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I T-Mobile Board /lgbt/ - LGBT Anonymous 144 KB JPG 1:46 PM boards.4channel.org ✓ 31% ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/04/23(Tue)12:35:50 No.31782520 I pranked my bottom again. Might've gone too far this time >bottom bf surprises me wearing a leather collar he custom-ordered >the dog tags have my name and his >"anon as long as I'm wearing this you can do ANYTHING you want to me! Don't hold back!" >quivering in anticipation of our usual dom/sub antics >...but he did say ANYTHING >drag him to the beach with me and make him go snorkeling with me to try to see fish and crabs and sea creatures >unsatisfied with the quantity and variety of fish seen at the beach, I drag him to the aquarium to look at more fish (even though it's far cooler to find them in the wild) >take him home and make him download classic Starcraft (not starcraft 2) and play against me >demand to have passionate, sickeningly sweet vanilla sex where we lavish each other in praise and affection and I am physically transmitting love into his body with every touch and every thrust and every moment of eye contact >the next morning I find the collar in the trash and he's so irritated he sulks for days Worth it. Next time he'll choose his words more carefully lol
I T-Mobile Board /lgbt/ - LGBT Anonymous 144 KB JPG 1:46 PM boards.4channel.org ✓ 31% ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/04/23(Tue)12:35:50 No.31782520 I pranked my bottom again. Might've gone too far this time >bottom bf surprises me wearing a leather collar he custom-ordered >the dog tags have my name and his >"anon as long as I'm wearing this you can do ANYTHING you want to me! Don't hold back!" >quivering in anticipation of our usual dom/sub antics >...but he did say ANYTHING >drag him to the beach with me and make him go snorkeling with me to try to see fish and crabs and sea creatures >unsatisfied with the quantity and variety of fish seen at the beach, I drag him to the aquarium to look at more fish (even though it's far cooler to find them in the wild) >take him home and make him download classic Starcraft (not starcraft 2) and play against me >demand to have passionate, sickeningly sweet vanilla sex where we lavish each other in praise and affection and I am physically transmitting love into his body with every touch and every thrust and every moment of eye contact >the next morning I find the collar in the trash and he's so irritated he sulks for days Worth it. Next time he'll choose his words more carefully lol

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: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)18:24:08 No.187113591 Speak your three wishes. 07/04/23(Tue)18:27:31 No.187113703 : Anonymous >>187113591 (OP) # >I with for you, the djinn, to give a BJ to another djinns child checkmate demon, you're now known as the pedodjinn
: Anonymous 374 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)18:24:08 No.187113591 Speak your three wishes. 07/04/23(Tue)18:27:31 No.187113703 : Anonymous >>187113591 (OP) # >I with for you, the djinn, to give a BJ to another djinns child checkmate demon, you're now known as the pedodjinn

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Anon's friend accidentally kills himself. | /r/Greentext

File: 1385260192525.png-(200 KB, 438x336, 1356057001793.png) Anonymous 11/23/13(Sat)21:29:52 UTC-5 No.517672052 Replies: >>517672226 >>517672274 >>517673125 >>517673550 >>517675017 So guys, my friend might have just killed himself by accident, in a really hilarious way no less. >be at my house >parents are out for weekend >have all my d------ friends over and smoke some weed and get drunk >little brother is a pal, doesn't tell on us >about an hour into our session, friend picks up a peculiar small brown cardboard cylinder that was lying around and prepares to smoke it >we were all pretty stoned but I was conflicted about what the thing was but I was pretty sure It wasn't a blunt >as he is about to light one end I suddenly realize with horror what it actually was >little brother does model rockets as a hobby which run on small fuel cylinders like the one he was about to smoke >before I can say anything he lights it >FFFFFFFFFFWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.jpg >cylinder ignites >thrust from flame pushes cylinder down friend's throat into stomach >hear loud "pop" as it blows up inside him >friend starts screaming with flames and smoke pouring from his mouth >we all panic and lose our s--- >lil' bother calls 911 despite our activities >ambulance arrives and picks up now convulsing friend >we all get co t summons because weed >still have yet to hear of friend's condition >worst day of my life >not sure whether looking back on this to laugh my ass off or cry hysterically TL;DR my friend tried to smoke a model rocket engine thinking it was a blunt
File: 1385260192525.png-(200 KB, 438x336, 1356057001793.png) Anonymous 11/23/13(Sat)21:29:52 UTC-5 No.517672052 Replies: >>517672226 >>517672274 >>517673125 >>517673550 >>517675017 So guys, my friend might have just killed himself by accident, in a really hilarious way no less. >be at my house >parents are out for weekend >have all my d------ friends over and smoke some weed and get drunk >little brother is a pal, doesn't tell on us >about an hour into our session, friend picks up a peculiar small brown cardboard cylinder that was lying around and prepares to smoke it >we were all pretty stoned but I was conflicted about what the thing was but I was pretty sure It wasn't a blunt >as he is about to light one end I suddenly realize with horror what it actually was >little brother does model rockets as a hobby which run on small fuel cylinders like the one he was about to smoke >before I can say anything he lights it >FFFFFFFFFFWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.jpg >cylinder ignites >thrust from flame pushes cylinder down friend's throat into stomach >hear loud "pop" as it blows up inside him >friend starts screaming with flames and smoke pouring from his mouth >we all panic and lose our s--- >lil' bother calls 911 despite our activities >ambulance arrives and picks up now convulsing friend >we all get co t summons because weed >still have yet to hear of friend's condition >worst day of my life >not sure whether looking back on this to laugh my ass off or cry hysterically TL;DR my friend tried to smoke a model rocket engine thinking it was a blunt

