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Anonymous Autistic Workmates 88 KB PNG within 1 week 07/29/21(Thu)12:20:02 No.64753069 Autistic s--- you did at work Thread >huge gamer >have a workmate called Amir >also huge gamer >also autist >obviously we befriend eachother >basicly best friends >we decide to prank our non gamer colleagues >Act and speak like NPCs from different Games when we meet >literally word by word random Oblivion chatter >literally asked him if he went to the sky district often >last week >working normally >Amir is like 3 desks near me >suddenly a huge bang is heard >probably just a plane >Amir: "By the gods, is that the voice?!" >Me: "Dragonborn" >we both break out laughing >had to explain to 3 HR ladies what we are doing >1 is laughing her t--- of, the other 2 get angry and tell us to grow up
Anonymous Autistic Workmates 88 KB PNG within 1 week 07/29/21(Thu)12:20:02 No.64753069 Autistic s--- you did at work Thread >huge gamer >have a workmate called Amir >also huge gamer >also autist >obviously we befriend eachother >basicly best friends >we decide to prank our non gamer colleagues >Act and speak like NPCs from different Games when we meet >literally word by word random Oblivion chatter >literally asked him if he went to the sky district often >last week >working normally >Amir is like 3 desks near me >suddenly a huge bang is heard >probably just a plane >Amir: "By the gods, is that the voice?!" >Me: "Dragonborn" >we both break out laughing >had to explain to 3 HR ladies what we are doing >1 is laughing her t--- of, the other 2 get angry and tell us to grow up

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Anon got a high score | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG >10/50 >be me 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- quotient Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism >>72433454 #
Anonymous 1.23 MB PNG >10/50 >be me 03/03/23(Fri)10:35:20 No.72432941 >reading thread about autism >see link to an autism quotient test >do it knowing well that I'm autistic >42/50 >say to myself "this can't be right, I'm not that autistic" >wife takes the test >colleague from work who clearly is autistic takes test >21/50 >I guess I really am that autistic link for anyone who asks https://psychology-tools.com/test/autism-spectrum- quotient Anonymous >>72432941 (OP) # >I got 29 03/03/23(Fri)10:37:53 No.72432957 >someone with 42 has a wife Yeah, I don't think my issue is autism >>72433454 #

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Edge Of The Empire | /r/Greentext

Looksmax.org Aesthetics nan I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA 1719805379832818.png 110 KB PNG MY MANIFESTO I CAN'T BREED by: Chuddy boy >be me >3/4 of the young men in family are retarded >one cousin is a full blown neet >punches holes in the wall, sleeps all day, spends all night playing vidya >no friends or gf >bunks at grandma's because aunt kicked him out >other cousin is nearly thirty and obsessed with sonic >moderates a sonic RP server >wears shirts with his OC on them in public >at least he's had a job >and me, in job and education, but to retarded to form relationships with women >only normal one is my little brother >keeps in shape, plays guitar, and got a gf at 15 >realize entire lineage hinges on a 15 year old kid
Looksmax.org Aesthetics nan I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA 1719805379832818.png 110 KB PNG MY MANIFESTO I CAN'T BREED by: Chuddy boy >be me >3/4 of the young men in family are retarded >one cousin is a full blown neet >punches holes in the wall, sleeps all day, spends all night playing vidya >no friends or gf >bunks at grandma's because aunt kicked him out >other cousin is nearly thirty and obsessed with sonic >moderates a sonic RP server >wears shirts with his OC on them in public >at least he's had a job >and me, in job and education, but to retarded to form relationships with women >only normal one is my little brother >keeps in shape, plays guitar, and got a gf at 15 >realize entire lineage hinges on a 15 year old kid

