1627543589311 PNG 640x640 36.6 kB >get really hard degree (dad said it was good) >don't want to waste parent's tuition money >Male classmates love helping me >My rapport skills are great! >get good grades so I can be like Dad >Dad gets me internship at his employer >work hard so I don't embarrass him >Company decides to pay rest of my tuition!! >Finish school with no debt >Debate really hard in Job interview >"I want to be like my dad, VP of blablabla" >HR lady is SO IMPRESSED by my girl power >get great job aoffer nd free relocation >Company uses me for diversity marketing >get engaged to Brad, the 6'4" business major >get married at his Family's Winery >Spend 3 hours a day browsing LinkedIn >share & like posts by fellow Women in STEM >Make a 5 paragraph post about being a woman >My post gets liked by the official company account >My post gets liked by 80,000 people >get thousands of job offers You men will never understand how hard we have it
>Be woman in science yljSrUuH #1, No. 54014073 3/10/23 9:23:20 AM 1627543589311 PNG 640x640 36.6 kB >get really hard degree (dad said it was good) >don't want to waste parent's tuition money >Male classmates love helping me >My rapport skills are great! >get good grades so I can be like Dad >Dad gets me internship at his employer >work hard so I don't embarrass him >Company decides to pay rest of my tuition!! >Finish school with no debt >Debate really hard in Job interview >"I want to be like my dad, VP of blablabla" >HR lady is SO IMPRESSED by my girl power >get great job aoffer nd free relocation >Company uses me for diversity marketing >get engaged to Brad, the 6'4" business major >get married at his Family's Winery >Spend 3 hours a day browsing LinkedIn >share & like posts by fellow Women in STEM >Make a 5 paragraph post about being a woman >My post gets liked by the official company account >My post gets liked by 80,000 people >get thousands of job offers You men will never understand how hard we have it

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: Anonymous 84 KB PNG 08/31/21(Tue)10:11:41 No.65203579 >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense
: Anonymous 84 KB PNG 08/31/21(Tue)10:11:41 No.65203579 >mosquito in my room >buzzes around me >craves me >wants me >first living being in weeks interacting with me >feel the need to be her close >undress >so mosquito has easier time being close to me >she gets closer >i get hard >finally bites me >c-- I feel abused she left me just seconds later and never looked back Is this what a summer love feels like? Our time together was short but intense

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Anon is just making sure. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HCAT 01/17/21(Sun)18:13:54 No.61908386 1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though? 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399
: Anonymous HCAT 01/17/21(Sun)18:13:54 No.61908386 1610657972591.jpg 203 KB JPG OCD is literally turning my brain into mush. I had to spend an hour rereading the definition of trapazoid because I doubted that I knew it : Anonymous >>61908386 (OP) # Are you sure you got it right, though? 01/17/21(Sun)18:14:54 No.61908399

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