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'Cis'alpina Gaul Kill ALL Roman men and enslave their girls! 'Trans'alpina Gaul cute..! Don't worry... We are not gonna kill you... 39

'Cis'alpina Gaul Kill ALL Roman men and enslave their girls! 'Trans'alpina Gaul cute..! Don't worry... We are not gonna kill you... 39

Good ideas, horrific execution | History Memes

What people think the French revolution Carella EAT THE RICH was RISE UP BEF WAT ROBIN SISTERHOOD EAT RICH What the French revolution actually was O A with their. HEADS! Casella EAT THE RICH RISE UP ROBIN SISTERHOOD EAT RICHA

What people think the French revolution Carella EAT THE RICH was RISE UP BEF WAT ROBIN SISTERHOOD EAT RICH What the French revolution actually was O A with their. HEADS! Casella EAT THE RICH RISE UP ROBIN SISTERHOOD EAT RICHA

If I had a nickel for every time this happened, then I would have 2 nickels. | History Memes

IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME A MAN FROM NEW YORK COMMITTED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND WENT ON TO BE ELECTED TO 2 NON CONSECUTIVE TERMS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THEN I WOULD HAVE 2 NICKELS. THAT IS ONLY 10 CENTS. BUT STILL, ITS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE. imgflip.com

IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME A MAN FROM NEW YORK COMMITTED SEXUAL ASSAULT AND WENT ON TO BE ELECTED TO 2 NON CONSECUTIVE TERMS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, THEN I WOULD HAVE 2 NICKELS. THAT IS ONLY 10 CENTS. BUT STILL, ITS WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE. imgflip.com

Phoney War | History Memes

My job here is done NO Dunkirk Bergues Walten Gent But you didn't do anything Schelde BELG 16 May 14 May Cologn SIXTH Ostend SEVENTH Nieuport Ypres Menin Courtrai RAudenarde-xxxx- Escout xxxx BEF Brussels H 13 May Lille B E Carvin Bethune FIRST Maulde Mons Douai Arras Scorpe Cambre 10 May EBER EMAGL Liege M Gembloux Apar Charleroi mont Floreene Philippeville Nomur Hannut Meuse 14 May Dinant Lesse Huy XXX HOTH Marche Maastricht REICHENAU Aachen FOURTH KLUGE St. Vit RUNI Monschau NINTH BLASKOWITZ Cambrai THE Et Bapaume R Roche Rochefort X NINTH CORAP Houffalize eronne Oise Hirson St. Quentin Rev Month DENNE. St. Hubert Bastogne TWELFTH REINHARDT LIST SE WE Bitburg 11 May Libramont Wervins Neufchotead KLEIST Vianden Diekirch Bouillon Morl Mezieres Lo Fore Signy L'Abbaye Monicorn on Bazeilles GUBERIAN 3 Mo Echternach SIXTEENTH Trie Arlon BUSCH 7 Luxembourg Loon orignan Saarbur C E Rethef Virton Momedy Bourg Aish 16 May R Longwy -xxxx- Mer SECOND HUNTZIGER Longuyon Vesle R Reims Meuse THIRD erdun XXXXX On 15 May 3 divisions from 3 divisions to Billotte 15 May. Metz

My job here is done NO Dunkirk Bergues Walten Gent But you didn't do anything Schelde BELG 16 May 14 May Cologn SIXTH Ostend SEVENTH Nieuport Ypres Menin Courtrai RAudenarde-xxxx- Escout xxxx BEF Brussels H 13 May Lille B E Carvin Bethune FIRST Maulde Mons Douai Arras Scorpe Cambre 10 May EBER EMAGL Liege M Gembloux Apar Charleroi mont Floreene Philippeville Nomur Hannut Meuse 14 May Dinant Lesse Huy XXX HOTH Marche Maastricht REICHENAU Aachen FOURTH KLUGE St. Vit RUNI Monschau NINTH BLASKOWITZ Cambrai THE Et Bapaume R Roche Rochefort X NINTH CORAP Houffalize eronne Oise Hirson St. Quentin Rev Month DENNE. St. Hubert Bastogne TWELFTH REINHARDT LIST SE WE Bitburg 11 May Libramont Wervins Neufchotead KLEIST Vianden Diekirch Bouillon Morl Mezieres Lo Fore Signy L'Abbaye Monicorn on Bazeilles GUBERIAN 3 Mo Echternach SIXTEENTH Trie Arlon BUSCH 7 Luxembourg Loon orignan Saarbur C E Rethef Virton Momedy Bourg Aish 16 May R Longwy -xxxx- Mer SECOND HUNTZIGER Longuyon Vesle R Reims Meuse THIRD erdun XXXXX On 15 May 3 divisions from 3 divisions to Billotte 15 May. Metz