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Anonymous 476311042 X 38 65,0 kB PNG 27 REPLIES 2 hr. ago >download a $60 game 100 times >company loses $6000 46 IMAGES REPLY
Anonymous 476311042 X 38 65,0 kB PNG 27 REPLIES 2 hr. ago >download a $60 game 100 times >company loses $6000 46 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon has difficulties | /r/Greentext

the gym feeling worse > Be me > go to a new gym for the first time > Get overwhelmed by the amount of people there > realize I'm probably the smallest guy (probably just my imagination). > Get sad and depressed. > Wonder around to get used to the new environment, also to know where all the equipment is. > All the benches and machines are taken, so I have to awkwardly wait on the side. > Get even more sad because I feel like a creep > Decide to leave, but before I do, I decide to try out my membership bonus of free food from the vending machine. > Member card gets declined, leave the gym feeling even worse.. why am I so autistic?
the gym feeling worse > Be me > go to a new gym for the first time > Get overwhelmed by the amount of people there > realize I'm probably the smallest guy (probably just my imagination). > Get sad and depressed. > Wonder around to get used to the new environment, also to know where all the equipment is. > All the benches and machines are taken, so I have to awkwardly wait on the side. > Get even more sad because I feel like a creep > Decide to leave, but before I do, I decide to try out my membership bonus of free food from the vending machine. > Member card gets declined, leave the gym feeling even worse.. why am I so autistic?

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He threw it back and busted a nutt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)09:50:26 No.72824595 >day 4 of nofap >have very vivid sex dreams >wake up with raging erection >go to gym >leg day >do a calf press >feel weird sensation in my groin >think nothing of it >almost finish my set >on my fifth rep >sensation comes back >c-- bucketloads through my flaccid c--- >almost pass out it's so intense bros...what happened to me?
: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 04/04/23(Tue)09:50:26 No.72824595 >day 4 of nofap >have very vivid sex dreams >wake up with raging erection >go to gym >leg day >do a calf press >feel weird sensation in my groin >think nothing of it >almost finish my set >on my fifth rep >sensation comes back >c-- bucketloads through my flaccid c--- >almost pass out it's so intense bros...what happened to me?

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Anon gets bullied | /r/Greentext

