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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
![v/ Anonymous Sun Jun 02 2013 06:43:10 No.192459484 View Report >Curtain comes up >Kaz Hirai and Shigeru Miyamoto are standing back-to-back Lights are off The Playstation 4 logo and the Wii U logo appear on the screen They then disappear >Reappear as one logo PLAYSTATION U >Crowd bursts into screams of euphoria Some people start crying, one man falls to his knees and has a spontaneous orgasm The new Playstation Wii slowly descends from the ceiling while Shigeru and Kaz continue to stand there motionless Devs start flooding out from the sides of the stage wearing suits and sunglasses firing copies of their new exclusive titles into the audience >Metal Gear Online 2, Persona 5, Yakuza 6, Devil May Cry 5, Shenmue 3, Kid Icarus 4, Super Smash Brothers 4, and many more >One man's head explodes out of sheer amazement Several pregnant women go into labor out of sheer excitement >Microsoft employees crawl onto the stage sobbing clawing at the feet of Kaz and Miyamoto begging for mercy >They still do not respond >Slowly, they both take a small step forward >Kaz turns to face the audience and says, "one. >Miyamoto turns to face the audience and says, "two." Gabe Newell walks in between them holding a crowbar and wearing a Half-Life 3 t-shirt and says, "three." Crowd explodes in amazement >Microsoft booth hands out revolvers and katanas to its fans and employees to commit ritualistic suicide as the easy way out of the market Fans pull out their penises and start masturbating out of pure joy One man rips another in half out of sheer excitement Another follows suit >Soon the whole E3 floor is a bloodbath of gore and semen The stage slowly rises as the devs look down at the slaughter >All that can be heard is the crunching of bone, gunshots and screaming](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/563/101/8e6.png)
![v/ Anonymous Sun Jun 02 2013 06:43:10 No.192459484 View Report >Curtain comes up >Kaz Hirai and Shigeru Miyamoto are standing back-to-back Lights are off The Playstation 4 logo and the Wii U logo appear on the screen They then disappear >Reappear as one logo PLAYSTATION U >Crowd bursts into screams of euphoria Some people start crying, one man falls to his knees and has a spontaneous orgasm The new Playstation Wii slowly descends from the ceiling while Shigeru and Kaz continue to stand there motionless Devs start flooding out from the sides of the stage wearing suits and sunglasses firing copies of their new exclusive titles into the audience >Metal Gear Online 2, Persona 5, Yakuza 6, Devil May Cry 5, Shenmue 3, Kid Icarus 4, Super Smash Brothers 4, and many more >One man's head explodes out of sheer amazement Several pregnant women go into labor out of sheer excitement >Microsoft employees crawl onto the stage sobbing clawing at the feet of Kaz and Miyamoto begging for mercy >They still do not respond >Slowly, they both take a small step forward >Kaz turns to face the audience and says, "one. >Miyamoto turns to face the audience and says, "two." Gabe Newell walks in between them holding a crowbar and wearing a Half-Life 3 t-shirt and says, "three." Crowd explodes in amazement >Microsoft booth hands out revolvers and katanas to its fans and employees to commit ritualistic suicide as the easy way out of the market Fans pull out their penises and start masturbating out of pure joy One man rips another in half out of sheer excitement Another follows suit >Soon the whole E3 floor is a bloodbath of gore and semen The stage slowly rises as the devs look down at the slaughter >All that can be heard is the crunching of bone, gunshots and screaming](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/563/101/8e6.png)
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