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Anonymous (ID: u+vR0QhW | 07/18/24(Thu)22:05:59 No.474777524 >>474778351 >>474778444 >>474778460 >>474778506 >>474778518 >>474778523 >>474778534 >>474778576 >>474778634 >>474778813 >>474778882 >>474778993 >>474779271 >>474779364 >>474779379 >>474779493 >>474779997 >>474780041 >>474780578 >>474780690 >>474780834 >>474781714 >>474782203 >>474782306 >>474782383 >>474782443 >>474782460 >>474782503 >>474782570 >>474782620 >>474782661 >>474782741 >>474783238 >>474783486 >>474783603 >>474783746 >>474783770 >>474784373 >>474784583 >>474784660 >>474784732 >>474784859 >>474784893 >>474784910 >>474785833 >>474785856 >>474787876 >>474788358 >>474789057 >>474789531 >>474789892 >>474789983 >>474790412 >>474790523 >>474790544 >>474790936 >>474791472 >>474791554 >>474791762 >>474791816 >>474792140 >>474792230 >>474792367 >>474792458 >>474793145 >>474793292 >>474793718 >>474793728 >>474793849 >>474793921 >>474794050 >>474794059 >>474794112 >>474794376 >>474794489 >>474794600 >>474794744 >>474794878 >>474795223 >>474795269 >>474795334 >>474795739 >>474796364 >>474796715 >>474796730 >>474796999 >be femanon >be the only sex that can make babies >literally manufacture the baby from scratch in my body >the man contributes nothing except some raw materials >it's a painful and stressful process that takes 9 goddamn months >can't get drunk, high, or take any psychoactive drugs without damaging the product >be Republicunt man >think that I deserve to decide whether the w---- factory is allowed to cancel production of the baby I mean I'm all for a lil sexism, but do you retarded conservatives not realize how uncivilized it is to force women to make their bodies factories? Anonymous (ID: 81h2wcnY | 07/18/24(Thu)22:08:06 No.474777859 Well, you can swallow my swimmers instead if you don't want to worry about that. Anonymous (ID: Lu4juNLf) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:15 No.474778518 File: 1713026829809728.jpg (80 KB, 540x638) to grid of Cute looks hard >>474777524 (OP) We're getting closer to robowaifus and artificial wombs. Soon you'll be completely worthless. Anonymous (ID: 7jAZQ7On) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:58 No.474778634 >>474777524 (OP) Shut up bitch. In real life you would just defer to me like every other woman I've ever met. Anonymous (ID: QbvyZkFz 07/18/24(Thu)22:14:36 No.474778882 >>474794978 >>474777524 (OP) >be femanon >have unprotected sex with 100s of men >create life >kill it, because you don't want to take responsibility >repeat I don't partially care about abortions, but don't act like you have some god given right to turn your vagina into a cemetery Anonymous (ID: ND4MiRD9 I 07/18/24(Thu)22:22:39 No.474780041 >>474777524 (OP). Artificial wombs. Al companions. Fuckable robo waifus. Replace women entirely. Let them go do, what ever the f--- it is they want to do. Only raise sons. Become interplanetary. Thank you for listening to my public service announcement. Anonymous (ID: aD88A6yl $ 07/18/24(Thu)22:39:15 No.474782503 >>474777524 (OP) Do you know how comically retarded it is for a lifeform that is so weak and dependent and pathetic as a woman to rule over a man? Any average man can kill the strongest woman effortlessly. You only have rights because men are defending those rights. You only have civilization because men have built you a civilization. If it was up to your fellow women to defend you, you'd be crushed as fast as Afghanistan fell.
Anonymous (ID: u+vR0QhW | 07/18/24(Thu)22:05:59 No.474777524 >>474778351 >>474778444 >>474778460 >>474778506 >>474778518 >>474778523 >>474778534 >>474778576 >>474778634 >>474778813 >>474778882 >>474778993 >>474779271 >>474779364 >>474779379 >>474779493 >>474779997 >>474780041 >>474780578 >>474780690 >>474780834 >>474781714 >>474782203 >>474782306 >>474782383 >>474782443 >>474782460 >>474782503 >>474782570 >>474782620 >>474782661 >>474782741 >>474783238 >>474783486 >>474783603 >>474783746 >>474783770 >>474784373 >>474784583 >>474784660 >>474784732 >>474784859 >>474784893 >>474784910 >>474785833 >>474785856 >>474787876 >>474788358 >>474789057 >>474789531 >>474789892 >>474789983 >>474790412 >>474790523 >>474790544 >>474790936 >>474791472 >>474791554 >>474791762 >>474791816 >>474792140 >>474792230 >>474792367 >>474792458 >>474793145 >>474793292 >>474793718 >>474793728 >>474793849 >>474793921 >>474794050 >>474794059 >>474794112 >>474794376 >>474794489 >>474794600 >>474794744 >>474794878 >>474795223 >>474795269 >>474795334 >>474795739 >>474796364 >>474796715 >>474796730 >>474796999 >be femanon >be the only sex that can make babies >literally manufacture the baby from scratch in my body >the man contributes nothing except some raw materials >it's a painful and stressful process that takes 9 goddamn months >can't get drunk, high, or take any psychoactive drugs without damaging the product >be Republicunt man >think that I deserve to decide whether the w---- factory is allowed to cancel production of the baby I mean I'm all for a lil sexism, but do you retarded conservatives not realize how uncivilized it is to force women to make their bodies factories? Anonymous (ID: 81h2wcnY | 07/18/24(Thu)22:08:06 No.474777859 Well, you can swallow my swimmers instead if you don't want to worry about that. Anonymous (ID: Lu4juNLf) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:15 No.474778518 File: 1713026829809728.jpg (80 KB, 540x638) to grid of Cute looks hard >>474777524 (OP) We're getting closer to robowaifus and artificial wombs. Soon you'll be completely worthless. Anonymous (ID: 7jAZQ7On) 07/18/24(Thu)22:12:58 No.474778634 >>474777524 (OP) Shut up bitch. In real life you would just defer to me like every other woman I've ever met. Anonymous (ID: QbvyZkFz 07/18/24(Thu)22:14:36 No.474778882 >>474794978 >>474777524 (OP) >be femanon >have unprotected sex with 100s of men >create life >kill it, because you don't want to take responsibility >repeat I don't partially care about abortions, but don't act like you have some god given right to turn your vagina into a cemetery Anonymous (ID: ND4MiRD9 I 07/18/24(Thu)22:22:39 No.474780041 >>474777524 (OP). Artificial wombs. Al companions. Fuckable robo waifus. Replace women entirely. Let them go do, what ever the f--- it is they want to do. Only raise sons. Become interplanetary. Thank you for listening to my public service announcement. Anonymous (ID: aD88A6yl $ 07/18/24(Thu)22:39:15 No.474782503 >>474777524 (OP) Do you know how comically retarded it is for a lifeform that is so weak and dependent and pathetic as a woman to rule over a man? Any average man can kill the strongest woman effortlessly. You only have rights because men are defending those rights. You only have civilization because men have built you a civilization. If it was up to your fellow women to defend you, you'd be crushed as fast as Afghanistan fell.

