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: Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat) 11:27:10 No.205195353 >Oh, you're dating an Al? hq720 (3).jpg 34 KB JPG How do you respond without sounding pathetic? Anonymous >>205195353 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)12:00:19 No.205195842 >she gives me b-------, unlike you
: Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat) 11:27:10 No.205195353 >Oh, you're dating an Al? hq720 (3).jpg 34 KB JPG How do you respond without sounding pathetic? Anonymous >>205195353 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)12:00:19 No.205195842 >she gives me b-------, unlike you

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Х Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)00:00:55 No.175386171 106 KB JPG go to sleep >be 16 >had watched NGE about a year ago >not a bad show, some good waifus, and god tier opener >One day lying down about >suddenly hear NGE theme song >run down stair with the speed of a thousand cheetahs >see dad sitting on couch >"Dad are you watching Evangelion?" >"W-- anon? Go back to bed" >Go back to bed and fall asleep thinking about how my father and I could've bonded over anime
Х Anonymous 07/10/18(Tue)00:00:55 No.175386171 106 KB JPG go to sleep >be 16 >had watched NGE about a year ago >not a bad show, some good waifus, and god tier opener >One day lying down about >suddenly hear NGE theme song >run down stair with the speed of a thousand cheetahs >see dad sitting on couch >"Dad are you watching Evangelion?" >"W-- anon? Go back to bed" >Go back to bed and fall asleep thinking about how my father and I could've bonded over anime

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File: 91 KB, 1600x1253, IMG_4494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:24:18 No.20975685 [Reply] [Original] Potaters? Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:26:03 No.20975690 File: 6 KB, 225x225, IMG_4496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ham, pickles, and taters? Needs hot cheese >> God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:27:39 No.20975691 File: 44 KB, 1347x898, IMG_4497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prairie oysters? Needs cheese God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:29:44 No.20975697 File: 99 KB, 720x1080, IMG_4499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meat, potato, cheese plate? Needs more cheese
File: 91 KB, 1600x1253, IMG_4494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:24:18 No.20975685 [Reply] [Original] Potaters? Imma put some cheese on dat n---- God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:26:03 No.20975690 File: 6 KB, 225x225, IMG_4496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ham, pickles, and taters? Needs hot cheese >> God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:27:39 No.20975691 File: 44 KB, 1347x898, IMG_4497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prairie oysters? Needs cheese God of Cheese Sat, Nov 16, 2024 18:29:44 No.20975697 File: 99 KB, 720x1080, IMG_4499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meat, potato, cheese plate? Needs more cheese

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File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (77 KB, 750x1000) >> >blink >look down >instant throbbing boner i hate myself Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)02:41:57 No.927395205 >>927397971 >>927399020 >be me >21 y/o 6/10 bi manlet >break up with my gf of 7 months because "I'm not manly enough" >whatever.gif >visit parents over the weekend in a nearby town >they bought a puppy >thatscool.png >they ask me to stop by a pet shop to grab some stuff for the dog >drive to my local Petsmart >get a pair of bowls, a dog bed, a week worth of dog food and some toys >almost done >get to the isle with harnesses, leashes and collars >browse the selection >suddenly, my brain flashbangs me with an image of me wearing a belled collar with a leash and whimpering >stare at the isle without blinking for a solid 10 seconds >it feels like an eternity and like a millisecond at the same time >hands are sweating and trembling like crazy >heartbeat goes through the f------ roof >face red like a tomato >fuckfuckfuck I need to get out of here >rush to the checkout, pay for the stuff >face is still red >end up not buying a collar and like half the stuff I was supposed to >drive home, hand the stuff to my mom >say I've got a headache and excuse myself to the guest bedroom, say that I'll go to sleep early >be unable to erase that picture from my memory ever since Is it truly over for me, anon? I can't even imagine talking to my ex or anyone except my family after this. What even am I supposed to do now? Go through puberty for the second time? Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:02:19 No.927397971 ► >>927395205 (OP) You've been mind melted by p---. Stop watching p---. Or be my little pet boy. No reason to hate yourself, thats a hot fantasy tbh. >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:18:26 No.927398454 ►>>927398730 You know what, sure. Put me on a collar, call me a good boy, degrade me. I don't even f------ care anymore >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:27:26 No.927398730 ► >> >>927398454 (You) Shhhh cute puppies can only whimper and bark. Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:34:41 No.927398953 ...woof
File: flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1(...).jpg (77 KB, 750x1000) >> >blink >look down >instant throbbing boner i hate myself Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)02:41:57 No.927395205 >>927397971 >>927399020 >be me >21 y/o 6/10 bi manlet >break up with my gf of 7 months because "I'm not manly enough" >whatever.gif >visit parents over the weekend in a nearby town >they bought a puppy >thatscool.png >they ask me to stop by a pet shop to grab some stuff for the dog >drive to my local Petsmart >get a pair of bowls, a dog bed, a week worth of dog food and some toys >almost done >get to the isle with harnesses, leashes and collars >browse the selection >suddenly, my brain flashbangs me with an image of me wearing a belled collar with a leash and whimpering >stare at the isle without blinking for a solid 10 seconds >it feels like an eternity and like a millisecond at the same time >hands are sweating and trembling like crazy >heartbeat goes through the f------ roof >face red like a tomato >fuckfuckfuck I need to get out of here >rush to the checkout, pay for the stuff >face is still red >end up not buying a collar and like half the stuff I was supposed to >drive home, hand the stuff to my mom >say I've got a headache and excuse myself to the guest bedroom, say that I'll go to sleep early >be unable to erase that picture from my memory ever since Is it truly over for me, anon? I can't even imagine talking to my ex or anyone except my family after this. What even am I supposed to do now? Go through puberty for the second time? Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:02:19 No.927397971 ► >>927395205 (OP) You've been mind melted by p---. Stop watching p---. Or be my little pet boy. No reason to hate yourself, thats a hot fantasy tbh. >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:18:26 No.927398454 ►>>927398730 You know what, sure. Put me on a collar, call me a good boy, degrade me. I don't even f------ care anymore >> Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:27:26 No.927398730 ► >> >>927398454 (You) Shhhh cute puppies can only whimper and bark. Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)04:34:41 No.927398953 ...woof

