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14m (2/5 22:34) · 76364259 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 157KB (1208 × 1079) · IMG_6009.jpg >be me >had the same friend group since 2nd grade >one guy who came to our school in 8th grade has been orbiting around us since then >part of the larger friend group, but nobody's really friends with him >basically only part of our group because we pity him >all college students now >texted me last month asking if we could get a drink >say sure but the night comes and I don't feel like going out >ignore his texts/calls >FFW a week and he says we should get a bite to eat >tell him I'm busy >he says he didn't even suggest a time >I've had enough of this guy so I tell him straight up I don't want to get lunch with him >he just says OK >FFW to yesterday >find out from my friend that he (orbiter) got a ton of money from some inheritance or insurance payout >he gave each of my friends $1000 and a couple of them $2000 >didn't give me s--- $2000 would literally change my life right now. Just my f------ luck. Wat do now?
14m (2/5 22:34) · 76364259 · 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 157KB (1208 × 1079) · IMG_6009.jpg >be me >had the same friend group since 2nd grade >one guy who came to our school in 8th grade has been orbiting around us since then >part of the larger friend group, but nobody's really friends with him >basically only part of our group because we pity him >all college students now >texted me last month asking if we could get a drink >say sure but the night comes and I don't feel like going out >ignore his texts/calls >FFW a week and he says we should get a bite to eat >tell him I'm busy >he says he didn't even suggest a time >I've had enough of this guy so I tell him straight up I don't want to get lunch with him >he just says OK >FFW to yesterday >find out from my friend that he (orbiter) got a ton of money from some inheritance or insurance payout >he gave each of my friends $1000 and a couple of them $2000 >didn't give me s--- $2000 would literally change my life right now. Just my f------ luck. Wat do now?

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Anon needs help | /r/Greentext

confession >Be me, 16, grew up in a single mom household 93 KB JPG >Have a raging i----- fetish >Find my mom (late 40s) extremely hot and slutty >Almost constant thoughts of rawdogging my mom and having intense passionate sex with her, flooding her p---- with my c-- >One night accidently caught my mom topless, in skimpy panties in the middle of the night >Run back to my room and j------- furiously to it (her small tiddies and the mommy belly were godly to say the least) came like 5 times that night >Image is so deeply ingrained in head, even years later it felt like I saw her body just yesterday, type of s--- even dementia couldnt get rid of >Even set up spycams in her room so i could j------- to vids of her undressing >Used to fake depression so I could get hugs from mom and feel her chest and belly being pressed against me >Only able to c-- in other chicks when thinking about mom >Broke off 3 relationships because they dont look like her Gonna turn 28 next month, and things havent gotten any better Help bros, how do i get rid of these thoughts, the guilt is immense, but I cant help it, feels like killing myself is the only way the thoughts can stop. I never wanted to think of my mom in such a way, but it just wont stop
confession >Be me, 16, grew up in a single mom household 93 KB JPG >Have a raging i----- fetish >Find my mom (late 40s) extremely hot and slutty >Almost constant thoughts of rawdogging my mom and having intense passionate sex with her, flooding her p---- with my c-- >One night accidently caught my mom topless, in skimpy panties in the middle of the night >Run back to my room and j------- furiously to it (her small tiddies and the mommy belly were godly to say the least) came like 5 times that night >Image is so deeply ingrained in head, even years later it felt like I saw her body just yesterday, type of s--- even dementia couldnt get rid of >Even set up spycams in her room so i could j------- to vids of her undressing >Used to fake depression so I could get hugs from mom and feel her chest and belly being pressed against me >Only able to c-- in other chicks when thinking about mom >Broke off 3 relationships because they dont look like her Gonna turn 28 next month, and things havent gotten any better Help bros, how do i get rid of these thoughts, the guilt is immense, but I cant help it, feels like killing myself is the only way the thoughts can stop. I never wanted to think of my mom in such a way, but it just wont stop

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What show is he talking about y’all | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It's ruined 62 KB JPG >be me >20 >2010 02/04/24 (Sun)22:53:05 No.195971474 >watching AMC cause there isn't anything on TV >its ruined >f--- y'all >watch this one show where a man who has to escape a apocalypse and look for his family >show ain't that bad >watch the next 11 seasons and spin offs >pretty good >gen z gets a hold of the show >make s--- edits and unfunny posts of their terrible favorite characters >now every kid knows what the show is or at least heard of it >acting like they've been day 1 watching it but really watched it like last year
Anonymous It's ruined 62 KB JPG >be me >20 >2010 02/04/24 (Sun)22:53:05 No.195971474 >watching AMC cause there isn't anything on TV >its ruined >f--- y'all >watch this one show where a man who has to escape a apocalypse and look for his family >show ain't that bad >watch the next 11 seasons and spin offs >pretty good >gen z gets a hold of the show >make s--- edits and unfunny posts of their terrible favorite characters >now every kid knows what the show is or at least heard of it >acting like they've been day 1 watching it but really watched it like last year

