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Alexander the Great: *names 70 cities after himself and 1 after his horse* His generals who grew up around him fought side by side and risked their lives:

Alexander the Great: *names 70 cities after himself and 1 after his horse* His generals who grew up around him fought side by side and risked their lives:

Philly police committing ISIS level brutality in the mid 80s | History Memes

The Philadelphia police move in to evict unruly and loud cultists who have been throwing trash and using a bullhorn for years They evacuate residents but then a gunfight erupts They bomb the entire neighborhood destroying 61 homes and leaving 250 people homeless The fire kills 11 of the 13 cultists including 5 children and the police steal the bones of two kids and send them to the anthropology museum

The Philadelphia police move in to evict unruly and loud cultists who have been throwing trash and using a bullhorn for years They evacuate residents but then a gunfight erupts They bomb the entire neighborhood destroying 61 homes and leaving 250 people homeless The fire kills 11 of the 13 cultists including 5 children and the police steal the bones of two kids and send them to the anthropology museum

History does repeat itself... | History Memes

ROM ROME ROMVLVS AVGVSTVS P.F.AV FOUNDED BY ROMULUS AVGVST XXIV sedente Fimplicio, and Orac Parity filmur Impendi CDLXXVI Chr CDL an Ch ENDED WITH ROMULUS EASTERN ROMAN EMPIRE الله FOUNDED BY CONSTANTINE ENDED WITH CONSTANTINE

ROM ROME ROMVLVS AVGVSTVS P.F.AV FOUNDED BY ROMULUS AVGVST XXIV sedente Fimplicio, and Orac Parity filmur Impendi CDLXXVI Chr CDL an Ch ENDED WITH ROMULUS EASTERN ROMAN EMPIRE الله FOUNDED BY CONSTANTINE ENDED WITH CONSTANTINE

I was thinking of a meme for the "Death directs the bullet" painting | History Memes

My bro giving me callouts while he spectates me: made with mematic

My bro giving me callouts while he spectates me: made with mematic

Black Death: Good Ending | History Memes

Wheat harvest has fallen "Well met, good peasant! Pray, how dost thou fare on this fine day? The sun shines bright upon our lord's lands, and I see thee hard at work. May fortune smile upon thy labors, and may the harvest be bountiful. By my honor, I commend thee for thy toil and loyalty. Shouldst thou need aid, do but ask, for it is the duty of a knight to serve and protect the humble folk of this blessed kingdom." Milions must Rye Maybe... maybe it hasn't fallen Just yet...

Wheat harvest has fallen "Well met, good peasant! Pray, how dost thou fare on this fine day? The sun shines bright upon our lord's lands, and I see thee hard at work. May fortune smile upon thy labors, and may the harvest be bountiful. By my honor, I commend thee for thy toil and loyalty. Shouldst thou need aid, do but ask, for it is the duty of a knight to serve and protect the humble folk of this blessed kingdom." Milions must Rye Maybe... maybe it hasn't fallen Just yet...

What other braindead takes will the prophet make? | History Memes

You would sound like a moron and a madman if you could accurately predict the future. Rome in 30 AD: Dude, bro, like for real. There is some random traveling rabbi in Judea right now who will be crucified and delfled as God of the new Roman religion. He's gonna completely outshine Juplter. Dude, trust me bro. Great Britain in 1760: Dude, bro, like the 13 new colonies are gonna revolt against the crown and win. Like with France's help, bro. Like they're gonna eclipse Britain's might as the new world power. Dude, like for real, bro. Germany in 1920: Dude, bro, there's like this random wannabe artist in Austria right now that's gonna be like the new kaiser, bro. Like Kaiser Wilhelm wishes he were this guy. Like he's gonna be the most infamous leader in not just German history but world history. Like for realzies.

You would sound like a moron and a madman if you could accurately predict the future. Rome in 30 AD: Dude, bro, like for real. There is some random traveling rabbi in Judea right now who will be crucified and delfled as God of the new Roman religion. He's gonna completely outshine Juplter. Dude, trust me bro. Great Britain in 1760: Dude, bro, like the 13 new colonies are gonna revolt against the crown and win. Like with France's help, bro. Like they're gonna eclipse Britain's might as the new world power. Dude, like for real, bro. Germany in 1920: Dude, bro, there's like this random wannabe artist in Austria right now that's gonna be like the new kaiser, bro. Like Kaiser Wilhelm wishes he were this guy. Like he's gonna be the most infamous leader in not just German history but world history. Like for realzies.

Imagine what politicians could have done if they weren't spending so much time and effort being raci...

