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: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon)21:27:37 No.73888769 img (2).png 322 KB PNG >have problem >procrastinate it and avoid dealing with it >but it still lingers in my mind constantly and annoys me and ruminate on it
: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon)21:27:37 No.73888769 img (2).png 322 KB PNG >have problem >procrastinate it and avoid dealing with it >but it still lingers in my mind constantly and annoys me and ruminate on it

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Anon does little trolling. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mischief thread 484 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)08:36:00 No.74067921 >7 years ago >I'm 16 and in high school >Get some facebook notification on my phone >Telling me that someone logged into my account from some place in Nevada or some other state around there >Freak out, first thing that comes to mind is that my email has been hacked >Then it dawns on me >My phone number is not attached to my facebook(the facebook that I used was a throwaway one) >Someone's facebook is attached to my phone number >contemplate for hours on what to do until school is over >When school is over and I am about to leave the classroom, I log in this persons facebook >it's some black teenager >I post something on his wall with an lgbt flag pretending to be him saying that I am coming out as gay >Some who I presume are his friends respond >"We are going to find out who you are"
: Anonymous Mischief thread 484 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)08:36:00 No.74067921 >7 years ago >I'm 16 and in high school >Get some facebook notification on my phone >Telling me that someone logged into my account from some place in Nevada or some other state around there >Freak out, first thing that comes to mind is that my email has been hacked >Then it dawns on me >My phone number is not attached to my facebook(the facebook that I used was a throwaway one) >Someone's facebook is attached to my phone number >contemplate for hours on what to do until school is over >When school is over and I am about to leave the classroom, I log in this persons facebook >it's some black teenager >I post something on his wall with an lgbt flag pretending to be him saying that I am coming out as gay >Some who I presume are his friends respond >"We are going to find out who you are"

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mom came into my room in the middle of the night !! | /r/Greentext

111 KB JPG >mom came into my room in the middle of the night >I pretended to be asleep >she stroked my cheek and hair for a minute and then left Is she planning to kill me?
111 KB JPG >mom came into my room in the middle of the night >I pretended to be asleep >she stroked my cheek and hair for a minute and then left Is she planning to kill me?

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Anon goes to burger king | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No. 45884330 (41 m) JPG 43.08 KB >Go to Burger King daily for lunch/dinner >QT 3.14 cashier begins to notice me >Greets me with a smile every time I come in and asks if I want the usual >Makes small talk with me while I wait for the food >I notice she has multiple Disney world pins on her uniform I feel like she really likes me guys. I have enough money saved for a vacation. Should i invite her to disney world with me? Anonymous No. 45884348 (40 m) If you were a true robot you would be going to a different restaurant as soon as the staff starts to recognize you. Get out now f-----.
Anonymous No. 45884330 (41 m) JPG 43.08 KB >Go to Burger King daily for lunch/dinner >QT 3.14 cashier begins to notice me >Greets me with a smile every time I come in and asks if I want the usual >Makes small talk with me while I wait for the food >I notice she has multiple Disney world pins on her uniform I feel like she really likes me guys. I have enough money saved for a vacation. Should i invite her to disney world with me? Anonymous No. 45884348 (40 m) If you were a true robot you would be going to a different restaurant as soon as the staff starts to recognize you. Get out now f-----.

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Anon wants a cock sock | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It's Wednesday. 6 KB JPG 5 Replies What should I do? I asked my mom to make me a sock for my wiener and she got upset. >>29398745 # 07/20/23(Thu)10:16:35 No.29398649 >>29398758 # >hot summer >I have to sleep buck naked with a fan >I wear socks to keep my feet comfortable, but there are no socks for your Weiner >I can feel it shrinking and getting cold to the touch Anonymous >>29398649 (OP) # >but there are no socks for your Weiner hey anon I heard theres this thing some people wear while sleeping called boxers, look into em mate Anonymous : Anonymous >>29398685 # Wouldn't that be inferior to a c--- sock? >>29398781 # View Thread 07/20/23(Thu)10:27:44 No.29398685 07/20/23(Thu)10:49:34 No.29398745 07/20/23(Thu)10:51:57 No.29398758 >>29398745 # you could also just get a regular sock to put on your junk if you insist on being a creepy weirdo
Anonymous It's Wednesday. 6 KB JPG 5 Replies What should I do? I asked my mom to make me a sock for my wiener and she got upset. >>29398745 # 07/20/23(Thu)10:16:35 No.29398649 >>29398758 # >hot summer >I have to sleep buck naked with a fan >I wear socks to keep my feet comfortable, but there are no socks for your Weiner >I can feel it shrinking and getting cold to the touch Anonymous >>29398649 (OP) # >but there are no socks for your Weiner hey anon I heard theres this thing some people wear while sleeping called boxers, look into em mate Anonymous : Anonymous >>29398685 # Wouldn't that be inferior to a c--- sock? >>29398781 # View Thread 07/20/23(Thu)10:27:44 No.29398685 07/20/23(Thu)10:49:34 No.29398745 07/20/23(Thu)10:51:57 No.29398758 >>29398745 # you could also just get a regular sock to put on your junk if you insist on being a creepy weirdo

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Anon has fun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous 162 KB GIF caffeine is fun! 11/10/19(Sun)20:43:09 No.5528302 >drink one redbull >suddenly feel super energized >race around room giggling >listen to happy music and throw arms in the air >huweeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Anon likes his Uncrustables | /r/Greentext

05/14/18(Mon)13:14:04 No.10598617 Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point. This isn't a f------ joke every day I wake up, go to the same s----- school full of s----- people who all think their better than one another, full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the f------ uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable f------ life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real Anonymous 49 KB PNG View Thread
05/14/18(Mon)13:14:04 No.10598617 Uncrustables are the only thing keeping me alive at this point. This isn't a f------ joke every day I wake up, go to the same s----- school full of s----- people who all think their better than one another, full of teachers who either don't want to be their either or hate you, spend time with people who don't like me and who I don't like, then go home, cry in the shower for an hour, then engage in a sorry attempt at studying, all for what? All for the f------ uncrustables, every day, twice a day, those absolute godsends of treats get me through my miserable f------ life, the sweetness of the jelly matched with the saltiness of the peanut butter, all on soft, round bread pockets. God isn't real, heaven isn't real, only uncrustables are real Anonymous 49 KB PNG View Thread

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Anon's Bizarre Adventure | /r/Greentext

File: image_2023-07-20_023647581.png (1.22 MB, 1440x1080) Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)02:37:12 No.902916475 >Be me >17 >JapFag >Turn myself in cuz I'm a bruiser >Mom worried >call her a bitch >Grandpa flies all the way from America to come get my edgy ass out >Tell him I'm probably possessed >Some random Egyptian f-- shows up >It starts getting weirdly hot in my cell >A giant f------ Bird Man sprouts from the a------'s back >HowInTheFuck.jpeg >Get put in some weird fire tentacle s--- >Mom screaming >Grandpa chilling >Thanks you old f--- >Massive f------ burst of energy >Big buff ghost dude with long ass hair spawns >f------ tears the bars of my Cell to shreds after breaking the toilet to put out the fire >guards are confused >I'm confused >Grandpa tells me that the ghost a------ behind me is called "A Stand" >Living version of my fighting spirit or whatever the f--- >Go to whoop the egyptian a------ >Stops fighting me >Says "You already stepped out of your Cell, my job here is done" >w-- >Son of a Bitch made me get out all on my own Good f------ grief...can anybody else relate? Pic related is me and my Ghost thing and yes I know I look like an edgy f--
File: image_2023-07-20_023647581.png (1.22 MB, 1440x1080) Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)02:37:12 No.902916475 >Be me >17 >JapFag >Turn myself in cuz I'm a bruiser >Mom worried >call her a bitch >Grandpa flies all the way from America to come get my edgy ass out >Tell him I'm probably possessed >Some random Egyptian f-- shows up >It starts getting weirdly hot in my cell >A giant f------ Bird Man sprouts from the a------'s back >HowInTheFuck.jpeg >Get put in some weird fire tentacle s--- >Mom screaming >Grandpa chilling >Thanks you old f--- >Massive f------ burst of energy >Big buff ghost dude with long ass hair spawns >f------ tears the bars of my Cell to shreds after breaking the toilet to put out the fire >guards are confused >I'm confused >Grandpa tells me that the ghost a------ behind me is called "A Stand" >Living version of my fighting spirit or whatever the f--- >Go to whoop the egyptian a------ >Stops fighting me >Says "You already stepped out of your Cell, my job here is done" >w-- >Son of a Bitch made me get out all on my own Good f------ grief...can anybody else relate? Pic related is me and my Ghost thing and yes I know I look like an edgy f--

