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: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens
: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens

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Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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Game studios tricking VC firms into burn their money will never not be funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.
: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.

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anon 'takes' a shit! | /r/Greentext

نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard
نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard

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Harry Potter and the Fractional Reserve Banking System | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.
File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.

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Anon seeks relationship advice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 05/08/23(Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 11 KB PNG >mom is happy >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---.
Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 05/08/23(Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 11 KB PNG >mom is happy >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---.

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Wand go BOOM! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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Anon makes a disturbing discovery | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)21:28:17 No. 123302655 >>123302702 >be hella antisemitic cuz duh >favorite band is Infected Mushroom >always assumed they were Ayrabs cuz they sometimes play ouds (that Ayrab stringed instrument you always hear in desert levels for vidya) and sing in sandspeak >turns out they're israelis >f--- Have I been brainwashed by sheenie magic? | mean I've paid to see 4 concerts so maybe they're actually s--- but I've been successfully cast under their spell?
Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)21:28:17 No. 123302655 >>123302702 >be hella antisemitic cuz duh >favorite band is Infected Mushroom >always assumed they were Ayrabs cuz they sometimes play ouds (that Ayrab stringed instrument you always hear in desert levels for vidya) and sing in sandspeak >turns out they're israelis >f--- Have I been brainwashed by sheenie magic? | mean I've paid to see 4 concerts so maybe they're actually s--- but I've been successfully cast under their spell?

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Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 9 new posts File: E85yDXaWQAAar2S.jpg (65 KB, 900x1273) آیبیواکا MANIFESTLY NOT SAIGON Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs 08/16/21(Mon) 16:16:23 No.334562861 >>334563371 >>> >>334566036 >>334566126 >>334566339 >>334566613 >>334566854 >>334567084 >>334567246 >>334567323 >>334567560 >>334567631 >>3345 >>334573272 >>334573385>>334573810 >>334574142 >>334574170 >>334575320 >>334575563 >>334576126 >>334576519 >>334576758 >>3345 https://twitter.com/Afghan Urdu/status/1427203599508066309 Anyone have the video or higher res of these dudes holding onto and falling off the outside of the plane after takeoff? kek Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs) 08/16/21(Mon)16:17:24 No.334562994 https://twitter.com/umar527/status/1427226344379801603 Anonymous (ID: ZDakXXOX) File: 1542825862989.jpg (381 KB, 1200x1200) >>334569027 08/16/21(Mon)16:19:56 No.334563371 >>334567333 >>334562861 (OP) Anonymous (ID: YYSTIKHI Ho Chi Minh wiched ho had thoco antire 08/16/21(Mon)16:30:14 No. 334564875 >>334565223>>334566717>>334566791>>334566952 >>334573921>>334576909 File: 17546934538.jpg (40 KB, 450x450) >>334562861 (OP) >COME SEEEEEEE EEEEEEE! اواكا Anonymous (ID: m05Hs9ga) 08/16/21(Mon)16:40:02 No.334566339 334577463 >>334577712 >>334562861 (OP) Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" Anonymous (ID: EbuzZUDK) 08/16/21(Mon) 17:51:32 No.334577463 >>334578815 File: Five_star_post.jpg (88 KB, 287x360) AW S--- >>334566339 (You) >Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" I keked FIVE STAR POST Anonymous (ID: ppYerXDm 08/16/21(Mon)17:53:09 No.3345 >>334566339 (You) criminally underrated
Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 9 new posts File: E85yDXaWQAAar2S.jpg (65 KB, 900x1273) آیبیواکا MANIFESTLY NOT SAIGON Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs 08/16/21(Mon) 16:16:23 No.334562861 >>334563371 >>> >>334566036 >>334566126 >>334566339 >>334566613 >>334566854 >>334567084 >>334567246 >>334567323 >>334567560 >>334567631 >>3345 >>334573272 >>334573385>>334573810 >>334574142 >>334574170 >>334575320 >>334575563 >>334576126 >>334576519 >>334576758 >>3345 https://twitter.com/Afghan Urdu/status/1427203599508066309 Anyone have the video or higher res of these dudes holding onto and falling off the outside of the plane after takeoff? kek Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs) 08/16/21(Mon)16:17:24 No.334562994 https://twitter.com/umar527/status/1427226344379801603 Anonymous (ID: ZDakXXOX) File: 1542825862989.jpg (381 KB, 1200x1200) >>334569027 08/16/21(Mon)16:19:56 No.334563371 >>334567333 >>334562861 (OP) Anonymous (ID: YYSTIKHI Ho Chi Minh wiched ho had thoco antire 08/16/21(Mon)16:30:14 No. 334564875 >>334565223>>334566717>>334566791>>334566952 >>334573921>>334576909 File: 17546934538.jpg (40 KB, 450x450) >>334562861 (OP) >COME SEEEEEEE EEEEEEE! اواكا Anonymous (ID: m05Hs9ga) 08/16/21(Mon)16:40:02 No.334566339 334577463 >>334577712 >>334562861 (OP) Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" Anonymous (ID: EbuzZUDK) 08/16/21(Mon) 17:51:32 No.334577463 >>334578815 File: Five_star_post.jpg (88 KB, 287x360) AW S--- >>334566339 (You) >Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" I keked FIVE STAR POST Anonymous (ID: ppYerXDm 08/16/21(Mon)17:53:09 No.3345 >>334566339 (You) criminally underrated

