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Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)07:50:06 No.201662767 IMG_4526.gif 1.14 MB GIF >bullied character's boobs grow >suddenly everyone is much nicer to her
Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)07:50:06 No.201662767 IMG_4526.gif 1.14 MB GIF >bullied character's boobs grow >suddenly everyone is much nicer to her

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Mans best friend | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 101 KB JPG 11/11/21(Thu)05:47:59 No.66114418 >have gf >am playing with the dog cus he cute >gf then asks me "me or dog?" >answered dog with no hesitation >she flippin' out w-- is wrong with hoes man? like she set herself don't blame it on me and pooch. up
⠀ Anonymous 101 KB JPG 11/11/21(Thu)05:47:59 No.66114418 >have gf >am playing with the dog cus he cute >gf then asks me "me or dog?" >answered dog with no hesitation >she flippin' out w-- is wrong with hoes man? like she set herself don't blame it on me and pooch. up

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Anon decides to improve | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous runs 186 KB JPG >It's freaking hard >But It pays off 07/28/24(Sun)15:29:21 No.922028674 >Be me >Been feeling lonely since I was 14 >Without a kiss, hand to hold, or hug, still a virgin >Thought about ending it every day >Turned 18 and decided to improve myself >Eat healthier, go on daily walks, >Met a cute girlfriend >Lost my virginity >She's an amazing girl >Happiest I've ever been We're gonna make it, bros. See you on the other side.
: Anonymous runs 186 KB JPG >It's freaking hard >But It pays off 07/28/24(Sun)15:29:21 No.922028674 >Be me >Been feeling lonely since I was 14 >Without a kiss, hand to hold, or hug, still a virgin >Thought about ending it every day >Turned 18 and decided to improve myself >Eat healthier, go on daily walks, >Met a cute girlfriend >Lost my virginity >She's an amazing girl >Happiest I've ever been We're gonna make it, bros. See you on the other side.

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Circzophrenia | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/28/24(Sun)17:13:07 No.78311452 R Joe Rogan schools Milo Yiannopoulos on circumcision Retart Cake 32K views • 6 years ago 137 KB PNG >Watches Video >Reads his Wikipedia page as usual >Far-Right >P-------- advocate >Jew Many Such cases 3:37
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 07/28/24(Sun)17:13:07 No.78311452 R Joe Rogan schools Milo Yiannopoulos on circumcision Retart Cake 32K views • 6 years ago 137 KB PNG >Watches Video >Reads his Wikipedia page as usual >Far-Right >P-------- advocate >Jew Many Such cases 3:37

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Anon keeps the bro code | /r/Greentext

girl on texts, 18 I don't know if I'm very brave or not enough No. 904587222 08/19/23(Sat)00:49:29 IMG_1359.jpg 42 KB 669x675 >be me >19 >tonight I was talking with a really cute >convo turns sexual, and I work what little magic I have >she lives close and wants me >she goes to sleep, and I decide to look her up on insta really quick >oh >oh no >I see her with a guy I met in college track, let's call him joe >amazing guy, one of the best fellas I ever met >they have photos together going a while back >I remember first meeting him, and learned that he felt like s--- cause a relationship he thought was gonna be forever ended with the girl dumping him >it hits me >this is the girl >this is the girl he loved >I can't do it anons, I don't see action very often but I would never do this to joe. He will never learn of this, so I wanted to tell you so someone knows this existed.
girl on texts, 18 I don't know if I'm very brave or not enough No. 904587222 08/19/23(Sat)00:49:29 IMG_1359.jpg 42 KB 669x675 >be me >19 >tonight I was talking with a really cute >convo turns sexual, and I work what little magic I have >she lives close and wants me >she goes to sleep, and I decide to look her up on insta really quick >oh >oh no >I see her with a guy I met in college track, let's call him joe >amazing guy, one of the best fellas I ever met >they have photos together going a while back >I remember first meeting him, and learned that he felt like s--- cause a relationship he thought was gonna be forever ended with the girl dumping him >it hits me >this is the girl >this is the girl he loved >I can't do it anons, I don't see action very often but I would never do this to joe. He will never learn of this, so I wanted to tell you so someone knows this existed.