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How is this dude popular | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon) 20:32:04 No.913469037 >Yo, chat, I'm banning anyone that disagrees with me >The United States is a violent, capitalist s-------, why the f--- would anyone want to live here? >*MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH* >*leaves to take a s--- in his LA mansion* 24 KB JPG >WUT DA F--??? >Dude f--- off I'm not fighting Sam Hyde >I have full support for Islamic terrorists and I hope Gaza has its revenge >Um... er.... like... America bad, you know? >*repeats this for 8+ hours a day* >thousands of dedicated fans >making a living by being a retard making retarded takes all day How does someone as retarded as HasanAbi exist?
: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon) 20:32:04 No.913469037 >Yo, chat, I'm banning anyone that disagrees with me >The United States is a violent, capitalist s-------, why the f--- would anyone want to live here? >*MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH* >*leaves to take a s--- in his LA mansion* 24 KB JPG >WUT DA F--??? >Dude f--- off I'm not fighting Sam Hyde >I have full support for Islamic terrorists and I hope Gaza has its revenge >Um... er.... like... America bad, you know? >*repeats this for 8+ hours a day* >thousands of dedicated fans >making a living by being a retard making retarded takes all day How does someone as retarded as HasanAbi exist?

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Blue just like you | /r/Greentext

1h (2/5 14:34) 76360660-1 Re. 1 Img PNG 423KB (374 x 548) · ZerogothSamus.png Crazy dream >Be Me : >Straight >KHV virgin >Having a dream >I am on a date with Samus >Samus had goth make up on her similar to pic related >We entered a bedroom >We proceeded to kissing >"Anon, I got a surprise for you" >Goth Samus proceeds to take grab a strap on and rips my pants peg me >After that. She gave me some weird "Pill 63" >As I took that pill. My d--- disintegrated and turned into a vagina. >She then removed her strap on and proceeds to scissoring >After that she told me to get her strap on and have missionary sex >Despite it being a strap on. It started blasting blue c-- (Strap on was blue) >I then woke up because of the alarm clock >W-- did my brain mean by showing me this dream? Why would I have a dream of becoming rule 63'ed and getting lesbian sex by Samus? I never even played Metroid games.
1h (2/5 14:34) 76360660-1 Re. 1 Img PNG 423KB (374 x 548) · ZerogothSamus.png Crazy dream >Be Me : >Straight >KHV virgin >Having a dream >I am on a date with Samus >Samus had goth make up on her similar to pic related >We entered a bedroom >We proceeded to kissing >"Anon, I got a surprise for you" >Goth Samus proceeds to take grab a strap on and rips my pants peg me >After that. She gave me some weird "Pill 63" >As I took that pill. My d--- disintegrated and turned into a vagina. >She then removed her strap on and proceeds to scissoring >After that she told me to get her strap on and have missionary sex >Despite it being a strap on. It started blasting blue c-- (Strap on was blue) >I then woke up because of the alarm clock >W-- did my brain mean by showing me this dream? Why would I have a dream of becoming rule 63'ed and getting lesbian sex by Samus? I never even played Metroid games.

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4chin needs to step up if they wanna keep up in this fake and gay market | /r/Greentext

imagine posting yaoi so bad the fujoshis pull out their red pen and start grading it we deserve better 4chan yaoi Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)21:18:25 No.75032413 54 KB JPG >be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >hes really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food wouldnt >damn he smells good say this bad english >in a really hot and deep voice and-a-emile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldnt describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character description also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this unrealistic, this doesnt happen c-. bad premise poor character writing. see me after class
imagine posting yaoi so bad the fujoshis pull out their red pen and start grading it we deserve better 4chan yaoi Anonymous 10/11/23(Wed)21:18:25 No.75032413 54 KB JPG >be me >straight >skinny and 5'4 and frail twink >delivering food to this guy >hes really tall, well built, nicely dressed and has a chiseled face >im nothing compared to him >come up really close to me to take my food wouldnt >damn he smells good say this bad english >in a really hot and deep voice and-a-emile on his face he says "thank you very much and have a nice day" >he even gives me a headpat >instant throbbing boner this isnt gay right? why do i think of him so much straight man wouldnt describe himself this way, especially not one repping not a believable character description also doesnt feel in character for OP to say this unrealistic, this doesnt happen c-. bad premise poor character writing. see me after class

