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Anon's quest for Japanese deserts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Behold! The superior dessert. : Anonymous >ice cream :( >ice cream, JAPAN :0 09/10/23(Sun)16:20:48 No.19692955 98172359017253.jpg 162 KB JPG JUSTONE COONBOOK.COM 09/10/23(Sun)17:34:04 No.19693158 >>19693189 # >>19693235 # >>19695127 #
: Anonymous Behold! The superior dessert. : Anonymous >ice cream :( >ice cream, JAPAN :0 09/10/23(Sun)16:20:48 No.19692955 98172359017253.jpg 162 KB JPG JUSTONE COONBOOK.COM 09/10/23(Sun)17:34:04 No.19693158 >>19693189 # >>19693235 # >>19695127 #

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The Pen Symphony | /r/Greentext

16m (9/20 1:06) · 74791673 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 2MB (2592 × 1944) parker-75-pen.jpg 1984: Grad School >be me >in grad program >click pen >some woman gets offended >click it more >be brought into office >be told how that student has a mental disorder over me clicking pen >have to listen to someone calling me a Nazi even though I'm Jewish, because I have blond hair and blue eyes. ⠀ Of all the rules I've broken, aggressive pen clicking is definitely the funniest. What do?
16m (9/20 1:06) · 74791673 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 2MB (2592 × 1944) parker-75-pen.jpg 1984: Grad School >be me >in grad program >click pen >some woman gets offended >click it more >be brought into office >be told how that student has a mental disorder over me clicking pen >have to listen to someone calling me a Nazi even though I'm Jewish, because I have blond hair and blue eyes. ⠀ Of all the rules I've broken, aggressive pen clicking is definitely the funniest. What do?

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All this just to get blasted by some broad named Jill Sandwich with a 9mm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/23(Wed)08:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?
: Anonymous 09/20/23(Wed)08:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?

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the story of a car transmission going out.. | /r/Greentext

LIFE IS STRANGE REMASTERED COLLECTION 234 KB JPG 11 >be me at 18 years old >I'm bisexual >Dating a 21 year old girl who transitioned M to F when she was my age >She Still has a penis and one night we're in her van on Grove street and I'm blowing her >She's moaning like crazy >My dad drives by and she sees him, he makes eye contact with her and she freaks out >We don't think he actually knew it was us so I finish her and call it a night >Fast forward a few days and we're going on a road trip with my dad >My dad is unaware that my girlfriend was born a male and I won't tell him anytime soon since he's wildly homophobic >We're driving down Grove street and I start sweating, hoping my dad doesn't talk about seeing anyone giving a b------ >He's about to say something when the car makes a loud bang sound and just stops >We get a mechanic to help us, turns out the transmission went out on us >My dad jokingly says to us "well kids, when someone asks you where you were when you blew your first t-----, tell them it was on Grove street" and he looks me dead in the eyes, staring deep into my soul I haven't talked to my dad in years
LIFE IS STRANGE REMASTERED COLLECTION 234 KB JPG 11 >be me at 18 years old >I'm bisexual >Dating a 21 year old girl who transitioned M to F when she was my age >She Still has a penis and one night we're in her van on Grove street and I'm blowing her >She's moaning like crazy >My dad drives by and she sees him, he makes eye contact with her and she freaks out >We don't think he actually knew it was us so I finish her and call it a night >Fast forward a few days and we're going on a road trip with my dad >My dad is unaware that my girlfriend was born a male and I won't tell him anytime soon since he's wildly homophobic >We're driving down Grove street and I start sweating, hoping my dad doesn't talk about seeing anyone giving a b------ >He's about to say something when the car makes a loud bang sound and just stops >We get a mechanic to help us, turns out the transmission went out on us >My dad jokingly says to us "well kids, when someone asks you where you were when you blew your first t-----, tell them it was on Grove street" and he looks me dead in the eyes, staring deep into my soul I haven't talked to my dad in years

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Swipe Right for Chaos | /r/Greentext

Original Patchouli 2h (9/20 7:26). 74794825 4 Re-2 Img PNG 501KB (960 × 855) 1683495247769923.png ♦ ●●● : >grab some pics of some generic blonde white girl with a big ass from Instagram >use pics on Tinder, Hinge, Bumble >set my location to a poor part of town using location spoofing >match with as many "urban neighborhood" guys as I can >I have scheduled dates with over 200 of them this Saturday >all of them will be going to the same movie theater at the same time >movie theater is in a richer part of town too than where they're from Thoughts? >and they will be P----- when they find out they were pranked
Original Patchouli 2h (9/20 7:26). 74794825 4 Re-2 Img PNG 501KB (960 × 855) 1683495247769923.png ♦ ●●● : >grab some pics of some generic blonde white girl with a big ass from Instagram >use pics on Tinder, Hinge, Bumble >set my location to a poor part of town using location spoofing >match with as many "urban neighborhood" guys as I can >I have scheduled dates with over 200 of them this Saturday >all of them will be going to the same movie theater at the same time >movie theater is in a richer part of town too than where they're from Thoughts? >and they will be P----- when they find out they were pranked

