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: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:24:14 No.65634609 >Вe me >Woke up >Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp not working >Thinking about the social detox it will bring upon all of us if today would be 62 KB JPG the last day of Facebook >Just a thought of not having Instagram culture around lights up my mood by 10x >Even if there's a slim chance of this happening, I will be ever grateful to god >IG models and influencers- gone >Absurd groups to plan riots and spread misinformation on FB- gone >Mfw this could bring a positive change for our society as a whole >Not sure about WhatsApp, as that's kinda useful : Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:30:25 No.65634671 There will be a new facebook within weeks you dum dum, people crave social validation 57 KB PNG
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:24:14 No.65634609 >Вe me >Woke up >Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp not working >Thinking about the social detox it will bring upon all of us if today would be 62 KB JPG the last day of Facebook >Just a thought of not having Instagram culture around lights up my mood by 10x >Even if there's a slim chance of this happening, I will be ever grateful to god >IG models and influencers- gone >Absurd groups to plan riots and spread misinformation on FB- gone >Mfw this could bring a positive change for our society as a whole >Not sure about WhatsApp, as that's kinda useful : Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:30:25 No.65634671 There will be a new facebook within weeks you dum dum, people crave social validation 57 KB PNG

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Anon finds a reason to live | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 CO, hqdefault.jpg 者 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)19:26:15 No.864396347 CO, hqdefault.jpg 者 23 KB JPG >be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me. >Continue to live

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Cantaloupe island | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)12:03:42 No.65633274 >have 6.75/10 chubby butterface gf >tiny fat boobs you can cup in your hands, but 10/10 nips+areolas, like genetically perfect form >foreplaying and i decide to play with them 268 KB JPG >rub both of them in 7 million ways, no noticeable change in her behavior >stop kissing her and go for a kiss on a nip once >she gestures for me to go suck it >nonstop about 5 minutes of slurping it >no change in her behavior, it feels like i'm pestering a simple mass of tissue >eventually stop >still no change in her attitude >ask her if i did well >she puts a giant grin on her face and goes "you did perfect" what the f--- just happened?
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)12:03:42 No.65633274 >have 6.75/10 chubby butterface gf >tiny fat boobs you can cup in your hands, but 10/10 nips+areolas, like genetically perfect form >foreplaying and i decide to play with them 268 KB JPG >rub both of them in 7 million ways, no noticeable change in her behavior >stop kissing her and go for a kiss on a nip once >she gestures for me to go suck it >nonstop about 5 minutes of slurping it >no change in her behavior, it feels like i'm pestering a simple mass of tissue >eventually stop >still no change in her attitude >ask her if i did well >she puts a giant grin on her face and goes "you did perfect" what the f--- just happened?

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Crouching tuna, hidden salami | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:25:40 No.65632918 >Just f----- an old, fat, asian woman >Had her in a full Nelson position while I violently rammed her old floppy p---- >Felt her old c--- contracting 106 KB JPG around my fat weener as she screamed "Ayeee ayeee ayee" >Hadn't c-- in weeks, so I came like a f------ camel and it felt like all my internal organs were intensely being squeezed out of my peehole >Most likely the most intense orgasm I've ever had >Lay on the floor in a mass of sweat >Immediately get post nut clarity and feel utter shame and disgust >She makes the comment that we should go again later and that I f----- up her hip What have I become?
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:25:40 No.65632918 >Just f----- an old, fat, asian woman >Had her in a full Nelson position while I violently rammed her old floppy p---- >Felt her old c--- contracting 106 KB JPG around my fat weener as she screamed "Ayeee ayeee ayee" >Hadn't c-- in weeks, so I came like a f------ camel and it felt like all my internal organs were intensely being squeezed out of my peehole >Most likely the most intense orgasm I've ever had >Lay on the floor in a mass of sweat >Immediately get post nut clarity and feel utter shame and disgust >She makes the comment that we should go again later and that I f----- up her hip What have I become?

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It's just that easy | /r/Greentext

File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.jpg (39 KB, 640x818) O fatties btfo Anonymous > Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.
File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.jpg (39 KB, 640x818) O fatties btfo Anonymous > Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.

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Anon Becomes an asshole | /r/Greentext


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Anon found his post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:30:29 No.864369064 2 Power, poison, pain and joy : Anonymous 10/03/21(Sun)17:22:48 No.864318268 >doing class on zoom >professor's talking about how race isn't real, doesn't have any scientific basis, etc etc >someone in the meeting interrupts and brings up dna and bone structure and s--- 41 KB JPG >professor kicks the guy without saying anything and continues the lesson pic related 12.7k 892 S Share Screenshot_20211004-112340_Reddit.jpg 209 KB JPG >make greentext >redditor screenshots it and posts it on his pleb sub >find the post this morning >redditards actually spent money to give awards to people who are saying pic related is eugenics What the f--- is reddit?
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:30:29 No.864369064 2 Power, poison, pain and joy : Anonymous 10/03/21(Sun)17:22:48 No.864318268 >doing class on zoom >professor's talking about how race isn't real, doesn't have any scientific basis, etc etc >someone in the meeting interrupts and brings up dna and bone structure and s--- 41 KB JPG >professor kicks the guy without saying anything and continues the lesson pic related 12.7k 892 S Share Screenshot_20211004-112340_Reddit.jpg 209 KB JPG >make greentext >redditor screenshots it and posts it on his pleb sub >find the post this morning >redditards actually spent money to give awards to people who are saying pic related is eugenics What the f--- is reddit?