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We have a winner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous IMG_20240205_012612~2.jpg 9 KB JPG Name my cat you degenerate f------ 6 weeks old at the most. Tuxedo mom tabby dad 02/05/24(Mon)16:38:11 No.913464262 : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # niggerman : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # cool thread, "you degenerate f------" is a bit of a long name for a cat tho >>913464483 # 02/05/24(Mon)16:42:40 No.913464353 02/05/24(Mon)16:43:04 No.913464364
: Anonymous IMG_20240205_012612~2.jpg 9 KB JPG Name my cat you degenerate f------ 6 weeks old at the most. Tuxedo mom tabby dad 02/05/24(Mon)16:38:11 No.913464262 : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # niggerman : Anonymous >>913464262 (OP) # cool thread, "you degenerate f------" is a bit of a long name for a cat tho >>913464483 # 02/05/24(Mon)16:42:40 No.913464353 02/05/24(Mon)16:43:04 No.913464364

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Top of the world | /r/Greentext

2m (2/4 20:59) · 76352013 0 Re-0 Img JPG 28KB (640 × 360) 1682590295685221.jpg >be me >29yo male >only had sex with one person my whole life >find a based femboy only 15 min away >19 years old only 125lbs >into guns, sam hyde, blackrock/WEF conspiracies, etc >we immediatly hit it off talking about all this s--- we cant talk to normies about >we go to bed >having his small frame on top of me feels amazing >we both get hard >i f--- his tight hole >cuddlesleep the whole night >next day i take him to the gun range >we get back to my place and we both c-- on his tummy >his d--- is actually f------ massive but he is a total bottom >he normally cant c-- unless something is up his butt but he c--- to be caressing his lean body and sucking on his n------ >we then go on a nice date to the city doing shopping and eating nice food >go back to my place and cuddle some more >i take him home because he has work >i want to see him again, badly >he says he wants to see me again too ive never felt so happy in my entire life. id come out as gay to my family for him, how do i make him my wife?
2m (2/4 20:59) · 76352013 0 Re-0 Img JPG 28KB (640 × 360) 1682590295685221.jpg >be me >29yo male >only had sex with one person my whole life >find a based femboy only 15 min away >19 years old only 125lbs >into guns, sam hyde, blackrock/WEF conspiracies, etc >we immediatly hit it off talking about all this s--- we cant talk to normies about >we go to bed >having his small frame on top of me feels amazing >we both get hard >i f--- his tight hole >cuddlesleep the whole night >next day i take him to the gun range >we get back to my place and we both c-- on his tummy >his d--- is actually f------ massive but he is a total bottom >he normally cant c-- unless something is up his butt but he c--- to be caressing his lean body and sucking on his n------ >we then go on a nice date to the city doing shopping and eating nice food >go back to my place and cuddle some more >i take him home because he has work >i want to see him again, badly >he says he wants to see me again too ive never felt so happy in my entire life. id come out as gay to my family for him, how do i make him my wife?

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Never gets old | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 349 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)09:09:34 No.195964652 >watching a movie >guy is taking a s--- >makes a retarded face >grips the sides of the bowl >throws his legs up in the air >"HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!"
: Anonymous 349 KB JPG 02/05/24(Mon)09:09:34 No.195964652 >watching a movie >guy is taking a s--- >makes a retarded face >grips the sides of the bowl >throws his legs up in the air >"HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!"

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Anon becomes a leader | /r/Greentext

91 KB JPEG >be me years ago > play wow > want to try something new > get 10 people to sign my guild application > make guild > ask everyone i see if they want to join > decide i want to help my members as much as possible > put items and gold in the bank for members to use > ff a few weeks > 300+ members and 2 officers helping me with managing the guild > start organizing weekly social events > get compliments about how nice i am and that im a good guild master > mfw It was the first and only time in my life that i felt socially important.
91 KB JPEG >be me years ago > play wow > want to try something new > get 10 people to sign my guild application > make guild > ask everyone i see if they want to join > decide i want to help my members as much as possible > put items and gold in the bank for members to use > ff a few weeks > 300+ members and 2 officers helping me with managing the guild > start organizing weekly social events > get compliments about how nice i am and that im a good guild master > mfw It was the first and only time in my life that i felt socially important.