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The duality of Anon | /r/Greentext

File: 50a2be08870415b5722eae6d1(...).jpg (205 KB, 1447x2047) YEA I don't know who can I ask about this. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:13:37 No.923292039 ►>>923292146 >>923292410 >>923292839 >>923293236 >>923293970 ☐ GAM I might be a "minor attracted person". I have recently been quite amicable with a lady who is 13. She is a friend of my family, and we have spent surprisingly a lot of time together this summer. He is a bit weird, probably autistic, and she has told me that she finds me very attractive. She doesn't really get along with people of her own age. As a matter of fact she has been kind of bold with her advances, and they have not been subtle. Before this I really didn't think underaged girls were attractive, but she is just so delightful and pleasant. She isn't bitchy at all. How do I get rid of these feelings? I do trust myself enough not to do anything with her but I don't like the temptation. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:27 No.923292125 ►>>923292571 A bullet to the brain should do the trick >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:56 No.923292146 >>923292039 (OP) marry her in a state that allows child marriage
File: 50a2be08870415b5722eae6d1(...).jpg (205 KB, 1447x2047) YEA I don't know who can I ask about this. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:13:37 No.923292039 ►>>923292146 >>923292410 >>923292839 >>923293236 >>923293970 ☐ GAM I might be a "minor attracted person". I have recently been quite amicable with a lady who is 13. She is a friend of my family, and we have spent surprisingly a lot of time together this summer. He is a bit weird, probably autistic, and she has told me that she finds me very attractive. She doesn't really get along with people of her own age. As a matter of fact she has been kind of bold with her advances, and they have not been subtle. Before this I really didn't think underaged girls were attractive, but she is just so delightful and pleasant. She isn't bitchy at all. How do I get rid of these feelings? I do trust myself enough not to do anything with her but I don't like the temptation. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:27 No.923292125 ►>>923292571 A bullet to the brain should do the trick >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:56 No.923292146 >>923292039 (OP) marry her in a state that allows child marriage

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Stiff Upper Lip | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)06:51:46 No.4841499 GQTX915WwAA97h3.jpg 617 KB JPG >"I love having a dog!" >then proceeds puts their dog in this Why lie?
Anonymous 07/15/24(Mon)06:51:46 No.4841499 GQTX915WwAA97h3.jpg 617 KB JPG >"I love having a dog!" >then proceeds puts their dog in this Why lie?