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Anon wants to get high | /r/Greentext

Weed Eggs >Don't like smoking, but wanna get high >Buy a nug off of my roommate for like $15 >Think I can make eggs like people do brownies, activate the THC with eggs >End up with watery, green eggs that taste like s--- >Choke them down >Don't get high
Weed Eggs >Don't like smoking, but wanna get high >Buy a nug off of my roommate for like $15 >Think I can make eggs like people do brownies, activate the THC with eggs >End up with watery, green eggs that taste like s--- >Choke them down >Don't get high

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Anon doesn't like Bloodborne | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 290 KB JPG 08/17/17(Thu)20:14:13 No.387435461 At what point did you realize Bloodborne was a masterpiece? : Anonymous 08/17/17(Thu)20:15:20 No.387435554 Just because it's a good game doesn't mean it's good f--- off already >>387435767 # >>387436942 # >>387438938 # >>387439965 # >>387441915 # >>387442719 # >>387443892 # >>387444218 # >>387445192 # >>387448757 # >>387451520 # >>387452684 # >>387455592 # >>387458664 # >>387458840 # >>387460210 # >>387460527 # >>387461123 # >>387465525 # >>387465754 # >>387466465 # >>387466721 # >>387467092 # >>387468004 # >>387470086 # >>387470161 # >>387470847 # >>387470958 # >>387471609 # >>387472496 # >>387472775 # >>387474393 # >>387476479 # >>387478253 # >>387478321 # >>387478492 # >>387479394 # >>387479698 # >>387479760 # >>387480759 # >>387482921 # >>387486965 # >>387487631 # >>387489241 # >>387491290 # >>387491771 # >>387491918 # >>387492007 #
: Anonymous 290 KB JPG 08/17/17(Thu)20:14:13 No.387435461 At what point did you realize Bloodborne was a masterpiece? : Anonymous 08/17/17(Thu)20:15:20 No.387435554 Just because it's a good game doesn't mean it's good f--- off already >>387435767 # >>387436942 # >>387438938 # >>387439965 # >>387441915 # >>387442719 # >>387443892 # >>387444218 # >>387445192 # >>387448757 # >>387451520 # >>387452684 # >>387455592 # >>387458664 # >>387458840 # >>387460210 # >>387460527 # >>387461123 # >>387465525 # >>387465754 # >>387466465 # >>387466721 # >>387467092 # >>387468004 # >>387470086 # >>387470161 # >>387470847 # >>387470958 # >>387471609 # >>387472496 # >>387472775 # >>387474393 # >>387476479 # >>387478253 # >>387478321 # >>387478492 # >>387479394 # >>387479698 # >>387479760 # >>387480759 # >>387482921 # >>387486965 # >>387487631 # >>387489241 # >>387491290 # >>387491771 # >>387491918 # >>387492007 #

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Anon fixes Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

