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File: confused-reaction-face-gif.gif (339 KB, 500x318) Anomymous 01/14/19(Mon)21.01:53 No.64057087 64057103 64057110 6405711664057150 64057200 6405720864057279 64057385 64057390 64057400 64057450 64057464 64057621 64057 64057711 64057759 64058002 64053008 64058489 64058553 264058611 >male wizards are depicted as old men >female wizards are depicted as young and beautiful women S Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)21:02-52 No.54057103 64057162 64057260 264059406 64057087 COP) Female wizards make themselves look hot with magic Male wizards make themselves look wise with magic Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)23:47:28 No.64059406 64057103 Youve got it all wrong. Female wizards make themselves look like crazy old men to be left alone and get to do whatever they want. Male wizards make themselves into hot girls because thirty years of virginity has turned them into degenerates.
File: confused-reaction-face-gif.gif (339 KB, 500x318) Anomymous 01/14/19(Mon)21.01:53 No.64057087 64057103 64057110 6405711664057150 64057200 6405720864057279 64057385 64057390 64057400 64057450 64057464 64057621 64057 64057711 64057759 64058002 64053008 64058489 64058553 264058611 >male wizards are depicted as old men >female wizards are depicted as young and beautiful women S Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)21:02-52 No.54057103 64057162 64057260 264059406 64057087 COP) Female wizards make themselves look hot with magic Male wizards make themselves look wise with magic Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)23:47:28 No.64059406 64057103 Youve got it all wrong. Female wizards make themselves look like crazy old men to be left alone and get to do whatever they want. Male wizards make themselves into hot girls because thirty years of virginity has turned them into degenerates.

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ile: 13906 (35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: 2975831529758618>29758664 2975919329760485 29760622 2976081829760899 297 29761055 29761087 29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) Spend most of my life copying F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can Find new monastery, start all >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmers cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave books by hand over again 50 >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books >Start back home >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge 1500 year later >Be in heaven >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw
ile: 13906 (35 KB, 254x300, scribe2.jpg) Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:10 UTC-5 No.29757715 Replies: 2975831529758618>29758664 2975919329760485 29760622 2976081829760899 297 29761055 29761087 29762176 >Be Irish monk >Spend childhood learning to read and write >Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors (why is Plutarch so based?) Spend most of my life copying F------ Vikings attack >Run away carrying all the books I can Find new monastery, start all >Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books >Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead >Fall sick >Spend months in a farmers cottage healing >Get on ship >Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?) >Spend year as a slave books by hand over again 50 >Escape, continue on to Rome >Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books >Start back home >Almost drowned in a storm on the way back >Attacked by bandits again >Almost killed >This time am saved by a local king, still I almost s--- myself >Get back to monastery >Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge 1500 year later >Be in heaven >Look down to see what happening >See fedora-f--- writing "Oh if only the Church had never existed society would be so much more advanced because of how hard they worked to burn books and destroy knowledge." Yes if there were no Christianity we'd be in space age society by now, f--- those guys." >mfw

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Anon preserves his virginity

Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me wwSirdcator 575 KB JPG they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin >they gave a slut at our school 500 USD to f--- me wwSirdcator 575 KB JPG they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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TF2 Greentext

Anonymous 03/19/13(Tue)05:13 No.181622235 Replies: 1816226291816226542181622751181622824181622908181623013181623198181623268 2181623298181623334181623448 181623738 >181623869 >181624049 181624406 File: 1363684381702 ipg-(104 KB, 500x484, sad_frog_2547[1].jpg) >guy in TF2 talking on the mic with a thick arab accent >"You all go now. Go to fight the bad. I stay defend. They no get past. I stay, you go fight.I alone stay for to defend. Take their box. I stay." >someone tells him to shut the f--- up tell them to shut the f--- up and let him talk if he wants (because I think he's funny to listen to) >he adds me every f------ game I play with him he does the exact same s--- >"I am Tank. I wait by helicopter. You kill. I won't let through. You kill. Boomer man, go vomit. I alone guard helicopter. You go. - "You put portal there. Good. I wait. You discover answer. I know answer. Keep portal there. I will put portal when need. Keep putting portal. Good. Do you see? I wait. You put portal. Good just talking non-stop every f------ game we play arab spring happens have no idea where he lives one day he sends me a message >"bad times friend ahead >"maybe no computer" >"maybe no home >"i go away but we are two of soul" will return Last Online: 615 days ago Good luck, you wonderful bastard.
Anonymous 03/19/13(Tue)05:13 No.181622235 Replies: 1816226291816226542181622751181622824181622908181623013181623198181623268 2181623298181623334181623448 181623738 >181623869 >181624049 181624406 File: 1363684381702 ipg-(104 KB, 500x484, sad_frog_2547[1].jpg) >guy in TF2 talking on the mic with a thick arab accent >"You all go now. Go to fight the bad. I stay defend. They no get past. I stay, you go fight.I alone stay for to defend. Take their box. I stay." >someone tells him to shut the f--- up tell them to shut the f--- up and let him talk if he wants (because I think he's funny to listen to) >he adds me every f------ game I play with him he does the exact same s--- >"I am Tank. I wait by helicopter. You kill. I won't let through. You kill. Boomer man, go vomit. I alone guard helicopter. You go. - "You put portal there. Good. I wait. You discover answer. I know answer. Keep portal there. I will put portal when need. Keep putting portal. Good. Do you see? I wait. You put portal. Good just talking non-stop every f------ game we play arab spring happens have no idea where he lives one day he sends me a message >"bad times friend ahead >"maybe no computer" >"maybe no home >"i go away but we are two of soul" will return Last Online: 615 days ago Good luck, you wonderful bastard.