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Anonymous Chasers, try /r9k/ 07/19/24(Fri)11:43:11 No.36576858 1720855326837818.png 663 KB PNG >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /lgbt/ >mocked and ridiculed >post face on chaser face thread >mocked and ridiculed while chad gets attention >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /r9k/ >meet one and we instantly connect and start dating a few months later If you want a non-NPC qtpi boymoder, go to /r9k/. : Anonymous >>36576858 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)14:01:56 No.36578037 What if I want a tranner harem?
Anonymous Chasers, try /r9k/ 07/19/24(Fri)11:43:11 No.36576858 1720855326837818.png 663 KB PNG >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /lgbt/ >mocked and ridiculed >post face on chaser face thread >mocked and ridiculed while chad gets attention >describe wanting wholesome loving boymoder relationship on /r9k/ >meet one and we instantly connect and start dating a few months later If you want a non-NPC qtpi boymoder, go to /r9k/. : Anonymous >>36576858 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)14:01:56 No.36578037 What if I want a tranner harem?

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File: 1000044329.png (1.22 MB, 1290x1245) FANDOM POLSE MOVIES & TV Report: Rey Is "The Most Valuable Cinematic Asset" For Star Wars JOHN F. TRENT NOV 13, 2024 ♡ 2 1 Share ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:36:15 No.205698992 ►>>205699290 >>205699361 >>205699412 >>205699451 >>205700298 >>205700701 >>205701789 >>205702141 >>205702298 >>205702480 >>205705493 >>205705608 >>205708012 >>205709840 >>205710021 >>205711331 >>205715795 >>205716102 >>205716199 >>205716825 >>205718771 >>205718818 >>205719083 >>205719089 >>205719225 >>205719269 >>205719444 A new report claims that Daisy Ridley's Rey character is "the most valuable cinematic asset" that Lucasfilm and Star Wars has. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:45:48 No.205699361 ► >>205698992 (OP) grim ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)12:39:57 No.205702141 ► >>205698992 (OP) They're in for a rude awakening when that slapped together Mandalorian movie sells 10x what the Rey movie does. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:47:32 No.205705608 >>205698992 (OP). I miss being excited about star wars. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.205705687 >Rey is the key to all this, if we get Rey working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)14:52:20 No.205708669 Jesus Christ that's depressing ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)15:29:30 No.205710021 >>205715347 >>205719353 >>205698992 (OP) she has a face for p--- ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)18:49:41 No.205715795 >>205698992 (OP) >make one character black so he's rejected by china and the international market craters due to actual racism for a change >character assassinate poe >kill literally all of the old main crew after character assassinating them (not that Ford's disinterest and Fisher's death helped) >none of the supporting cast managed to break out because the writing and acting was so atrocious >kylo actually does break out but he's dead now >nobody from the TV shows has appeared >daisy is literally all they have left "She's the most valuable cinematic asset." Sure. Because you have nothing else. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:08:13 No.205718818 >>205698992 (OP). This is the funniest s--- I've read all week.
