History Memes - Images

Sorted By:

UK home defence tips | History Memes

I own a Longbow for home defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four chavs break into my house. 'In the name of the Almighty!' As I grab my Great helm and Yew longbow. Fire a golf ball-sized arrowhead through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my crossbow on the second man, miss him entirely because it's weak-limbed and nails the neighbour's dog. I have to resort to the Bombard mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, 'Deus Vult' the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Draw my broadsword and charge the last terrified heathen. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since dismemberments are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Magna Carta intended.

I own a Longbow for home defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four chavs break into my house. 'In the name of the Almighty!' As I grab my Great helm and Yew longbow. Fire a golf ball-sized arrowhead through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my crossbow on the second man, miss him entirely because it's weak-limbed and nails the neighbour's dog. I have to resort to the Bombard mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, 'Deus Vult' the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Draw my broadsword and charge the last terrified heathen. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since dismemberments are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Magna Carta intended.

Why did it work so well? | History Memes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well? Stealth wouldn't work, because you could always Heer them coming.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well? Stealth wouldn't work, because you could always Heer them coming.

Sometimes the wrong gift is worse than no gift at all. | History Memes

fuckyeahmoviequotes- eru Carlton is still lowest! Ptolemy Don't you want to open your present? WAYNE Caesar If it's a severed head, I'll be very upset.

fuckyeahmoviequotes- eru Carlton is still lowest! Ptolemy Don't you want to open your present? WAYNE Caesar If it's a severed head, I'll be very upset.

It still didnt excuse us but you get the point | History Memes

Spanish Empire You extracted all the gold from me and no one bats a eye Rome I extrac gold from the americas and i am the worst That doesn't seem fair.

Spanish Empire You extracted all the gold from me and no one bats a eye Rome I extrac gold from the americas and i am the worst That doesn't seem fair.

Fiiinee I’ll rewatch Waterloo(1970) again… | History Memes

me when I'm in a Greatest war movie of all time competition and my opponent is Waterloo (1970) starring Christopher Plummer and Ron Stewart H

me when I'm in a Greatest war movie of all time competition and my opponent is Waterloo (1970) starring Christopher Plummer and Ron Stewart H

This kept me from taking a nap earlier | History Memes

...and furthermore, my opponent thinks he's pulling off that brown coat, but he soooo isn't. " 66 201 Brutally Honest Abe

...and furthermore, my opponent thinks he's pulling off that brown coat, but he soooo isn't. " 66 201 Brutally Honest Abe

Pre-History Meme, it really is sad how all of our cousin-species are all gone. Kinda sad how we’re t...

H--- Naledi Neanderthals H--- Floresieensis H--- Sapians 10000² irwinC Humanity

H--- Naledi Neanderthals H--- Floresieensis H--- Sapians 10000² irwinC Humanity

England vs Portugal colonialism city names. | History Memes

Cringe Br*tish Colonial City Names: Fries Egg Harbor Bumpass Based Brazilian Colonial City Names: Santo André da Borda do Campo de Piratininga Belém do Grão-Pará Bahia de Todos os Santos

Cringe Br*tish Colonial City Names: Fries Egg Harbor Bumpass Based Brazilian Colonial City Names: Santo André da Borda do Campo de Piratininga Belém do Grão-Pará Bahia de Todos os Santos

That was a wild 600 years. | History Memes

HRE imgflip.com Everyone knows who's in charge. Me, right? BYZANTINES Yes, you of course

HRE imgflip.com Everyone knows who's in charge. Me, right? BYZANTINES Yes, you of course

Add in dark eye-makeup | History Memes

made with mematic Vikings Arabs Having beards and f------ up the French century after century

made with mematic Vikings Arabs Having beards and f------ up the French century after century

He said some interesting things back then | History Memes

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man His Salary Henry Ford His opinion on jews and Hitler

Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man His Salary Henry Ford His opinion on jews and Hitler

Just one more execution bro! | History Memes

Fact: 90% of Reigns of Terror quit right before theyre about to Establish the Republic of Virtue

Fact: 90% of Reigns of Terror quit right before theyre about to Establish the Republic of Virtue

Napoleon probably knew. | History Memes

Tell me the truth...I'm..I'm ready to hear it. It Didn't Matter If Grouchy Was There, Or If Napoleon Committed His Old Guard Earlier In The Battle. It Didn't Matter If He Would Have Won At Waterloo At All. The Coalition At This Point Has Towered Over What Remains Of The Depleted France In Terms Of Manpower And Resources. Napoleon Could Have Triumph Over Wellington And Blucher. But There's Not Much Else He Can Do After For Napoleon Will Never Get The Ceasefire He Wants From A Much Bigger European Alliance Who's Already Had Enough Of His Conquests.

Tell me the truth...I'm..I'm ready to hear it. It Didn't Matter If Grouchy Was There, Or If Napoleon Committed His Old Guard Earlier In The Battle. It Didn't Matter If He Would Have Won At Waterloo At All. The Coalition At This Point Has Towered Over What Remains Of The Depleted France In Terms Of Manpower And Resources. Napoleon Could Have Triumph Over Wellington And Blucher. But There's Not Much Else He Can Do After For Napoleon Will Never Get The Ceasefire He Wants From A Much Bigger European Alliance Who's Already Had Enough Of His Conquests.

They are considered "Man's Best Friend" for a reason | History Memes

KOSTYA imgflip.com HACHIKO GREYFRIARS BOBBY LOYALTY AND LOVE EVEN IN DEATH

KOSTYA imgflip.com HACHIKO GREYFRIARS BOBBY LOYALTY AND LOVE EVEN IN DEATH

Separate the artist and art, unless the art is their atrocities | History Memes

PSYCHOPATHS SERIAL KILLERS LITERARY CIRCLES WHO ENJOYED WORKS BY GABRIEL MATZNEFF

PSYCHOPATHS SERIAL KILLERS LITERARY CIRCLES WHO ENJOYED WORKS BY GABRIEL MATZNEFF

As a Pole, this isn't some funny number | History Memes

Someone: 123 is a funny number The Polish guy next to him: imgflip.com 4

Someone: 123 is a funny number The Polish guy next to him: imgflip.com 4