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NFL Fan @test85488964 Replying to @peterxinping Chinese history be like: Warlord Wu Tu Tai of the Flying Panda Faction engaged Prince Lee Xi of the Qing dynasty at Dragon Pass in the War of Heavenly Ascension. Casualties: 30 million 9:25 PM · Aug 23, 2020 · Twitter for Android
NFL Fan @test85488964 Replying to @peterxinping Chinese history be like: Warlord Wu Tu Tai of the Flying Panda Faction engaged Prince Lee Xi of the Qing dynasty at Dragon Pass in the War of Heavenly Ascension. Casualties: 30 million 9:25 PM · Aug 23, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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When you’re THIS bad

When you're THIS bad russdom Part of Korean Conflict 22 June 1998 offshore of Sokcho, Gangwon- do South Korean victory Date Location Result Belligerents :Republic of Korea Democratic People's Republic of Korea Strength 1 fishing net 1 submarine 9 personnel Casualties and losses 1 fishing net 1 submarine captured 9 dead
When you're THIS bad russdom Part of Korean Conflict 22 June 1998 offshore of Sokcho, Gangwon- do South Korean victory Date Location Result Belligerents :Republic of Korea Democratic People's Republic of Korea Strength 1 fishing net 1 submarine 9 personnel Casualties and losses 1 fishing net 1 submarine captured 9 dead

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Result: Decisive American Victory

Result Decisive American victory
Result Decisive American victory

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20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten - Decisive Tang strategic victory

Battle of Suiyang 20,000-30,000 civililians Part of the An Lushan Rebellion Uighurs were eaten TIbetan Empire Tang Empire An Lushan's Rebelion Location of Suiyang during the An Lushan rebellion Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory • Yan forces capture Suiyang Decisive Tang strategic victory • Turn of the tide of the rebellion against Yan Territorial Yan forces fail to conquer lands south of the changes Yangtze River. Belligerents Tang dynasty Yan Commanders and leaders Li Tingwang Zhang Xun Nan Jiyun & Xu Yuan Yang Chaozong Decive Tang statejicidan Yin Zigi Strength 10,000 150,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,0o00 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yongqiu
Battle of Suiyang 20,000-30,000 civililians Part of the An Lushan Rebellion Uighurs were eaten TIbetan Empire Tang Empire An Lushan's Rebelion Location of Suiyang during the An Lushan rebellion Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory • Yan forces capture Suiyang Decisive Tang strategic victory • Turn of the tide of the rebellion against Yan Territorial Yan forces fail to conquer lands south of the changes Yangtze River. Belligerents Tang dynasty Yan Commanders and leaders Li Tingwang Zhang Xun Nan Jiyun & Xu Yuan Yang Chaozong Decive Tang statejicidan Yin Zigi Strength 10,000 150,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,0o00 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yongqiu

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Decisive Tang Strategic Victory

20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Decisive Tang strategic victory
20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Decisive Tang strategic victory

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Decisive Roman Victory

Date AD 60 or 61 Location Watling Street Result Decisive Roman victory · End of Boudica's revolt Roman rule secured Belligerents Roman Empire Iceni, Trinovantes, and other British peoples Commanders and leaders Gaius Suetonius Boudica Paulinus Strength 10,000 230,0002) Casualties and losses 400 dead 80,000 dead
Date AD 60 or 61 Location Watling Street Result Decisive Roman victory · End of Boudica's revolt Roman rule secured Belligerents Roman Empire Iceni, Trinovantes, and other British peoples Commanders and leaders Gaius Suetonius Boudica Paulinus Strength 10,000 230,0002) Casualties and losses 400 dead 80,000 dead

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Result: Decisive American Victory

Result Decisive American Vietory;
Result Decisive American Vietory;

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Decisive British Victory

Battle of Everything Part of the Wars for Everything A symbol of British power, built on the bones of Britain's many fallen enemies. Date Since the beginning of time Location Everywhere Decisive British victory Result Belligerents E Great Britain 5The World Commanders and leaders E Outstanding Not worth Individuals mentioning t Strength Unmatched Pathetic -- Laughable Casualties and losses Insignificant casualties Incalculable
Battle of Everything Part of the Wars for Everything A symbol of British power, built on the bones of Britain's many fallen enemies. Date Since the beginning of time Location Everywhere Decisive British victory Result Belligerents E Great Britain 5The World Commanders and leaders E Outstanding Not worth Individuals mentioning t Strength Unmatched Pathetic -- Laughable Casualties and losses Insignificant casualties Incalculable

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Battle of Suyiang

Battle of Suiyang Part of the An Shi Rebellion Suiyang was in modern day Shanggiu, Henan Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory. Belligerents Tang Dynasty Yan Dynasty Commanders and leaders Zhang Xun, Nan Jiyun, Xu Li Tingwang, Yang Yuan Chaozong, Yin Ziqi Strength 150,000 10,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yonggiu
Battle of Suiyang Part of the An Shi Rebellion Suiyang was in modern day Shanggiu, Henan Date 757 AD Location Suiyang, Xingyang Result Yan Pyrrhic victory. Belligerents Tang Dynasty Yan Dynasty Commanders and leaders Zhang Xun, Nan Jiyun, Xu Li Tingwang, Yang Yuan Chaozong, Yin Ziqi Strength 150,000 10,000 Casualties and losses 9,600 soldier deaths 60,000 soldier deaths 20,000-30,000 civilians were eaten Follows the Battle of Yonggiu

