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NFL Fan @test85488964 Replying to @peterxinping Chinese history be like: Warlord Wu Tu Tai of the Flying Panda Faction engaged Prince Lee Xi of the Qing dynasty at Dragon Pass in the War of Heavenly Ascension. Casualties: 30 million 9:25 PM · Aug 23, 2020 · Twitter for Android
NFL Fan @test85488964 Replying to @peterxinping Chinese history be like: Warlord Wu Tu Tai of the Flying Panda Faction engaged Prince Lee Xi of the Qing dynasty at Dragon Pass in the War of Heavenly Ascension. Casualties: 30 million 9:25 PM · Aug 23, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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When you’re THIS bad

Wikipedia- <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Sokcho_submarine_incident">1998 Sokcho submarine incident</a>
Wikipedia- <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Sokcho_submarine_incident">1998 Sokcho submarine incident</a>

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Result: Decisive American Victory

Result Decisive American victory
Result Decisive American victory

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20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten - Decisive Tang strategic victory

Battle of Suiyang 20,000-30,000 civililians Part of the An Lushan Rebellion Uighurs were eaten TIbetan Empire Tang Empire An Lushan's Rebelion Location of Suiyang during the An Lushan rebellion Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory • Yan forces capture Suiyang Decisive Tang strategic victory • Turn of the tide of the rebellion against Yan Territorial Yan forces fail to conquer lands south of the changes Yangtze River. Belligerents Tang dynasty Yan Commanders and leaders Li Tingwang Zhang Xun Nan Jiyun & Xu Yuan Yang Chaozong Decive Tang statejicidan Yin Zigi Strength 10,000 150,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,0o00 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yongqiu
Battle of Suiyang 20,000-30,000 civililians Part of the An Lushan Rebellion Uighurs were eaten TIbetan Empire Tang Empire An Lushan's Rebelion Location of Suiyang during the An Lushan rebellion Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory • Yan forces capture Suiyang Decisive Tang strategic victory • Turn of the tide of the rebellion against Yan Territorial Yan forces fail to conquer lands south of the changes Yangtze River. Belligerents Tang dynasty Yan Commanders and leaders Li Tingwang Zhang Xun Nan Jiyun & Xu Yuan Yang Chaozong Decive Tang statejicidan Yin Zigi Strength 10,000 150,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,0o00 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yongqiu

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Decisive Tang Strategic Victory

20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Decisive Tang strategic victory
20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Decisive Tang strategic victory

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Decisive Roman Victory

Date AD 60 or 61 Location Watling Street Result Decisive Roman victory · End of Boudica's revolt Roman rule secured Belligerents Roman Empire Iceni, Trinovantes, and other British peoples Commanders and leaders Gaius Suetonius Boudica Paulinus Strength 10,000 230,0002) Casualties and losses 400 dead 80,000 dead
Date AD 60 or 61 Location Watling Street Result Decisive Roman victory · End of Boudica's revolt Roman rule secured Belligerents Roman Empire Iceni, Trinovantes, and other British peoples Commanders and leaders Gaius Suetonius Boudica Paulinus Strength 10,000 230,0002) Casualties and losses 400 dead 80,000 dead

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Result: Decisive American Victory

Result Decisive American Vietory;
Result Decisive American Vietory;

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Decisive British Victory

Battle of Everything Part of the Wars for Everything A symbol of British power, built on the bones of Britain's many fallen enemies. Date Since the beginning of time Location Everywhere Decisive British victory Result Belligerents E Great Britain 5The World Commanders and leaders E Outstanding Not worth Individuals mentioning t Strength Unmatched Pathetic -- Laughable Casualties and losses Insignificant casualties Incalculable
Battle of Everything Part of the Wars for Everything A symbol of British power, built on the bones of Britain's many fallen enemies. Date Since the beginning of time Location Everywhere Decisive British victory Result Belligerents E Great Britain 5The World Commanders and leaders E Outstanding Not worth Individuals mentioning t Strength Unmatched Pathetic -- Laughable Casualties and losses Insignificant casualties Incalculable

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Battle of Suyiang

Battle of Suiyang Part of the An Shi Rebellion Suiyang was in modern day Shanggiu, Henan Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory. Belligerents Tang Dynasty Yan Dynasty Commanders and leaders Zhang Xun, Nan Jiyun, Xu Li Tingwang, Yang Yuan Chaozong, Yin Ziqi Strength 150,000 10,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yonggiu
Battle of Suiyang Part of the An Shi Rebellion Suiyang was in modern day Shanggiu, Henan Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory. Belligerents Tang Dynasty Yan Dynasty Commanders and leaders Zhang Xun, Nan Jiyun, Xu Li Tingwang, Yang Yuan Chaozong, Yin Ziqi Strength 150,000 10,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yonggiu