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Anon thinks its the watermelons | /r/Greentext

File: PepeShock.png (549 KB, 2801x2121) ☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)15:06:36 No.78309304 [Reply] >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >still wet >?? >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons | ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >wipe >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?
File: PepeShock.png (549 KB, 2801x2121) ☐ Anonymous 07/28/24(Sun)15:06:36 No.78309304 [Reply] >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >still wet >?? >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons | ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >wipe >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?

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No respect! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 184 KB JPG 07/28/24(Sun)12:38:54 No.27846658 >Last week I bought a Tesla. >I tell ya, they ain't lying when they say it's an off-road vehicle. >It's been off the road and in the service center since I got it!
: Anonymous 184 KB JPG 07/28/24(Sun)12:38:54 No.27846658 >Last week I bought a Tesla. >I tell ya, they ain't lying when they say it's an off-road vehicle. >It's been off the road and in the service center since I got it!

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Tory Tales | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: X9MgXicl) 07/28/24(Sun)12:14:33 No.475977503 vantablack @DKEvanoff Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher." Guys from my high school that make 35K a year- 286 KB PNG Let me give out an economic literacy lesson as my county learned this the hard way in the 1970s >Increase government spending >Increase tax on high earners >High earners move to a country with lower taxes >No money to spend on spending >Government goes bankrupt >The regular, working people are forced to pay for it A tale as old as time. I thought Americans knew better than this.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: X9MgXicl) 07/28/24(Sun)12:14:33 No.475977503 vantablack @DKEvanoff Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher." Guys from my high school that make 35K a year- 286 KB PNG Let me give out an economic literacy lesson as my county learned this the hard way in the 1970s >Increase government spending >Increase tax on high earners >High earners move to a country with lower taxes >No money to spend on spending >Government goes bankrupt >The regular, working people are forced to pay for it A tale as old as time. I thought Americans knew better than this.

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Anon talk about the savages in africa | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: JI1BXIAO) 07/28/24(Sun)15:10:06 No.475962001 ►>>475962177 >>475962322 >>475962646 >>475963419 >>475963463 >>475963652 >>475964679 >>475964922 >>4759651 >>475967760 >>475968151 >>475968304 >>475969277 >>475969371 >>475969441 >>475970655 >>475970839 >>475971095 >be powerfull tribe in africa >kidnap the opposite weaker tribes >chaindown the women up to 1000 in tiny dark and humid cells, in their own feces urines, and dead bodies for weeks and have them fight to the death for tiny amount of foods >still hundred of years later we can see nails scraps on the walls, and the dead body and feces, blood create a 1 inche thick layers of matter on the ground. >attach rebellous females by chain alll days in the sun, naked with no food or water untill they are weak >every males gang r--- her all troughout >behead the females found unnatractive or pregnant from the opposite tribe >all that while praying in the room above the prisonner to their cultish god for prosperity and to be blessed for their good deeds in the world. >pic unrelated >be european slavers in the cape coast slave castle
☐ Anonymous (ID: JI1BXIAO) 07/28/24(Sun)15:10:06 No.475962001 ►>>475962177 >>475962322 >>475962646 >>475963419 >>475963463 >>475963652 >>475964679 >>475964922 >>4759651 >>475967760 >>475968151 >>475968304 >>475969277 >>475969371 >>475969441 >>475970655 >>475970839 >>475971095 >be powerfull tribe in africa >kidnap the opposite weaker tribes >chaindown the women up to 1000 in tiny dark and humid cells, in their own feces urines, and dead bodies for weeks and have them fight to the death for tiny amount of foods >still hundred of years later we can see nails scraps on the walls, and the dead body and feces, blood create a 1 inche thick layers of matter on the ground. >attach rebellous females by chain alll days in the sun, naked with no food or water untill they are weak >every males gang r--- her all troughout >behead the females found unnatractive or pregnant from the opposite tribe >all that while praying in the room above the prisonner to their cultish god for prosperity and to be blessed for their good deeds in the world. >pic unrelated >be european slavers in the cape coast slave castle

