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Why do so many pornstars have those dead eyes and look like a demon cosplaying as a human? Why do so many pornstars have (...) 173 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)00:16:41 No.38744751 I'm an agnostic but just for the sake of argument if we assume that God and heaven and hell are all real then we also have to assume that these entities can manifest themselves in people and in things. Now, Christianity is the religion that I'm most familiar with because it is the dominant one in my culture, so if we take a Christian moral view of this, p---------- would be considered a deeply evil thing. A little hard to put into words but pic related and others I have seen of the actress in question just eminate this vague "evil" feeling that gives me the ick. I don't know, I understand this is on feelings alone and nothing concrete, am I talking nonsense? 32 Replies/3 Images Anonymous View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)09:59:37 No.38746956 I am still struggling with p--- addiction. I got an app that tracks sober streaks and keeps me motivated with push notifications but the desire is very hard to break. So far my longest streak is 18 days, and thats complete no p--- no fap. Since then I've failed quite a few times but now I'm on another streak. Today is day 15 I think? But instead of no fap I've been jacking it to pics of my wife when she was hot. I guess thats still p---? But its of my wife so there really isn't shame involved and I don't suffer the post nut clarity of God breathing down my soul. I think about p--- all the time though and I so wish I had never been exposed to it. I don't know how long its going to be for me to lose the desire to watch it. I also f----- up as a teenager and developed a f------ dumbass crush on a specific pornstar and think about her all the time. I know it isn't healthy but h-------- I would love to suck the butthole of annette schwarz at least once. God forgive me. >>38746987 # Anonymous >>38746935 # 09/05/24(Thu)10:06:22 No.38746976 Who gives a f---. When I am dead I hope I get gang banged at the morgue.
Why do so many pornstars have those dead eyes and look like a demon cosplaying as a human? Why do so many pornstars have (...) 173 KB JPG 09/05/24(Thu)00:16:41 No.38744751 I'm an agnostic but just for the sake of argument if we assume that God and heaven and hell are all real then we also have to assume that these entities can manifest themselves in people and in things. Now, Christianity is the religion that I'm most familiar with because it is the dominant one in my culture, so if we take a Christian moral view of this, p---------- would be considered a deeply evil thing. A little hard to put into words but pic related and others I have seen of the actress in question just eminate this vague "evil" feeling that gives me the ick. I don't know, I understand this is on feelings alone and nothing concrete, am I talking nonsense? 32 Replies/3 Images Anonymous View Thread 09/05/24(Thu)09:59:37 No.38746956 I am still struggling with p--- addiction. I got an app that tracks sober streaks and keeps me motivated with push notifications but the desire is very hard to break. So far my longest streak is 18 days, and thats complete no p--- no fap. Since then I've failed quite a few times but now I'm on another streak. Today is day 15 I think? But instead of no fap I've been jacking it to pics of my wife when she was hot. I guess thats still p---? But its of my wife so there really isn't shame involved and I don't suffer the post nut clarity of God breathing down my soul. I think about p--- all the time though and I so wish I had never been exposed to it. I don't know how long its going to be for me to lose the desire to watch it. I also f----- up as a teenager and developed a f------ dumbass crush on a specific pornstar and think about her all the time. I know it isn't healthy but h-------- I would love to suck the butthole of annette schwarz at least once. God forgive me. >>38746987 # Anonymous >>38746935 # 09/05/24(Thu)10:06:22 No.38746976 Who gives a f---. When I am dead I hope I get gang banged at the morgue.

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: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 18:10:31 No.681436626 DAW MAINT TAIN TAND TAN me MANN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE image_2024-07-01_180239440.png 500 KB PNG LIVE MANN 7:49 PM MT >"My opponent Blutarch has been handling the gravel wars terribly, frankly, it's a disaster. 4 Spies, 2 Snipers, no Medic, you can't do it! You're on Badwater Offense, you just can't do it!"
: Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon) 18:10:31 No.681436626 DAW MAINT TAIN TAND TAN me MANN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE image_2024-07-01_180239440.png 500 KB PNG LIVE MANN 7:49 PM MT >"My opponent Blutarch has been handling the gravel wars terribly, frankly, it's a disaster. 4 Spies, 2 Snipers, no Medic, you can't do it! You're on Badwater Offense, you just can't do it!"