File: 1000044329.png (1.22 MB, 1290x1245) FANDOM POLSE MOVIES & TV Report: Rey Is "The Most Valuable Cinematic Asset" For Star Wars JOHN F. TRENT NOV 13, 2024 ♡ 2 1 Share ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:36:15 No.205698992 ►>>205699290 >>205699361 >>205699412 >>205699451 >>205700298 >>205700701 >>205701789 >>205702141 >>205702298 >>205702480 >>205705493 >>205705608 >>205708012 >>205709840 >>205710021 >>205711331 >>205715795 >>205716102 >>205716199 >>205716825 >>205718771 >>205718818 >>205719083 >>205719089 >>205719225 >>205719269 >>205719444 A new report claims that Daisy Ridley's Rey character is "the most valuable cinematic asset" that Lucasfilm and Star Wars has. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)11:45:48 No.205699361 ► >>205698992 (OP) grim ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)12:39:57 No.205702141 ► >>205698992 (OP) They're in for a rude awakening when that slapped together Mandalorian movie sells 10x what the Rey movie does. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:47:32 No.205705608 >>205698992 (OP). I miss being excited about star wars. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)13:49:23 No.205705687 >Rey is the key to all this, if we get Rey working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)14:52:20 No.205708669 Jesus Christ that's depressing ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)15:29:30 No.205710021 >>205715347 >>205719353 >>205698992 (OP) she has a face for p--- ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)18:49:41 No.205715795 >>205698992 (OP) >make one character black so he's rejected by china and the international market craters due to actual racism for a change >character assassinate poe >kill literally all of the old main crew after character assassinating them (not that Ford's disinterest and Fisher's death helped) >none of the supporting cast managed to break out because the writing and acting was so atrocious >kylo actually does break out but he's dead now >nobody from the TV shows has appeared >daisy is literally all they have left "She's the most valuable cinematic asset." Sure. Because you have nothing else. ☐ Anonymous 11/14/24(Thu)21:08:13 No.205718818 >>205698992 (OP). This is the funniest s--- I've read all week.

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Incelligence | /r/Greentext

139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No. 13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)
139 KB JPG What is the evolutionary-historic reason why women aren't attracted to intelligence, surely intelligence helped the hunting group getting a juicy mammoth? Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)20:49:03 No. 13842615 Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (eidetic memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WW2)

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Anon ain't hiding it anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Men 11/16/24(Sat) 08:50:03 No.79461361 181 KB JPG Men who are >white >blue eyes >Thin >Lefty,not religious, child free >25-35 >Clean shaven >Not bald/have hair Are cute as f--- and god's gift 37 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous >>79461361 (OP) # >thin >clean shaven >lefty View Thread 11/16/24(Sat)15:23:12 No. 79463855 So you want a gay twink?
: Anonymous Men 11/16/24(Sat) 08:50:03 No.79461361 181 KB JPG Men who are >white >blue eyes >Thin >Lefty,not religious, child free >25-35 >Clean shaven >Not bald/have hair Are cute as f--- and god's gift 37 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous >>79461361 (OP) # >thin >clean shaven >lefty View Thread 11/16/24(Sat)15:23:12 No. 79463855 So you want a gay twink?

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Completely unwatchable | /r/Greentext

No. 205766028 11/15/24(Fri) 06:35:47 1731425314451446.png 12 KB 657x527 >movie character has to take a s--- >he doesn't need to revisit the toilet a second time to s--- out the residue s---- that wouldnt come down unless he stands up and walks around a bit 2 replies, 0 images No. 205766088 11/15/24(Fri)06:39:57 >>205766028 Sounds like you need more fiber No. 205767542 11/15/24(Fri)08:17:21 >charecter has to go >out of options >blasts ass into the wastebasket.
No. 205766028 11/15/24(Fri) 06:35:47 1731425314451446.png 12 KB 657x527 >movie character has to take a s--- >he doesn't need to revisit the toilet a second time to s--- out the residue s---- that wouldnt come down unless he stands up and walks around a bit 2 replies, 0 images No. 205766088 11/15/24(Fri)06:39:57 >>205766028 Sounds like you need more fiber No. 205767542 11/15/24(Fri)08:17:21 >charecter has to go >out of options >blasts ass into the wastebasket.