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Fallen from grace | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 128MICyr) [] 07/23/24(Tue)00:46:53 No.475265051 BidenMay312024-scaled-1-1536x1024.jpg 144 KB JPG >Most votes ever for a president >Can't run for re-election due to low popularity How does this happen?
Anonymous (ID: 128MICyr) [] 07/23/24(Tue)00:46:53 No.475265051 BidenMay312024-scaled-1-1536x1024.jpg 144 KB JPG >Most votes ever for a president >Can't run for re-election due to low popularity How does this happen?

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For Prosperity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat) 13:11:36 No.144485781 ywqnj5y6en9a1.png 760 KB PNG 101 >Be Disney >Make a movie >Have the character pawed at by an animal slightly pulling their pants down >Have to make a choice >Either specifically animate underwear on a Disney character >Or show only bare skin which implies a lack of underwear entirely What would YOU have done in this situation What COLOUR would you have chosen if you went the underwear route?
: Anonymous 07/13/24(Sat) 13:11:36 No.144485781 ywqnj5y6en9a1.png 760 KB PNG 101 >Be Disney >Make a movie >Have the character pawed at by an animal slightly pulling their pants down >Have to make a choice >Either specifically animate underwear on a Disney character >Or show only bare skin which implies a lack of underwear entirely What would YOU have done in this situation What COLOUR would you have chosen if you went the underwear route?

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Anon gets his gf to stop vaping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ☑ VAPORLAX SALTS SOM WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine ans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her
Anonymous ☑ VAPORLAX SALTS SOM WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine ans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anon is a fucking dumbass. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/24(Sat)23:36:12 No. 199995783 1659996801577229.jpg 219 KB JPG >mom frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored iyc?
Anonymous 07/20/24(Sat)23:36:12 No. 199995783 1659996801577229.jpg 219 KB JPG >mom frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored iyc?

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Anon is confused. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/24/24(Wed)14:14:01 No.683580675 >l pirate movies ___(ツ)_/¯ >l pirate music __(ツ)_¯ >I pirate software __(ツ)」 >I pirate video games (Д) -- Why do people act like this?
: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 07/24/24(Wed)14:14:01 No.683580675 >l pirate movies ___(ツ)_/¯ >l pirate music __(ツ)_¯ >I pirate software __(ツ)」 >I pirate video games (Д) -- Why do people act like this?

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Bisexual dichotomy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)17:29:16 No.78240855 1721613821292113.jpg 408 KB JPG >women are beautiful but are evil, annoying and have a dogshit personality >men are gross looking but are cool and funny Imagine being a bi f-----, you'd get btfo from both sides kek
: Anonymous 07/22/24(Mon)17:29:16 No.78240855 1721613821292113.jpg 408 KB JPG >women are beautiful but are evil, annoying and have a dogshit personality >men are gross looking but are cool and funny Imagine being a bi f-----, you'd get btfo from both sides kek

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Stonehenge was a warning | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4181.jpg (394 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:41:04 No.194669181 >>194669262 >>194669307 >>194669323 >>194669355 >>194669378 >>194670384 >>194670886 >>194670968 >>194671007 >>194674831 >>194675836 >>194677965 >>194678666 >>194679389 >>194679929 >>194682843 why is this a world wonder? >> Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:44:38 No. 194669323 >>194669425 >>194669465 >>194669634 >>194670418 >>194671007 >>194672853 >>194674548 >>194674597 >>194674791 >>194676243 >>194676603 >>194677693 >>194677838 >>194679193 >>194679225 >>194679389 >>194679421 >>194680918 >>194682027 >>194682073 >>194683535 >>194683557 >>194683612 >>194683628 >>194683657 File: 1546373096994.png (58 KB, 1248x870) >>194669181 (OP). >why is this a world wonder? The color, gaps and bizarre arrangement accurately predicted the present-day british smile
File: IMG_4181.jpg (394 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:41:04 No.194669181 >>194669262 >>194669307 >>194669323 >>194669355 >>194669378 >>194670384 >>194670886 >>194670968 >>194671007 >>194674831 >>194675836 >>194677965 >>194678666 >>194679389 >>194679929 >>194682843 why is this a world wonder? >> Anonymous | 03/09/24(Sat)21:44:38 No. 194669323 >>194669425 >>194669465 >>194669634 >>194670418 >>194671007 >>194672853 >>194674548 >>194674597 >>194674791 >>194676243 >>194676603 >>194677693 >>194677838 >>194679193 >>194679225 >>194679389 >>194679421 >>194680918 >>194682027 >>194682073 >>194683535 >>194683557 >>194683612 >>194683628 >>194683657 File: 1546373096994.png (58 KB, 1248x870) >>194669181 (OP). >why is this a world wonder? The color, gaps and bizarre arrangement accurately predicted the present-day british smile