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Wally coomer has a lore question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous S 09/05/24(Thu)00:02:19 No.145281605 >Wilma was Waldo's girlfriend >She was replaced by her twin sister Wenda. What was the point of this? 42 KB JPG Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # a threesome Anonymous WHERE'S WALLY? MARTIN HANDFORD >Waldo 09/05/24(Thu)00:04:56 No.145281627 09/05/24(Thu)00:09:11 No.145281658 That's not even his name in his original England and outside of America. 487 KB JPG >>145281667 # >>145281711 # >>145281779 # >>145282731 # Anonymous >>145281658 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:10:32 No.145281667 And yet they keep the name of his evil twin Odlaw as-is instead of adapting it into something like Olly. >>145281726 # >>145282018 # >>145282532 # Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)00:11:18 No.145281673 What's here British name?
Anonymous S 09/05/24(Thu)00:02:19 No.145281605 >Wilma was Waldo's girlfriend >She was replaced by her twin sister Wenda. What was the point of this? 42 KB JPG Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # a threesome Anonymous WHERE'S WALLY? MARTIN HANDFORD >Waldo 09/05/24(Thu)00:04:56 No.145281627 09/05/24(Thu)00:09:11 No.145281658 That's not even his name in his original England and outside of America. 487 KB JPG >>145281667 # >>145281711 # >>145281779 # >>145282731 # Anonymous >>145281658 # 09/05/24(Thu)00:10:32 No.145281667 And yet they keep the name of his evil twin Odlaw as-is instead of adapting it into something like Olly. >>145281726 # >>145282018 # >>145282532 # Anonymous >>145281605 (OP) # 09/05/24(Thu)00:11:18 No.145281673 What's here British name?

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Summer coomer wants more porn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:37:22 No.145284299 >slightly more attractive Summer design in the anime >does nothing to inspire more fanart It's over... 65 KB JPG Anonymous >>145284299 (OP) # It's the same design Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:47:48 No.145284416 09/05/24(Thu)08:48:33 No.145284424 We've already jerked off to her as much as we can. 283 KB PNG Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:49:41 No.145284434 I hate this fake Yuasa aesthetic so much. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:51:26 No.145284446 >>145284299 (OP) # She got her first bit of lewd art the other day. Be patient her episode is coming.
Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:37:22 No.145284299 >slightly more attractive Summer design in the anime >does nothing to inspire more fanart It's over... 65 KB JPG Anonymous >>145284299 (OP) # It's the same design Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:47:48 No.145284416 09/05/24(Thu)08:48:33 No.145284424 We've already jerked off to her as much as we can. 283 KB PNG Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:49:41 No.145284434 I hate this fake Yuasa aesthetic so much. Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)08:51:26 No.145284446 >>145284299 (OP) # She got her first bit of lewd art the other day. Be patient her episode is coming.

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Anon shows something to hitler | /r/Greentext

>Was ist das? >Der Dreiecksmann, mein Führer. >Ach so
>Was ist das? >Der Dreiecksmann, mein Führer. >Ach so

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Anon makes eggs | /r/Greentext

eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related
eggs m8.jpg 34 KB JPG >Be me >they call me eggboy >i cook all the eggs >"hey eggboy, we need more eggs" >never happier than when making eggs picture related

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Unfortunate Circumstances | /r/Greentext

File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)03:31:27 No.78710284 >>78710415 >>78711175 >Write a post I was going to post here on notepad.exe while using a work computer in public >While I was away for a few minutes, someone else had taken my spot >The one using it knows it was me using it before >It was a post about having a microdick F--- F--- F--- F--- kill me
File: 91408619_55df76d5-2245-4(...).jpg (58 KB, 976x850) Anonymous 09/05/24(Thu)03:31:27 No.78710284 >>78710415 >>78711175 >Write a post I was going to post here on notepad.exe while using a work computer in public >While I was away for a few minutes, someone else had taken my spot >The one using it knows it was me using it before >It was a post about having a microdick F--- F--- F--- F--- kill me