Jim Crow Drape Leaks! LEX APE Poll tax and literacy test excluding lower-class whites Grandfather clause

Jim Crow Drape Leaks! LEX APE Poll tax and literacy test excluding lower-class whites Grandfather clause

The patience of a saint | History Memes

Lincoln, after having another successful day of not killing. George B. McClellan: Peaceful thoughts...

Lincoln, after having another successful day of not killing. George B. McClellan: Peaceful thoughts...

Well the food chain is an important part in evolution so… | History Memes

Show me the most delicious meat. said the most delicious meat. Perfection.

Show me the most delicious meat. said the most delicious meat. Perfection.

All those three were hated by the Senate and by the future historians also, so... | History Memes

nuclear brinkmanship rhetoric is terrifying, but makes sense in certain contexts, or else you crumbl...

virgin nuclear de-escalation noOoOoOo nukes bad! we have to bow to nuclear-saber rattling! need to de-escalate! Chad "I f------ dare you" Within ten years, we shall have the means to kill 80 million Russians. I truly believe that one does not light- heartedly attack people who are able to kill 80 million Russians, even if one can kill 800 million French, that is if there were 800 million French -de Gaulle The Chinese people are not to be cowed by U.S. atomic blackmail. Our country has a population of 600 million and an area of 9,600,000 square kilometres. The United States cannot annihilate the Chinese nation with its small stack of atom bombs. Even if the U.S. atom bombs were so powerful that, when dropped on China, they would make a hole right through the earth, or even blow it up, that would hardly mean anything to the universe as a whole.

virgin nuclear de-escalation noOoOoOo nukes bad! we have to bow to nuclear-saber rattling! need to de-escalate! Chad "I f------ dare you" Within ten years, we shall have the means to kill 80 million Russians. I truly believe that one does not light- heartedly attack people who are able to kill 80 million Russians, even if one can kill 800 million French, that is if there were 800 million French -de Gaulle The Chinese people are not to be cowed by U.S. atomic blackmail. Our country has a population of 600 million and an area of 9,600,000 square kilometres. The United States cannot annihilate the Chinese nation with its small stack of atom bombs. Even if the U.S. atom bombs were so powerful that, when dropped on China, they would make a hole right through the earth, or even blow it up, that would hardly mean anything to the universe as a whole.

Why not plant more grass? | History Memes

Wow, this place is beautiful! I don't even want to leave here. Let's get out of here. I ate all the grass in this area.

Wow, this place is beautiful! I don't even want to leave here. Let's get out of here. I ate all the grass in this area.

Just because you had a good informative history class, doesn't mean everyone did. | History Memes

"Global warming isn't R/HISTORYMEMES real because I was cold today! Also great news: I HAD A GREAT AP WORLD HISTORY CLASS SO THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE IS UNDEREDUCATED YOU JUST WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS Stephen Colbert

"Global warming isn't R/HISTORYMEMES real because I was cold today! Also great news: I HAD A GREAT AP WORLD HISTORY CLASS SO THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE IS UNDEREDUCATED YOU JUST WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS Stephen Colbert

If this were the case most of you Rome and WWII Eastern front lovers would be screwed. Etruscan fans...

You get sent back in time to live in your favorite era of history You are a member of the lower class in your favorite era of history You are a lower class women in your favorite era of history

You get sent back in time to live in your favorite era of history You are a member of the lower class in your favorite era of history You are a lower class women in your favorite era of history

Only real history enjoyers know this game | History Memes

Growth in this turn + Growth in this turn + Jamestown Settlement This is Jamestown, the capital of the region of Virginia. The review panel at the bottom of the screen contains a recruitment tab and a construction tab. Use the recruitment tab to recruit units for your armies. Virginia Region Wealth A A A 13803 -8 Population S S A -0.07% 200 +100.0% Protestantism America Construction Recruitment Jamestown, Virginia יגר Jamestown, Virginia 11380 <0.1m + 1200 Maryland Powhatan Confederacy (At War)

Growth in this turn + Growth in this turn + Jamestown Settlement This is Jamestown, the capital of the region of Virginia. The review panel at the bottom of the screen contains a recruitment tab and a construction tab. Use the recruitment tab to recruit units for your armies. Virginia Region Wealth A A A 13803 -8 Population S S A -0.07% 200 +100.0% Protestantism America Construction Recruitment Jamestown, Virginia יגר Jamestown, Virginia 11380 <0.1m + 1200 Maryland Powhatan Confederacy (At War)

Ford did NOT take that lightly | History Memes

FERRARI: MOCKS FORD FORD: ALC Ford CO ம I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.

FERRARI: MOCKS FORD FORD: ALC Ford CO ம I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.