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I had to remove the end with Russia And Orban because it is less than 20 years old | History Memes

A SHORT STORY OF HUNGARIAI ΣΙΣΙΣ

A SHORT STORY OF HUNGARIAI ΣΙΣΙΣ

Bullying your judges is the best proven method of winning a case | History Memes

When Romans ruled Egypt, they forbade Egyptian lawyers from accessing Alexandria's courts because they used to laugh at Roman judges and their poor verdicts, and make jokes and songs to defend political prisoners. "Egyptians are twisted and bitter people with a sense of humor," said Roman poet Theocritus. You can't make a joke at court.

When Romans ruled Egypt, they forbade Egyptian lawyers from accessing Alexandria's courts because they used to laugh at Roman judges and their poor verdicts, and make jokes and songs to defend political prisoners. "Egyptians are twisted and bitter people with a sense of humor," said Roman poet Theocritus. You can't make a joke at court.

Today is history's mysteries | History Memes

Never forget, that on this day in 793AD, a group of Vikings selflessly rescued the treasures of Lindisfarne from a great fire, after the monks mysteriously and spontaneously died.

Never forget, that on this day in 793AD, a group of Vikings selflessly rescued the treasures of Lindisfarne from a great fire, after the monks mysteriously and spontaneously died.

A joke from Qing Dynasty China (Translation in comments) | History Memes

撒精一人患疾病,医曰:“必须用少男之精,配药服之,方可还原“乃令人持器往觅。途遇一美童,告以故,童令以器置地,遂解裤,向臀后撒之求者日:“精出在前,为何取之以后?”童曰:“你不知,出处不如聚处。” [译文] 有人患了怪病,医生说:“必须用少年的精子配药吃,才能治好”于是他就派人拿着容器到处去找。在路上遇到一个美少年,就告诉他原因, 少年叫把容器放在地上,然后,脱下裤子,把屁股对着容器撒。求的人说: “精子在前面出,你为何在后面取呢?”少年说:“你不知道,出来的地方没有收集的地方多。”

撒精一人患疾病,医曰:“必须用少男之精,配药服之,方可还原“乃令人持器往觅。途遇一美童,告以故,童令以器置地,遂解裤,向臀后撒之求者日:“精出在前,为何取之以后?”童曰:“你不知,出处不如聚处。” [译文] 有人患了怪病,医生说:“必须用少年的精子配药吃,才能治好”于是他就派人拿着容器到处去找。在路上遇到一个美少年,就告诉他原因, 少年叫把容器放在地上,然后,脱下裤子,把屁股对着容器撒。求的人说: “精子在前面出,你为何在后面取呢?”少年说:“你不知道,出来的地方没有收集的地方多。”

What happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object: | History Memes

MICALL Establishing the New York Public Library despite hating each other இ

MICALL Establishing the New York Public Library despite hating each other இ

Australia in 1915 be like.. | History Memes

When an Austrian guy is killed by a Serb so you have to fight the Turks at Gallipoli for Britain cos & L FB@SIMPLYSTATEDHISTORY 21- =(A + n)²+and

When an Austrian guy is killed by a Serb so you have to fight the Turks at Gallipoli for Britain cos & L FB@SIMPLYSTATEDHISTORY 21- =(A + n)²+and

THE BEATLES WILL BE EXTERMINATED!! | History Memes

The DALEK invasion of Earth The British tv view ship The Beatles on ITV

The DALEK invasion of Earth The British tv view ship The Beatles on ITV

"Im not against nubians as a whole but-" | History Memes

When I tell someone I'm gamer from egypt WES BEL 717 ch f

When I tell someone I'm gamer from egypt WES BEL 717 ch f

Context in the comments | History Memes

POV: You wake up in an ambulance in Poland in 2002 G imgflip.com

POV: You wake up in an ambulance in Poland in 2002 G imgflip.com

Most weren't even for Jerusalem | History Memes

"The crusades were all wasted failures except the first" The Norwegian Crusade Albigensian Crusade Sixth Crusade Holy League's Hospitaller triumphs over Crusade in the Ottomans Rhodes The End of Spain's Reconquista

"The crusades were all wasted failures except the first" The Norwegian Crusade Albigensian Crusade Sixth Crusade Holy League's Hospitaller triumphs over Crusade in the Ottomans Rhodes The End of Spain's Reconquista

Doesn't this make you Wet? | History Memes

You Cant Tell me France doesn't Have that Drip

You Cant Tell me France doesn't Have that Drip

Be careful whose funeral you miss | History Memes

Regretting missing a funeral Paul Castellano imgflip.com Leon Trotsky

Regretting missing a funeral Paul Castellano imgflip.com Leon Trotsky

Tokyo August 1945 | History Memes

O TOKYO, AUGUST 1945 YOU'RE STARVING IN A BURNED OUT HUSK OF A CITY, HAVE NO FLEET LEFT, YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY THE UNITED STATES NAVY, YOUR ISLANDS HAVE BEEN NUKED TWICE, AND THEN YOU LEARN THE SOVIETS ARE WIPING THEIR ASSES WITH YOUR REQUEST TO HELP YOU BROKER A PEACE DEAL.

O TOKYO, AUGUST 1945 YOU'RE STARVING IN A BURNED OUT HUSK OF A CITY, HAVE NO FLEET LEFT, YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY THE UNITED STATES NAVY, YOUR ISLANDS HAVE BEEN NUKED TWICE, AND THEN YOU LEARN THE SOVIETS ARE WIPING THEIR ASSES WITH YOUR REQUEST TO HELP YOU BROKER A PEACE DEAL.

Hear me out for this one | History Memes

My teacher wildin with this question QUESTION OF THE DAY HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH WOULD YOU PICK COTTON FOR $200/HR? WHAT THE F---

My teacher wildin with this question QUESTION OF THE DAY HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH WOULD YOU PICK COTTON FOR $200/HR? WHAT THE F---

Common Prussian L | History Memes

Virgin Frederick William IV, King of Prussia Chad Napoléon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French "A crown from the gutter, disgraced by the stink of the revolution, defiled with dirt and mud" "I found the crown of France lying in the gutter, so I picked it up with my sword and the people placed it atop my head"

Virgin Frederick William IV, King of Prussia Chad Napoléon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French "A crown from the gutter, disgraced by the stink of the revolution, defiled with dirt and mud" "I found the crown of France lying in the gutter, so I picked it up with my sword and the people placed it atop my head"

Jackson Pollock was a PsyOp | History Memes

Modern Art The CIA The USSR

Modern Art The CIA The USSR

That doesn't go well for it | History Memes

Belgium when a world war starts: EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger.

Belgium when a world war starts: EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger.

History is so cool | History Memes

2 The Romans Fighting the goths or something (colorized)

2 The Romans Fighting the goths or something (colorized)

Buzz was a dangerous man | History Memes

Buzz Aldrin's life before the moon landing: US AIR FORCE 12821 EFU-82

Buzz Aldrin's life before the moon landing: US AIR FORCE 12821 EFU-82

(Sorry for the poor graphics quality last time) | History Memes

imgflip.com SOVIET ARMY COOK WITH A RIFLE AND A F*CKING AX UNSUSPECTING GERMAN TANK

imgflip.com SOVIET ARMY COOK WITH A RIFLE AND A F*CKING AX UNSUSPECTING GERMAN TANK