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German gf gets filtered | /r/Greentext

. 1h (09/05/24 14:01) 203235293 · 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 79KB (455 × 674) AE5A29FB-9F36-4D3A-A5AD-D291F9441CFD.jpg 5 Replies EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED DARK NETFLIX >gf is German >find this Kino on Netflix >excited she'll like it >wait till Friday to show her >watching it together >into episode 2 >even watching in German bc I'm considerate >she turns to me and says "this is just a more boring stranger things" Dropped. This was certified Kino to me and idk if I can continue dating her knowing she can't even appreciate Kino from her own culture 1h (09/05/24 14:14) · 203235512 Grim
. 1h (09/05/24 14:01) 203235293 · 10 Re - 0 Img JPG 79KB (455 × 674) AE5A29FB-9F36-4D3A-A5AD-D291F9441CFD.jpg 5 Replies EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED DARK NETFLIX >gf is German >find this Kino on Netflix >excited she'll like it >wait till Friday to show her >watching it together >into episode 2 >even watching in German bc I'm considerate >she turns to me and says "this is just a more boring stranger things" Dropped. This was certified Kino to me and idk if I can continue dating her knowing she can't even appreciate Kino from her own culture 1h (09/05/24 14:14) · 203235512 Grim

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>lust-provoking picture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)14:10:53 No.20792278 Are ftm femboys valid? Pic related 847 KB JPG 28 Replies/5 Images Anonymous View Thread 160 KB JPG 05/30/21(Sun)15:29:09 No.20792869 >>20792278 (OP) # >girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH
Anonymous 05/30/21(Sun)14:10:53 No.20792278 Are ftm femboys valid? Pic related 847 KB JPG 28 Replies/5 Images Anonymous View Thread 160 KB JPG 05/30/21(Sun)15:29:09 No.20792869 >>20792278 (OP) # >girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH

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Actions speak louder than words | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/28/24(Wed) 07:49:15 No.202971488 81d14ca5-ba75-4cbb-b002-95082898228d.jpg 92 KB JPG >can't comprehend the situation >starts attacking everyone Was it just ridley's way of saying that God is autistic?
Anonymous 08/28/24(Wed) 07:49:15 No.202971488 81d14ca5-ba75-4cbb-b002-95082898228d.jpg 92 KB JPG >can't comprehend the situation >starts attacking everyone Was it just ridley's way of saying that God is autistic?

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Anon plays The Campaign Trail | /r/Greentext

THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL 92 KB PNG >Be me > Play The Campaign Trail > Like the game so join their discord > its a liberal s------- > whatever, I like the game so I stay in the discord. > they appear to actually value free speech and don't ban me for being "too conservative" > Enjoying it, I'm fairly well known in the community > say retarded thing is retarded > Get banned WHAT THE F---, WHY DID WE DECIDE RETARDED WAS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF M R
THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL 92 KB PNG >Be me > Play The Campaign Trail > Like the game so join their discord > its a liberal s------- > whatever, I like the game so I stay in the discord. > they appear to actually value free speech and don't ban me for being "too conservative" > Enjoying it, I'm fairly well known in the community > say retarded thing is retarded > Get banned WHAT THE F---, WHY DID WE DECIDE RETARDED WAS ON THE SAME LEVEL OF M R

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femanon wants love advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)21:18:26 No.78707704 hi r9k i am a lazy gal how do i marry a man who is rich like picrel pls help 134 KB PNG 3 Replies Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # View Thread 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707712 just be his rapetoy housewife maid and ur set fellow fembot Anonymous how about f--- off Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # that is a cat 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707714 09/04/24(Wed)21:29:20 No.78707796
Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)21:18:26 No.78707704 hi r9k i am a lazy gal how do i marry a man who is rich like picrel pls help 134 KB PNG 3 Replies Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # View Thread 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707712 just be his rapetoy housewife maid and ur set fellow fembot Anonymous how about f--- off Anonymous >>78707704 (OP) # that is a cat 09/04/24(Wed)21:19:23 No.78707714 09/04/24(Wed)21:29:20 No.78707796