File: geeejdagono8v73z6yej.jpg (65 KB, 1024x521) Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed) 20:16:09 No. 187768412 >>187768456 >>187768532 >>187768644 >>187769285 >>187769348 >>187769954 >>187770505 >>187770975 >>187771049 'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!
File: geeejdagono8v73z6yej.jpg (65 KB, 1024x521) Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed) 20:16:09 No. 187768412 >>187768456 >>187768532 >>187768644 >>187769285 >>187769348 >>187769954 >>187770505 >>187770975 >>187771049 'One BILLION points to Gryffindor!" Dumbledore bellowed across the dining hall. "Hahahaha yes you heard me right, one BILLION points!" The students were left speechless as their headmaster cackled maniacally. "And you know what, NEGATIVE one billion points to Slytherin! Yes, hahaha! Yes, that will do!" The jaws of the Slytherin table dropped in unison. They were struck in disbelief by what they just heard. "I'm the headmaster! Hahaha I can do anything! ANYTHING! Even this!" Gandalf raised raised his wand and pointed it at Slytherin table. "Sectumsempra!" Goyle fell to the floor, clutching at the wounds that had suddenly manifested across his bulbous belly. "Crucio!" Ganondorf cried out once more. "What's the matter, Draco? You look a little glum for someone that was supposed to win the House Cup today!" Draco's expression turned from shock to a frown, whether by means of the cruciatus curse or by own his destitution when faced with certain death remain unclear. "Avada kedavra! Avada kedavra!" Dumbledore wailed calmly. Slytherin students fell to the floor en masse. After near every last member of the House of Slytherin laid dead before his outstretched legs, Dumbledore approach the still conscious Draco. "Hell will always be given to those who ask for it, my dear Draco." Dumbledore removed a ritual dagger from his robes and plunged it deep within Draco's heart, ending the Malfoy line once and for all. The prodigal of Slytherin's blood seeped down into the goblet beneath him, which Dumbledore had saved just for this occasion. As the blood finished pouring and the poor boy could stay upright no more, the headmaster cast the child's corpse aside and drank heartily from the chalice. Through blood-soaked teeth, the legendary Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore called for the attention of the remaining Hogwarts houses one last time. "A toast!" He proclaimed. "A toast, to gamers!" The students raised their own mugs in approval. What a magical year at Hogwarts!

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Anon is learning French | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07719/23(Wed)19:42:51 NO.74091234 pwj.png 592 KB PNG >NEET with endless free time >decide i'll try to learn a language for fun >pick french >do few hours a day of duolingo >start having nightmares about it >phrases replaying in my head constantly, all i see is french words and images of the phrases when i sleep >in a state of sleep and not being fully asleep and all i see is french repeating in my mind this is causing so much stress on my brain, how do i learn a language without this happening? every night the same thing
: Anonymous 07719/23(Wed)19:42:51 NO.74091234 pwj.png 592 KB PNG >NEET with endless free time >decide i'll try to learn a language for fun >pick french >do few hours a day of duolingo >start having nightmares about it >phrases replaying in my head constantly, all i see is french words and images of the phrases when i sleep >in a state of sleep and not being fully asleep and all i see is french repeating in my mind this is causing so much stress on my brain, how do i learn a language without this happening? every night the same thing

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Anon likes the french | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I hope she's reading this 554 KB PNG 07/19/23(Wed)08:52:19 No.902872346 (pic unrelated) >be me in 2019 >fat virgin loser >had a female friend I met online >had a huge crush on her >confessed >got rejected bc she wouldn't date someone she met online and blahblahblah, the usual stuff, you know the drill >couldn't accept it so ruined my entire friendship >4 years later and still can't get over it >masturbate to her instagram photos while crying bc she's smoking hot >recentely heard that she may or may not have an online bf (maybe she doesn't and I'm just crazy) >still continues to masturbate regularly to her instagram photos while crying but now fantasizes about her getting f----- by her bf, sweating and moaning while he pounds her with his c--- >look up every p--- site regularly and search for "french amateur" or "french homemade" p--- to see if one of her sextape either got leaked or posted by her directly I would kill to get one of her sextape, like please, if I can't date you nor have any pity sex, at least give me a goddamn video of your boyfriend f------ the hell out of you it's not that hard and that's a win-win situation for both of us you're having a fun time, and I have a hot girl to j------- to while crying I can give you money if you want, any amount you desire if one day you see this post, pls, at least consider it, my DMs are still open
Anonymous I hope she's reading this 554 KB PNG 07/19/23(Wed)08:52:19 No.902872346 (pic unrelated) >be me in 2019 >fat virgin loser >had a female friend I met online >had a huge crush on her >confessed >got rejected bc she wouldn't date someone she met online and blahblahblah, the usual stuff, you know the drill >couldn't accept it so ruined my entire friendship >4 years later and still can't get over it >masturbate to her instagram photos while crying bc she's smoking hot >recentely heard that she may or may not have an online bf (maybe she doesn't and I'm just crazy) >still continues to masturbate regularly to her instagram photos while crying but now fantasizes about her getting f----- by her bf, sweating and moaning while he pounds her with his c--- >look up every p--- site regularly and search for "french amateur" or "french homemade" p--- to see if one of her sextape either got leaked or posted by her directly I would kill to get one of her sextape, like please, if I can't date you nor have any pity sex, at least give me a goddamn video of your boyfriend f------ the hell out of you it's not that hard and that's a win-win situation for both of us you're having a fun time, and I have a hot girl to j------- to while crying I can give you money if you want, any amount you desire if one day you see this post, pls, at least consider it, my DMs are still open

