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42.0 kB JPG >gf of 2 years I was about to propose to cheats on me >feels bad >turns out she was doing it for months >feels worse >force myself to stop thinking about her over time >feels better >she calls me one day >guy she cheated on me with cheated on her >says she feels bad for what she put me through >asks for another chance >"nah" >hang up phone >all better
42.0 kB JPG >gf of 2 years I was about to propose to cheats on me >feels bad >turns out she was doing it for months >feels worse >force myself to stop thinking about her over time >feels better >she calls me one day >guy she cheated on me with cheated on her >says she feels bad for what she put me through >asks for another chance >"nah" >hang up phone >all better

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Anon is having trouble with women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 40 KB PNG 04/22/22 (Fri)04:57:26 No.876727325 Yo, why the F--- can't I get a gf? >Be me, 23 yo, not the most attractive, but definitely not ugly >Not fat, not fit but not skinny, I look good enough >Dress allright, wear cologne, fix my hair, shower twice a day >Ok Personality, I can make people laugh and come off as outspoken and extroverted Bros what the f--- am I doing wrong? >As we speak Im waiting for the response of a girl with whom I was talking, things were going well >"Hey so what do you think about dinner at my place on Monday" >No response yet (Yesterday @ 4pm)
: Anonymous 40 KB PNG 04/22/22 (Fri)04:57:26 No.876727325 Yo, why the F--- can't I get a gf? >Be me, 23 yo, not the most attractive, but definitely not ugly >Not fat, not fit but not skinny, I look good enough >Dress allright, wear cologne, fix my hair, shower twice a day >Ok Personality, I can make people laugh and come off as outspoken and extroverted Bros what the f--- am I doing wrong? >As we speak Im waiting for the response of a girl with whom I was talking, things were going well >"Hey so what do you think about dinner at my place on Monday" >No response yet (Yesterday @ 4pm)

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Polacks confuse anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Szczecin Gorzów Wielkopolski Poznań Wrocław 10/24/23(Tue)22:59:22 No.189078149 Gdańsk Bydgoszcz Opole Olsztyn Poland dreamstime Katowice Warsaw Kielce Kraków Białystok Lublin Rzeszów map-poland-vector-geometric-polygonal-painted-colors-national-flag- rzeczpospolita-polska-its-capitals-82583177.jpg 55 KB JPG >Most prideful and nationalistic country in Europe >Their entire history is them losing and getting occupied ?????
Anonymous Szczecin Gorzów Wielkopolski Poznań Wrocław 10/24/23(Tue)22:59:22 No.189078149 Gdańsk Bydgoszcz Opole Olsztyn Poland dreamstime Katowice Warsaw Kielce Kraków Białystok Lublin Rzeszów map-poland-vector-geometric-polygonal-painted-colors-national-flag- rzeczpospolita-polska-its-capitals-82583177.jpg 55 KB JPG >Most prideful and nationalistic country in Europe >Their entire history is them losing and getting occupied ?????

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Anon's mom is sad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 | >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?
Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 | >>160746560 >>160746574 >>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834 >>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?

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Anon watches porn. | /r/Greentext

10/25/23(Wed)18:57:52 No.75191214 >watching p--- >masturbating furiously >girl talks >british accent >immediately go flaccid >lose all interest in c------ today why does this happen Anonymous B 469 KB PNG
10/25/23(Wed)18:57:52 No.75191214 >watching p--- >masturbating furiously >girl talks >british accent >immediately go flaccid >lose all interest in c------ today why does this happen Anonymous B 469 KB PNG

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Anon goes to Wendy's. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous wiki How How to Be Unique Co-authored by wikiHow Staff Updated: June 28, 2019 References 52 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)12:14:11 No.75187076 >out with mom >ordering food at wendy's because i like their chili >drive thru lady acts rude and steals order from coworker, as customary for wendys >mom straight up says "i hate n------" >look at her confused because we're black >"im talking about ignorant people" What the f---??
Anonymous wiki How How to Be Unique Co-authored by wikiHow Staff Updated: June 28, 2019 References 52 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)12:14:11 No.75187076 >out with mom >ordering food at wendy's because i like their chili >drive thru lady acts rude and steals order from coworker, as customary for wendys >mom straight up says "i hate n------" >look at her confused because we're black >"im talking about ignorant people" What the f---??