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Antidepressants ain't antidepressing no more | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:17:44 No.74687521 1627983075315.jpg 27 KB JPG >get on antidepressants >suddenly feel like killing myself
: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:17:44 No.74687521 1627983075315.jpg 27 KB JPG >get on antidepressants >suddenly feel like killing myself

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Trouble at the 7/11 | /r/Greentext

i37G6Ulj✰ VN 1h (9/20 11:26) · 18735555 17 Re-2 Img JPG 152KB (1080 x 1080) sad girl 4.jpg : >went to 7/11 >looked for a product (milk) but didn't find it on the shelves >asked the staff (female, 6.5/10) if the product is available >"shut the f--- up you fat retard I don't wanna speak to you" >I just silently admitted my defeat and waddled my way home
i37G6Ulj✰ VN 1h (9/20 11:26) · 18735555 17 Re-2 Img JPG 152KB (1080 x 1080) sad girl 4.jpg : >went to 7/11 >looked for a product (milk) but didn't find it on the shelves >asked the staff (female, 6.5/10) if the product is available >"shut the f--- up you fat retard I don't wanna speak to you" >I just silently admitted my defeat and waddled my way home

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Anon Sees His Chance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.99 MB WEBM 08/06/23(Sun)04:31:52 No.74285440 >Almost complete hiki shut-in, but go on a walk about once a week and still talk to my family >Dropped out of high school, no job, no friends, khhv. >Normal brother dies in a motorcycle accident >At the funeral >Me and his girlfriend were sitting near the entrance of the church >She hugs me with a sad face and talks about how bad this is for her >After a few minutes I slowly put my hand on her shoulder >She looks at me briefly after I keep my hand there for a while >I can't believe this is happening >Reluctantly move my hand to her hip >She quickly stands up and yells that I'm a creep Foids are so f------ cruel, just stay away from them. Did she give me signals to trap me?
: Anonymous 1.99 MB WEBM 08/06/23(Sun)04:31:52 No.74285440 >Almost complete hiki shut-in, but go on a walk about once a week and still talk to my family >Dropped out of high school, no job, no friends, khhv. >Normal brother dies in a motorcycle accident >At the funeral >Me and his girlfriend were sitting near the entrance of the church >She hugs me with a sad face and talks about how bad this is for her >After a few minutes I slowly put my hand on her shoulder >She looks at me briefly after I keep my hand there for a while >I can't believe this is happening >Reluctantly move my hand to her hip >She quickly stands up and yells that I'm a creep Foids are so f------ cruel, just stay away from them. Did she give me signals to trap me?

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Generational Divide | /r/Greentext

51m (9/20 8:48) - 906361086 2 Re. 1 Img GIF 1MB (400 × 300) 1695141729171168.gif Be me >Age 25 >White, 5'5 >Fit >Rarely drink, avoid pot >Employed full time >No tattoos because they're retarded >No pills because pills are a cope Women in my area, range of 50 miles or so >1/3 are overweight >2/3 have at least 3 or more visible tattoos, almost always some retarded s--- >1/5 regularly smoke pot >1/3 are on some form of pill ●●● : >3/4 work part time with zero savings Yeats ago I would ask anons about getting into relationships, most would say it gets better with age. As a zoomer I think this generation is just f-----. It's only getting worse.
51m (9/20 8:48) - 906361086 2 Re. 1 Img GIF 1MB (400 × 300) 1695141729171168.gif Be me >Age 25 >White, 5'5 >Fit >Rarely drink, avoid pot >Employed full time >No tattoos because they're retarded >No pills because pills are a cope Women in my area, range of 50 miles or so >1/3 are overweight >2/3 have at least 3 or more visible tattoos, almost always some retarded s--- >1/5 regularly smoke pot >1/3 are on some form of pill ●●● : >3/4 work part time with zero savings Yeats ago I would ask anons about getting into relationships, most would say it gets better with age. As a zoomer I think this generation is just f-----. It's only getting worse.

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Canon loves his mom.......... | /r/Greentext

www. 10 KB JPG wwwwwww Thanks Mom >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on every video
www. 10 KB JPG wwwwwww Thanks Mom >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on every video

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The real villain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/19/23(Tue)15:56:51 No.190058683 1663703114101045.jpg 85 KB JPG >keeps hiring current or former death eaters for professors lets face it. he f------ hated Harry
: Anonymous 09/19/23(Tue)15:56:51 No.190058683 1663703114101045.jpg 85 KB JPG >keeps hiring current or former death eaters for professors lets face it. he f------ hated Harry

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The devil's tricks | /r/Greentext

