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: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed) 20:03:15 No.886003277 SKGORD Bang Saiyan Gotenk F ekspans Goten Trunks einge Goten jedn >be me >haven't slept for 5 days now >looking everywhere >no luck Saiyan Krillin Gotenks old ann Super Saiyan 3 Gotenks >WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE? I need to know anons, it's driving me crazy. akazi 3b9051c804a3e224ad57fd86dd3d95c2--dragonball-z.jpg 236 KB JPG ng atin
: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed) 20:03:15 No.886003277 SKGORD Bang Saiyan Gotenk F ekspans Goten Trunks einge Goten jedn >be me >haven't slept for 5 days now >looking everywhere >no luck Saiyan Krillin Gotenks old ann Super Saiyan 3 Gotenks >WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE? I need to know anons, it's driving me crazy. akazi 3b9051c804a3e224ad57fd86dd3d95c2--dragonball-z.jpg 236 KB JPG ng atin

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Anon likes to dress up and get topped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)20:45:18 No.70302323 >Be me beta f-- >Home alone 172 KB PNG It's time.jpeg >Run to the kitchen a grab a massive cucumber. >Run back to room with necessary equipment >Only been drinking coffee and eating popcorn in preparation. >Put on lingerie I bought online. >Lube up asswhole and place a condom on cucumber. >Lay down on bed in dark room >Start inserting cucumber up ass >Feels great >J------- and fantasize about being a girl. >Even have a guy moaning asmr playing on headphones. >J------- and finish Feels great.png >Run behind house and throw cucumber into the woods. >Let the rabbit have it Parent ask later if Ive seen the cucumber. Play dumb and say no. : Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)20:47:39 No.70302355 Sounds pretty gay if you ask me
: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)20:45:18 No.70302323 >Be me beta f-- >Home alone 172 KB PNG It's time.jpeg >Run to the kitchen a grab a massive cucumber. >Run back to room with necessary equipment >Only been drinking coffee and eating popcorn in preparation. >Put on lingerie I bought online. >Lube up asswhole and place a condom on cucumber. >Lay down on bed in dark room >Start inserting cucumber up ass >Feels great >J------- and fantasize about being a girl. >Even have a guy moaning asmr playing on headphones. >J------- and finish Feels great.png >Run behind house and throw cucumber into the woods. >Let the rabbit have it Parent ask later if Ive seen the cucumber. Play dumb and say no. : Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)20:47:39 No.70302355 Sounds pretty gay if you ask me

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: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 08/26/18(Sun)14:09:07 No.47755120 ITT: Times you were an autist I'll start >be high school me >15 >socially awkward >in some BS careers class my high school made us take >literally had to make a collage about how other people see us. >been doing this for almost an hour, pretty zoned out >qt 3.14 walks up, sits next to me >knew her from elementary school, didn't talk to her much >starts a conversation with me >palmssweaty.jpg >she asks for help with her project >wants someone who doesn't know her that well to give a first impression >kneesweak.wav >without thinking, say "you're pretty average I guess" >realize what i just said >she says "wow, okay," and walks away >sit quietly in a pool of my own spaghetti >mfw
: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 08/26/18(Sun)14:09:07 No.47755120 ITT: Times you were an autist I'll start >be high school me >15 >socially awkward >in some BS careers class my high school made us take >literally had to make a collage about how other people see us. >been doing this for almost an hour, pretty zoned out >qt 3.14 walks up, sits next to me >knew her from elementary school, didn't talk to her much >starts a conversation with me >palmssweaty.jpg >she asks for help with her project >wants someone who doesn't know her that well to give a first impression >kneesweak.wav >without thinking, say "you're pretty average I guess" >realize what i just said >she says "wow, okay," and walks away >sit quietly in a pool of my own spaghetti >mfw