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Anon being anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous la o cominst 111 10/25/23(Wed)11:46:24 No.30029552 >earlier this year friends invite me to a convention >I ask for ideas for what to go as >someone jokingly suggests I go as a female character I like 193 KB JPG >alright bet >get a costume, shave legs, look in the mirror >somehow from the neck down I look like a girl, its like if you were to take a head from a male figure and put it on the body of a female figure >go to convention, friends don't even recognize me until they hear my voice >have a r----------- the whole time >have been regularly thinking about dressing like a girl casually since What is wrong with me
: Anonymous la o cominst 111 10/25/23(Wed)11:46:24 No.30029552 >earlier this year friends invite me to a convention >I ask for ideas for what to go as >someone jokingly suggests I go as a female character I like 193 KB JPG >alright bet >get a costume, shave legs, look in the mirror >somehow from the neck down I look like a girl, its like if you were to take a head from a male figure and put it on the body of a female figure >go to convention, friends don't even recognize me until they hear my voice >have a r----------- the whole time >have been regularly thinking about dressing like a girl casually since What is wrong with me

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anon likes metallica | /r/Greentext

METALLIC cod kittyboy gaming 10/25/2 >be me >dont like metal >listen to metallica first time >now i like metal w-- how
METALLIC cod kittyboy gaming 10/25/2 >be me >dont like metal >listen to metallica first time >now i like metal w-- how

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Anon loves Lord of the Rings. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7bf0146601f50a531aebda9221b83ba3.jpg 169 KB JPG >Told her that I loved her >She made a disgusted face and told me that we probably shouldn't talk to each other anymore >I'm shocked by say okay >She asks me why I had to ruin our friendship >I say "I'm sorry, I thought you were my Arwen" >She shakes her head and replies "What makes you think you're Aragorn?" I have thought about this literally every day since she said this to me. I think I'll include this in my note.
Anonymous 7bf0146601f50a531aebda9221b83ba3.jpg 169 KB JPG >Told her that I loved her >She made a disgusted face and told me that we probably shouldn't talk to each other anymore >I'm shocked by say okay >She asks me why I had to ruin our friendship >I say "I'm sorry, I thought you were my Arwen" >She shakes her head and replies "What makes you think you're Aragorn?" I have thought about this literally every day since she said this to me. I think I'll include this in my note.

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Anon has a civil interaction on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Stop the faggottry 99 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)10:24:30 No.908257842 >CHING CHONG BAD >YELLOW MONKE SMELLY >NOOOOO YOU CANT F--- ASIAN WOMEN >YOU WILL ONLY F--- WHITE WOMEN >YOU WILL ONLY SIMP FOR WHITE WOMEN >THINK OF DU RACE AND GENES >RACE BETRAYER, YOU SHOULD BE KILLED shut the f--- up f------, stop rationalizing your faggottry. We all know Tyrone is topping your obese white gf anyway. >>908259631 # : Anonymous >>908258123 # No u : Anonymous >>908257842 (OP) # You will have sex with Tyrone 10/25/23(Wed)10:32:27 No.908258123 10/25/23(Wed)11:05:54 No.908259631
: Anonymous Stop the faggottry 99 KB JPG 10/25/23(Wed)10:24:30 No.908257842 >CHING CHONG BAD >YELLOW MONKE SMELLY >NOOOOO YOU CANT F--- ASIAN WOMEN >YOU WILL ONLY F--- WHITE WOMEN >YOU WILL ONLY SIMP FOR WHITE WOMEN >THINK OF DU RACE AND GENES >RACE BETRAYER, YOU SHOULD BE KILLED shut the f--- up f------, stop rationalizing your faggottry. We all know Tyrone is topping your obese white gf anyway. >>908259631 # : Anonymous >>908258123 # No u : Anonymous >>908257842 (OP) # You will have sex with Tyrone 10/25/23(Wed)10:32:27 No.908258123 10/25/23(Wed)11:05:54 No.908259631

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Anon has high iq | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB JPG 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >I immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?
Anonymous 28 KB JPG 01/02/19(Wed)20:45:00 No.50197127 >be me >not chad >join cuckold community >lots of girls are looking for guys they can cuck, it's their fetish >a lot of REALLY HOT chicks end up messaging me >get one to start dating me >the deal is she f---- me and is free to f--- others on the side and sometimes I have to watch >I lose my virginity to her >I immediately go no contact on her and start messaging the other girls through this community >f----- 4 chicks out of my league and it has only been 1 month since I joined. Who here /high IQ/?

