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v/ Anonymous Sun Jun 02 2013 06:43:10 No.192459484 View Report >Curtain comes up >Kaz Hirai and Shigeru Miyamoto are standing back-to-back Lights are off The Playstation 4 logo and the Wii U logo appear on the screen They then disappear >Reappear as one logo PLAYSTATION U >Crowd bursts into screams of euphoria Some people start crying, one man falls to his knees and has a spontaneous orgasm The new Playstation Wii slowly descends from the ceiling while Shigeru and Kaz continue to stand there motionless Devs start flooding out from the sides of the stage wearing suits and sunglasses firing copies of their new exclusive titles into the audience >Metal Gear Online 2, Persona 5, Yakuza 6, Devil May Cry 5, Shenmue 3, Kid Icarus 4, Super Smash Brothers 4, and many more >One man's head explodes out of sheer amazement Several pregnant women go into labor out of sheer excitement >Microsoft employees crawl onto the stage sobbing clawing at the feet of Kaz and Miyamoto begging for mercy >They still do not respond >Slowly, they both take a small step forward >Kaz turns to face the audience and says, "one. >Miyamoto turns to face the audience and says, "two." Gabe Newell walks in between them holding a crowbar and wearing a Half-Life 3 t-shirt and says, "three." Crowd explodes in amazement >Microsoft booth hands out revolvers and katanas to its fans and employees to commit ritualistic suicide as the easy way out of the market Fans pull out their penises and start masturbating out of pure joy One man rips another in half out of sheer excitement Another follows suit >Soon the whole E3 floor is a bloodbath of gore and semen The stage slowly rises as the devs look down at the slaughter >All that can be heard is the crunching of bone, gunshots and screaming

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