50m (9/20 0:31). 906340605 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 193KB (640 × 358) vegeta-under-the-rain.png >be me, fat f--- >addicted to junk because of fat parents and developed eating as a bad coping mechanism for bullying (because fat) >go through school, no friends, miserable >finally after moving out I start the road to recovery >see fatty foods, eat fatty foods, it's basically an addiction >relapse, improve, relapse >takes years >finally enough character development to improve >become normal >get a fit gym gf >become actually fit bros. I f------ made it >I love her so much bros. : >gf's mom dies she stops going to the gym >stops doing anything >starts to eat sweets >becomes overweight >fatty foods in the house and I relapse >ohnonononono, the demons are back and it's bad >tell gf she's a fat f---. I will NOT be a fat f--- ever again >dump her ass The devil is a tricky bitch, don't fall for it. Sometimes in order to make it you have to be alone bros. Keep fighting.
50m (9/20 0:31). 906340605 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 193KB (640 × 358) vegeta-under-the-rain.png >be me, fat f--- >addicted to junk because of fat parents and developed eating as a bad coping mechanism for bullying (because fat) >go through school, no friends, miserable >finally after moving out I start the road to recovery >see fatty foods, eat fatty foods, it's basically an addiction >relapse, improve, relapse >takes years >finally enough character development to improve >become normal >get a fit gym gf >become actually fit bros. I f------ made it >I love her so much bros. : >gf's mom dies she stops going to the gym >stops doing anything >starts to eat sweets >becomes overweight >fatty foods in the house and I relapse >ohnonononono, the demons are back and it's bad >tell gf she's a fat f---. I will NOT be a fat f--- ever again >dump her ass The devil is a tricky bitch, don't fall for it. Sometimes in order to make it you have to be alone bros. Keep fighting.

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The Accidental Love Expert | /r/Greentext

49m (9/19 16:29) · 74788344 6 Re - 1 Img JPG 250KB (1080 × 1062) 1661370386945585.jpg 8 >be low iq average modern western male >want a woman with high libido who wants sex several times a week and enjoys sex as much as the average male ⠀ >start complaining that most high-libido women obviously have high body counts >also expect the high libido woman that you want to have a low body count >also start complaining if you get an inexperienced woman and she obviously turns out to be low libido gentlemen. if you want a virgin or low body count woman, it's most realistic that she's low libido and only wants sex a 1-2 times a month. if you want sex daily, then expect a high body count woman. it's simple. you can't get your cake and eat it too since you're an average-ugly man with nothing to offer. if there is a high-libido virgin woman out there, she is on the same level of an attractive and accomplished man, not you.
49m (9/19 16:29) · 74788344 6 Re - 1 Img JPG 250KB (1080 × 1062) 1661370386945585.jpg 8 >be low iq average modern western male >want a woman with high libido who wants sex several times a week and enjoys sex as much as the average male ⠀ >start complaining that most high-libido women obviously have high body counts >also expect the high libido woman that you want to have a low body count >also start complaining if you get an inexperienced woman and she obviously turns out to be low libido gentlemen. if you want a virgin or low body count woman, it's most realistic that she's low libido and only wants sex a 1-2 times a month. if you want sex daily, then expect a high body count woman. it's simple. you can't get your cake and eat it too since you're an average-ugly man with nothing to offer. if there is a high-libido virgin woman out there, she is on the same level of an attractive and accomplished man, not you.

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anons gf is psychotic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 09/20/23(Wed)04:46:30 No.74795720 >Be me >Fall in love with a girl I met last year >We start dating and it's f------ awesome >She's the only person in the world I care about >Last night we had a conversation about pets >She just casually admits that she used to torture cats and mice as a kid >Literally admitted to lighting a cat on fire >I call her f------ crazy >She doesn't even realize what she did wrong, she says "it's just a f------ cat who cares?" Jesus Christ. I can't have anything. I think I need to leave her.
: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 09/20/23(Wed)04:46:30 No.74795720 >Be me >Fall in love with a girl I met last year >We start dating and it's f------ awesome >She's the only person in the world I care about >Last night we had a conversation about pets >She just casually admits that she used to torture cats and mice as a kid >Literally admitted to lighting a cat on fire >I call her f------ crazy >She doesn't even realize what she did wrong, she says "it's just a f------ cat who cares?" Jesus Christ. I can't have anything. I think I need to leave her.

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I have no regrets. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous When they don't choose you 74 KB JPEG 9/19/2023, 6:01:09 PM > 7 year old me > Sees girl with glaceon gx > Offers piplup for it > Girl doesnt know if its fair No.53657066 > I say that piplup is cuter > Girl agrees > Me walking away knowing i just scammed a child out of a piece of paper Maybe i am a monster.
Anonymous When they don't choose you 74 KB JPEG 9/19/2023, 6:01:09 PM > 7 year old me > Sees girl with glaceon gx > Offers piplup for it > Girl doesnt know if its fair No.53657066 > I say that piplup is cuter > Girl agrees > Me walking away knowing i just scammed a child out of a piece of paper Maybe i am a monster.

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The prisoners in my basement beg to differ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 09/19/23(Tue)22:25:27 No.906344350 >Be extremely technologically advanced. >Travel light-years across the cosmos. >After a galaxy spanning voyage find a populated among billions of lifeless rocks. >F------ Crash UFO crashes make absolutely zero sense when you think about it.
Anonymous 16 KB JPG 09/19/23(Tue)22:25:27 No.906344350 >Be extremely technologically advanced. >Travel light-years across the cosmos. >After a galaxy spanning voyage find a populated among billions of lifeless rocks. >F------ Crash UFO crashes make absolutely zero sense when you think about it.

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