group h t for (1 ¹]-group_ima-small block; 244) ( O Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)13:27:52 No.73892650 ▶ >>73892665 >>73892706 >>73892779 >be me in middle school > 7th grade, bullied hard in my own class > seriously consider to become a hero > november arrives > bully #1 and #2 fool around in a tunnel, wild freight train appears > it's super effective > #1 is reduced to pieces, # 2 loses limbs > class shocked, bullying calms down a bit > restarts at the beginning of december > bully #3 gets hit by a truck during the first snowy day > spends months in hospital, never saw him again > cancer of #4 bully's mom wins > he goes to his father's in other state > no more bullies in class > life doesn't like emptiness, new social pyramid forms > two wild new bullys appears > february bully #5 gets expelled for fighting in the playground > shortly after, bully #6 just stops coming to class > next year comes, no bullying at all > year after, new d--- kid arrives in my class > kickly starts racketing me and others > get cornered outside school one day, punches me and attempts to steal from me > didn't notice police in the alley, I didn't either > expelled at the speed of light > no more bullying, ever I seem to have activated some kind of IRL protection cheat code, I really wish I could share it with Anon but I haven't the slightest clue about how I actived it
group h t for (1 ¹]-group_ima-small block; 244) ( O Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)13:27:52 No.73892650 ▶ >>73892665 >>73892706 >>73892779 >be me in middle school > 7th grade, bullied hard in my own class > seriously consider to become a hero > november arrives > bully #1 and #2 fool around in a tunnel, wild freight train appears > it's super effective > #1 is reduced to pieces, # 2 loses limbs > class shocked, bullying calms down a bit > restarts at the beginning of december > bully #3 gets hit by a truck during the first snowy day > spends months in hospital, never saw him again > cancer of #4 bully's mom wins > he goes to his father's in other state > no more bullies in class > life doesn't like emptiness, new social pyramid forms > two wild new bullys appears > february bully #5 gets expelled for fighting in the playground > shortly after, bully #6 just stops coming to class > next year comes, no bullying at all > year after, new d--- kid arrives in my class > kickly starts racketing me and others > get cornered outside school one day, punches me and attempts to steal from me > didn't notice police in the alley, I didn't either > expelled at the speed of light > no more bullying, ever I seem to have activated some kind of IRL protection cheat code, I really wish I could share it with Anon but I haven't the slightest clue about how I actived it

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It's all so tiring | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)13:14:29 No.73885213 >wake up >still forced to exist //// 109306570_p5.jpg 103 KB JPG b站:超大萝卜糖 S.....
: Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)13:14:29 No.73885213 >wake up >still forced to exist //// 109306570_p5.jpg 103 KB JPG b站:超大萝卜糖 S.....

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Anon's gf does a bit of roleplay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)07:40:39 No.902013982 >>902014492 >>90201 >>902015335 >>902015628 >>902015680 >>902016307 >>902016874 >>902017219 >>90201 >>902018348 >>902018563 >>902019198 >>902019649 >>902019991 >>902020429 >>90202 >>902013967 >be me >making love to my girlfriend (real girl, i sold my doll) >she is eating the pillow >i'm dripping sweat on her back >i hear moans and mumbling >uhh stop uhh hurting me uhhh >why uhhh why hurt me uhhh im a good girl uhh >uhhhh stop please uhh pleaseee >me stop >d--- is diamonds but worried about r--- charges >grab her hair and pull her head out of the pillow >babe what did you say, are you ok? >oh sorry i didn't know you could hear me >i was roleplaying to help me get off >me ask what the roleplay was >she says it doesn't matter >announces she is tired >has shower >me w-- ok guys i need help what was she roleplaying? Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)07:45:47 No.902014492 >>902013982 She had to imagine what it was like to be r---- because she knew you too weak and beta to hold her down and do it properly. >>902014256 Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)07:41:44 No.902015335 >>902014180 >>90201 File: img_13.png (633 KB, 474x700) >>902013982 TFW you get cuck'd by your GF even though you are the only other person in the room
Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)07:40:39 No.902013982 >>902014492 >>90201 >>902015335 >>902015628 >>902015680 >>902016307 >>902016874 >>902017219 >>90201 >>902018348 >>902018563 >>902019198 >>902019649 >>902019991 >>902020429 >>90202 >>902013967 >be me >making love to my girlfriend (real girl, i sold my doll) >she is eating the pillow >i'm dripping sweat on her back >i hear moans and mumbling >uhh stop uhh hurting me uhhh >why uhhh why hurt me uhhh im a good girl uhh >uhhhh stop please uhh pleaseee >me stop >d--- is diamonds but worried about r--- charges >grab her hair and pull her head out of the pillow >babe what did you say, are you ok? >oh sorry i didn't know you could hear me >i was roleplaying to help me get off >me ask what the roleplay was >she says it doesn't matter >announces she is tired >has shower >me w-- ok guys i need help what was she roleplaying? Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)07:45:47 No.902014492 >>902013982 She had to imagine what it was like to be r---- because she knew you too weak and beta to hold her down and do it properly. >>902014256 Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)07:41:44 No.902015335 >>902014180 >>90201 File: img_13.png (633 KB, 474x700) >>902013982 TFW you get cuck'd by your GF even though you are the only other person in the room

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2nd anon is terminally online | /r/Greentext

OFF Tas You virgins have no idea how amazing it is to come home from a hard (but rewarding) day at work, and collapse into the arms of your boyfriend/girlfriend. Just knowing that they love you (and you can have sex) is what gets you motivated for the next day, because this is what you'll be coming home to. Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)00:15:59 No.73891595 >>73891578 (OP). Where's Tyrone? Hiding in the closet?
OFF Tas You virgins have no idea how amazing it is to come home from a hard (but rewarding) day at work, and collapse into the arms of your boyfriend/girlfriend. Just knowing that they love you (and you can have sex) is what gets you motivated for the next day, because this is what you'll be coming home to. Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)00:15:59 No.73891595 >>73891578 (OP). Where's Tyrone? Hiding in the closet?