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anon sees a gigachad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous * 290 KB PNG 08/16/22(Tue)19:10:32 No.67991793 >be me >somewhat shy >walking to the squat rack >from the corner of my eye, see the most beautiful man I've ever seen walking in the same direction >can literally see his 10-pack through his shirt >actcool.gif >keep on walking >so does he >reach squat rack >he's looking right at me >somehow, my shyness just disappears and some primal instinct kicks in, so I make eye contact and keep looking into the darkest, soul-melting eyes I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on >adrenaline kicks in, and without thinking, I move closer to him >he moves closer as well >in the heat of the moment, without even saying anything, I slowly go in for a kiss >my heart skips as many beats as humanly possible as I realise he does the same >suddenly, *bump* >mfw my head almost shattered the mirror trying to kiss my reflection Appreciate yourself anons. You're already beautiful exactly the way you are.
: Anonymous * 290 KB PNG 08/16/22(Tue)19:10:32 No.67991793 >be me >somewhat shy >walking to the squat rack >from the corner of my eye, see the most beautiful man I've ever seen walking in the same direction >can literally see his 10-pack through his shirt >actcool.gif >keep on walking >so does he >reach squat rack >he's looking right at me >somehow, my shyness just disappears and some primal instinct kicks in, so I make eye contact and keep looking into the darkest, soul-melting eyes I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on >adrenaline kicks in, and without thinking, I move closer to him >he moves closer as well >in the heat of the moment, without even saying anything, I slowly go in for a kiss >my heart skips as many beats as humanly possible as I realise he does the same >suddenly, *bump* >mfw my head almost shattered the mirror trying to kiss my reflection Appreciate yourself anons. You're already beautiful exactly the way you are.

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Diggy diggy hole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: L20AVVOQ) = 12 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed) 22:58:09 No.396384049 >visit grandfather at family farm in rural kentucky a few times every year >there's a locked door in the back of the house that we are never allowed to open >nobody ever opens it or says what it is >years go by with this curiosity of the unknown >go off to college >come back to grandfathers farm for first time in 3 years one winter break >grandfather and I stay up late drinking together for first time ever >he leans over from his chair and while smiling in a way that I've never seen before, he whispers "wanna see what that door leads to?" >instant excitement >goes and takes a key from under lamp that hasn't moved in 20 years that I know of, and unlocks door >excitement immediately changes to fear >it's a closet that's empty with a hole dug through the floor and a wooden ladder that leads down. >he sees that I'm freaking out and says I have to go down and pull the chain light to see what's down there. >it's pitch black but say f--- it and climb down >it's at least 15 feet down till feet hit the floor >pull chain and lights come on >it's a f------ concrete bunker >gun walls, food storage, well water pipe, dampered air vents, bunk beds, propane generator, first aid rack, you name it he's got it. >he hobbles down and tells me one day he was watching the news During the Cold War and just went to the closet and started digging. >dug for 3 years while pouring concrete himself >found out later that grandma nearly divorced him during the 3 years because he would come home every night and just dig in silence >mfw I just imagine my grandfather telling his wife to shut the hell up while tunneling under their house for 3 straight years.
: Anonymous (ID: L20AVVOQ) = 12 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed) 22:58:09 No.396384049 >visit grandfather at family farm in rural kentucky a few times every year >there's a locked door in the back of the house that we are never allowed to open >nobody ever opens it or says what it is >years go by with this curiosity of the unknown >go off to college >come back to grandfathers farm for first time in 3 years one winter break >grandfather and I stay up late drinking together for first time ever >he leans over from his chair and while smiling in a way that I've never seen before, he whispers "wanna see what that door leads to?" >instant excitement >goes and takes a key from under lamp that hasn't moved in 20 years that I know of, and unlocks door >excitement immediately changes to fear >it's a closet that's empty with a hole dug through the floor and a wooden ladder that leads down. >he sees that I'm freaking out and says I have to go down and pull the chain light to see what's down there. >it's pitch black but say f--- it and climb down >it's at least 15 feet down till feet hit the floor >pull chain and lights come on >it's a f------ concrete bunker >gun walls, food storage, well water pipe, dampered air vents, bunk beds, propane generator, first aid rack, you name it he's got it. >he hobbles down and tells me one day he was watching the news During the Cold War and just went to the closet and started digging. >dug for 3 years while pouring concrete himself >found out later that grandma nearly divorced him during the 3 years because he would come home every night and just dig in silence >mfw I just imagine my grandfather telling his wife to shut the hell up while tunneling under their house for 3 straight years.

