Samsung Scores Easy Layup After Apple's 'Crush' Ad Misstep, Releases 'Creativity Can't Be Crushed' Commercial
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Guy Tries to Impress Girl - What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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![Date: I love dogs Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my dad is a dog witter: cool as heck](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/224/852/890.jpg "I love dogs / my dad is a dog")
![Date: I love mexican food Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my father is a crunch wrap supreme Twitter: notacroc](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/224/855/6fb.jpg "I love mexican food / My father is a crunch wrap supreme")
![Girl: My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Guy: [thinks of something to impress her] Mine too, he fell out a guard tower](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/224/871/45a.jpg "My grandpa died in a concentration camp / mine too, he fell out a guard tower")
![Her: We used microscopes in science class today Me: [trying to impress her] I have micropenis](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/239/166/488.jpg "Micropenis")
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