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Housing is unafford- | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:51:53 No.201737795 $95,000 3 bd 2 ba 2,172 sqft 588 Johnson St Gary, IN 46402 Request a tour as early as today at 1:30 pm americanhousing.png 1.64 MB PNG >I suffer trying to buy property in America >Can buy a mansion for under $100,000 No you don't
Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)08:51:53 No.201737795 $95,000 3 bd 2 ba 2,172 sqft 588 Johnson St Gary, IN 46402 Request a tour as early as today at 1:30 pm americanhousing.png 1.64 MB PNG >I suffer trying to buy property in America >Can buy a mansion for under $100,000 No you don't

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Idk what I'm feeling but yeah sharing this to y'all | /r/Greentext

M 22 KB JPG Time for a feels thread ya beautiful/b/astards >Be me >ten years old when a group of cops show up at my house >Baby sitter's freaking out >...they're here for me >...Mom and Dad are dead >my life ended at ten f king years old because of
M 22 KB JPG Time for a feels thread ya beautiful/b/astards >Be me >ten years old when a group of cops show up at my house >Baby sitter's freaking out >...they're here for me >...Mom and Dad are dead >my life ended at ten f king years old because of

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anon asks the big question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)16:17:03 No.78705011 NORMAL MORTON'S TOE Space between the first and the second toes is deeper than the space between the second and the third toes Short first metatarsal relative to the second metatarsal 112014297_1.jpg 92 KB JPG Should people with Morton's toe be euthanized?
Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)16:17:03 No.78705011 NORMAL MORTON'S TOE Space between the first and the second toes is deeper than the space between the second and the third toes Short first metatarsal relative to the second metatarsal 112014297_1.jpg 92 KB JPG Should people with Morton's toe be euthanized?

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Amphibious Assault | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:29:37 No.93373155 RANIA CO INSULINA >Start a new project file.png 540 KB PNG >All printed, primed and ready to start painting >Have panic to actually start, don't know what scheme or what to do now, don't have much time to even do so, but don't wanna rush it >Look for several sources for inspiration, but feel like they're just generic colors although well done anyways >Can't overcome this anxiety so I start other projects in the meantime and it's left like this How do you overcome this feeling? do you just say "f--- it" and start a slap chop and go from there? I think it's the "fun" way to do things but also sometimes you just want it to be perfect as well you know How would you paint this tank?
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)06:29:37 No.93373155 RANIA CO INSULINA >Start a new project file.png 540 KB PNG >All printed, primed and ready to start painting >Have panic to actually start, don't know what scheme or what to do now, don't have much time to even do so, but don't wanna rush it >Look for several sources for inspiration, but feel like they're just generic colors although well done anyways >Can't overcome this anxiety so I start other projects in the meantime and it's left like this How do you overcome this feeling? do you just say "f--- it" and start a slap chop and go from there? I think it's the "fun" way to do things but also sometimes you just want it to be perfect as well you know How would you paint this tank?

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Advanced warefare | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No. 62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 1.58 MB JPG >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta
Anonymous 09/01/24(Sun)06:35:12 No. 62412914 >ruins warfare >ruins combat 28 KB JPG >ruins half the f------ military meta How can a $35 hobby toy be so cringe? Anonymous 09/02/24(Mon)07:53:00 No.62419709 1.58 MB JPG >ruins warfare >ruins combat >ruins plate armor >ruins half the f------ military meta

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Anon has just become an anesthesiologist. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did. 228 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did. 228 KB PNG

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Anon asks the real question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)11:10:15 No.20316403 hell.jpg 1.12 MB JPG >150 million dollars budget How does something like this get greenlit?
: Anonymous 09/04/24(Wed)11:10:15 No.20316403 hell.jpg 1.12 MB JPG >150 million dollars budget How does something like this get greenlit?

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