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>MFW Plebbit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed) 23:50:31 No.10401120 >gf force me to make plebbit account to follow her profile >lurk a little bit >see post about the canadian t----- school teacher >"I just don't feel like this person with giant prostetic t--- should be around teenagers" >get banned from the board i was posting in >get banned fom yet another board i never commented >get banned again and again from different boards i never posted in Do plebbitors really?
: Anonymous 24 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed) 23:50:31 No.10401120 >gf force me to make plebbit account to follow her profile >lurk a little bit >see post about the canadian t----- school teacher >"I just don't feel like this person with giant prostetic t--- should be around teenagers" >get banned from the board i was posting in >get banned fom yet another board i never commented >get banned again and again from different boards i never posted in Do plebbitors really?

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Anon's grandpa talks about life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed) 20:38:16 No.68408093 pre potrebe But I want your home cooking, Taka-kun. VideoCapture_20210501-005840.jpg 51 KB JPG >ask my 85 year old grandpa if he's okay with dying because he's old and will probably die soon >he chuckles and says no >I ask him why not >"Nobody wants to die. If you're 85, you want to live to 86. If you're 86, 87 sounds good. I'm jealous of young kids like you sometimes. It's like when you're a little kid at the fair. The ride ends, and you feel envy towards the people getting on afterwards. It was so much fun, but now your turn's over and you wish you were part of the crowd who comes after you and have the full ride to enjoy." What did my grandpa mean by this?
: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed) 20:38:16 No.68408093 pre potrebe But I want your home cooking, Taka-kun. VideoCapture_20210501-005840.jpg 51 KB JPG >ask my 85 year old grandpa if he's okay with dying because he's old and will probably die soon >he chuckles and says no >I ask him why not >"Nobody wants to die. If you're 85, you want to live to 86. If you're 86, 87 sounds good. I'm jealous of young kids like you sometimes. It's like when you're a little kid at the fair. The ride ends, and you feel envy towards the people getting on afterwards. It was so much fun, but now your turn's over and you wish you were part of the crowd who comes after you and have the full ride to enjoy." What did my grandpa mean by this?

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Anon meets a cute black girl but must decide | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)17:05:53 No.23397676 ► >>23397705 File: 1592422576474.gif (898 KB, 487x560) >>23355047 story time >be me >19, thin, white, 185 >not ugly, not good-looking >at soccer party in village nearby >it's fun, nice music and I get to see old classmates again I never actually had close friends, they were the closest thing to a friend in my life. >a small, cute black girl is talking a lot with me >she's really patient with me >it's about 2am and I need to go home, because I will visit my grandpa tomorrow >she keeps telling me how I can't already go >she insists I should sleep at her place >couple minutes later >cool song plays and I enjoy it >decide to go home on the high note >she grabs me on my shirt but I'm obviously stronger >visit grandpa next morning >he's getting old (he's 95) >he dies next week I still cherish the last memory I spent with my grandfather, as he got worse after I visited him. He lived a good and long life and I'm glad for it. This was maybe my only chance at g-----------, I'm still a kv. Did I do the right thing?
□ Anonymous 08/17/22(Wed)17:05:53 No.23397676 ► >>23397705 File: 1592422576474.gif (898 KB, 487x560) >>23355047 story time >be me >19, thin, white, 185 >not ugly, not good-looking >at soccer party in village nearby >it's fun, nice music and I get to see old classmates again I never actually had close friends, they were the closest thing to a friend in my life. >a small, cute black girl is talking a lot with me >she's really patient with me >it's about 2am and I need to go home, because I will visit my grandpa tomorrow >she keeps telling me how I can't already go >she insists I should sleep at her place >couple minutes later >cool song plays and I enjoy it >decide to go home on the high note >she grabs me on my shirt but I'm obviously stronger >visit grandpa next morning >he's getting old (he's 95) >he dies next week I still cherish the last memory I spent with my grandfather, as he got worse after I visited him. He lived a good and long life and I'm glad for it. This was maybe my only chance at g-----------, I'm still a kv. Did I do the right thing?

