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My advice for /adv/ 283 KB PNG 05/16/23(Tue)22:48:22 No.28960945 Do you know the difference between a coward and a brave man? BOTH are afraid. But the brave man will act anyway, if you meet someone who does things simply because he is not afraid (self-preservation ability), that person is not brave but an idiot. If you start something, see it through to the end, because if you're not willing to risk it all for your own happiness, you'll eventually lose it all anyway. If you ask a girl out, the worst that can happen is not a simple "no", she'll probably also try to humilliate you and tell all her friends. But if she says yes, boom! you got yourself a new girlfriend, that's the secret to success, be brave. Take this advice from a guy who literally came inside his own sister and will probably soon be a dad (she hasn't had her period and she late an entire week) but I'm not afraid of this. Screw cowards, go forward, march on.
My advice for /adv/ 283 KB PNG 05/16/23(Tue)22:48:22 No.28960945 Do you know the difference between a coward and a brave man? BOTH are afraid. But the brave man will act anyway, if you meet someone who does things simply because he is not afraid (self-preservation ability), that person is not brave but an idiot. If you start something, see it through to the end, because if you're not willing to risk it all for your own happiness, you'll eventually lose it all anyway. If you ask a girl out, the worst that can happen is not a simple "no", she'll probably also try to humilliate you and tell all her friends. But if she says yes, boom! you got yourself a new girlfriend, that's the secret to success, be brave. Take this advice from a guy who literally came inside his own sister and will probably soon be a dad (she hasn't had her period and she late an entire week) but I'm not afraid of this. Screw cowards, go forward, march on.

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File: 6E9AEF8D-5B44-482E-B783-2(...).jpg (87 KB, 749x603) 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:15:50 No.70991459 >>70991509 >>70991564 >>70991594 >>70991809 >>70991835 >>70991923 >>70991937 >>70991949 >>70991990 this is the closeted i've ever been to having abs, idk if it counts, but what are workouts that ACTUALLY work for making these babies show ΛΛ i've just been doing 4 sets of 11 push-ups and 2 min planks how to get abs Anonymous Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:19:09 No.70991479 ► >>70991496 cute boi Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:13 No.70991496 ► >>70991498 >>70991501 >>70991579 >>70991479 # im not a boy, sorry to disappoint Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:52 No.70991498 ► >>70991496 # alright everyone, time to pack up and leave
File: 6E9AEF8D-5B44-482E-B783-2(...).jpg (87 KB, 749x603) 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:15:50 No.70991459 >>70991509 >>70991564 >>70991594 >>70991809 >>70991835 >>70991923 >>70991937 >>70991949 >>70991990 this is the closeted i've ever been to having abs, idk if it counts, but what are workouts that ACTUALLY work for making these babies show ΛΛ i've just been doing 4 sets of 11 push-ups and 2 min planks how to get abs Anonymous Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:19:09 No.70991479 ► >>70991496 cute boi Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:13 No.70991496 ► >>70991498 >>70991501 >>70991579 >>70991479 # im not a boy, sorry to disappoint Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed) 23:22:52 No.70991498 ► >>70991496 # alright everyone, time to pack up and leave