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Anon talks about Andrew Tate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 167 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)00:36:42 No.73898587 >sex trafficking >cam girls business >shill on multiple internet platforms >scam university >work with mafia >convert to Abrahamic religion and start preaching to people how great the Jewish God is S---- too funny Anonymous >>73898587 (OP) # hating da j00z aint cool, dont do that 07/04/23(Tue)00:39:07 No.73898604
: Anonymous 167 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)00:36:42 No.73898587 >sex trafficking >cam girls business >shill on multiple internet platforms >scam university >work with mafia >convert to Abrahamic religion and start preaching to people how great the Jewish God is S---- too funny Anonymous >>73898587 (OP) # hating da j00z aint cool, dont do that 07/04/23(Tue)00:39:07 No.73898604

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Anons give expert medical advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image >>73898169 # : Anonymous >>73898109 (OP) # So just stop listening to it? >73898169 # 07/04/23(Tue)11:45:36 No.73898109 My tinnitus is really bad right now. : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)11:50:50 No.73898128 >>73898109 (OP) # Just cover your ears? 21 KB PNG View Thread 07/04/23(Tue)11:49:53 No.73898122 07/04/23(Tue)11:57:00 No.73898169 >>73898122 # I tried to by sleeping earlier, it worked, but I woke up. >>73898128 # It just gets louder T_T
: Anonymous 29 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image >>73898169 # : Anonymous >>73898109 (OP) # So just stop listening to it? >73898169 # 07/04/23(Tue)11:45:36 No.73898109 My tinnitus is really bad right now. : Anonymous : Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)11:50:50 No.73898128 >>73898109 (OP) # Just cover your ears? 21 KB PNG View Thread 07/04/23(Tue)11:49:53 No.73898122 07/04/23(Tue)11:57:00 No.73898169 >>73898122 # I tried to by sleeping earlier, it worked, but I woke up. >>73898128 # It just gets louder T_T

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Anon likes the idea of this | /r/Greentext

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Tech Giants begin a new Al generated arms race: customized VR p----------. The competition in artificial intelligence led big tech companies to begin testing the most advanced Al p---------- on real volunteers in their facilities. 8ACDF6FA-F4D3-41B1-9290-B43EEAC67366.jpg 188 KB JPG I already know I can't be trusted with this >honey it's time for your daily "sex", only $1.50 >coom, still horny >$1.50 more, coom, still horny again >FFWD 3 months of cooms, $10k in debt for cooms, thanks Silicon Valley Where can I invest?
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Tech Giants begin a new Al generated arms race: customized VR p----------. The competition in artificial intelligence led big tech companies to begin testing the most advanced Al p---------- on real volunteers in their facilities. 8ACDF6FA-F4D3-41B1-9290-B43EEAC67366.jpg 188 KB JPG I already know I can't be trusted with this >honey it's time for your daily "sex", only $1.50 >coom, still horny >$1.50 more, coom, still horny again >FFWD 3 months of cooms, $10k in debt for cooms, thanks Silicon Valley Where can I invest?

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12 KB PNG Has anyone else got any funny stories from when they were younger? >be me 10 years old, it's 2001 in the UK >playing in the street with my good friends >the road is a hill & my house is near the top >woman comes speeding down road so we all scatter & call her a bitch >she lives half way down the hill & parks at the side of the road >gets out & calls us little s---- etc. & goes inside >one day I notice some keys outside her house & because I'm a good boy I knock her door to give them back to her >she doesn't even open the door, just tells us to f--- off her property >get an idea >wait until night time, unlock her car & let off her handbrake >car begins to roll down hill & we all run away >car picks up speed & goes straight into a house at bottom of the road >all s--- our pants but go home & deny all knowledge >police come & arrest woman as she's really drunk & accuse her of leaving handbrake off >never got in trouble for it >be nice to kids
12 KB PNG Has anyone else got any funny stories from when they were younger? >be me 10 years old, it's 2001 in the UK >playing in the street with my good friends >the road is a hill & my house is near the top >woman comes speeding down road so we all scatter & call her a bitch >she lives half way down the hill & parks at the side of the road >gets out & calls us little s---- etc. & goes inside >one day I notice some keys outside her house & because I'm a good boy I knock her door to give them back to her >she doesn't even open the door, just tells us to f--- off her property >get an idea >wait until night time, unlock her car & let off her handbrake >car begins to roll down hill & we all run away >car picks up speed & goes straight into a house at bottom of the road >all s--- our pants but go home & deny all knowledge >police come & arrest woman as she's really drunk & accuse her of leaving handbrake off >never got in trouble for it >be nice to kids

