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I'm a big country fan / China is very large

[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams
[blind date] HER: I'm a big country fan ME: trying to impress her* China is very large Twitter: @TheToddWilliams

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Anime Was A Mistake

Girl I enjoy anime Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I was a mistake too
Girl I enjoy anime Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I was a mistake too

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I'm non binary gender fluid pansexual / I'm mentally ill too

Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too
Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too

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It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

Date: We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] I don't like sand.
Date: We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] I don't like sand.

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I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big dick / I have a dick too

Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C
Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar
Her: I like tough guys. Him: What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raid:s on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will pe you the f--- out with pr which has ne er been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me l am cor and you the storidae The storm that wipes out hepl matic little thing you all yife. Youre f------ dead, kid. Iabe any- where, an ime, d I canll you in over seven hundrd ways, and that t wiun my bare hands. Not only amiely trained i senal of the mited States Marine Corpsdsit to its ull extentto wipe youomiserable ass offthe fare e conti- nent, you little s---. If only you could have knatunholy retribution your little “clever" comment was about to bring the likes of einternet? Think again, f-----. As we speak sečret network of spies acrothe USA traced right now so yeu betterrepare for P is bein combat, but I have accetire ar

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The plot thickens

Girl: I love you Boy: [trying to think of something to impress her] I am you
Girl: I love you Boy: [trying to think of something to impress her] I am you

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I'm really into memes / I have crippling depression

Her: I'm really into memes Him: [Trying to think of something to impress her] I have crippling depression
Her: I'm really into memes Him: [Trying to think of something to impress her] I have crippling depression

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I'm kind of a messy person lol / Me too, I don't even wipe my ass after I shit lol

Date: "I'm kind of a messy person lol" Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* "Me too, i don't even wipe my ass after l s--- lol"
Date: "I'm kind of a messy person lol" Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* "Me too, i don't even wipe my ass after l s--- lol"

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My grandpa died in a concentration camp / mine too, he fell out a guard tower

Girl: My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Guy: [thinks of something to impress her] Mine too, he fell out a guard tower
Girl: My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Guy: [thinks of something to impress her] Mine too, he fell out a guard tower

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I really like dogs / I'm castrated

Her i really like dogs Me: [thinking of something to impress her] im castrated 8
Her i really like dogs Me: [thinking of something to impress her] im castrated 8

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