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Result: Decisive American Victory

Result Decisive American victory 1776
Result Decisive American victory 1776

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Battle of Inkerman

The Wikipedia article used to make this <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Inkerman">can be read here.</a>
The Wikipedia article used to make this <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Inkerman">can be read here.</a>

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The Battle of Tortuga

OP's context on the event: Venezuela tried to shake down a cruise ship, ship said “nein”. Venezuelan Navy ship tries to ram the ship, something like a pit maneuver. It was dumb. Venezuelan Navy is unaware (?) that the cruise ship was built in Finland & was designed for traveling the Arctic - thus it had an ice-strengthened bulbous hull. Venezuelan naval ship sinks. Resolute is undamaged, literally just paint scrapes. The most expensive fix was likely the new lifeboats they had to get after deploying them to assist the sinking naval ship in international waters. RCGS Resolute remains Resolute, still operates today. Portuguese Investigation says the ramming by Venezuelan Navy might have been accidental, but still their fault.
OP's context on the event: Venezuela tried to shake down a cruise ship, ship said “nein”. Venezuelan Navy ship tries to ram the ship, something like a pit maneuver. It was dumb. Venezuelan Navy is unaware (?) that the cruise ship was built in Finland & was designed for traveling the Arctic - thus it had an ice-strengthened bulbous hull. Venezuelan naval ship sinks. Resolute is undamaged, literally just paint scrapes. The most expensive fix was likely the new lifeboats they had to get after deploying them to assist the sinking naval ship in international waters. RCGS Resolute remains Resolute, still operates today. Portuguese Investigation says the ramming by Venezuelan Navy might have been accidental, but still their fault.

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I Brought You Some Floppas

Chinese emperors used caracals as gifts. In the 13th and the 14th centuries, Yuan dynasty rulers bought numerous caracals, i brought you some floppas omg thanks they are so funny
Chinese emperors used caracals as gifts. In the 13th and the 14th centuries, Yuan dynasty rulers bought numerous caracals, i brought you some floppas omg thanks they are so funny

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Battle of Edessa

<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Edessa">The Battle of Edessa</a> is considered by some historians to be one of the worst disasters to ever happen in military history. This is due to that fact that when the Emperor was captured, the Roman Empire reacted in it's preferred way to any sudden crisis. Splitting apart into countless factions and then promptly starting to stab each other.
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Edessa">The Battle of Edessa</a> is considered by some historians to be one of the worst disasters to ever happen in military history. This is due to that fact that when the Emperor was captured, the Roman Empire reacted in it's preferred way to any sudden crisis. Splitting apart into countless factions and then promptly starting to stab each other.

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Battle of Myeongnyang

<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Myeongnyang">The Battle of Myeongnyang</a> was a decisive battle between Joseon and Sengoku Japan, where the Japanese invasion fleet where dealt a massive blow by the numerically fewer Koreans. Given the disparity in numbers of ships, the naval battle is regarded as one of the most tactically brilliant victories in the history of warfare, and a humiliating naval defeat for the Japanese. Even after the victory, however, the Joseon navy was still outnumbered by remaining Japanese forces, so Admiral Yi withdrew to the Yellow Sea to resupply his fleet and have more space for a mobile defense. After the Korean navy withdrew, the Japanese navy made an incursion into the western coast of Korea, near some islands in Yeonggwang County.
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Myeongnyang">The Battle of Myeongnyang</a> was a decisive battle between Joseon and Sengoku Japan, where the Japanese invasion fleet where dealt a massive blow by the numerically fewer Koreans. Given the disparity in numbers of ships, the naval battle is regarded as one of the most tactically brilliant victories in the history of warfare, and a humiliating naval defeat for the Japanese. Even after the victory, however, the Joseon navy was still outnumbered by remaining Japanese forces, so Admiral Yi withdrew to the Yellow Sea to resupply his fleet and have more space for a mobile defense. After the Korean navy withdrew, the Japanese navy made an incursion into the western coast of Korea, near some islands in Yeonggwang County.

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Operation Neptune Spear

<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Osama_bin_Laden">Operation Neptune Spear</a> was the American military operation that saw the killing of Osama Bin Laden and the recovery of metric s--- tonnes of hentai that had to be carefully analysed by CIA interns in case it contained anything of value.
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Osama_bin_Laden">Operation Neptune Spear</a> was the American military operation that saw the killing of Osama Bin Laden and the recovery of metric s--- tonnes of hentai that had to be carefully analysed by CIA interns in case it contained anything of value.

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