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We do a little trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPEG 2024/8/22 16:23:00 > From the Eastern Bloc No.67922691 > Of Korean descent and bear the Korean surname Choi but morphed slightly in another language > Had trouble with school authorities due to their musical preferances > Was the pioneer of Rock music in his home country > Lyrics full of political allegories mild enough to be not completely censored but strong enough to have echoed among fans > Still alive > Be Cui Jian > Pic unrelated
Anonymous 37 KB JPEG 2024/8/22 16:23:00 > From the Eastern Bloc No.67922691 > Of Korean descent and bear the Korean surname Choi but morphed slightly in another language > Had trouble with school authorities due to their musical preferances > Was the pioneer of Rock music in his home country > Lyrics full of political allegories mild enough to be not completely censored but strong enough to have echoed among fans > Still alive > Be Cui Jian > Pic unrelated

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Anon loses his job | /r/Greentext

File: catlsSick Of YourShit.jpg (62 KB, 600x450) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:56:42 No.923278556 [Reply] ► Hello again, /b/. As of just now, I have officially become a neet. My job of filing employee records has been terminated because I had sexual intercourse with a toilet paper roll in the supply closet. My life as I once knew it is over, and I have no idea how to recover from this
File: catlsSick Of YourShit.jpg (62 KB, 600x450) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:56:42 No.923278556 [Reply] ► Hello again, /b/. As of just now, I have officially become a neet. My job of filing employee records has been terminated because I had sexual intercourse with a toilet paper roll in the supply closet. My life as I once knew it is over, and I have no idea how to recover from this

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Anon tries mooing :) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends
: Anonymous 101 KB PNG 08/02/21 (Mon)21:38:17 No.388 >Moo at a cow >It moos back We are friends

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Anon is an accelerationist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Aji/W78m 02/23/23(Thu)19:22:15 No.417377848 I like to tell people that 30 million jews died during the holocaust. If anyone says "wait what?" I call them a holocaust denier. If they say the numbers aren't believable, I tell them they are anti-semitic. I will also say that jews were lined up on the ground and run over with a steamroller by the thousands. If people don't keep a straight face or I shriek at them about how insensitive they are and how much they hurt jews. basically i am a holocaust accelerationist. i will push the story to the breaking point. >>417378054 # >>417378327 # >>417378441 # >>417378628 # >>417378722 # >>417378929 # >>417379889 # >>417381519 # >>417382810 # >>417383008 # >>417383044 # >>417383361 # >>417383366 # >>417383434 # >>417383472 #
Anonymous (ID: Aji/W78m 02/23/23(Thu)19:22:15 No.417377848 I like to tell people that 30 million jews died during the holocaust. If anyone says "wait what?" I call them a holocaust denier. If they say the numbers aren't believable, I tell them they are anti-semitic. I will also say that jews were lined up on the ground and run over with a steamroller by the thousands. If people don't keep a straight face or I shriek at them about how insensitive they are and how much they hurt jews. basically i am a holocaust accelerationist. i will push the story to the breaking point. >>417378054 # >>417378327 # >>417378441 # >>417378628 # >>417378722 # >>417378929 # >>417379889 # >>417381519 # >>417382810 # >>417383008 # >>417383044 # >>417383361 # >>417383366 # >>417383434 # >>417383472 #