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Anon can't escape it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2 26 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed)10:40:45 No.70294244 >Get depressed >Post depression posts on 4chan >Get more depressed >Stop posting for a bit >Get slightly less depressed >Go out in the world >World is s--- >Get depressed again >Start posting depression posts on 4chan again
Anonymous 2 26 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed)10:40:45 No.70294244 >Get depressed >Post depression posts on 4chan >Get more depressed >Stop posting for a bit >Get slightly less depressed >Go out in the world >World is s--- >Get depressed again >Start posting depression posts on 4chan again

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anon plans his revenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 hours ago Sorry I suck at Greentext. >Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath. 769969141 >Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she's always running out. >Get a nanny cam that's hidden in a lamp. Get video of her f------ around. >Find out everything I can about the guy she's f------. >lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold of his resume. >Rework it so it's not retarded, impersonate him, and get him an interview at a studio 2 states away. Dream job, if you're a f--. >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy b------- ghosts my wife. >Meanwhile I start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my truck in a lockbox. Put away $10k. >It's time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone and turn off alarms on days that the coin I flip turns up heads. >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them f------. Next to that is a copy of the divorce petition. 10 REPLIES
Anonymous 11 hours ago Sorry I suck at Greentext. >Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath. 769969141 >Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she's always running out. >Get a nanny cam that's hidden in a lamp. Get video of her f------ around. >Find out everything I can about the guy she's f------. >lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold of his resume. >Rework it so it's not retarded, impersonate him, and get him an interview at a studio 2 states away. Dream job, if you're a f--. >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy b------- ghosts my wife. >Meanwhile I start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my truck in a lockbox. Put away $10k. >It's time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone and turn off alarms on days that the coin I flip turns up heads. >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them f------. Next to that is a copy of the divorce petition. 10 REPLIES

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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 04/06/22(Wed)05:36:48 No.680905 at a party >playing truth or dare >someone dares me to go home mfw
: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 04/06/22(Wed)05:36:48 No.680905 at a party >playing truth or dare >someone dares me to go home mfw

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Board /b/ - Random Anonymous (ID: 86Cv+14z 38 KB JPG Settings Home 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot
Board /b/ - Random Anonymous (ID: 86Cv+14z 38 KB JPG Settings Home 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot

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Pet sounds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BIGU 16 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed)11:23:16 No.70298028 >A female cat had to stay with me for a few hours today >My cat was visibly stressed out >He retreated into a corner and hissed at her until she left him alone He is literally me
: Anonymous BIGU 16 KB JPG 09/21/22(Wed)11:23:16 No.70298028 >A female cat had to stay with me for a few hours today >My cat was visibly stressed out >He retreated into a corner and hissed at her until she left him alone He is literally me

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Weighty truths | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)08:24:11 No.70296479 WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT. Screen Shot_2017-11-06_at_12.41.31_PM.jpg 78 KB JPG >match with 300 lb hamplanet on dating app >she says: "Cute shirt in your pic, can I borrow it?" >I say: "How could you possibly borrow my shirt? It's a medium, you're easily a XXXL. If you borrowed it you couldn't wear it and if you tried to wear it you would break it so no thanks, I'm keeping my shirt" >ham unmatches : Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)08:28:30 No.70296519 >>70296479 (OP) # that was unnecessarily mean
: Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)08:24:11 No.70296479 WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT. Screen Shot_2017-11-06_at_12.41.31_PM.jpg 78 KB JPG >match with 300 lb hamplanet on dating app >she says: "Cute shirt in your pic, can I borrow it?" >I say: "How could you possibly borrow my shirt? It's a medium, you're easily a XXXL. If you borrowed it you couldn't wear it and if you tried to wear it you would break it so no thanks, I'm keeping my shirt" >ham unmatches : Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)08:28:30 No.70296519 >>70296479 (OP) # that was unnecessarily mean

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Anon longs for a simpler time | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)15:34:43 No.70296029 >watching pic related >starts talking about orthodox Christianity and how they see dreams as demonic and how our imagination is also demonic and leads to us being prideful/lustful/lazy >thinking is bad, wow that's moronic, what an idiot >but then i start thinking about my own thoughts is he right? the more i think about it the more it makes sense 211 KB JPG Anonymous no, he is retarded and will be "cancelled" for being outed as a p-------- in roughly 589 days 09/21/22(Wed)15:43:27 No.70296094
Anonymous 09/21/22(Wed)15:34:43 No.70296029 >watching pic related >starts talking about orthodox Christianity and how they see dreams as demonic and how our imagination is also demonic and leads to us being prideful/lustful/lazy >thinking is bad, wow that's moronic, what an idiot >but then i start thinking about my own thoughts is he right? the more i think about it the more it makes sense 211 KB JPG Anonymous no, he is retarded and will be "cancelled" for being outed as a p-------- in roughly 589 days 09/21/22(Wed)15:43:27 No.70296094

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