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Anon gets groomed | /r/Greentext

- File: Screenshot 2023-07-19 132908.png (244 KB, 387x307) Ol k future w----?? Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed)13:36:05 No.74086220 [Reply] >>74086943 >>74086992 >>74086239 >>74086244 >>74086270 >>74086287 >>74086310 >>74086374 >>74086444 >>74086477 >>74086559 >>74086806 >>74086819 >>74086895 >>74086917 >>74086929 >be teenage asian chick shut in > meet peds on map discord servers >one wants you to lose your virginity to older dude >too far to f--- you, finds guy twice your age an hour away >you talk and he likes what he sees, planning on meeting up for car sex >tomorrow > browse r9k and see trad wives being w----- I'm scared of being a disgusting w----, I only want to do this once and not w---- myself out. I'm not all that pretty so I'm not worth much past that, so future bf will probably leave. Can't be in relationship without mentioning it, feels wrong. Too late to cancel too
- File: Screenshot 2023-07-19 132908.png (244 KB, 387x307) Ol k future w----?? Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed)13:36:05 No.74086220 [Reply] >>74086943 >>74086992 >>74086239 >>74086244 >>74086270 >>74086287 >>74086310 >>74086374 >>74086444 >>74086477 >>74086559 >>74086806 >>74086819 >>74086895 >>74086917 >>74086929 >be teenage asian chick shut in > meet peds on map discord servers >one wants you to lose your virginity to older dude >too far to f--- you, finds guy twice your age an hour away >you talk and he likes what he sees, planning on meeting up for car sex >tomorrow > browse r9k and see trad wives being w----- I'm scared of being a disgusting w----, I only want to do this once and not w---- myself out. I'm not all that pretty so I'm not worth much past that, so future bf will probably leave. Can't be in relationship without mentioning it, feels wrong. Too late to cancel too