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Anon advertises adrenaline runs | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)14:32:44 No.899470277 >>899470596 >>899470935 >>899471335 >>899471758 >>899471922 >>899472619 >>899473212 >>899473757 >>899474464 >>899475082 >>899475511 >>899476126 >>899476669 >>899477318 >>899477435 >>899477688 >>899478080 >>899478651 >>899478959 >>899479273 >>899479801 >>899479877 >>899480054 >>899470235 (OP) >be me >fat overweight chublord >start walking for leg day workout >do it every day >not too bad >walk 1 mile to the shops >buy chocolate bar >walk 1 mile home >this is good >fast forward 3 months >running 10 miles in a special route >leave the house at specific time >3pm go go go >after 4 miles i am panting hard >timed perfectly to arrive at all girls high school as they exit >the next 5 miles follows the route the girls walk home >get adrenaline rush looking at them >healthy looking legs during summer >tightly packed leggings during winter >feels like a morphine drip connected to my eyes >arrive home and do a quick arm workout now my question for you guys, if i strapped a go pro to my chest and recorded the view during my workout, could i upload it to youtube under the title "Running exercise work out day ###" etc and profit from advertising to other exercise enthusiasts to watch to help motivate them to do their leg day workout every day? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)15:17:52 No.899470935 >>899472176 >>899472712 >>899473314 >>899473774 >>899473969 >>899474451 >>899474958 >>899475249 >>899475902 >>899475955 >>899470277 You should do that, but make the title "Evidence for my trial ##"
Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)14:32:44 No.899470277 >>899470596 >>899470935 >>899471335 >>899471758 >>899471922 >>899472619 >>899473212 >>899473757 >>899474464 >>899475082 >>899475511 >>899476126 >>899476669 >>899477318 >>899477435 >>899477688 >>899478080 >>899478651 >>899478959 >>899479273 >>899479801 >>899479877 >>899480054 >>899470235 (OP) >be me >fat overweight chublord >start walking for leg day workout >do it every day >not too bad >walk 1 mile to the shops >buy chocolate bar >walk 1 mile home >this is good >fast forward 3 months >running 10 miles in a special route >leave the house at specific time >3pm go go go >after 4 miles i am panting hard >timed perfectly to arrive at all girls high school as they exit >the next 5 miles follows the route the girls walk home >get adrenaline rush looking at them >healthy looking legs during summer >tightly packed leggings during winter >feels like a morphine drip connected to my eyes >arrive home and do a quick arm workout now my question for you guys, if i strapped a go pro to my chest and recorded the view during my workout, could i upload it to youtube under the title "Running exercise work out day ###" etc and profit from advertising to other exercise enthusiasts to watch to help motivate them to do their leg day workout every day? Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)15:17:52 No.899470935 >>899472176 >>899472712 >>899473314 >>899473774 >>899473969 >>899474451 >>899474958 >>899475249 >>899475902 >>899475955 >>899470277 You should do that, but make the title "Evidence for my trial ##"

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Anon is an Australian soldier. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 ► >>29342124>>29342754 >>29342930 >>29343834>>29344045 >>29350357 >>29353348 >>29353789 >>29354018 >>29354115 >>29359942 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) > onna base in Australia in 20XX > omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's + 3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc. > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing > "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he he can reply. I shoo , I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month. >> Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 ► >>29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124 ► >>29342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) >>29341721 Holy f--- n-----. Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.jpg (22 KB, 340x340) Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)18:38:31 No.29353348 >>29311721 jesus christ >>29341721 You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere. us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin.jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) >>29341721 Yeah f------ top stuff mate LATER... gday c--- howsitgoing? Have a good one! 4 star General from American Army Disciplinary action //
Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 ► >>29342124>>29342754 >>29342930 >>29343834>>29344045 >>29350357 >>29353348 >>29353789 >>29354018 >>29354115 >>29359942 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) > onna base in Australia in 20XX > omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's + 3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc. > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing > "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he he can reply. I shoo , I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month. >> Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 ► >>29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124 ► >>29342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) >>29341721 Holy f--- n-----. Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.jpg (22 KB, 340x340) Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)18:38:31 No.29353348 >>29311721 jesus christ >>29341721 You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere. us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin.jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) >>29341721 Yeah f------ top stuff mate LATER... gday c--- howsitgoing? Have a good one! 4 star General from American Army Disciplinary action //

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Anon wanted college money | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 67 KB PNG 05/18/23(Thu)13:13:36 No.899476475 >Be me in HS >Find out you get college financial help if you're mentally handicapped idea.jpg >in class next week >s--- in my hand and wing it at the whiteboard as hard as I can >mfw i get expelled and get no money for college i just wanted some college money bro
: Anonymous 67 KB PNG 05/18/23(Thu)13:13:36 No.899476475 >Be me in HS >Find out you get college financial help if you're mentally handicapped idea.jpg >in class next week >s--- in my hand and wing it at the whiteboard as hard as I can >mfw i get expelled and get no money for college i just wanted some college money bro