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Plague Doctor

+] Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD! >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. "PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY >Manager storms in, appears angry >Moonwalk >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. SrYou are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face "UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. > Run out of store. Walk the dinosaur >Go home, leave without costume >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it LOL
+] Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD! >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. "PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY >Manager storms in, appears angry >Moonwalk >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. SrYou are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face "UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. > Run out of store. Walk the dinosaur >Go home, leave without costume >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it LOL

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EAT SHIT

Funny story >had gf at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG >having dream about fighting Throwing hooks but it's like I've got the brakes on >apparently making agitated noises and saying "eat s---" in my sleep >gf decides to wake me up thinking I'm having a nightmare >she snaps me out of my dream right as I'm throwing a punch >unload a full force left hook right into her stomach >she rolls of the bed winded >I snap up still confused >scream "eat s--- bob Ross" at the top of my lungs >hear my gf sucking wind and laughing her ass off at the same time
Funny story >had gf at time. Be sleeping together 37 KB JPG >having dream about fighting Throwing hooks but it's like I've got the brakes on >apparently making agitated noises and saying "eat s---" in my sleep >gf decides to wake me up thinking I'm having a nightmare >she snaps me out of my dream right as I'm throwing a punch >unload a full force left hook right into her stomach >she rolls of the bed winded >I snap up still confused >scream "eat s--- bob Ross" at the top of my lungs >hear my gf sucking wind and laughing her ass off at the same time

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Burn

12/06/17(Wed)22:41:21 No. 152315696 fire.jpg 364 KB JPG >> 152305387 (OP) # 1920 >be californian >get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees plant thousands of acres >Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 years for the trees to mature >thousands of investors go broke >2017 >100 years later eucalyptus trees have spread everywhere and have finally matured >Australians also forgot to mention the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree california burns down
12/06/17(Wed)22:41:21 No. 152315696 fire.jpg 364 KB JPG >> 152305387 (OP) # 1920 >be californian >get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees plant thousands of acres >Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 years for the trees to mature >thousands of investors go broke >2017 >100 years later eucalyptus trees have spread everywhere and have finally matured >Australians also forgot to mention the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree california burns down

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296970883 childhood best >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 1 00% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25 >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?
296970883 childhood best >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 1 00% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25 >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?

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Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #
Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #

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The mind of an american

Anonymous 08/07/18(Tue)16:22:49 No.102138544 >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata- Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider 40 KB JPG >no room at all for misinterpretation >American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
Anonymous 08/07/18(Tue)16:22:49 No.102138544 >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata- Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider 40 KB JPG >no room at all for misinterpretation >American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip

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Lesbian anon helps a friend, learns she may be bi

Anonymous 36 minutes ago 1157d2508d156b79213bcdaefa9fccAcfb5e2b9thq.gif (865.8 KB, 500x281) 20497629 anon's help a girl out be me female >19 short, but dont let it get to me >lesbian >help a male friend move out have trouble lifting a box (Its super small so its sort of embarassing) hes 6'6 and super ripped >picks it up and chuckles for a second pats me on head >suddenlyverywet.jpg I THOUGHT I WAS LESBIAN, IVE ONLY DATED GIRLS, HELP ME WHAT DO I DO 2 REPLIES
Anonymous 36 minutes ago 1157d2508d156b79213bcdaefa9fccAcfb5e2b9thq.gif (865.8 KB, 500x281) 20497629 anon's help a girl out be me female >19 short, but dont let it get to me >lesbian >help a male friend move out have trouble lifting a box (Its super small so its sort of embarassing) hes 6'6 and super ripped >picks it up and chuckles for a second pats me on head >suddenlyverywet.jpg I THOUGHT I WAS LESBIAN, IVE ONLY DATED GIRLS, HELP ME WHAT DO I DO 2 REPLIES

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thejourneytonirvana ilmotel: enadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say "you're welcome" and the other half tried to say "no problem" and i ended up saying "your problem" Anonymous 12/07/11 (Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal try miss bal >kick goalie in the face stry to ask "Are you okay? and "I'm f------ sorry." at the same time instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY1? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears
thejourneytonirvana ilmotel: enadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said "thanks" and half of me tried to say "you're welcome" and the other half tried to say "no problem" and i ended up saying "your problem" Anonymous 12/07/11 (Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. playing soccer in gym ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal try miss bal >kick goalie in the face stry to ask "Are you okay? and "I'm f------ sorry." at the same time instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY1? goalie is choking back tears this post had me in tears

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Anon is fake, gay and autistic

Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 slove having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being デくプ hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no
Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 slove having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like I'm being デくプ hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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