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Anon is a proud american | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)13:27:21 No.864374787 >be me >proud, free american >wake up at 5 am to start that grind >drink 10 cups of coffee, record low >get ready for work, board bus >sit next to smelly hobo, hes crying cuz he couldnt pay his medical bills or 468 KB JPG buy insulin for diabetes >wasntfreedomenough.jpg >get to work after riding for 40 mins >manager yells at me for being 1 min late, shoulda brushed faster >start working at 6 am, me and coworkers chairs are collapsing under our healthy frame >get out of work at 8 pm, light day, but i made 10 dollars >board bus >hear gunshots in distance, shed tear over the freedom >stop by mcdonalds, kinda nostalgic cuz i worked there for 5 years in highschool, saved up 100 freedom bucks >buy 5 big macs, 6 large fries, 20 pc chicken nuggies with hunny mussy >have 1 dollar left over >f----- hell i dont have enough for bus >walk 10 mind home >feel like im about to die when i reach the building >ohgodnotthestairs.png >put foot on first step >have heart attack and stroke at the same time >ambulance comes >get treated for stroke and heart attack >total bill: 3.2 million freedom bucks >plus 500k as tip >die on the streets from double heart attack You europoors will never understand, america is SO00 MUCH BETTER.
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)13:27:21 No.864374787 >be me >proud, free american >wake up at 5 am to start that grind >drink 10 cups of coffee, record low >get ready for work, board bus >sit next to smelly hobo, hes crying cuz he couldnt pay his medical bills or 468 KB JPG buy insulin for diabetes >wasntfreedomenough.jpg >get to work after riding for 40 mins >manager yells at me for being 1 min late, shoulda brushed faster >start working at 6 am, me and coworkers chairs are collapsing under our healthy frame >get out of work at 8 pm, light day, but i made 10 dollars >board bus >hear gunshots in distance, shed tear over the freedom >stop by mcdonalds, kinda nostalgic cuz i worked there for 5 years in highschool, saved up 100 freedom bucks >buy 5 big macs, 6 large fries, 20 pc chicken nuggies with hunny mussy >have 1 dollar left over >f----- hell i dont have enough for bus >walk 10 mind home >feel like im about to die when i reach the building >ohgodnotthestairs.png >put foot on first step >have heart attack and stroke at the same time >ambulance comes >get treated for stroke and heart attack >total bill: 3.2 million freedom bucks >plus 500k as tip >die on the streets from double heart attack You europoors will never understand, america is SO00 MUCH BETTER.

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Anon has no clue | /r/Greentext

>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
>the one girl who was always really nice to me in HS is now studying in uni to professionally take care of autists Hmmm 6 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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That's the catch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:57:15 No.65633207 >start dating girl >we're both 23 >she looks so normal totally not what you would call a "slut" >her body count is 22 I legit can't cope and uts killing 16 KB JPG me
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)11:57:15 No.65633207 >start dating girl >we're both 23 >she looks so normal totally not what you would call a "slut" >her body count is 22 I legit can't cope and uts killing 16 KB JPG me

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anon is in meaningless debt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)09:20:09 No.864365955 is college even worth it? >be me >test today >50% of my grade >crammed all last night >didnt sleep 14 KB JPG >go to make coffee so i dont pass out during the test >out of creamer from every other all nighter i had to pull so i didnt fail >dont want to drink black coffee >use hot chocolate mix instead >tastes like s--- >i deal with it >go to class >test isnt even on what the prof covered >mfw the textbook i was forced to buy also doesnt help this was a mistake guys im not smart enough for this
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)09:20:09 No.864365955 is college even worth it? >be me >test today >50% of my grade >crammed all last night >didnt sleep 14 KB JPG >go to make coffee so i dont pass out during the test >out of creamer from every other all nighter i had to pull so i didnt fail >dont want to drink black coffee >use hot chocolate mix instead >tastes like s--- >i deal with it >go to class >test isnt even on what the prof covered >mfw the textbook i was forced to buy also doesnt help this was a mistake guys im not smart enough for this

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Anon is a fucking retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)08:36:20 No.864349779 >booked my covid vaccine for this friday >never wanted it to be this way >only way to keep my job >vaxxtards applauding me for joining their cult 555 KB PNG I've lost all hope /b/ how long will I have left to live?
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)08:36:20 No.864349779 >booked my covid vaccine for this friday >never wanted it to be this way >only way to keep my job >vaxxtards applauding me for joining their cult 555 KB PNG I've lost all hope /b/ how long will I have left to live?

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Anon is sneaky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)06:26:41 No.65627589 >if you are racist, sexist or trans/lgbtphobic don't follow me, you will be blocked >mfw I'm all of those things but I don't make it clear so they don't block me 21 KB JPG
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)06:26:41 No.65627589 >if you are racist, sexist or trans/lgbtphobic don't follow me, you will be blocked >mfw I'm all of those things but I don't make it clear so they don't block me 21 KB JPG

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Anon asked her for a dic pic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)14:44:35 No.65630312 >Can't talk to girls >"Just talk to them like guys" >mfw they get angry huh? 390 KB PNG
: Anonymous 10/04/21(Mon)14:44:35 No.65630312 >Can't talk to girls >"Just talk to them like guys" >mfw they get angry huh? 390 KB PNG

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Sakurai prepares his Final Smash | /r/Greentext


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