![/v/ Anonymous Tue Jun 11 2013 07:49:05 No.194004446 View >10am, Nintendo direct conference time lights go down, picture of wi U is shown on screen nintendofags in the audience and around the world are waiting anticipation of Pikmin 3 and new Super Smash Bros. gives whole audience erections of epic proportions lights come on >there stands Gaben audience begins furiously masturbating at the holy one's presence "Introducing, as a Wii U exclusive.." >Out of f------ nowhere, Half Life 3 appears in his hand whole convention explodes as j--- erupts from every orifice of the audience Wi U sold out everywhere >Cancer is cured](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/563/099/b5e.png)
![/v/ Anonymous Tue Jun 11 2013 07:49:05 No.194004446 View >10am, Nintendo direct conference time lights go down, picture of wi U is shown on screen nintendofags in the audience and around the world are waiting anticipation of Pikmin 3 and new Super Smash Bros. gives whole audience erections of epic proportions lights come on >there stands Gaben audience begins furiously masturbating at the holy one's presence "Introducing, as a Wii U exclusive.." >Out of f------ nowhere, Half Life 3 appears in his hand whole convention explodes as j--- erupts from every orifice of the audience Wi U sold out everywhere >Cancer is cured](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/563/099/b5e.png)
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
Half-Life 3 Concept Art
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
Half-Life 3 Concept Art
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
Valve
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
Gaben's Birthday
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
I Must Not Believe
![DONT BELIEVE ANY HALF-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENTS St DON'T BELIEVE ANY DON'T BELIEVE ANY HALF-LIFE 3 HALE-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENTS ANNOuNCEMENTS DON'T BELIEVE ANY- Evidence People are excited for HL3 Sale of Crowbars up 278% Our Faces Right Now DOUT TIME HALF-LIFE 3 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! NiclnACage B------- Today 624am ④ WormsArmsNeedGeddon F--- OFF Today 7:38anm Steroid 2 Hven F--- YOU Today 7:46am GenericSadWolfName WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS Today 801anm ⓦ Tac○Something AWFUL JUST AWFUL Today CANCEL THE GAME, Guy5 TURNS OUT THE INTERNET DOESN'T WANT IT AFTER ALL... Half-Life 3 DEV TEAM DORKL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/562/526/81d.jpg)
![DONT BELIEVE ANY HALF-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENTS St DON'T BELIEVE ANY DON'T BELIEVE ANY HALF-LIFE 3 HALE-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENTS ANNOuNCEMENTS DON'T BELIEVE ANY- Evidence People are excited for HL3 Sale of Crowbars up 278% Our Faces Right Now DOUT TIME HALF-LIFE 3 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! NiclnACage B------- Today 624am ④ WormsArmsNeedGeddon F--- OFF Today 7:38anm Steroid 2 Hven F--- YOU Today 7:46am GenericSadWolfName WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS Today 801anm ⓦ Tac○Something AWFUL JUST AWFUL Today CANCEL THE GAME, Guy5 TURNS OUT THE INTERNET DOESN'T WANT IT AFTER ALL... Half-Life 3 DEV TEAM DORKL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/562/526/81d.jpg)
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
EP3
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
Good Night, Sweet Prince
![Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:19 No.127 158613 File1327846761 ipg-(45 KB, 398x495, 0209 gabe-newell_398.jpg) >E3 2012 >Miyamoto, Iwata and Reggie are up on the stage announcing Wii U's new name and giving the presentation and such like >Nearing end of presentation. all guests, games and other things have been shown Suddenly Reggie says Nintendo have one more thing to show >The lights dim >A rotund man bursts forth from the shadows 冰's Gaben Rolls towards the centre of the stage >Announces that the Wiill will have Steamworks >"One more thing..." >3 appears on the screen >"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman." >HL3 announced as launch title for WilU to be packaged along with Dota 2 and CS.GO as part of the Blu Box >The crowd go wild >/W explodes he gaming community soils themselves collectively The golden age of gaming is upon us, where Valve and Nintendo join forces >Xbox and Sony fail completely >PC Gaming is stronger than ever, with its buddy Nintendo releasing