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Real talk, what would you do in this situation? | /r/Greentext

Anonymage 12/07/14 (Sun) 15:16:18 No.94775 >>94778 >>94786 >>94788 >>94797 >>94807 >>94819 >>94825 >>94837 >>94841 >>94842 >>94861 >>94862 >>94863 >>94894 File: 1417965378474.png (985.47 KB, 1024x768, P1000585.png) >birthday HAFTU >suddenly our waiter appears >he's carrying a cake >tell family I don't want to do anything special >they know I hate being the center of attention and flounder badly in social situations of any kind >force me to go out for dinner with them >go to restaurant >8 family members in total including me >everyone talks among themselves animatedly during the meal >nobody talks to me during the meal despite the occasion ostensibly being my birthday >sit quietly and eat my meal >feel uncomfortable that I am so obviously not fitting in >mother and step-dad fighting and being passive aggressive to each other >mother drinking too much >meal nearly finished up >happy that I'll be able to go home soon >whole restaurant's wait-staff is accompanying him singing "Happy Birthday" >rest of the restaurant all look around and some tables join in, looking at me and singing >he puts the cake down in front of me >it's a custom-made cake that my mother has requested be made for me >cake is adorned with a lone, glum, pale figure hunched over an inedible plastic computer meant to represent me >drunk mother laughing heartily >try my best to put on a smile so as not to appear rude >everyone takes pictures of the cake next to me >family forces me to cut the cake >they laugh at me for "cutting the cake weird"; "haha look at how he cuts the cake" >meal ends >go home Pic related, it's the cake. HAPPY Z T
Anonymage 12/07/14 (Sun) 15:16:18 No.94775 >>94778 >>94786 >>94788 >>94797 >>94807 >>94819 >>94825 >>94837 >>94841 >>94842 >>94861 >>94862 >>94863 >>94894 File: 1417965378474.png (985.47 KB, 1024x768, P1000585.png) >birthday HAFTU >suddenly our waiter appears >he's carrying a cake >tell family I don't want to do anything special >they know I hate being the center of attention and flounder badly in social situations of any kind >force me to go out for dinner with them >go to restaurant >8 family members in total including me >everyone talks among themselves animatedly during the meal >nobody talks to me during the meal despite the occasion ostensibly being my birthday >sit quietly and eat my meal >feel uncomfortable that I am so obviously not fitting in >mother and step-dad fighting and being passive aggressive to each other >mother drinking too much >meal nearly finished up >happy that I'll be able to go home soon >whole restaurant's wait-staff is accompanying him singing "Happy Birthday" >rest of the restaurant all look around and some tables join in, looking at me and singing >he puts the cake down in front of me >it's a custom-made cake that my mother has requested be made for me >cake is adorned with a lone, glum, pale figure hunched over an inedible plastic computer meant to represent me >drunk mother laughing heartily >try my best to put on a smile so as not to appear rude >everyone takes pictures of the cake next to me >family forces me to cut the cake >they laugh at me for "cutting the cake weird"; "haha look at how he cuts the cake" >meal ends >go home Pic related, it's the cake. HAPPY Z T

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Another day, another _____? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 356 KB JPG 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" >mfw, it's actually a chick >mfw, I got reversed traped
: Anonymous 356 KB JPG 02/09/21(Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" >mfw, it's actually a chick >mfw, I got reversed traped

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text your mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 340 KB PNG 07/20/24(Sat)23:12:12 No. 78224529 >mother frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored h-------- i feel like a f------ monster right now
Anonymous 340 KB PNG 07/20/24(Sat)23:12:12 No. 78224529 >mother frequently texts me asking me how im doing/how much she loves me >usually don't bother to reply because lazy f--- >she died recently >open text messages >the last message she ever sent was "Miss you baby" which i ignored h-------- i feel like a f------ monster right now

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The Chosen Hypocrite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)12:18:01 No.201215063 From my point of view the Jedi are evil >murders children >strangles wife 1696694969225967.gif 477 KB GIF >"Personally I think you guys are the bad guys actually, not me"
: Anonymous 07/12/24(Fri)12:18:01 No.201215063 From my point of view the Jedi are evil >murders children >strangles wife 1696694969225967.gif 477 KB GIF >"Personally I think you guys are the bad guys actually, not me"

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Spanish or Italian Blood | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NORF-FC 133 KB PNG >Be me >British tourist >Go to Argentina 07/20/24(Sat) 19:03:27 No. 199988678 >Convo with one guy >Asks where I'm from >Says the UK >He starts yelling at me >Spits on me w-- did I do to deserve this? Last time I checked, it was the Spannys who colonised Argentina initially. Then the Argentinians ruined it. S------- country anyway. 0/10.
Anonymous NORF-FC 133 KB PNG >Be me >British tourist >Go to Argentina 07/20/24(Sat) 19:03:27 No. 199988678 >Convo with one guy >Asks where I'm from >Says the UK >He starts yelling at me >Spits on me w-- did I do to deserve this? Last time I checked, it was the Spannys who colonised Argentina initially. Then the Argentinians ruined it. S------- country anyway. 0/10.

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Anon is skibidipilled and gyattmaxxing | /r/Greentext