He is also the most effective speed runner in all of human history | History Memes

ALEXANDER THE GREAT The sort of guy who likes to go for all the achievements when he plays a video game

ALEXANDER THE GREAT The sort of guy who likes to go for all the achievements when he plays a video game

Et tu Brute? | History Memes

MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS JULIUS CAESAR SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS imgflip.com

MARCUS JUNIUS BRUTUS JULIUS CAESAR SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS imgflip.com

Lets not forget them | History Memes

Spanish Conquistadores Native rulers that helped in order to maintain their hegemony over the land Popular Media and knowledge made with mematic African slaves who fought alongside and even earned their freedom

Spanish Conquistadores Native rulers that helped in order to maintain their hegemony over the land Popular Media and knowledge made with mematic African slaves who fought alongside and even earned their freedom

Honor through the ages | History Memes

風 Nooo, surrender is not the way of the warrior! My master called me a monkey once so I'm defecting to your clan 1945 1570s D-death before dishonor! 1241

風 Nooo, surrender is not the way of the warrior! My master called me a monkey once so I'm defecting to your clan 1945 1570s D-death before dishonor! 1241

Las Casas and the OG wall of text | History Memes

What are the Spanish bros views on Kidnapping women? from Cuba on November 11th, 1492 Las Casas says: A gentle excuse has been given to color or justify such a nefarious work. You could ask him, if it was a sin and how serious, removing or stealing or robbing with violence the women who had their own husbands, since marriage is a natural law. Who was to give an account to God for the sins of adultery committed by the Indians he took with him, to whom he gave up those women, and their husbands, not being able to marry other women, prohibited by natural law? For this injustice alone, and no prior horrific work, the Admiral should have known he was deserving, before God, of the tribulations and anguish in which afterwards he suffered all his life, and many more he suffered after_ Columbus says: A baby a day keeps the indians from running away what the f--- is happening

What are the Spanish bros views on Kidnapping women? from Cuba on November 11th, 1492 Las Casas says: A gentle excuse has been given to color or justify such a nefarious work. You could ask him, if it was a sin and how serious, removing or stealing or robbing with violence the women who had their own husbands, since marriage is a natural law. Who was to give an account to God for the sins of adultery committed by the Indians he took with him, to whom he gave up those women, and their husbands, not being able to marry other women, prohibited by natural law? For this injustice alone, and no prior horrific work, the Admiral should have known he was deserving, before God, of the tribulations and anguish in which afterwards he suffered all his life, and many more he suffered after_ Columbus says: A baby a day keeps the indians from running away what the f--- is happening

Imagine what kind of things we misinterpret from our past that would seem ridiculous to those at the...

OUR RECORDS ARE A BIT SPOTTY, BUT WE BELIEVE THAT 8500 YEARS AGO, THE PEOPLE BELIEVED THAT A MAN NAMED NICHOLAS AND A WOMAN NAMED MISE CLAWS GAVE BIRTH TO A LAMB NAMED YESHUA WHO PROCEEDED TO EAT FROM A MANGER, ACCORDING TO AN INSCRIPTION IN NIHON AND THE FLOODED LANDS OF THE FORMER NETHERLANDS THEY HAD TO STAY AT A HOTEL, BUT THEIR SAT-NAV WAS BROKEN SO THEY WERE GUIDED BY THE NORTH STAR, WHICH WAS NOT ALDERAMIN LIKE IT IS NOW BUT WAS THUBAN. THIS WAS DONE DURING A CELEBRATION CALLED SATURNALIA THIS HAPPENED IN THE 25TH YEAR OF THE REIGN OF AUGUSTUS, WHO DEMANDED A CENSUS BE TAKEN IN EGYPT NEXT TO THE 11,000 YEAR OLD PYRAMIDS So THAT THEY COULD DEMAND MILK AND ROUND BAKED GOODS COULD BE TAKEN BY THE FATHER AS PART OF THE BABY SHOWER YESHUA WOULD PROCEED TO ROUTINELY ARGUE WITH LAWYERS IN THE AREA BY DISCUSSING HIS FATHER, WHOM YESHUA CLAIMED COULD HAVE SUPPLIED HIM WITH TWELVE LEGIONS, OR 60,000, REINDEER LEAD BY 12 COMMANDERS INCLUDING DONNER, CUPID, AND RUDOLPH, AND 12 MEN INCLUDING A TAX COLLECTOR AND SOME FISHERMEN. imgflip.com