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Result: Decisive American Victory

Result Decisive American victory 1776
Result Decisive American victory 1776

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Battle of Inkerman

Battle of Inkermann Belligerents United Kingdom Russia Russian attacking force 15,300 British Commander la highly acgressive fficer did not know that he was facing a superior Russian force. ordered his 2 700 strong division to attack. General Soymonovšhot by a British rfleman. Russian command taken up by Colonel Pristovoitov, shot a few minutes later. asoshot |Colonel Uvazhnov-Aleksandrov assumed command At this point, no officer seemed keen to take up command Russian second column some 15,000, Jattacked 00 charged with the bayonet 15,000Russian soldiers British defenders forcing them to retreat
Battle of Inkermann Belligerents United Kingdom Russia Russian attacking force 15,300 British Commander la highly acgressive fficer did not know that he was facing a superior Russian force. ordered his 2 700 strong division to attack. General Soymonovšhot by a British rfleman. Russian command taken up by Colonel Pristovoitov, shot a few minutes later. asoshot |Colonel Uvazhnov-Aleksandrov assumed command At this point, no officer seemed keen to take up command Russian second column some 15,000, Jattacked 00 charged with the bayonet 15,000Russian soldiers British defenders forcing them to retreat

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The Battle of Tortuga

Battle of Tortuga Part of the Venezuelan Crisis ROGS RESOLUT The RCGS Resolute, after sustaining minor paint damage. Date April 2nd, 2020 Location International Waters near Tortuga Result Cruise Line victory Belligerents Venezuela Columbia Cruise President Nicolás CEO Olaf Groeger RCGS Resolute, cruise liner Minor paint damage 1117 Commanders Maduro Naiguata, warship 1 Naval Vessel National Dignity Services and leaders Strength Casualties and losses
Battle of Tortuga Part of the Venezuelan Crisis ROGS RESOLUT The RCGS Resolute, after sustaining minor paint damage. Date April 2nd, 2020 Location International Waters near Tortuga Result Cruise Line victory Belligerents Venezuela Columbia Cruise President Nicolás CEO Olaf Groeger RCGS Resolute, cruise liner Minor paint damage 1117 Commanders Maduro Naiguata, warship 1 Naval Vessel National Dignity Services and leaders Strength Casualties and losses

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I Brought You Some Floppas

Chinese emperors used caracals as gifts. In the 13th and the 14th centuries, Yuan dynasty rulers bought numerous caracals, i brought you some floppas omg thanks they are so funny
Chinese emperors used caracals as gifts. In the 13th and the 14th centuries, Yuan dynasty rulers bought numerous caracals, i brought you some floppas omg thanks they are so funny

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Battle of Edessa

Battle of Edessa Part of the Roman-Persian Wars Minimal Entire force 2: Emperor valerian 3: Roman Senator 4: Savar of the Suren Clan 5: Female Sardar A rock-face relief at Naqsh-e Rostam, depicting the triumph of Shapur I over the Roman Emperor Valerian. Date Spring 260 Location Edessa, Osroene (southern Turkey) Result Sasanian victory[¹] Belligerents Sasanian Empire Roman Empire Germanic and Goth allies Commanders and leaders Shaour I Valerian (POW) Roman emperor was taken prisoner. Casualties and losses Minimal [3] Entire force[4] or more than 60,000[5] Casualties and losses
Battle of Edessa Part of the Roman-Persian Wars Minimal Entire force 2: Emperor valerian 3: Roman Senator 4: Savar of the Suren Clan 5: Female Sardar A rock-face relief at Naqsh-e Rostam, depicting the triumph of Shapur I over the Roman Emperor Valerian. Date Spring 260 Location Edessa, Osroene (southern Turkey) Result Sasanian victory[¹] Belligerents Sasanian Empire Roman Empire Germanic and Goth allies Commanders and leaders Shaour I Valerian (POW) Roman emperor was taken prisoner. Casualties and losses Minimal [3] Entire force[4] or more than 60,000[5] Casualties and losses

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Battle of Myeongnyang


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Operation Neptune Spear

Strength 79 JSOC and CIA 4 adult male residents 5 women operators 5 helicopters 1 Belgian Malinois (military 13 children working dog) Casualties and losses 1 helicopter crash-landed 5 killed (no casualties) 17 captured (1 injured)
Strength 79 JSOC and CIA 4 adult male residents 5 women operators 5 helicopters 1 Belgian Malinois (military 13 children working dog) Casualties and losses 1 helicopter crash-landed 5 killed (no casualties) 17 captured (1 injured)

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