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Half life 2 is free on steam | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)19:53:44 No.694719190 >literal top game ever >Valve gives it away entirely free just because How the hell is a company so based?
Anonymous 11/15/24(Fri)19:53:44 No.694719190 >literal top game ever >Valve gives it away entirely free just because How the hell is a company so based?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/15/24(Fri)21:37:32 No.79462187 318 KB PNG >Be me, American >Go to bar in tourist area >Bar is full of British tourists having pints and meals >I've encountered British tourists before when I went to Spain >This time they were way less drunk and rowdy >Overheard some of their conversations >"Innit luvely here, dear" >"Luvly weather for a pint today" >"This place is nice, innit" >"Look darling, this place is just like a Wetherspoons" >"MMm, best ribs I evah 'ad" >"Awfully chuffed to be here" >Then I overheard a political discussion on why the UK should incorporate guns too >MFW
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/15/24(Fri)21:37:32 No.79462187 318 KB PNG >Be me, American >Go to bar in tourist area >Bar is full of British tourists having pints and meals >I've encountered British tourists before when I went to Spain >This time they were way less drunk and rowdy >Overheard some of their conversations >"Innit luvely here, dear" >"Luvly weather for a pint today" >"This place is nice, innit" >"Look darling, this place is just like a Wetherspoons" >"MMm, best ribs I evah 'ad" >"Awfully chuffed to be here" >Then I overheard a political discussion on why the UK should incorporate guns too >MFW

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Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)21:02:28 No.690678956 Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_ Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-Day Work Week Ahead of Citizencon 600 Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-... From insider-gaming.com >work 7 days a week >still never finish game How is this possible IMG_8639.jpg 791 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)21:02:28 No.690678956 Tom Henderson @_Tom_Henderson_ Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-Day Work Week Ahead of Citizencon 600 Star Citizen Developer Cloud Imperium Games Imposes 7-... From insider-gaming.com >work 7 days a week >still never finish game How is this possible IMG_8639.jpg 791 KB JPG

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What the f--- is this ni ers problem? What the f--- is this ni ers (...) 11/01/24(Fri)20:45:13 No.486614870 Ni rs ruin everything.jpg 104 KB JPG >Goes to Korea, insults citizens and landmarks. >Gets his ass beat three times >Doesnt apologize, instead taunts any future attackers >Now he's banned from leaving Korea, there's a bounty on his head and the mob is looking for him Does he have a death wish?
What the f--- is this ni ers problem? What the f--- is this ni ers (...) 11/01/24(Fri)20:45:13 No.486614870 Ni rs ruin everything.jpg 104 KB JPG >Goes to Korea, insults citizens and landmarks. >Gets his ass beat three times >Doesnt apologize, instead taunts any future attackers >Now he's banned from leaving Korea, there's a bounty on his head and the mob is looking for him Does he have a death wish?

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Ok Anon you can stop daydreaming now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>79436486 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)10:59:40 No.79452178 I had a 3 way with 2 girls. >was going on a camping trip with girl i was seeing, her friend, and her friend's date >friend's date cancelled >i just f----- them both all weekend
: Anonymous >>79436486 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)10:59:40 No.79452178 I had a 3 way with 2 girls. >was going on a camping trip with girl i was seeing, her friend, and her friend's date >friend's date cancelled >i just f----- them both all weekend

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: Anonymous did I do something wrong? 32 KB JPG 11/15/24(Fri)16:33:33 No.79454758 >be me >minding my own >girl approaches me >we talk for a while >she asks if Im a virgin >dont want her to think Im a loser so I say no even though thats a lie >all of a sudden she has a frown on her face >she seems much less interested in me now >she leaves soon after why did she ask that to me? Anonymous >>79454758 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)16:36:44 No.79454780 I'd just say that that is a private matter I don't discuss with strangers.
: Anonymous did I do something wrong? 32 KB JPG 11/15/24(Fri)16:33:33 No.79454758 >be me >minding my own >girl approaches me >we talk for a while >she asks if Im a virgin >dont want her to think Im a loser so I say no even though thats a lie >all of a sudden she has a frown on her face >she seems much less interested in me now >she leaves soon after why did she ask that to me? Anonymous >>79454758 (OP) # 11/15/24(Fri)16:36:44 No.79454780 I'd just say that that is a private matter I don't discuss with strangers.

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