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FULL STORIES HEADLINES Chs All News All An Cli Pre Pro Pro Ste Ste 12:28 Half-Life 3: Internal Beta 3 Released Community Announcements - Gran PO A new internal beta revision has been released for all members of this group, as some sort of proof that we can count to three TWICE. The update contents are as follow Protected against memory editing Enhanced texture quality - No longer crashes on exit - In the first level of the second chapter, the game no longer crashes Solved the glitch where Alyx would get stuck on the conveyor belt Thank you for betatesting Half-Life 3: Internal Beta. SHARE E ヒ MY My 12:24 Patch 1.11 Notes Community Announcements - Remztan
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Assume that leap years begin in year 0 (they dont, Akash but it's a good benchmark) 2001 is the year Half Life came out for PlayStation. 495 leap years since year 0 (not including 0) (2001 /4 = 500 RI (drop R); 2000/400-5, 500-5 495) (every four hundred years a leap year is not counted) 4+9+5=18 Make it a complex trinomial (3 terms; see where I'm going with this?) drop 18 for now so the discriminant formula can be used easily Using the discriminant formula b 2 -4ac 9 2-4(4)(5) 81-80 1 D >0 Therefore there are two real roots Using the quadratic formula: x =-1.25, x =-1 SUM OF ROOTS: -2.25 2.25 x-1 (root) = 2.25 Bring back 18 from 4 +9+5 18/ 2.25 = 8 5 leap years knocked off (400, 800, 1200, 1600, 2000; remember 0 is not counted) 8-5 is 3. Half Life 3 Confirmed Like Reply 74 Saturday at 17:38
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File 1345757247480 (50 KB. 600x765, portraiture-ofgaben_b.unideolor-d. ) Anonymous (D: DBsGNvbk) 08/23/12(Thu)1727 27 No.420753740 Be 2013 A few months before E3 Rumours that Valve are working overtime to complete a project For some reason they are also extending their ofices in Belvue Internet fanboys start jerking themselves off uncontrollably >Headcrab plushies turned into Beshlight fucktoys HL3, HL3, HL3 etc. Something big is happening E3 arrives Valve are ready to show Gaben lowered in by crane Fat jokes aside, hes grown. A lot New wing built to house his now unfathomably enormous girth. Filled with jelly and ice cream Takes 10 to catch his breath Opens his mouth Fills it with a sandwich. >Chews. Slow, calculated bites Looks every last person sitting in the auditorium in the eye. >One bite left >Half-Life 3 is to be released immedately, on sale - >Eats last bite >거ope was worth the wait." He smiles, then grimaces Last bite of sandwich has caused Gaben to reach cnitical mass >Starts to pulsate on stage. >People screaming >Begins to rise into the air and gently spin >Faster and faster >Auditorium begins to get shredded by the pull he is exerting. Chairs fly everywhere >Sudden implosion destroys half of Los Angeles >Gravity so intense that Gaben collapsed in on himself >Gaben is now a black hole. >We are his event horizon sTime runs so slowly now 1 hour takes 24 Death is effectively cured >You have time to do anything you have ever wanted HL3 scores 100 on metacnitic mfw we are all fnally nunning on Valve time Early predictions?

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