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Anon sees a cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 215 KB PNG 10/25/23(Wed)11:58:37 No.908261665 >be walking down street >see cat >cat wants to be stroked >>908261844 # >stroke cat >happy cat >ask cat for b------ >f--- you >seriously, f--- you >f------ cat >cat runs away >f--- you cat : Anonymous >the absolute state of incels 10/25/23(Wed)11:59:58 No.908261707
: Anonymous 215 KB PNG 10/25/23(Wed)11:58:37 No.908261665 >be walking down street >see cat >cat wants to be stroked >>908261844 # >stroke cat >happy cat >ask cat for b------ >f--- you >seriously, f--- you >f------ cat >cat runs away >f--- you cat : Anonymous >the absolute state of incels 10/25/23(Wed)11:59:58 No.908261707

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Anon takes a bath | /r/Greentext

File: home-bath-product-thumb-1.png (255 KB, 800x800) W Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:21:02 No.75185398 >>75185420 >>75185439 >>75185414 >2010 >be me >15 years old >me and my mom are going to visit my mom's childhood friend who lives in the countryside >I slip and fall in a bog >we go into the house >my mom asks her friend if I can have a bath >mom's friend says that her two daughters (aged 10 and 12) will be having a bath but that I am welcome to join them >I refuse the offer >my mom ignores me and tells her friend that I'll have the bath >I beg my mom to not make me have a bath with her friend's daughters >she tells me I have to because I'm covered in mud and smell bad >i reluctantly go into the bathroom and strip naked >my mom's friends two daughters come into the bathroom in swimsuits >both of them start giggling when they see me naked and i tell them to shut up >we have a bath together How do I confront my mom and explain to her why what she did to me was child abuse? I want an apology and I do
File: home-bath-product-thumb-1.png (255 KB, 800x800) W Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:21:02 No.75185398 >>75185420 >>75185439 >>75185414 >2010 >be me >15 years old >me and my mom are going to visit my mom's childhood friend who lives in the countryside >I slip and fall in a bog >we go into the house >my mom asks her friend if I can have a bath >mom's friend says that her two daughters (aged 10 and 12) will be having a bath but that I am welcome to join them >I refuse the offer >my mom ignores me and tells her friend that I'll have the bath >I beg my mom to not make me have a bath with her friend's daughters >she tells me I have to because I'm covered in mud and smell bad >i reluctantly go into the bathroom and strip naked >my mom's friends two daughters come into the bathroom in swimsuits >both of them start giggling when they see me naked and i tell them to shut up >we have a bath together How do I confront my mom and explain to her why what she did to me was child abuse? I want an apology and I do

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How over is it for China? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)15:12:50 No.189106500 CHINA'S COLLAPSE AND THE HOUSING CRISIS The Chinese Collapse: A (MASSIVE) Housing Overbuild || Peter Zeihan Zeihan on Geopolitics 765K views • 2 weeks ago ZEIHAN JON GEOPOLITICS Screenshot_2023-10-11-18-45-52- 08_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41 accb329~2.jpg 205 KB JPG 9:32 >Spent tens of trillions building billions of empty apartments and ghost cities to boost GDP because commies cannot help themselves >People invest most of their life savings into it >A third of the economy is completely based on it >The ponzi scheme collapses, bringing down most of China's economy and the entire nation along with it What did China think was going to happen? Do this "people" have any foresight at all? This collapse is completely on them. I hope that they suffer and the country completely fractures because of this. Imagine the shame if what finally destroyed China once and for all was a f------ real estate bubble
: Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)15:12:50 No.189106500 CHINA'S COLLAPSE AND THE HOUSING CRISIS The Chinese Collapse: A (MASSIVE) Housing Overbuild || Peter Zeihan Zeihan on Geopolitics 765K views • 2 weeks ago ZEIHAN JON GEOPOLITICS Screenshot_2023-10-11-18-45-52- 08_f9ee0578fe1cc94de7482bd41 accb329~2.jpg 205 KB JPG 9:32 >Spent tens of trillions building billions of empty apartments and ghost cities to boost GDP because commies cannot help themselves >People invest most of their life savings into it >A third of the economy is completely based on it >The ponzi scheme collapses, bringing down most of China's economy and the entire nation along with it What did China think was going to happen? Do this "people" have any foresight at all? This collapse is completely on them. I hope that they suffer and the country completely fractures because of this. Imagine the shame if what finally destroyed China once and for all was a f------ real estate bubble

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Anon buys a body pillow | /r/Greentext