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Anon's Choice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 424 KB JPG 08/19/24(Mon) 10:29:12 No.41334332 >Let me spell it out for you Anonymous. Unless you marry me, you are going to die from old age. You will suffer from cancer or dementia, most certainly becoming weaker and less active as the months go by for decades and decades until finally you're buried in the ground somewhere. Immortality is the only answer to suffering. : Anonymous ע. 08/19/24(Mon) 10:36:38 No.41334339 >>41334332 (OP) # >"Girls, Celestia was replaced by Chrysalis again! Quick, gather the Elements of Harmony!" 1.9 MB GIF : Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:00:24 No.41334401 I will not pass up a chance to be with my waifu Celestia forever. Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:02:14 No.41334406 >boop
: Anonymous 424 KB JPG 08/19/24(Mon) 10:29:12 No.41334332 >Let me spell it out for you Anonymous. Unless you marry me, you are going to die from old age. You will suffer from cancer or dementia, most certainly becoming weaker and less active as the months go by for decades and decades until finally you're buried in the ground somewhere. Immortality is the only answer to suffering. : Anonymous ע. 08/19/24(Mon) 10:36:38 No.41334339 >>41334332 (OP) # >"Girls, Celestia was replaced by Chrysalis again! Quick, gather the Elements of Harmony!" 1.9 MB GIF : Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:00:24 No.41334401 I will not pass up a chance to be with my waifu Celestia forever. Anonymous >>41334332 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 11:02:14 No.41334406 >boop

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Anon can see the future | /r/Greentext

File: flat,750x,075,f-pad, 750x1(...).jpg (106 KB, 750x1000) Anonymous (ID: bTmbk2bK 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:42:45 No.479194980 >>479195169 >>479195280 >>479195578 >>479199189 >>479195148 >>479195165 I did a shitload of peyote in the desert last night and I saw the future and it's a corporate controlled government within the next five years >Ads on phones/TVs require eye contact with the screen. Any deviation will pause the ad until you look again. >Cars will be 100% electric >Subscription based everything in them (Radio/seats/heated mirrors/sport mode) >Self driving only. No more humans >Cameras on TVs monitor what your reaction to shows/ads are >TV shows just become 99% product placement >Cars are all outfitted with speed sensors and cameras, will take photos of your license plate if you speed by and send it to the police for ticketing or the car itself will report you >Grocery stores will have electronic price tags and cameras/sensors that detect who is nearby, raising or lowering the price to whatever you are willing to pay >UBI is shot down, but Al takes a record number of jobs >Housing is bought up in record numbers and every house is eventually corporate owned >Small towns become corporate owned and become Amazon warehouse towns/Google towns/whatever the f--- else >Cell phones track where you are, and give you ads for businesses and items nearby >Dating apps start only matching people who are good capitalist spenders, and making sure that people against the overlords don't meet each other >If you don't pay the 10 cent plastic bag free at grocery stores, as soon as it hits $300 they send the police and charge you for theft >Can't steal anything from stores because of facial recognition >Everyone is microchipped for tracking even without a phone, but mostly to monitor medical things such as hunger and give you ads for food >Social credit score is real and the lower you are, the more you are targeted with ads and if you don't convert you're deep-faked doing a crime Screencap this as this is what God has shown me Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:17 No.479195118 >corporate controlled government That's not five years, that's like TR. >full electric car fleet Yeah, no, there's still too many bugs. >> ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:21 No.479195128 maybe it was a demon tempting you with happenings. Anonymous 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:32 No.479195148 >>479194980 (OP) Seems realistic.
File: flat,750x,075,f-pad, 750x1(...).jpg (106 KB, 750x1000) Anonymous (ID: bTmbk2bK 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:42:45 No.479194980 >>479195169 >>479195280 >>479195578 >>479199189 >>479195148 >>479195165 I did a shitload of peyote in the desert last night and I saw the future and it's a corporate controlled government within the next five years >Ads on phones/TVs require eye contact with the screen. Any deviation will pause the ad until you look again. >Cars will be 100% electric >Subscription based everything in them (Radio/seats/heated mirrors/sport mode) >Self driving only. No more humans >Cameras on TVs monitor what your reaction to shows/ads are >TV shows just become 99% product placement >Cars are all outfitted with speed sensors and cameras, will take photos of your license plate if you speed by and send it to the police for ticketing or the car itself will report you >Grocery stores will have electronic price tags and cameras/sensors that detect who is nearby, raising or lowering the price to whatever you are willing to pay >UBI is shot down, but Al takes a record number of jobs >Housing is bought up in record numbers and every house is eventually corporate owned >Small towns become corporate owned and become Amazon warehouse towns/Google towns/whatever the f--- else >Cell phones track where you are, and give you ads for businesses and items nearby >Dating apps start only matching people who are good capitalist spenders, and making sure that people against the overlords don't meet each other >If you don't pay the 10 cent plastic bag free at grocery stores, as soon as it hits $300 they send the police and charge you for theft >Can't steal anything from stores because of facial recognition >Everyone is microchipped for tracking even without a phone, but mostly to monitor medical things such as hunger and give you ads for food >Social credit score is real and the lower you are, the more you are targeted with ads and if you don't convert you're deep-faked doing a crime Screencap this as this is what God has shown me Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:17 No.479195118 >corporate controlled government That's not five years, that's like TR. >full electric car fleet Yeah, no, there's still too many bugs. >> ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:21 No.479195128 maybe it was a demon tempting you with happenings. Anonymous 1 08/22/24(Thu)09:44:32 No.479195148 >>479194980 (OP) Seems realistic.