games for PC and Wilu >Carl Sagan is brought back to life and elected President of the USA >Religion disappears from the face of the Earth peacefully, as people are enlightened >The private space industry takes off and we establish several ONeill space cylinder colonies and moon colonies and start mining Jupiter's moons >Humanity is united under one federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of opportunity and political enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war. >At the ripe age of 75, Gaben sits on his golden throne at the top of the Valve spacetower, and closes his eyes for the last time, uttering his final words. >"I hope... it was worth the wait](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/562/508/95d.png)
![Anonymous 01/29/12(Sun)09:19 No.127 158613 File1327846761 ipg-(45 KB, 398x495, 0209 gabe-newell_398.jpg) >E3 2012 >Miyamoto, Iwata and Reggie are up on the stage announcing Wii U's new name and giving the presentation and such like >Nearing end of presentation. all guests, games and other things have been shown Suddenly Reggie says Nintendo have one more thing to show >The lights dim >A rotund man bursts forth from the shadows 冰's Gaben Rolls towards the centre of the stage >Announces that the Wiill will have Steamworks >"One more thing..." >3 appears on the screen >"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman." >HL3 announced as launch title for WilU to be packaged along with Dota 2 and CS.GO as part of the Blu Box >The crowd go wild >/W explodes he gaming community soils themselves collectively The golden age of gaming is upon us, where Valve and Nintendo join forces >Xbox and Sony fail completely >PC Gaming is stronger than ever, with its buddy Nintendo releasing games for PC and Wilu >Carl Sagan is brought back to life and elected President of the USA >Religion disappears from the face of the Earth peacefully, as people are enlightened >The private space industry takes off and we establish several ONeill space cylinder colonies and moon colonies and start mining Jupiter's moons >Humanity is united under one federal nation, in a fair system with good education, perfect equality of opportunity and political enfranchisement among its citizenry. There is no war. >At the ripe age of 75, Gaben sits on his golden throne at the top of the Valve spacetower, and closes his eyes for the last time, uttering his final words. >"I hope... it was worth the wait](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/562/508/95d.png)
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
It Happens Now
![I KNOW WHAT yOu'RE ALL WAITING FOR ME TO TALK ABOuT HALF-LIFE 3 I GET HUNDREDS OF EMAILS A DAY TWEETS. IMS. THERE ARE COUNTLESS BLOG POST5 AND ARTICLE5 EVERY MONTH. I'M ASKED ABOUT IT IN EVERY INTERVIEW I GIVE. STRANGER5 APPROACH ME ON THE STREET. PEOPLE HAVE COME TO MY HOME TO ASK ABouT IT I'M HERE TODAY TO TELL you THIS: 1 GIVE UP. You WIN. You WANT TO RETURN TO THE WORLD OF HALF-LIFE 3? FINE. WE WILL BE RELEASING HALF-LIFE 3 RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! Woo! POSTIN THIS TO REDDIT! DORKLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/562/507/98a.jpg)
![I KNOW WHAT yOu'RE ALL WAITING FOR ME TO TALK ABOuT HALF-LIFE 3 I GET HUNDREDS OF EMAILS A DAY TWEETS. IMS. THERE ARE COUNTLESS BLOG POST5 AND ARTICLE5 EVERY MONTH. I'M ASKED ABOUT IT IN EVERY INTERVIEW I GIVE. STRANGER5 APPROACH ME ON THE STREET. PEOPLE HAVE COME TO MY HOME TO ASK ABouT IT I'M HERE TODAY TO TELL you THIS: 1 GIVE UP. You WIN. You WANT TO RETURN TO THE WORLD OF HALF-LIFE 3? FINE. WE WILL BE RELEASING HALF-LIFE 3 RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! Woo! POSTIN THIS TO REDDIT! DORKLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/562/507/98a.jpg)
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
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![WHAT A HORRIBLE DREAM! ONES AND TWOS EVERYWHERE! AND I THINK I SAW A THREE. DON'T WORRY BENDER THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THREE HALOL Z.cO](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/562/506/4c8.jpg)
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed