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Apologies, but Russia thinks it's Roman? | History Memes

Teens obsess over either Rome or Russia Russia claims Moscow is the true successor to the Roman Empire So teens are obsessed with Rome no matter what So teens are obsessed with Rome no matter what

Teens obsess over either Rome or Russia Russia claims Moscow is the true successor to the Roman Empire So teens are obsessed with Rome no matter what So teens are obsessed with Rome no matter what

Archers be like: | History Memes

The Virgin Fantasy Archer Only strings his bow before combat to perserve his bowstrings The Chad English Longbowman Swole AF, capable of generating 600 Newtons of force Completely helpless at close range No bracers or gloves to protect wrists from arrow abrasion Walks around with bow strung all the time, weakening elasticity Has no impact on society, fantasy world stuck in medieval stasis for thousands of years Back quiver requries reaching up and behind between shots Always visibly weaker than melee fighters despite bows requiring raw upper body strength Loots caves and dungeons Social impact of armed yeomanry bedrock of Anglo-American traditions of liberty Accelerated the end of Feudalism and the creation of nation states Just as capable in mêlée as at range Most effective fighting force in Europe since the Roman Legions Looted countless French and Burgundian towns during chevauchées

The Virgin Fantasy Archer Only strings his bow before combat to perserve his bowstrings The Chad English Longbowman Swole AF, capable of generating 600 Newtons of force Completely helpless at close range No bracers or gloves to protect wrists from arrow abrasion Walks around with bow strung all the time, weakening elasticity Has no impact on society, fantasy world stuck in medieval stasis for thousands of years Back quiver requries reaching up and behind between shots Always visibly weaker than melee fighters despite bows requiring raw upper body strength Loots caves and dungeons Social impact of armed yeomanry bedrock of Anglo-American traditions of liberty Accelerated the end of Feudalism and the creation of nation states Just as capable in mêlée as at range Most effective fighting force in Europe since the Roman Legions Looted countless French and Burgundian towns during chevauchées

And they had already lost milions in the previous years because of famine and purges | History Meme...

You defeat Nazi germany and have now control over all eastern Europe Q You lost over 25 000 000 people made with mematic

You defeat Nazi germany and have now control over all eastern Europe Q You lost over 25 000 000 people made with mematic

It must’ve been pretty bizarre for the Inuit, who rarely ever encountered white people, to see dozen...

Inuit in the 1840s when they see the Franklin expedition crew wandering around the Arctic: da f--- they doin ova der imgflip.com

Inuit in the 1840s when they see the Franklin expedition crew wandering around the Arctic: da f--- they doin ova der imgflip.com

Three words: river of whiskey | History Memes

13 PEOPLE DIED DURING OF SMOKE THE DUBLIN WHISKEY FIRE INHALATION, RIGHT? RIGHT? imgflip.com

13 PEOPLE DIED DURING OF SMOKE THE DUBLIN WHISKEY FIRE INHALATION, RIGHT? RIGHT? imgflip.com

Because that's the way to do it | History Memes

WE'VE LOST 95,000 MEN AT THE BATTLES OF LAKE TRASIMENE AND CANNAE. NOT TO WORRY, WE'LL RAISE MORE LEGIONS AND MEET HANNIBAL IN THE FIELD ONCE MORE. THE EMPEROR HASN'T INCREASED MY PAY 200% THIS YEAR. TIME TO ASSASINATE HIM AND PROCLAIM A NEW ONE. 216 B.C. 3RD CENTURY A.D.

WE'VE LOST 95,000 MEN AT THE BATTLES OF LAKE TRASIMENE AND CANNAE. NOT TO WORRY, WE'LL RAISE MORE LEGIONS AND MEET HANNIBAL IN THE FIELD ONCE MORE. THE EMPEROR HASN'T INCREASED MY PAY 200% THIS YEAR. TIME TO ASSASINATE HIM AND PROCLAIM A NEW ONE. 216 B.C. 3RD CENTURY A.D.

"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one" | History Memes

HUNDREDS OF POLISH CHILDREN TRAPPED IN SIBERIA IMPERIAL JAPAN, OF ALL PLACES imgflip.com

HUNDREDS OF POLISH CHILDREN TRAPPED IN SIBERIA IMPERIAL JAPAN, OF ALL PLACES imgflip.com

Definitely the most insane Israeli assassination (Context in comments) | History Memes

✡ How do we assassinate our most wanted Hamas commander? השיבולית. יפול עץ.Og כרוב •באין תשועל Bomb Airstrike We seduce him with an e- girlfriend and send him her exploding panties Employee of the month Vice president

✡ How do we assassinate our most wanted Hamas commander? השיבולית. יפול עץ.Og כרוב •באין תשועל Bomb Airstrike We seduce him with an e- girlfriend and send him her exploding panties Employee of the month Vice president

Imagine thinking you’re in India and creating a whole new continent by accident | History Memes

why can't I find a guy like this ugh India hey no C 163 037 E 5 1368 44 Christopher Columbus He's literally the guy in the pic

why can't I find a guy like this ugh India hey no C 163 037 E 5 1368 44 Christopher Columbus He's literally the guy in the pic

Just learn russian bro | History Memes

be drafted into Hungarian army in 1944 be captured by soviets and put in a war camp be put in a mental hospital in Russia, because no one understand hungarian and thought you are crazy stayed here for nearly 50 years be freed in 1997 by Slovakian doctor who speak hungarian made with mematic

be drafted into Hungarian army in 1944 be captured by soviets and put in a war camp be put in a mental hospital in Russia, because no one understand hungarian and thought you are crazy stayed here for nearly 50 years be freed in 1997 by Slovakian doctor who speak hungarian made with mematic

Tanks | History Memes

When they say they're into history When they start listing off German tanks

When they say they're into history When they start listing off German tanks

Mongolian Priority | History Memes

I want to take this chance to apologize... To absolutely nobody. 金 (HX

I want to take this chance to apologize... To absolutely nobody. 金 (HX

Las Malvinas? SIKE | History Memes

Some p----- off Scottish Sergeant 8,000 miles from home and ready to bayonet some 18 year old Argentine conscript enjoying winning his first War c--- W

Some p----- off Scottish Sergeant 8,000 miles from home and ready to bayonet some 18 year old Argentine conscript enjoying winning his first War c--- W

So he was the Santa of Rome? | History Memes

Santa Claus VS Lucius Cornelius Sulla He has a list. Is checking it twice. Knows who's been naughty or nice. Is coming to town.

Santa Claus VS Lucius Cornelius Sulla He has a list. Is checking it twice. Knows who's been naughty or nice. Is coming to town.

Mad Tuesday | History Memes

The Dutch don't want you to know this but the bikes in the netherlands are free you can take them home. MENDERLAND I have 458 bikes

The Dutch don't want you to know this but the bikes in the netherlands are free you can take them home. MENDERLAND I have 458 bikes

Since the River Nile feeds the land, it gives the "fertile land" an entirely new meaning now. | Hist...

*Atum : *emerged from his primordial mound and just randomly decided to jack- off which gives birth to his two children.* * *A (maybe) festival was then formed wherein people will watch their pharaoh jack- off to the river, once done, the rest of the men will follow suit. U/Khantlerpartesar

*Atum : *emerged from his primordial mound and just randomly decided to jack- off which gives birth to his two children.* * *A (maybe) festival was then formed wherein people will watch their pharaoh jack- off to the river, once done, the rest of the men will follow suit. U/Khantlerpartesar