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Anon is arab | /r/Greentext

FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh. 34m (9/12 19:40). 74712844 1 Re-0 Img JPG 608KB (1170 x 640) IMG_3071.jpg NEVER FORGET or something >be me, yesterday >am arab for context >hanging out with girlfriend and one of her whiteboi friends : >he mentions the twin towers >say something like "what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? the US can't milk a cow for 22 years" >he gets all red in the face about it >"you can't joke about that my dad died in those attacks" >straight faced say "so did mine, dude..."" >i'm sure you know where this is going >he stutters and starts to apologize >"he was one of the greatest pilots in the middle east" >soiboi unironically tries to slap me or something >girlfriend is mad wallahi it will never stop being funny
FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET" THIS DEAL SUBWAY eat fresh. 34m (9/12 19:40). 74712844 1 Re-0 Img JPG 608KB (1170 x 640) IMG_3071.jpg NEVER FORGET or something >be me, yesterday >am arab for context >hanging out with girlfriend and one of her whiteboi friends : >he mentions the twin towers >say something like "what's the difference between a cow and 9/11? the US can't milk a cow for 22 years" >he gets all red in the face about it >"you can't joke about that my dad died in those attacks" >straight faced say "so did mine, dude..."" >i'm sure you know where this is going >he stutters and starts to apologize >"he was one of the greatest pilots in the middle east" >soiboi unironically tries to slap me or something >girlfriend is mad wallahi it will never stop being funny

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Kahootle from UK | /r/Greentext

kahootle 10h Be me, Matt_2505 Live in UK or something so free healthcare Post s----- rage bait to anger Ameritards No green text but post it on green text anyway, these are my people they will understand Every regard is mad the text isn't green Even the color blind ones F--- f--- f---
kahootle 10h Be me, Matt_2505 Live in UK or something so free healthcare Post s----- rage bait to anger Ameritards No green text but post it on green text anyway, these are my people they will understand Every regard is mad the text isn't green Even the color blind ones F--- f--- f---

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Anon's body is a temple | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11322229 r JPG | 64.98 KB Monday 2024-02-05 07:13:07 4 hours ago : >p---------- >mental illness >drug abuse >self harm Congratulations you're going to hell. The body is a temple and the mind is its priest, you desecrated that temple and tortured the priest. Divine punishment awaits you. 13 Replies 2 Images 12 Posters 34 REPLY
Anonymous 11322229 r JPG | 64.98 KB Monday 2024-02-05 07:13:07 4 hours ago : >p---------- >mental illness >drug abuse >self harm Congratulations you're going to hell. The body is a temple and the mind is its priest, you desecrated that temple and tortured the priest. Divine punishment awaits you. 13 Replies 2 Images 12 Posters 34 REPLY

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When the feels hits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/25/19(Sun)23:34:20 No.808028749 >Be me, 26 >Buys The Sims for PC >Create character that looks like me. >Get a job, and a wife. >Have a kid >Successful in career and nice house >Close down the game >Stare into a blank screen while drinking heavily. I keep telling myself it's not too late, but deep inside I know it will never happen.
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/25/19(Sun)23:34:20 No.808028749 >Be me, 26 >Buys The Sims for PC >Create character that looks like me. >Get a job, and a wife. >Have a kid >Successful in career and nice house >Close down the game >Stare into a blank screen while drinking heavily. I keep telling myself it's not too late, but deep inside I know it will never happen.

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Anon doubts evolution | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 368.41 KB Monday 2024-02-05 11:08:39 18 minutes ago 457611016 id: ot21s7ZB >humans evolved from apes :) okay, but how do apes still exist? >this one question enrages and confuses all evolutionary *experts* and anthropologist to the point of just making s--- up literally without evidence of how this occurred >it was just some apes we evolved from >they just for no reason decided to move from their natural climate to not their natural climate >it was over an incalculable amount of time >nevermimd genomics being unable to produce a living organism with 8 or more adaptations from their alpha variant. >no I don't have actual proof of anything but look at my compelling drawings Why does God seem more real the more we discover in science? 16 Replies 4 Images 10 Posters 6 REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 368.41 KB Monday 2024-02-05 11:08:39 18 minutes ago 457611016 id: ot21s7ZB >humans evolved from apes :) okay, but how do apes still exist? >this one question enrages and confuses all evolutionary *experts* and anthropologist to the point of just making s--- up literally without evidence of how this occurred >it was just some apes we evolved from >they just for no reason decided to move from their natural climate to not their natural climate >it was over an incalculable amount of time >nevermimd genomics being unable to produce a living organism with 8 or more adaptations from their alpha variant. >no I don't have actual proof of anything but look at my compelling drawings Why does God seem more real the more we discover in science? 16 Replies 4 Images 10 Posters 6 REPLY

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