Did Skibidi Toilet just BTFO modern children's cartoons? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:49:47 No.144567995 >>144568024 >>144568377 >>144570530 >>144571412 >>144571779 >>144571845 >>144572650 >>144572782 >>144572830 >>144572888 >>144572897 >>144573321 >>144575437 >>144575686 >>144578033 >>144578039 >>144581480 >>144582008 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ >Shorter episodes bring more viewer retention >Much cheaper and easier to animate >Has a silly and fun story that any age group can enjoy >Requires no serious thinking to understand, just watch it and you get everything that's going on >Doesn't require "theorizing" to figure out the worldbuilding >Almost no worldbuilding so children can actually enjoy it without just feeling confused >No "complex" character moments like "realistic depictions of panic attacks" or people crying all the time >Lighthearted, always something funny going on >Isn't trying to force politics that children don't need, such as gender identity or sexuality >Uses existing characters in interesting ways that reinvents them >Insanely more popular than any childrens cartoon currently existing Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Skibidi Toilet? By all means, watch the full series. I promise that you can't deny it. >inb4 someone says it's for babies (and your cartoons aren't?) >inb4 someone says it's lazy for using pre-existing assets (but outsourcing all your animation to Korean sweatshops is fine?) >inb4 someone calls me underage >inb4 someone says only someone with ADHD can watch it >inb4 someone says that messages about gender identity and sexuality matter for children >inb4 someone calls it annoying (like your cartoons with high pitched voices and constant crying aren't?) >inb4 "sage" because /co/ons are triggered by a different opinion Keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the series instead and discuss it with SPECIFIC EXAMPLES. I'm open to having my mind changed. But only with reliable and specific examples that explain why Skibidi Toilet is apparently worse than modern cartoons.
Did Skibidi Toilet just BTFO modern children's cartoons? Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:49:47 No.144567995 >>144568024 >>144568377 >>144570530 >>144571412 >>144571779 >>144571845 >>144572650 >>144572782 >>144572830 >>144572888 >>144572897 >>144573321 >>144575437 >>144575686 >>144578033 >>144578039 >>144581480 >>144582008 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ >Shorter episodes bring more viewer retention >Much cheaper and easier to animate >Has a silly and fun story that any age group can enjoy >Requires no serious thinking to understand, just watch it and you get everything that's going on >Doesn't require "theorizing" to figure out the worldbuilding >Almost no worldbuilding so children can actually enjoy it without just feeling confused >No "complex" character moments like "realistic depictions of panic attacks" or people crying all the time >Lighthearted, always something funny going on >Isn't trying to force politics that children don't need, such as gender identity or sexuality >Uses existing characters in interesting ways that reinvents them >Insanely more popular than any childrens cartoon currently existing Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about Skibidi Toilet? By all means, watch the full series. I promise that you can't deny it. >inb4 someone says it's for babies (and your cartoons aren't?) >inb4 someone says it's lazy for using pre-existing assets (but outsourcing all your animation to Korean sweatshops is fine?) >inb4 someone calls me underage >inb4 someone says only someone with ADHD can watch it >inb4 someone says that messages about gender identity and sexuality matter for children >inb4 someone calls it annoying (like your cartoons with high pitched voices and constant crying aren't?) >inb4 "sage" because /co/ons are triggered by a different opinion Keep the discussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the series instead and discuss it with SPECIFIC EXAMPLES. I'm open to having my mind changed. But only with reliable and specific examples that explain why Skibidi Toilet is apparently worse than modern cartoons.

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Anon plays Dwarf Fortress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:08 No.5080260 File: 1336266505.jpg-(22 KB, 549x471, 1332115464200..jpg) >have the urge to play DF again after several months >load up this 200+ fort I had(probably the largest ever >suddenly I cant remember what THE F--- I was doing last >see some walls built in places that dont make any f------ sense >have a gazzillion gorillas in a 5x5 pasture >my mayor is chained up outside for no reason >I have someones pet pig chained up on the edge of the map >over 30 trogolodytes in my zoo >I had sent my 4 military squads underground to kill a kea >a f------ kea >underground >to top it off my legendary carpenter his knees shattered in the hospital >there are no reports thats show what the f--- happened I have absolutely no clue whats going on Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:10 No.5080353 File: 1336266606.png-(556 KB, 600x600, 1257598221597.png) SLAVES TO CHAPT DWARE FORTRESS >>5080260 Sounds like your fortress is running smoothly, I'm not sure what the problem is.
Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:08 No.5080260 File: 1336266505.jpg-(22 KB, 549x471, 1332115464200..jpg) >have the urge to play DF again after several months >load up this 200+ fort I had(probably the largest ever >suddenly I cant remember what THE F--- I was doing last >see some walls built in places that dont make any f------ sense >have a gazzillion gorillas in a 5x5 pasture >my mayor is chained up outside for no reason >I have someones pet pig chained up on the edge of the map >over 30 trogolodytes in my zoo >I had sent my 4 military squads underground to kill a kea >a f------ kea >underground >to top it off my legendary carpenter his knees shattered in the hospital >there are no reports thats show what the f--- happened I have absolutely no clue whats going on Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)21:10 No.5080353 File: 1336266606.png-(556 KB, 600x600, 1257598221597.png) SLAVES TO CHAPT DWARE FORTRESS >>5080260 Sounds like your fortress is running smoothly, I'm not sure what the problem is.