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anon went clubbing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Clubbing is f------ stupid 460 KB JPG 07/03/23 (Mon) 22:09:37 No.73891826 >be me >pretty autistic >6'1, above average looking, and decently athletic so partially accepted into normie groups >one invites me to go clubbing >figure I might as well try it since I was a schizoid sperg all of high school >get in >its unbearably hot >entire place smells like a school gym mixed with piss, vomit, sweat, and booze >f------ disgusting >s----- EDM and rap music so loud it feels like it's shearing my skull apart >guys all f--- off >try picking up several girls >cannot hear a single f------ word any of them say >see 3 girls from my group making out with eachother (they're all straight and in relationships) >everything tastes like s--- >go into bathroom to get some peace >see two guys getting head and jerked by some disgusting fat f--- landwhale >order an uber and leave >workout and watch cowboy bepop >lie and tell group chat next day I went home with some chick How the f--- does anyone enjoy s--- like this? I'm not cut out for normie activities I think I'll just stay a retard
: Anonymous Clubbing is f------ stupid 460 KB JPG 07/03/23 (Mon) 22:09:37 No.73891826 >be me >pretty autistic >6'1, above average looking, and decently athletic so partially accepted into normie groups >one invites me to go clubbing >figure I might as well try it since I was a schizoid sperg all of high school >get in >its unbearably hot >entire place smells like a school gym mixed with piss, vomit, sweat, and booze >f------ disgusting >s----- EDM and rap music so loud it feels like it's shearing my skull apart >guys all f--- off >try picking up several girls >cannot hear a single f------ word any of them say >see 3 girls from my group making out with eachother (they're all straight and in relationships) >everything tastes like s--- >go into bathroom to get some peace >see two guys getting head and jerked by some disgusting fat f--- landwhale >order an uber and leave >workout and watch cowboy bepop >lie and tell group chat next day I went home with some chick How the f--- does anyone enjoy s--- like this? I'm not cut out for normie activities I think I'll just stay a retard

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Anonymous 675 KB JPG 07/03/23 (Mon) 20:50:12 No.73895297 >dad entered my room while i had my headphones on and saw me simping in the femboy vtuber dm It's beyond f------ over. 13 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
Anonymous 675 KB JPG 07/03/23 (Mon) 20:50:12 No.73895297 >dad entered my room while i had my headphones on and saw me simping in the femboy vtuber dm It's beyond f------ over. 13 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Looks like the gas light came on again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IF2yZMYO OH NO NO NO AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Ro Khanna @RoKhanna A brilliant commentary by @jrpsaki of how the GOP is pitting Muslim Americans against the trans community. They are also trying to pit African Americans against Asian Americans. They divide. But the next generation will realize Obama's vision of a United States of America! 07/03/23(Mon)17:01:50 No.433158890 Inside with Jen Psaki @InsideWithPsaki - Jul 2 We're noticing the reemergence of an old ploy straight from the GOP playbook, only this time the party has a new target... @jrpsaki breaks it down. 6:00 PM Jul 2, 2023 2.4M Views GRAND OLD PLAYBOOK 0:04/4:50 460 Retweets 592 Quotes 1,386 Likes 258 Bookmarks LOLWUTROFL.jpg 81 KB JPG >AKSCHUALLY GUYS MUSLIM FAMILIES AND TRANNIES WHO TRY AND GO AFTER THEIR UNDERAGE KIDS LIKE EACH OTHER /1675670837796675584 G MSNBC >AKSCHUALLY GUYS THE BLACK THUGS WHO BEAT UP ASIAN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HOW JEALOUS https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status THEY ARE LIKE EACH OTHER >IT'S THAT DAMN SNEAKY TRUMP AND HIS CAMPAIGN WHO SOMEHOW IS MAKING THEM HATE EACH OTHER
: Anonymous (ID: IF2yZMYO OH NO NO NO AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA Ro Khanna @RoKhanna A brilliant commentary by @jrpsaki of how the GOP is pitting Muslim Americans against the trans community. They are also trying to pit African Americans against Asian Americans. They divide. But the next generation will realize Obama's vision of a United States of America! 07/03/23(Mon)17:01:50 No.433158890 Inside with Jen Psaki @InsideWithPsaki - Jul 2 We're noticing the reemergence of an old ploy straight from the GOP playbook, only this time the party has a new target... @jrpsaki breaks it down. 6:00 PM Jul 2, 2023 2.4M Views GRAND OLD PLAYBOOK 0:04/4:50 460 Retweets 592 Quotes 1,386 Likes 258 Bookmarks LOLWUTROFL.jpg 81 KB JPG >AKSCHUALLY GUYS MUSLIM FAMILIES AND TRANNIES WHO TRY AND GO AFTER THEIR UNDERAGE KIDS LIKE EACH OTHER /1675670837796675584 G MSNBC >AKSCHUALLY GUYS THE BLACK THUGS WHO BEAT UP ASIAN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HOW JEALOUS https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status THEY ARE LIKE EACH OTHER >IT'S THAT DAMN SNEAKY TRUMP AND HIS CAMPAIGN WHO SOMEHOW IS MAKING THEM HATE EACH OTHER