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Anonette wastes her virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:10:38 No.78570468 >be virgin femanon, 21yo, 6/10, law student >fall for the "dont date chad" meme >get incel virgin neet boyfriend >hes super ungrateful to have me >constantly asking me to pay for s--- >sucks at sex, doesnt try to please me and keeps complaining if i dont do everything he wants >p--- addicted, once set some hentai girl as my profile picture on his contacts app >constantly whining about everything >constantly talking about what itll be like when he gets a "real" girlfriend >introduce him to my friends that know ive never dated, he asks "what do you think they think about me for dating you when youre not very successful with men? will they think im a loser?" >barely washes his hair >wears some ridiculous earmuffs in public, looks like a retard >no birthday gifts dont fall for it nonas, i wasted my virginity
: Anonymous 125 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:10:38 No.78570468 >be virgin femanon, 21yo, 6/10, law student >fall for the "dont date chad" meme >get incel virgin neet boyfriend >hes super ungrateful to have me >constantly asking me to pay for s--- >sucks at sex, doesnt try to please me and keeps complaining if i dont do everything he wants >p--- addicted, once set some hentai girl as my profile picture on his contacts app >constantly whining about everything >constantly talking about what itll be like when he gets a "real" girlfriend >introduce him to my friends that know ive never dated, he asks "what do you think they think about me for dating you when youre not very successful with men? will they think im a loser?" >barely washes his hair >wears some ridiculous earmuffs in public, looks like a retard >no birthday gifts dont fall for it nonas, i wasted my virginity

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Anonymous 08/16/24(Fri)17:17:00 No.685716014 >Make reptile race GVDZ210W0AEI763.jpg 159 KB JPG >Give it mammary glands

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Anonymous post this cat when they least expect it >be me 08/22/24(Thu)20:31:38 No.78570389 259 KB PNG >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 >game is one of those ones where you have to make your teammates guess a word >the catch is you can only use one-syllable words >round starts and someone starts their description "Big black..." >the two girls immediately start giggling What do you suppose they meant by this? : Anonymous >>78570389 (OP) # 08/22/24(Thu)20:34:55 No.78570414 >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 If a guy trusts his children with a creep like you, its a sign they already got molested.
Anonymous post this cat when they least expect it >be me 08/22/24(Thu)20:31:38 No.78570389 259 KB PNG >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 >game is one of those ones where you have to make your teammates guess a word >the catch is you can only use one-syllable words >round starts and someone starts their description "Big black..." >the two girls immediately start giggling What do you suppose they meant by this? : Anonymous >>78570389 (OP) # 08/22/24(Thu)20:34:55 No.78570414 >playing a game with a few people at local cafe/lounge place >includes one of the guys 2 daughters, look about 12 and 9 If a guy trusts his children with a creep like you, its a sign they already got molested.

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