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Puff your problems away | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous smoker logic 351 KB JPG 07/20/24(Sat) 15:04:32 No.78216657 >person finds button >there is a sign above the button that says "Pushing this will harm your health drastically" >it's one of the most commonly known facts in the medical world that pushing the Lifespan Erasure Button will harm your health >this person likely knows several people who have died early because they pushed the button >"ohhhh it's just so hard to not push the button" >pushes the button
: Anonymous smoker logic 351 KB JPG 07/20/24(Sat) 15:04:32 No.78216657 >person finds button >there is a sign above the button that says "Pushing this will harm your health drastically" >it's one of the most commonly known facts in the medical world that pushing the Lifespan Erasure Button will harm your health >this person likely knows several people who have died early because they pushed the button >"ohhhh it's just so hard to not push the button" >pushes the button

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Stop listening to “pros” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)19:31:57 No.683163365 VEGETABLES ATM juno.jpg 30 KB JPG >release fun new character beloved by all >five hours later devs start discussing nerfs because a couple esports losers were crying on twitter about her i genuinely hate this company
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)19:31:57 No.683163365 VEGETABLES ATM juno.jpg 30 KB JPG >release fun new character beloved by all >five hours later devs start discussing nerfs because a couple esports losers were crying on twitter about her i genuinely hate this company

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Australians do not matter. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)16:14:07 No.199906632 >play in a server with americans >use mic >yo british dude i can't understand you man 34 KB PNG Anonymous fate Ta 07/18/24(Thu)16:15:33 No.199906669 images.jpg 6 KB JPG >oi c--- im fakkin ozzstralian (like it matters)
Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)16:14:07 No.199906632 >play in a server with americans >use mic >yo british dude i can't understand you man 34 KB PNG Anonymous fate Ta 07/18/24(Thu)16:15:33 No.199906669 images.jpg 6 KB JPG >oi c--- im fakkin ozzstralian (like it matters)

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Making it one step at a time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 KB JPG 07/17/24(Wed)10:15:53 No.78180732 > be me > 24 years old > kissless virgin > take salsa dance lessons > one day I need to fill in due to lack of leaders > I dance for three hours > at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume > I am now but one sniff away from sensing a woman's presence That's gotta count for something right?
Anonymous 37 KB JPG 07/17/24(Wed)10:15:53 No.78180732 > be me > 24 years old > kissless virgin > take salsa dance lessons > one day I need to fill in due to lack of leaders > I dance for three hours > at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume > I am now but one sniff away from sensing a woman's presence That's gotta count for something right?

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Desperate Measures | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)18:09:15 No.144462446 >>144461124 # >>144461169 # 466 KB PNG >>144461225 # >American moment >In 1999, at the age of 18 Lü was discovered by stylist Li Dongtian. However owing to Lü's unconventional appearance with small eyes, a flat face and freckles she did not meet traditional Chinese beauty standards and found getting work difficult. >While in Beijing she was seen by model scouts from France who asked her to go to Paris to model. Lü who spoke no French or English eventually agreed to go to Paris and started work. In the same year she came second in the 2000 Supermodel of the World competition. You're never low value you're just in the wrong environment. China found her ugly and she went on to win world stage supermodelling events.
: Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)18:09:15 No.144462446 >>144461124 # >>144461169 # 466 KB PNG >>144461225 # >American moment >In 1999, at the age of 18 Lü was discovered by stylist Li Dongtian. However owing to Lü's unconventional appearance with small eyes, a flat face and freckles she did not meet traditional Chinese beauty standards and found getting work difficult. >While in Beijing she was seen by model scouts from France who asked her to go to Paris to model. Lü who spoke no French or English eventually agreed to go to Paris and started work. In the same year she came second in the 2000 Supermodel of the World competition. You're never low value you're just in the wrong environment. China found her ugly and she went on to win world stage supermodelling events.