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gym anon maintains virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)18:19:24 No.63668415 >>63668342 (OP) # The cute receptionist lady accidentally called me babe when I checked in at the gym so I stopped by the locker room and jacked off into a toilet before my workout and then was intentionally cold and slightly rude to her on the way out so I wouldn't consider a relationship with her 499 KB PNG >>63668455 # >>63668502 # >>63668515 # >>63669103 # Anonymous09/26/21(Sun)18:21:53 No.63668455 >>63668415 # high test move 63668422
: Anonymous 09/26/21(Sun)18:19:24 No.63668415 >>63668342 (OP) # The cute receptionist lady accidentally called me babe when I checked in at the gym so I stopped by the locker room and jacked off into a toilet before my workout and then was intentionally cold and slightly rude to her on the way out so I wouldn't consider a relationship with her 499 KB PNG >>63668455 # >>63668502 # >>63668515 # >>63669103 # Anonymous09/26/21(Sun)18:21:53 No.63668455 >>63668415 # high test move 63668422

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Anon visits his doctor | /r/Greentext

- File: IMG_20230518_115330.jpg (232 KB, 1080x1425) MEDS >>899461763 Yes. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:54:10 No.899461582 [Reply] ► >>899461728 >Doc gave me meds >Go back to doctor >How's the meds going anon? >Bad, doc. What do? >We simply take MOAR >Uh.. ok.. Why are they like this? >> >> Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:59:40 No.899461728 ► >>899461763 >>899461582 (OP) Because they want you to not be problem for yourself or to others. Drugs make you calm and thats why many of those are illegal. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:02:27 No.899461827 ► Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:00:32 No.899461763 ► >>899461827 >>899461728 Like crack
- File: IMG_20230518_115330.jpg (232 KB, 1080x1425) MEDS >>899461763 Yes. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:54:10 No.899461582 [Reply] ► >>899461728 >Doc gave me meds >Go back to doctor >How's the meds going anon? >Bad, doc. What do? >We simply take MOAR >Uh.. ok.. Why are they like this? >> >> Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)11:59:40 No.899461728 ► >>899461763 >>899461582 (OP) Because they want you to not be problem for yourself or to others. Drugs make you calm and thats why many of those are illegal. Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:02:27 No.899461827 ► Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)12:00:32 No.899461763 ► >>899461827 >>899461728 Like crack

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: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)08:34:02 No.73297631 N n m ວ B sadwagefrog.jpg 94 KB JPG KICK ME TI >tfw coworkers start making fun of you for still living with your parents
: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)08:34:02 No.73297631 N n m ວ B sadwagefrog.jpg 94 KB JPG KICK ME TI >tfw coworkers start making fun of you for still living with your parents

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Anon used uno reverse card | /r/Greentext

>girl trying to monkeybranch me >uses me for emotional satisfaction >improove, /fit/ and career wise >actively manage 3 side hoes >now use her for emotional satisfaction myself >mfw I feel better than I would in an actual relationship >mfw she knows this and it makes her seethe because her bf is retarded and can't leave him So did I win in the end?
>girl trying to monkeybranch me >uses me for emotional satisfaction >improove, /fit/ and career wise >actively manage 3 side hoes >now use her for emotional satisfaction myself >mfw I feel better than I would in an actual relationship >mfw she knows this and it makes her seethe because her bf is retarded and can't leave him So did I win in the end?

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Anon has a near-death experience | /r/Greentext

HNNNGG #1, No. 73363230 2 hours ago HisaoHeartattack JPG 311x201 32.6 kB >j------- >in the middle >heart suddenly feels weak >heart beats feel inconsistent and weird >try to finish off fast to get it over with >it actually worsens >deed is done >feel like I almost died H--------, what the f--- was that? I really need to start doing some cardio. I'm not even fat.
HNNNGG #1, No. 73363230 2 hours ago HisaoHeartattack JPG 311x201 32.6 kB >j------- >in the middle >heart suddenly feels weak >heart beats feel inconsistent and weird >try to finish off fast to get it over with >it actually worsens >deed is done >feel like I almost died H--------, what the f--- was that? I really need to start doing some cardio. I'm not even fat.

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Anonymous (ID: mzUv7h50) 05/18/23(Thu)13:28:29 No.427433820 756908564.gif 1.48 MB GIF >Last time a girl touched me was 8 years ago. >She complimented me on my eyes and drove her hand through my hair because she liked how full it was >Then another time when we met we greeted each other and she just kissed me on the mouth >Then she moved to some far away city and the contact broke off.
Anonymous (ID: mzUv7h50) 05/18/23(Thu)13:28:29 No.427433820 756908564.gif 1.48 MB GIF >Last time a girl touched me was 8 years ago. >She complimented me on my eyes and drove her hand through my hair because she liked how full it was >Then another time when we met we greeted each other and she just kissed me on the mouth >Then she moved to some far away city and the contact broke off.