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Polish education system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TrMqFEvJ 01/03/23(Tue)01:33:30 No.41063901 vag cja liczebności kobiet do mezczyzn w umowy.. prawdopodobieństwo, że losowo wybrany junior z ESSA dostąpi awansu zawodowego w najbliższym roku. 12. Zawodowy snajper ukraiński trafia ruskiego ,żołnierza" (czyli: oku- panta) ze skutecznością 90%. Obliczyć prawdopodobieństwo, że w 10 nieza- leżnych podejściach snajper wyeliminuje co najmniej 8 ruskich okupantów. W rachunkach wykorzystać odpowiedni warsztat zmiennych losowych. 99A218B7-7670-4836-B85E-DC0B56A60D47.jpg 58 KB JPG Meanwhile in Polish high schools >Professional Ukrainian sniper hits a Russian ,,soldier" (meaning: invader) with a success rate of 90%. Calculate the probability that in 10 independent tries the sniper eliminates at least 8 Russian invaders. Use proper random variables in your calculations. holy kek >>410639175 # >>410639189 # >>410639206 # >>410639366 # >>410639428 # >>410639563 # >>410639594 # >>410639665 # >>410639671 # >>410639701 # >>410639721 #
: Anonymous (ID: TrMqFEvJ 01/03/23(Tue)01:33:30 No.41063901 vag cja liczebności kobiet do mezczyzn w umowy.. prawdopodobieństwo, że losowo wybrany junior z ESSA dostąpi awansu zawodowego w najbliższym roku. 12. Zawodowy snajper ukraiński trafia ruskiego ,żołnierza" (czyli: oku- panta) ze skutecznością 90%. Obliczyć prawdopodobieństwo, że w 10 nieza- leżnych podejściach snajper wyeliminuje co najmniej 8 ruskich okupantów. W rachunkach wykorzystać odpowiedni warsztat zmiennych losowych. 99A218B7-7670-4836-B85E-DC0B56A60D47.jpg 58 KB JPG Meanwhile in Polish high schools >Professional Ukrainian sniper hits a Russian ,,soldier" (meaning: invader) with a success rate of 90%. Calculate the probability that in 10 independent tries the sniper eliminates at least 8 Russian invaders. Use proper random variables in your calculations. holy kek >>410639175 # >>410639189 # >>410639206 # >>410639366 # >>410639428 # >>410639563 # >>410639594 # >>410639665 # >>410639671 # >>410639701 # >>410639721 #

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Anon vs. Robert Plant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:51:40 No.117388705 >OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BABY BABY BABY BABY god i wanna strangle this f----- everytime i hear him sing
Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:51:40 No.117388705 >OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BABY BABY BABY BABY god i wanna strangle this f----- everytime i hear him sing

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Anon likes space....... | /r/Greentext

>dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive 29 KB JPG >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >thanks dad
>dad notices >thinks it's because of my siblings >thinks i don't get enough attention >takes me to the planetarium every other weekend because i love space >falls asleep every time because he's working 12h a day >he always takes me >still alive 29 KB JPG >be me >sad depressed >suicidal thoughts >thanks dad

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- File: 99EB375C-44D8-411B-A17B-6(...).jpg (37 KB, 720x720) >be n----- >speak in ebonics >wear clown clothes >drop out of high school >shoplift >rob a gas station >get in fights with other n------ that lives near me that not only friendzoned me but straight up has a bf from another country that visits her twice a year Where am I meant to head toward anons? I'm giving up hope so badly that I'm considering to gaslight myself into becoming gay Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)13:14:11 No.74086083 ► >>74086056 >rob more gas stations >get caught Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)13:10:05 No.74086056 [Reply] >>74086083 >>74086100 >>74086103 >juvenile justice system involvement >out on probation >do lots of drugs >be me >be in middle school >no gf >decide to workout to get gf >start losing weight >middle school ends >"surely I'll get a gf in highschool!" >still workout >still no gf >finish highschool and enter college >"surely I'll find a gf in college. People are more social there anyways" >2 semesters in and no gf >"m-maybe by joining some clubs I might end up with a gf¹ >nope, no gf whatsoever. Just a bunch of people whom I now know by name but will never interact with truly >closest I've gotten to a gf is a fem"cel" that I added from soc >start dealing pot to help pay for own supply >drown in white p---- 24/7 while doing all of these things See OP? You did the wrong stuff to self-improve. This was what you needed to do.
- File: 99EB375C-44D8-411B-A17B-6(...).jpg (37 KB, 720x720) >be n----- >speak in ebonics >wear clown clothes >drop out of high school >shoplift >rob a gas station >get in fights with other n------ that lives near me that not only friendzoned me but straight up has a bf from another country that visits her twice a year Where am I meant to head toward anons? I'm giving up hope so badly that I'm considering to gaslight myself into becoming gay Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)13:14:11 No.74086083 ► >>74086056 >rob more gas stations >get caught Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)13:10:05 No.74086056 [Reply] >>74086083 >>74086100 >>74086103 >juvenile justice system involvement >out on probation >do lots of drugs >be me >be in middle school >no gf >decide to workout to get gf >start losing weight >middle school ends >"surely I'll get a gf in highschool!" >still workout >still no gf >finish highschool and enter college >"surely I'll find a gf in college. People are more social there anyways" >2 semesters in and no gf >"m-maybe by joining some clubs I might end up with a gf¹ >nope, no gf whatsoever. Just a bunch of people whom I now know by name but will never interact with truly >closest I've gotten to a gf is a fem"cel" that I added from soc >start dealing pot to help pay for own supply >drown in white p---- 24/7 while doing all of these things See OP? You did the wrong stuff to self-improve. This was what you needed to do.