File: 71m5DvYkIXL.jpg (159 KB, 1600x1600) i bought a body pillow Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:37:21 No.908253947 >>908254334 >>908254583 >>908255252 >be me >21 year old weeb >still a kissless handholdless virgin >have no friends, live alone, going to college for a degree in psychology >>908254057 >classmates were talking about body pillows >spent my last $50 on an anime body pillow as a joke to try and fit in with them >i don't fit in with them >start sleeping next to it >start talking to it as a joke one day >fast forward two weeks later i talk to my body pillow every day >i start holding it at night when i feel lonely >i wish she was real and she could hold me >eventually buy a fleshlight and pretend i'm f------ the anime girl it's been four months. i'm so f------ lonely. what the f--- is wrong with me bros? is it over? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:40:42 No.908254057 >>908253947 (OP) # >psychology Kek goodluck with that I sure hope the patients won't get creeped out
File: 71m5DvYkIXL.jpg (159 KB, 1600x1600) i bought a body pillow Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:37:21 No.908253947 >>908254334 >>908254583 >>908255252 >be me >21 year old weeb >still a kissless handholdless virgin >have no friends, live alone, going to college for a degree in psychology >>908254057 >classmates were talking about body pillows >spent my last $50 on an anime body pillow as a joke to try and fit in with them >i don't fit in with them >start sleeping next to it >start talking to it as a joke one day >fast forward two weeks later i talk to my body pillow every day >i start holding it at night when i feel lonely >i wish she was real and she could hold me >eventually buy a fleshlight and pretend i'm f------ the anime girl it's been four months. i'm so f------ lonely. what the f--- is wrong with me bros? is it over? Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)14:40:42 No.908254057 >>908253947 (OP) # >psychology Kek goodluck with that I sure hope the patients won't get creeped out

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Anon is not gay | /r/Greentext

1h (10/25 19:59) 33285611 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 34KB (500 × 500) - 32456547.jpg 2 Replies a boy once loved me >be me >straight masc presenting >go on grindr to f--- twinks >start chatting with a guy who lives over 10 miles away >we start chatting and instantly kick it off >we add each other on snapchat >talk for days, weeks, and even months >play fortnite together and call each other nightly >decide to meetup >we f--- >he tells me i took his virginity >during our meetup we go to a funfair, eat out, and enjoy our time together >he needs to go >imsad.jpg >meet up again 2 weeks later >we eat out, visit a museum, and go to the cinema >we walk through the forests and take selfies of us overlooking the bucolic scenery >he tries to hold my hand and we do for a bit but then i tell me to stop being a f----- >he laughs >after a couple days our meetup ends and i go back home >imsad.jpg >we meet up again and i invite him to my place whilst my mum is at work >i show him my photo albums of me when i was younger and reveal intimate stories about my life which ive never told to anyone >he appreciates it and thanks me >he says he loves me and wants to be with me >i tell him i dont love him and only see him as a friend >i tell him i need a break and dont see a future with him in it >he's clearly sad >tell him i want to get married to a woman and have kids so that my family is proud >he understands my future doesn't align with his >he tells me that he'll always be here for me if ever i need help >he tells me that my future wife will be so lucky to have me >we cry together and watch 'call me by your name' >we cry together and listen to 'love song' by lana del rey >we cry together and look back at all the old photos and videos we have together >we meet up for one final time at his place >eat out, visit museums, go to the cinema, and explore the countryside >then it ends and he walks me back to the train station >he cries as i wave by to him on the train for the very last time i see him This s--- was tough to deal with. I will never forget you S. 1h (10/25 20:00) 33285619 1 Reply N gga I ain't reading all that.
1h (10/25 19:59) 33285611 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 34KB (500 × 500) - 32456547.jpg 2 Replies a boy once loved me >be me >straight masc presenting >go on grindr to f--- twinks >start chatting with a guy who lives over 10 miles away >we start chatting and instantly kick it off >we add each other on snapchat >talk for days, weeks, and even months >play fortnite together and call each other nightly >decide to meetup >we f--- >he tells me i took his virginity >during our meetup we go to a funfair, eat out, and enjoy our time together >he needs to go >imsad.jpg >meet up again 2 weeks later >we eat out, visit a museum, and go to the cinema >we walk through the forests and take selfies of us overlooking the bucolic scenery >he tries to hold my hand and we do for a bit but then i tell me to stop being a f----- >he laughs >after a couple days our meetup ends and i go back home >imsad.jpg >we meet up again and i invite him to my place whilst my mum is at work >i show him my photo albums of me when i was younger and reveal intimate stories about my life which ive never told to anyone >he appreciates it and thanks me >he says he loves me and wants to be with me >i tell him i dont love him and only see him as a friend >i tell him i need a break and dont see a future with him in it >he's clearly sad >tell him i want to get married to a woman and have kids so that my family is proud >he understands my future doesn't align with his >he tells me that he'll always be here for me if ever i need help >he tells me that my future wife will be so lucky to have me >we cry together and watch 'call me by your name' >we cry together and listen to 'love song' by lana del rey >we cry together and look back at all the old photos and videos we have together >we meet up for one final time at his place >eat out, visit museums, go to the cinema, and explore the countryside >then it ends and he walks me back to the train station >he cries as i wave by to him on the train for the very last time i see him This s--- was tough to deal with. I will never forget you S. 1h (10/25 20:00) 33285619 1 Reply N gga I ain't reading all that.

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