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> Learn of the prophecy that your city will only fall if you stay alive > Walk into enemy camp dressed as a common peasant > Provoke your enemies into killing you > Die > Your enemies run away in fear of imminent defeat SLEEN WITHRS

> Learn of the prophecy that your city will only fall if you stay alive > Walk into enemy camp dressed as a common peasant > Provoke your enemies into killing you > Die > Your enemies run away in fear of imminent defeat SLEEN WITHRS

Thought this would go well here. | History Memes

DUELS IN FICTION Hark!? Thou darest question mine honor? Have at thee, then! I shall test your supposed skills by the blade merrily! clang Why, indeed I do! Though now that I am fighting thee, I must say that thou appear to be just as skilled as I, and therefore I hold thee with utmost respect as a fellow noble, my good sir! "clink" ding + Why, thank thee, sir! DUELS IN REAL HISTORY "Iron Herman fell prostrate to the ground, and Guy of Steenvorde threw himself on top of him, pounding the knight's mouth and eyes with his iron gauntlets. Having raised his hand very smoothly to the lower edges of the mail coat, where Guy was unprotected, and grabbed him by the testicles, he collected his strength for a single effort and threw him from him, breaking open all the lower parts of his body by this grabbing throw so that the prostrate and now impotent Guy grew weak and cried out that he was defeated and was going to die."

DUELS IN FICTION Hark!? Thou darest question mine honor? Have at thee, then! I shall test your supposed skills by the blade merrily! clang Why, indeed I do! Though now that I am fighting thee, I must say that thou appear to be just as skilled as I, and therefore I hold thee with utmost respect as a fellow noble, my good sir! "clink" ding + Why, thank thee, sir! DUELS IN REAL HISTORY "Iron Herman fell prostrate to the ground, and Guy of Steenvorde threw himself on top of him, pounding the knight's mouth and eyes with his iron gauntlets. Having raised his hand very smoothly to the lower edges of the mail coat, where Guy was unprotected, and grabbed him by the testicles, he collected his strength for a single effort and threw him from him, breaking open all the lower parts of his body by this grabbing throw so that the prostrate and now impotent Guy grew weak and cried out that he was defeated and was going to die."

When humanity won | History Memes

Your Dutch and you see bombers approaching The anti air are aiming at them They don't fire and the bombers open their bomb bays They're dropping food and aid saving you from starvation Panik Kalm Panik

Your Dutch and you see bombers approaching The anti air are aiming at them They don't fire and the bombers open their bomb bays They're dropping food and aid saving you from starvation Panik Kalm Panik

Do help us, Fishman! | History Memes

Historians: How were cities invented? Sumerian Storytellers:

Historians: How were cities invented? Sumerian Storytellers:

Steve Jobs: "It's free real estate" | History Memes

Steve Jobs parking his untagged car across two handicapped spots. That'll do.

Steve Jobs parking his untagged car across two handicapped spots. That'll do.

The Charge of the Light Brigade | History Memes

WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE MISREAD OUR ORDERS AND CHARGED STRAIT INTO THEIR CANNONS, GET OUR HEADS BLOWN OFF AND GETTING AMBUSHED BY THEIR CAVALRY?

WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE MISREAD OUR ORDERS AND CHARGED STRAIT INTO THEIR CANNONS, GET OUR HEADS BLOWN OFF AND GETTING AMBUSHED BY THEIR CAVALRY?

What a merry little band. | History Memes

JOIN THE NSDAP" AND MEET OUR LEADERS. SOME BLOKE WHO A GLORIFIED TYPEWRITER COULDN'T GET INTO ART SCHOOL WHO COULDN'T GET INTO THE ARMY AN OPIOID ADDICT A FAILED CHICKEN FARMER/WANNABE WITH A LION AS A PET INDIANA JONES" VILLAIN imgflip.com

JOIN THE NSDAP" AND MEET OUR LEADERS. SOME BLOKE WHO A GLORIFIED TYPEWRITER COULDN'T GET INTO ART SCHOOL WHO COULDN'T GET INTO THE ARMY AN OPIOID ADDICT A FAILED CHICKEN FARMER/WANNABE WITH A LION AS A PET INDIANA JONES" VILLAIN imgflip.com

How?! | History Memes

SHEN COMIX God Human Demigod YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE! Nymph + God Satyr Bull Human-Minotaur YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 以 WHAT THE F--- 600

SHEN COMIX God Human Demigod YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE! Nymph + God Satyr Bull Human-Minotaur YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. 以 WHAT THE F--- 600

Best counterintelligence is making spies never want to return to their homeland! | History Memes

BRO YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY PARTYING, WE HAVEN'T GATHERED ANY INTELLIGENCE FOR THE FÜHRER! YEA. DON'T C WORRY ABOUT IT! FBI FBI FBI

BRO YOU SPENT ALL OUR MONEY PARTYING, WE HAVEN'T GATHERED ANY INTELLIGENCE FOR THE FÜHRER! YEA. DON'T C WORRY ABOUT IT! FBI FBI FBI

Romeo and Juliet (Islamic edition) | History Memes

Aisha (9) Muhammad (53) I love you so much Like a daughter right? like a daughter right?

Aisha (9) Muhammad (53) I love you so much Like a daughter right? like a daughter right?