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Typical anon | /r/Greentext

File: 1387366343693.png-(124 KB, 339x323, this kills the..png) Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)02:32:23 UTC-9 No.522018626 [Reply] I am about a typical 26 year old /b/ro. I'm also highly socially awkward like most miscers. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing only her bra and panties. I got so f------ hard. She sits next to me, my boner showing no signs of stopping. I can't help it and keep staring at her boobs, they're so f------ huge. So I talk to her about her day and, just casual. When out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand. I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. I've been drinking a bit, so I try and make a move, knowing I can blame it on the vodka I've been drinking. Funnily enough she let's me. I begin groping her boobs and I swear - I'm about to c-- in my pants. She pulls away and says she can't. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands. She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way. "I need about tree fiddy." Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!
File: 1387366343693.png-(124 KB, 339x323, this kills the..png) Anonymous 12/18/13(Wed)02:32:23 UTC-9 No.522018626 [Reply] I am about a typical 26 year old /b/ro. I'm also highly socially awkward like most miscers. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing only her bra and panties. I got so f------ hard. She sits next to me, my boner showing no signs of stopping. I can't help it and keep staring at her boobs, they're so f------ huge. So I talk to her about her day and, just casual. When out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand. I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. I've been drinking a bit, so I try and make a move, knowing I can blame it on the vodka I've been drinking. Funnily enough she let's me. I begin groping her boobs and I swear - I'm about to c-- in my pants. She pulls away and says she can't. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands. She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way. "I need about tree fiddy." Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!

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Anon the mastermind | /r/Greentext

n File: 1721340920925315.jpg (51 KB, 704x396) >he says I owe him at $160 Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:18:26 No.78207491 [Reply] >>78207591 >>78207734 >my brother and sister-in-law go out of town for five days >up to me to babysit my niece >I tell my friend that I will pay him $200 if he watches her all five days >he agrees >after the fourth day, I fire him from the job and watch her on day 5 >he asks me when I'll pay him >I say never, because he didn't work all five days >that was my plan all along, get out of work and keep the money >I reply "No, because I never said I would pay you $40 per day, but that I would pay you $200 if you watched her all five days. Note the wording." >he threatens to sue me in civil court >I say okay Would I lose the case?
n File: 1721340920925315.jpg (51 KB, 704x396) >he says I owe him at $160 Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)13:18:26 No.78207491 [Reply] >>78207591 >>78207734 >my brother and sister-in-law go out of town for five days >up to me to babysit my niece >I tell my friend that I will pay him $200 if he watches her all five days >he agrees >after the fourth day, I fire him from the job and watch her on day 5 >he asks me when I'll pay him >I say never, because he didn't work all five days >that was my plan all along, get out of work and keep the money >I reply "No, because I never said I would pay you $40 per day, but that I would pay you $200 if you watched her all five days. Note the wording." >he threatens to sue me in civil court >I say okay Would I lose the case?

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Paul Bunny-nyan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 54 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)12:46:55 No.881902 >be me >work at a paul bunyan musuem >one day a group of college age kids walk in >one's a femboy and has f------ bunny ears on and a weird paul bunyan cosplay on >his friends kept calling him paul bunny-nyan >all laughed as he took pics with the statues and other artifacts >girl kept making jokes about wanting to peg him dressed as babe the big blue ox >week later just her dressed as babe and him dressed as "bunny-nyan" return >Had to clean c-- off the bathroom stalls Why are people like this? I just wanted to work at someplace cool but this isn't even the first time people have gone here specifically to have sex. It's suprisingly common and some of my co-workers encourage it for some reason, making jokes to visitors about paul's "wood". It's a disgrace to american cultural history to let this be sexualized. Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)13:10:40 No.881904289 Bathroom stalls should be designed to specifically have enough space for only one person and no more including a roof for the stalls with a low ceiling so dumb f------ kids don't f--- in the stalls
Anonymous 54 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)12:46:55 No.881902 >be me >work at a paul bunyan musuem >one day a group of college age kids walk in >one's a femboy and has f------ bunny ears on and a weird paul bunyan cosplay on >his friends kept calling him paul bunny-nyan >all laughed as he took pics with the statues and other artifacts >girl kept making jokes about wanting to peg him dressed as babe the big blue ox >week later just her dressed as babe and him dressed as "bunny-nyan" return >Had to clean c-- off the bathroom stalls Why are people like this? I just wanted to work at someplace cool but this isn't even the first time people have gone here specifically to have sex. It's suprisingly common and some of my co-workers encourage it for some reason, making jokes to visitors about paul's "wood". It's a disgrace to american cultural history to let this be sexualized. Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)13:10:40 No.881904289 Bathroom stalls should be designed to specifically have enough space for only one person and no more including a roof for the stalls with a low ceiling so dumb f------ kids don't f--- in the stalls

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Anon relives the glory days | /r/Greentext

>be me >on discord with the people that ghosted me >having the best time of my life >wakes up >mfw
>be me >on discord with the people that ghosted me >having the best time of my life >wakes up >mfw

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