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Anon neglected to mention the racial statistics he posted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FACT 7 KB JPG 05/01/23 (Mon)18:06:25 No.15410082 >open /sci/ >nothing but vaxx and t----- threads >make math thread to do my part to improve board >come back two hours later >thread 404 and banned /pol/ won
: Anonymous FACT 7 KB JPG 05/01/23 (Mon)18:06:25 No.15410082 >open /sci/ >nothing but vaxx and t----- threads >make math thread to do my part to improve board >come back two hours later >thread 404 and banned /pol/ won

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: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)22:07:58 No.65055078 >be rentcuck >live in tiny apartment building >water pump located at the top of the building failed, no water pressure, can't take a shower, takes 5 mins to fill a cup of water >message landlord who owns half the building >yeah sure I'll get right on it >2 months later, still nothing >tell him I have some extra money and that I'm willing to buy a new pump, he can take it as an advance payment, I did some googling and its not really that expensive >"sure just wire me the money" >"No, give the model of the pump and I will buy it for you" >says no and stops replying for 3 days >I message him again, he insists I should just wire him the money >"Ok but I want it in writing, I'll write up a contract (am a lawyer) can you come by tomorrow to sign it?" >"I'm not signing anything" Why are landlords like this?
: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)22:07:58 No.65055078 >be rentcuck >live in tiny apartment building >water pump located at the top of the building failed, no water pressure, can't take a shower, takes 5 mins to fill a cup of water >message landlord who owns half the building >yeah sure I'll get right on it >2 months later, still nothing >tell him I have some extra money and that I'm willing to buy a new pump, he can take it as an advance payment, I did some googling and its not really that expensive >"sure just wire me the money" >"No, give the model of the pump and I will buy it for you" >says no and stops replying for 3 days >I message him again, he insists I should just wire him the money >"Ok but I want it in writing, I'll write up a contract (am a lawyer) can you come by tomorrow to sign it?" >"I'm not signing anything" Why are landlords like this?

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)07:26:58 No.70067381 >big family birthday >wake up with a fever, realize I can't go >call my mother to tell her >her first and only thought is that this means I also won't be able to drive my sister >not even a quick "get well soon" or something >sister just texts me "ok" Well looks like I made the right call. It's a 1h drive, I only know 3-4 people there and the weather sucks. Nobody cares that I'm sick, all that matters is the taxi service for my sister. Even my boss is much more cordial when I call in sick. But it's always like this.
: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 09/03/22(Sat)07:26:58 No.70067381 >big family birthday >wake up with a fever, realize I can't go >call my mother to tell her >her first and only thought is that this means I also won't be able to drive my sister >not even a quick "get well soon" or something >sister just texts me "ok" Well looks like I made the right call. It's a 1h drive, I only know 3-4 people there and the weather sucks. Nobody cares that I'm sick, all that matters is the taxi service for my sister. Even my boss is much more cordial when I call in sick. But it's always like this.

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