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Einstein’s sick rhymin’ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)01:21:39 No.184930654 oppenheimer_albert_einstein_1920.jpg 160 KB JPG >i thought it was e=mc squared... when really, i should have e=mc cared >>184930761 # >>184931212 # >>184938053 # >>184938916 # >>184946679 # >>184948546 # >>184949511 # >>184950803 # >>184955534 # >>184957989 # >>184960572 #
Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)01:21:39 No.184930654 oppenheimer_albert_einstein_1920.jpg 160 KB JPG >i thought it was e=mc squared... when really, i should have e=mc cared >>184930761 # >>184931212 # >>184938053 # >>184938916 # >>184946679 # >>184948546 # >>184949511 # >>184950803 # >>184955534 # >>184957989 # >>184960572 #

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Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)10:05:22 No.899469359 I put my d--- in crazy >sex on 2nd date at hers >after sex, talking about kinks >she asks if I like period sex >tell her I don't have sex when women are on period >she gets offended makes a big deal out of it asks me if I find women gross >try to calm her down and tell her I just don't feel comfortable with it >she tells me to leave >next morning 10 minutes ago >she sends me a long ass essay text that I manipulated her and she feels violated for not being honest about who I am before we had sex and that she wants to meet and talk through what happened last night what am I dealing with here /b/? she's asking to meet this weekend, what is your advice? 10 KB JPG
Anonymous 05/18/23(Thu)10:05:22 No.899469359 I put my d--- in crazy >sex on 2nd date at hers >after sex, talking about kinks >she asks if I like period sex >tell her I don't have sex when women are on period >she gets offended makes a big deal out of it asks me if I find women gross >try to calm her down and tell her I just don't feel comfortable with it >she tells me to leave >next morning 10 minutes ago >she sends me a long ass essay text that I manipulated her and she feels violated for not being honest about who I am before we had sex and that she wants to meet and talk through what happened last night what am I dealing with here /b/? she's asking to meet this weekend, what is your advice? 10 KB JPG

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FwYZU0OXwAAMsZG.jpg 153 KB JPG >Thanos strangled Loki >To up the threat for Phase 5 Kang strangled a woman irl
FwYZU0OXwAAMsZG.jpg 153 KB JPG >Thanos strangled Loki >To up the threat for Phase 5 Kang strangled a woman irl

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File: 48D16AC0-0A55-4DC4-8364-3(...).jpg (59 KB, 554x599) Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)12:44:52 No.73351853 does hiro have an actual form of retardation? >>73351870 >>73351990 >>73351995 >>73352091 >hire the most incompetent retards for jannies who dont care about anything but banning people for making threads they dont like basically banning half their userbase for no reason >do nothing about every single board being p--- spam they just remove everything else >no wants to advertise in this s--- hole >ruined basically every board he could >make a bunch of useless video game boards but wont make any good boards >ruined r9i but lets all the zoomers use it as social media and their p--- collection i just cant believe how much he ruined this site since he got his grubby chink hands on it. its like he either doesnt give a f--- its a money pit or wants to ruin it on purpose. if you post anything but p--- or the same 2 threads you just get banned by retarded jannies with zero oversight. Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)12:46:13 No.73351870 ► >>73351901 >>73351853 (OP) I make lots of dumb threads without getting banned. Maybe you're just stupid !
File: 48D16AC0-0A55-4DC4-8364-3(...).jpg (59 KB, 554x599) Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)12:44:52 No.73351853 does hiro have an actual form of retardation? >>73351870 >>73351990 >>73351995 >>73352091 >hire the most incompetent retards for jannies who dont care about anything but banning people for making threads they dont like basically banning half their userbase for no reason >do nothing about every single board being p--- spam they just remove everything else >no wants to advertise in this s--- hole >ruined basically every board he could >make a bunch of useless video game boards but wont make any good boards >ruined r9i but lets all the zoomers use it as social media and their p--- collection i just cant believe how much he ruined this site since he got his grubby chink hands on it. its like he either doesnt give a f--- its a money pit or wants to ruin it on purpose. if you post anything but p--- or the same 2 threads you just get banned by retarded jannies with zero oversight. Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)12:46:13 No.73351870 ► >>73351901 >>73351853 (OP) I make lots of dumb threads without getting banned. Maybe you're just stupid !

