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THE Paul Watson @paul_c_watson. 14h Can you imagine being called Pontius, becoming a Pilates instructor and NOT calling your business Pontius Pilates? Inexplicable. Cheryl Pontius Strengthening your core and mind for a balanced life. Experience Personal Trainer/Pilates Instructor MetamorPhysique - Self-employed Aug 2007 - Present 16 yrs 7 mos Woodland Hills ALT Pilates Instructor: on all apparatus - reformer, mat, Wunda chair, Cadillac/trapeze. ...see more

THE Paul Watson @paul_c_watson. 14h Can you imagine being called Pontius, becoming a Pilates instructor and NOT calling your business Pontius Pilates? Inexplicable. Cheryl Pontius Strengthening your core and mind for a balanced life. Experience Personal Trainer/Pilates Instructor MetamorPhysique - Self-employed Aug 2007 - Present 16 yrs 7 mos Woodland Hills ALT Pilates Instructor: on all apparatus - reformer, mat, Wunda chair, Cadillac/trapeze. ...see more

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I apologize if this is a bit cumbersome to read, but it's well worth it. | History Memes

MOST FUNCTIONAL MESOPOTAMIAN ROYAL FAMILY Urkesh "How long do we have bat-Enlil to guide you in every matter? Are you a child, and not an adult? you have a beard on your chin? When are you going take charge of your house? Don't you see that your brother is Tleading vast armies? So, you too take charge of your palace, your house!" "Why are you setting up a waifabatum "Now, how can I be a child and incapable of directing affairs when daddy promoted meeh KurdHow is it that, although rig I grew up with Daddy Qatt from when I was finy, now some servant or other has succeeded in ousting me from Daddy's affections? So I am coming to Daddy right now, to have issur, out with daddy about my unhappiness!" YASMAH-ADAD, KING OF MARI imgflip.com "While here your brother is victorious, down there ISHME-DAGAN I, KING this thing? That is not great conduct." you lie about among the women." OF EKALLATUM nnun ri TA "Take heed of the old proverb: The bitch is in such a hurry that she bears blind puppies,' and don't you act in the same way!" SHAMSHI-ADAD AKING OF THE UNIVERSE "Write me what you are intending to write to the king, so that, where possible, I can advise you myself." Rapigum

MOST FUNCTIONAL MESOPOTAMIAN ROYAL FAMILY Urkesh "How long do we have bat-Enlil to guide you in every matter? Are you a child, and not an adult? you have a beard on your chin? When are you going take charge of your house? Don't you see that your brother is Tleading vast armies? So, you too take charge of your palace, your house!" "Why are you setting up a waifabatum "Now, how can I be a child and incapable of directing affairs when daddy promoted meeh KurdHow is it that, although rig I grew up with Daddy Qatt from when I was finy, now some servant or other has succeeded in ousting me from Daddy's affections? So I am coming to Daddy right now, to have issur, out with daddy about my unhappiness!" YASMAH-ADAD, KING OF MARI imgflip.com "While here your brother is victorious, down there ISHME-DAGAN I, KING this thing? That is not great conduct." you lie about among the women." OF EKALLATUM nnun ri TA "Take heed of the old proverb: The bitch is in such a hurry that she bears blind puppies,' and don't you act in the same way!" SHAMSHI-ADAD AKING OF THE UNIVERSE "Write me what you are intending to write to the king, so that, where possible, I can advise you myself." Rapigum

The Aztec meritocracy was very based | History Memes

"YOU HAVE NOT DONE BADLY ON THE BATTLEFIELD, PEASANT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY ALTHOUGH YOU SEEM TO BE MORE COMPETENT THAN MY USELESS NOBLE GENERAL, YOU ARE OF THE THIRD ESTATE, SO THERE IS NO PROMOTION FOR YOU" T "I JUST HAD MY NOBLE GENERAL SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED DUE TO HIS INEPTITUDE, YOU ARE A GREAT WARRIOR DESPITE BEING A COMMONER, SO YOU ARE PROMOTED, AND IF YOU CONTINUE LIKE THIS I WILL GIVE YOU THE TITLE OF NOBLE" Roxo.c imgflip.com "THAT SUCKS, BUT IT'S TRADITION SO OKAY" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOUR MAJESTY, I PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOU"

"YOU HAVE NOT DONE BADLY ON THE BATTLEFIELD, PEASANT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY ALTHOUGH YOU SEEM TO BE MORE COMPETENT THAN MY USELESS NOBLE GENERAL, YOU ARE OF THE THIRD ESTATE, SO THERE IS NO PROMOTION FOR YOU" T "I JUST HAD MY NOBLE GENERAL SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN DEFEATED DUE TO HIS INEPTITUDE, YOU ARE A GREAT WARRIOR DESPITE BEING A COMMONER, SO YOU ARE PROMOTED, AND IF YOU CONTINUE LIKE THIS I WILL GIVE YOU THE TITLE OF NOBLE" Roxo.c imgflip.com "THAT SUCKS, BUT IT'S TRADITION SO OKAY" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOUR MAJESTY, I PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPOINT YOU"

Putting a huge F on the word foreign, french foreign legion W | History Memes

Normandy, 1944 Provence, 1944 Ko "all *Please don't shoot me! I am not German, I am Polish I didn't kill anyone! I am Polish* yeaaah yeah, keep yapping you f------ Nazi, now against the wall! *Please don't shoot me! I am not German, I am Polish ... uuh?.. wait...this isn't German gibberish? sight STEPAN!! i think this guy is one of yours. دیم *hey pal, i recognize the accent from Łódź, im from Warsaw don't worry i had a rought time too in Italy* دا

Normandy, 1944 Provence, 1944 Ko "all *Please don't shoot me! I am not German, I am Polish I didn't kill anyone! I am Polish* yeaaah yeah, keep yapping you f------ Nazi, now against the wall! *Please don't shoot me! I am not German, I am Polish ... uuh?.. wait...this isn't German gibberish? sight STEPAN!! i think this guy is one of yours. دیم *hey pal, i recognize the accent from Łódź, im from Warsaw don't worry i had a rought time too in Italy* دا

Poor Ottomans... | History Memes

POV: History subreddits in Reddit esberat C+ + COLO 16 ALLES + 113 DE A 20 pover dere

POV: History subreddits in Reddit esberat C+ + COLO 16 ALLES + 113 DE A 20 pover dere

Applies to 1830, 1848, 1870s, Great Depression, 1980s-today... | History Memes

Most tragic ghosting in history | History Memes

NAPOLEON IN MOSCOW WAITING FOR A TEXT BACK FROM THE TSAR imgflip.com

NAPOLEON IN MOSCOW WAITING FOR A TEXT BACK FROM THE TSAR imgflip.com

Take your meds, wingman. | History Memes

The test pilot of the USAF's first jet fighter dressed as a gorilla to mess with other pilots Pilots flying the usual piston-driven aviation engine would report back to base with sightings of a fast-moving plane without a propeller. They also said the plane was flown by a "gorilla, wearing a derby hat, waving a stogie at them." Other pilots who were exposed to Woolams' prank were convinced by Air Force psychologists that they hadn't really seen the gorilla flying the plane, "because everyone knows you can't fly without a propeller." DANGER ERTION LEAT LT. LOTUS GRACE Doc, I'm pretty sure I saw a gorilla wearing a hat flying a plane with no propeller. Take your meds.

The test pilot of the USAF's first jet fighter dressed as a gorilla to mess with other pilots Pilots flying the usual piston-driven aviation engine would report back to base with sightings of a fast-moving plane without a propeller. They also said the plane was flown by a "gorilla, wearing a derby hat, waving a stogie at them." Other pilots who were exposed to Woolams' prank were convinced by Air Force psychologists that they hadn't really seen the gorilla flying the plane, "because everyone knows you can't fly without a propeller." DANGER ERTION LEAT LT. LOTUS GRACE Doc, I'm pretty sure I saw a gorilla wearing a hat flying a plane with no propeller. Take your meds.

"OPINION | Here's how the Bourbons can still win" | History Memes

shmulik @souljagoytellem this is what the British press was looking like in 1805 $300B JUST 29 DAYS DISAPPEARED $850,000,000,000 Grande Armée TO NOWHERE FE $1 TRILLION GONE! 25 DAYS STTHILLION BANKRUPT IN 27 DAYS $3.7 TRILLION DISASTER 7 DAYS BONSA 0 Days $28 TRILLION DISASTER IT'S FALLEN STARTED THINGS WON'T END WELL "NO ONE IS SAFE" stop. GAME OVER HAS END.

shmulik @souljagoytellem this is what the British press was looking like in 1805 $300B JUST 29 DAYS DISAPPEARED $850,000,000,000 Grande Armée TO NOWHERE FE $1 TRILLION GONE! 25 DAYS STTHILLION BANKRUPT IN 27 DAYS $3.7 TRILLION DISASTER 7 DAYS BONSA 0 Days $28 TRILLION DISASTER IT'S FALLEN STARTED THINGS WON'T END WELL "NO ONE IS SAFE" stop. GAME OVER HAS END.

My Country isn't a Christian One So this is How We Call It | History Memes

Using BCE (Before Common Era) and CE (Common Era) Using BC (Before Christ) and AD (Anno Domini) Using BC (Before [the Christianl Counting) and AC (After [the Christian] Counting)

Using BCE (Before Common Era) and CE (Common Era) Using BC (Before Christ) and AD (Anno Domini) Using BC (Before [the Christianl Counting) and AC (After [the Christian] Counting)

He’d be ashamed. | History Memes

HENRY VII WATCHING FROM THE AFTERLIFE AS HENRY VIII COMPLETELY UNRAVELS EVERYTHING HE WORKED TOWARDS DURING HIS REIGN:

HENRY VII WATCHING FROM THE AFTERLIFE AS HENRY VIII COMPLETELY UNRAVELS EVERYTHING HE WORKED TOWARDS DURING HIS REIGN:

Sun comes up, system works. | History Memes

*You win a competition as Aztec kid* *Aztec priest** I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. Hali CIFREN *We sacrifice you so we can guarantee that sun will rise tomorrow* a

*You win a competition as Aztec kid* *Aztec priest** I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. Hali CIFREN *We sacrifice you so we can guarantee that sun will rise tomorrow* a

I know I’m late but… | History Memes

Russians using old documents to justify its claims on Eastern Europe Me realizing that Spain can use its purchase of the title of Roman Empire to reunite it under these same rules. imgflip.com X i sleep real s---

Russians using old documents to justify its claims on Eastern Europe Me realizing that Spain can use its purchase of the title of Roman Empire to reunite it under these same rules. imgflip.com X i sleep real s---

Abraham Lincoln: "I wish I was in..." | History Memes

A woman, her age A man, his salary Abraham Lincoln, his favorite song

A woman, her age A man, his salary Abraham Lincoln, his favorite song

Better to be careful | History Memes

Women in the 1600's: "I was just thinking..." Men: Witch. prettycooltin

Women in the 1600's: "I was just thinking..." Men: Witch. prettycooltin

A Hilarious Battle. | History Memes

THE BATTLE OF CASTLE ITTER: NOOO! YOU CAN'T TEAM UP YO, THE SS HAS SOME WITH THOSE AMERICAN FRENCH CELEBRITIES IN SOME CASTLE, WANNA BEAT THE ASSES OF THOSE BASTARDS PRICKS SO WE CAN SAVE THEM? Ja VA D--------!

THE BATTLE OF CASTLE ITTER: NOOO! YOU CAN'T TEAM UP YO, THE SS HAS SOME WITH THOSE AMERICAN FRENCH CELEBRITIES IN SOME CASTLE, WANNA BEAT THE ASSES OF THOSE BASTARDS PRICKS SO WE CAN SAVE THEM? Ja VA D--------!