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For Prosperity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)02:56:07 No.144467067 Those still living... ...Shall envy THE DEAD. 171984738206923572.jpg 120 KB JPG >live in Hawaii >the Hawaiian population consist of mainly just quarter of Nanis and a fuckton of old Asian dudes/chicks REEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE THE F--- IS MY CUTE HAWAIIAN GF???
Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)02:56:07 No.144467067 Those still living... ...Shall envy THE DEAD. 171984738206923572.jpg 120 KB JPG >live in Hawaii >the Hawaiian population consist of mainly just quarter of Nanis and a fuckton of old Asian dudes/chicks REEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE THE F--- IS MY CUTE HAWAIIAN GF???

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Anon tries to feed elephants. | /r/Greentext

8h (07/27/24 19:58) 4848735 16 Re. 1 Img JPG 33KB (600x632) 1715039016469500.jpg 4 Replies >be me >at the zoo, just chilling >decide to feed the elephants because it's allowed >got some fruits and veggies, all good stuff >having a good time, elephants seem happy >kid nearby sees me feeding them >kid starts shouting "He's feeding the elephants gummi bears!" >w--.jpg >people around start looking at me like I'm some kind of monster >try to explain it's just fruits and veggies >nobody listens >everyone believes the kid >parents start telling me to leave the zoo >mfw I'm just trying to enjoy my day >mfw it gets super awkward >have to leave before things get worse >just wanted to feed some elephants, now I'm the villain
8h (07/27/24 19:58) 4848735 16 Re. 1 Img JPG 33KB (600x632) 1715039016469500.jpg 4 Replies >be me >at the zoo, just chilling >decide to feed the elephants because it's allowed >got some fruits and veggies, all good stuff >having a good time, elephants seem happy >kid nearby sees me feeding them >kid starts shouting "He's feeding the elephants gummi bears!" >w--.jpg >people around start looking at me like I'm some kind of monster >try to explain it's just fruits and veggies >nobody listens >everyone believes the kid >parents start telling me to leave the zoo >mfw I'm just trying to enjoy my day >mfw it gets super awkward >have to leave before things get worse >just wanted to feed some elephants, now I'm the villain

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Religious misjudgement | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/21/24(Sun)20:30:30 No.201551320 >They know hell is real KingPaimon.png 1.05 MB PNG >Decide to worship a demon king instead of gods/angels or whatever Why would the cultists in hereditary willingly condemn themselves to eternal torment in hell?
Anonymous 07/21/24(Sun)20:30:30 No.201551320 >They know hell is real KingPaimon.png 1.05 MB PNG >Decide to worship a demon king instead of gods/angels or whatever Why would the cultists in hereditary willingly condemn themselves to eternal torment in hell?

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They didn't have a crowbar | /r/Greentext

1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily
1.89 MB PNG >this took over earth in 7 hours, has the entirety of humanity under its heels, and has conquered numerous other worlds and galaxy's >gets beaten by a nerd with a crowbar and like a couple dozen bulgarian dudes with beanies and shotguns how??? the combine is set up to be this great technological unstoppable threat and it gets beaten so damn easily

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