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Endurance Running Diff

Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum > Be deer. > F------up looking ape wearing skin of another deer comes running up, holding a pointy stick. > Run away. > Ape is slow so I can outrun him easily. > Ape comes running up again. > Run away again. > Getting tired. > Ape comes up again, no sign of getting tired. > S---. : 8:58 PM - May 17, 2023 103.4K Views
Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum > Be deer. > F------up looking ape wearing skin of another deer comes running up, holding a pointy stick. > Run away. > Ape is slow so I can outrun him easily. > Ape comes running up again. > Run away again. > Getting tired. > Ape comes up again, no sign of getting tired. > S---. : 8:58 PM - May 17, 2023 103.4K Views

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Russianon and Peter hunting | /r/Greentext

>>26500961 >Pietr and i were hanging out in his apartment one night, sharing stories and drinking >sat out on his small balcony, and smoked when we got a call from the police station >there had been strange sightings of a large animal (presumably a bear) roaming the area >some locals were pretty spooked, and had reported it to the police >of course it fell under our jurisdiction >we decided that we would check it out in the morning >we didn't feel like chasing some large unidentified creature, while we were half-drunk and the sun had gone down >sit for a few more minutes, just chatting when a deafening screech echoed out from beyond the treeline >We were silent for a couple of minutes >"f--- me, that was loud" Pietr said >no s---, jackass >we decide to check it out >operation half-drunk russians packing heat commenced >we wandered around aimlessly, randomly pointing our flashlights and rifles around in the dark >"you've got to be F------ kidding me" Pietr shouted out >he had found large cloven footprints >"don't tell me this is another f------ deer i swear to god" >he sounded both angry and scared shitless >*rustling behind us* >we both instantly turn, and aim at the sound >two glowing eyes reflect our flashlights >it lets out a loud f------ squeel, and charges at us >we both light it the f--- up, while we s--- our pants >it's a boar >a f------ boar >but it was so f------ big, that we initially thought it was a bear >pic related is eerily similar to the bastard we shot >"at least it wasn't a f------ deer" i said >Pietr let out a nervous laugh, and shook his head in awe of the f------ beast lying before us >honestly didn't know what to do with it >we hadn't brought our ATV's, and the thing was way too heavy to carry >decided to just leave it, for the wolves to scavenge >police actually believed us this time >"some of the hogs out there can grow to enormous sizes - you're lucky it didn't get you" >another thing to worry about - f------ great
>>26500961 >Pietr and i were hanging out in his apartment one night, sharing stories and drinking >sat out on his small balcony, and smoked when we got a call from the police station >there had been strange sightings of a large animal (presumably a bear) roaming the area >some locals were pretty spooked, and had reported it to the police >of course it fell under our jurisdiction >we decided that we would check it out in the morning >we didn't feel like chasing some large unidentified creature, while we were half-drunk and the sun had gone down >sit for a few more minutes, just chatting when a deafening screech echoed out from beyond the treeline >We were silent for a couple of minutes >"f--- me, that was loud" Pietr said >no s---, jackass >we decide to check it out >operation half-drunk russians packing heat commenced >we wandered around aimlessly, randomly pointing our flashlights and rifles around in the dark >"you've got to be F------ kidding me" Pietr shouted out >he had found large cloven footprints >"don't tell me this is another f------ deer i swear to god" >he sounded both angry and scared shitless >*rustling behind us* >we both instantly turn, and aim at the sound >two glowing eyes reflect our flashlights >it lets out a loud f------ squeel, and charges at us >we both light it the f--- up, while we s--- our pants >it's a boar >a f------ boar >but it was so f------ big, that we initially thought it was a bear >pic related is eerily similar to the bastard we shot >"at least it wasn't a f------ deer" i said >Pietr let out a nervous laugh, and shook his head in awe of the f------ beast lying before us >honestly didn't know what to do with it >we hadn't brought our ATV's, and the thing was way too heavy to carry >decided to just leave it, for the wolves to scavenge >police actually believed us this time >"some of the hogs out there can grow to enormous sizes - you're lucky it didn't get you" >another thing to worry about - f------ great