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Anonymous NSFW Single mom here wanting to introduce my son to Sex Positive Nudism! Hey there, I have a middle-school aged son who I'm looking to introduce to this lifestyle! I've been thinking the best way would be a vacation to Cap ingers resort so he can get used to both world being normalized! has anyone been through a similar experience or have any tips? I'd love to chat more. Thanks!! 10/15/22(Sat)08:21:47 No.887355088 >you will accept gay sex as normal and healthy for society skip >you will accept accept parades of nearly naked gays in your streets >you will accept the celebrations of gay sex and strange fetishes on all media that you consume skip >you will accept people chopping off their genitalia as progress >you will accept doctors recommending the same for children 197 KB JPG >you will accept two men getting married skip >you will accept public school teachers teaching your children about sexual deviancy >you will accept half of your and your kids tv including gays and trans and fetishers to inspire the next generation and normalizing abnormal sex behavior skip coming up next >you will accept child drag queens being enjoyed by men in strip clubs skip >you will accept i----- as a natural part of being human >you will accept a society that is perverse, engulfed by lust, mentally sick, trying to find sexual pleasures in the most twisted ways because nothing is taboo anymore you will accept and embrace sex positivity in all its forms anon, just like you did with gays and trans and drag queens and all else
Anonymous NSFW Single mom here wanting to introduce my son to Sex Positive Nudism! Hey there, I have a middle-school aged son who I'm looking to introduce to this lifestyle! I've been thinking the best way would be a vacation to Cap ingers resort so he can get used to both world being normalized! has anyone been through a similar experience or have any tips? I'd love to chat more. Thanks!! 10/15/22(Sat)08:21:47 No.887355088 >you will accept gay sex as normal and healthy for society skip >you will accept accept parades of nearly naked gays in your streets >you will accept the celebrations of gay sex and strange fetishes on all media that you consume skip >you will accept people chopping off their genitalia as progress >you will accept doctors recommending the same for children 197 KB JPG >you will accept two men getting married skip >you will accept public school teachers teaching your children about sexual deviancy >you will accept half of your and your kids tv including gays and trans and fetishers to inspire the next generation and normalizing abnormal sex behavior skip coming up next >you will accept child drag queens being enjoyed by men in strip clubs skip >you will accept i----- as a natural part of being human >you will accept a society that is perverse, engulfed by lust, mentally sick, trying to find sexual pleasures in the most twisted ways because nothing is taboo anymore you will accept and embrace sex positivity in all its forms anon, just like you did with gays and trans and drag queens and all else

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: Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed) 23:30:00 No.74088602 141 KB JPG >be me >18m >have had a crush on my good friend for a while >get rejected horribly, decide to forgive her and keep being friends >ffw, best friends, i still like her, she introduces me to her friend >friend clearly likes me, keeps flirting with me and touching me >i don't really like her but i go along with it to forget >one day the girl i have a crush on says she loves my best friend and the girl that liked me told me she doesn't want me anymore and it's over w-- do i do now bots h-------- I'm so f-----
: Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed) 23:30:00 No.74088602 141 KB JPG >be me >18m >have had a crush on my good friend for a while >get rejected horribly, decide to forgive her and keep being friends >ffw, best friends, i still like her, she introduces me to her friend >friend clearly likes me, keeps flirting with me and touching me >i don't really like her but i go along with it to forget >one day the girl i have a crush on says she loves my best friend and the girl that liked me told me she doesn't want me anymore and it's over w-- do i do now bots h-------- I'm so f-----

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