And that kid.. this is how a single submarine.. kicked German ass | History Memes

Corsica, 1943 Earlier that night gun good how in the scheise did they all found those weapons!! THE ENTIRE ISLE IS CUT FROM MAINLAND EUROPE!! gun" pew pew" gun kill facist "oooooowh"!! micca stupidu..

Corsica, 1943 Earlier that night gun good how in the scheise did they all found those weapons!! THE ENTIRE ISLE IS CUT FROM MAINLAND EUROPE!! gun" pew pew" gun kill facist "oooooowh"!! micca stupidu..

And all these are approximated from the beginning of the empire, not the founding of the state, so t...

EMPIRES ONLY LAST 250 YEARS MAURYA 322-185 BC SATAVAHANA 200S BC-300S AD MUGHAL 1526-1857 OTTOMAN 1299-1922 BYZANTINE 330-1453 MACEDON 168 BC-148 BC MONGOL 1206-1368 CHINESE 221 BC-1912 JAPANESE 1868-1947 OR 600 BC-NOW imgflip.com AZTEC 1428-1521 INCA 1438-1572 MALI 1235-1672 SONGHAI 1430-15910 ABBASIDS 750-1258 DUTCH 1602-2010 PORTUGUESE 1415-1999 SPANISH 1492-1976 BRITISH 1707-1997 ROMAN 27 BC-395 AD

EMPIRES ONLY LAST 250 YEARS MAURYA 322-185 BC SATAVAHANA 200S BC-300S AD MUGHAL 1526-1857 OTTOMAN 1299-1922 BYZANTINE 330-1453 MACEDON 168 BC-148 BC MONGOL 1206-1368 CHINESE 221 BC-1912 JAPANESE 1868-1947 OR 600 BC-NOW imgflip.com AZTEC 1428-1521 INCA 1438-1572 MALI 1235-1672 SONGHAI 1430-15910 ABBASIDS 750-1258 DUTCH 1602-2010 PORTUGUESE 1415-1999 SPANISH 1492-1976 BRITISH 1707-1997 ROMAN 27 BC-395 AD

Why didn't cross the 38th parallel and push them back to the Great Wall of China, huh? SAY IT! SAYY ...

I bring a sort of can't we just nuke ‘em " Vibe to The Korean War that Harry Truman don't really like

I bring a sort of can't we just nuke ‘em " Vibe to The Korean War that Harry Truman don't really like

Blursed_cake | History Memes

All Way Down South | History Memes

Brazilian Southerners Proudly celebrating an attempt at independence that ended in a humiliating military defeat US Southerners

Brazilian Southerners Proudly celebrating an attempt at independence that ended in a humiliating military defeat US Southerners

Einstein's best year was Tesla's worst | History Memes

1905 Einstein lost funding to his dream project, had major depressive episode, caught cholera discovered photons, invented special relativity, invented nuclear physics Tesla [adult swim]

1905 Einstein lost funding to his dream project, had major depressive episode, caught cholera discovered photons, invented special relativity, invented nuclear physics Tesla [adult swim]

Arms races are expensive | History Memes

THE SOVIET ECONOMY imaflip.com SPENDS 21% OF GNP ON THE MILITARY IN 1985 [adultswim.com] WHY IS OUR ECONOMY A DUMPSTER FIRE? [adultswim.com]

THE SOVIET ECONOMY imaflip.com SPENDS 21% OF GNP ON THE MILITARY IN 1985 [adultswim.com] WHY IS OUR ECONOMY A DUMPSTER FIRE? [adultswim.com]

"Temper, Temper" | History Memes

NORTH KOREAN ARTILLERY POSITION imgflip.com USS WISCONSIN 267A

NORTH KOREAN ARTILLERY POSITION imgflip.com USS WISCONSIN 267A

I don't understand why people associate metal with the 80's | History Memes

METAL WAS AN ALICE COOPER STARTED 80'S THING HIS BAND IN 1968 JUDAS PRIEST FORMED RAINBOW IN 1969 FORMED IN '75 DEEP ZEPPELIN PURPLE WAS FORMED IN 1968 FORMED IN 1968 BLACK SABBATH WAS FOUNDED IN 1968 imgflip.com

METAL WAS AN ALICE COOPER STARTED 80'S THING HIS BAND IN 1968 JUDAS PRIEST FORMED RAINBOW IN 1969 FORMED IN '75 DEEP ZEPPELIN PURPLE WAS FORMED IN 1968 FORMED IN 1968 BLACK SABBATH WAS FOUNDED IN 1968 imgflip.com

Holup | History Memes

Google immigrants on boat Dover Sea All Images Videos News Flights More Capsized boat Mediterranean Did you mean: migrants on boat Small boat CNN CNCNN Europe's migration policies in chaos a... Almost 350 migrants are stranded on two ... The Independent MAYFLOWER Migrants who steer dinghies across... Los Angeles Times × France 24 migrant boats sink of

Google immigrants on boat Dover Sea All Images Videos News Flights More Capsized boat Mediterranean Did you mean: migrants on boat Small boat CNN CNCNN Europe's migration policies in chaos a... Almost 350 migrants are stranded on two ... The Independent MAYFLOWER Migrants who steer dinghies across... Los Angeles Times × France 24 migrant boats sink of