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Anon got midget porn banned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I got m----- p--- banned 05/17/23(Wed) 23:36:19 No.899433631 Story time /b/ois >be in NSFW Discord server where you share p--- >admins announce they are adding a bot that scans p--- for underage >idea >start uploading m----- p--- as fast as I can >most images/videos get flagged and need to be reviwed by staff but then are allowed >i convince other members to do the same thru DMs >even make our own Discord >2 days later admins announce the bot was "just a test" and they will be removing it >mission accomplished ff abt 2 weeks 16 KB JPG >they decide to try using the bot again >second Discord server "@everyone the bot is back, you know what to do" >loads of m----- p--- >not as many flagged this time but still hilarious, so many pics flagged >by this time staff knew we were screwing with them >new rule, basically says no more m----- p--- mfw I got m----- p--- banned
: Anonymous I got m----- p--- banned 05/17/23(Wed) 23:36:19 No.899433631 Story time /b/ois >be in NSFW Discord server where you share p--- >admins announce they are adding a bot that scans p--- for underage >idea >start uploading m----- p--- as fast as I can >most images/videos get flagged and need to be reviwed by staff but then are allowed >i convince other members to do the same thru DMs >even make our own Discord >2 days later admins announce the bot was "just a test" and they will be removing it >mission accomplished ff abt 2 weeks 16 KB JPG >they decide to try using the bot again >second Discord server "@everyone the bot is back, you know what to do" >loads of m----- p--- >not as many flagged this time but still hilarious, so many pics flagged >by this time staff knew we were screwing with them >new rule, basically says no more m----- p--- mfw I got m----- p--- banned

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Anon has no rizz | /r/Greentext

File: 882A5BB4-C5FA-45CB-986B-A(...).png (598 KB, 1276x900) Why are foids like this Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)06:21:01 No.73349085 ► >>73349092 >>73349095 >>73349112 >>73349126 >>73349207 >>73349571 >>73351808 >>73351915 >>73351947 >>73352068 >match with gorgeous foid, 9/10, on monday >she messages me at 5pm monday, we talk and the last text is mine >she messages me at 5pm tuesday, we talk and the last text is mine >today is wednesday >8pm >she still hasn't messaged me Why the f--- are foids like this? Why bother matching with someone and talking to them over the course of two days if you're just going to ghost anyways? Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)06:22:38 No.73349092 >>73349085 (OP) did you guys make plans? texting is for making plans, so you can get to know her in person ask her to get coffee/movies/whatever hobby she enjoys and do it asap, stop playing around >>73349108
File: 882A5BB4-C5FA-45CB-986B-A(...).png (598 KB, 1276x900) Why are foids like this Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)06:21:01 No.73349085 ► >>73349092 >>73349095 >>73349112 >>73349126 >>73349207 >>73349571 >>73351808 >>73351915 >>73351947 >>73352068 >match with gorgeous foid, 9/10, on monday >she messages me at 5pm monday, we talk and the last text is mine >she messages me at 5pm tuesday, we talk and the last text is mine >today is wednesday >8pm >she still hasn't messaged me Why the f--- are foids like this? Why bother matching with someone and talking to them over the course of two days if you're just going to ghost anyways? Anonymous 05/17/23(Wed)06:22:38 No.73349092 >>73349085 (OP) did you guys make plans? texting is for making plans, so you can get to know her in person ask her to get coffee/movies/whatever hobby she enjoys and do it asap, stop playing around >>73349108

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Anon is worried | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No. 51230182 (8 h) JPG 94.60 KB Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning? Anonymous No. 51230183 (8 h) You f----- those chicken breasts didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230188 (8 h) You f----- the raw chicken, didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230192 (8 h) you did
Anonymous No. 51230182 (8 h) JPG 94.60 KB Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning? Anonymous No. 51230183 (8 h) You f----- those chicken breasts didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230188 (8 h) You f----- the raw chicken, didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230192 (8 h) you did

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