OUR RECORDS ARE A BIT SPOTTY, BUT WE BELIEVE THAT 8500 YEARS AGO, THE PEOPLE BELIEVED THAT A MAN NAMED NICHOLAS AND A WOMAN NAMED MISE CLAWS GAVE BIRTH TO A LAMB NAMED YESHUA WHO PROCEEDED TO EAT FROM A MANGER, ACCORDING TO AN INSCRIPTION IN NIHON AND THE FLOODED LANDS OF THE FORMER NETHERLANDS THEY HAD TO STAY AT A HOTEL, BUT THEIR SAT-NAV WAS BROKEN SO THEY WERE GUIDED BY THE NORTH STAR, WHICH WAS NOT ALDERAMIN LIKE IT IS NOW BUT WAS THUBAN. THIS WAS DONE DURING A CELEBRATION CALLED SATURNALIA THIS HAPPENED IN THE 25TH YEAR OF THE REIGN OF AUGUSTUS, WHO DEMANDED A CENSUS BE TAKEN IN EGYPT NEXT TO THE 11,000 YEAR OLD PYRAMIDS So THAT THEY COULD DEMAND MILK AND ROUND BAKED GOODS COULD BE TAKEN BY THE FATHER AS PART OF THE BABY SHOWER YESHUA WOULD PROCEED TO ROUTINELY ARGUE WITH LAWYERS IN THE AREA BY DISCUSSING HIS FATHER, WHOM YESHUA CLAIMED COULD HAVE SUPPLIED HIM WITH TWELVE LEGIONS, OR 60,000, REINDEER LEAD BY 12 COMMANDERS INCLUDING DONNER, CUPID, AND RUDOLPH, AND 12 MEN INCLUDING A TAX COLLECTOR AND SOME FISHERMEN. imgflip.com

i love hunting those unholy devils | History Memes

WOMAN IN 17TH CENTURY KNOWS 1+1 SOME PEASANTS WITH TORCHES: imgflip.com I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH WITCH

WOMAN IN 17TH CENTURY KNOWS 1+1 SOME PEASANTS WITH TORCHES: imgflip.com I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH WITCH

Safe to say that Assyria did Assyrian things to them after they fell. | History Memes

The city of Arpad who thought their walls could out last the Assyrian seige Assyria's new professional army that did not need to go home for harvest

The city of Arpad who thought their walls could out last the Assyrian seige Assyria's new professional army that did not need to go home for harvest

Roman Empire Cinematic Universe | History Memes

Apwaren Roman Empire Cinematic Universe SPOR SPQR The franchise that inspired original (Macedonia) The prequel to the original (Roman Republic) 117 AD a B a B Aconsnickers The amazing original (Roman Empire) 555 AD Everyone's favourite sequel (East Roman Empire) A cheap fake that was sold under a franchise in the 90s to avoid going bankrupt (Carolingian Empire) CCC The weird German spin-off (Holy Roman Empire) A cheap Eastern European theater production from the 70s (First Bulgrian Empire) Pathetic parody made in the basement (Latin Empire) 1683 AD The terrible Turkish fanfiction (Ottoman Empire) An ambitious fan project that is still alive (Russia) Pseudohistorical fanfiction (Spanish Empire) The French arthouse that everyone liked (First French Empire) Netflix adaptation that many didn't understand (United States) The sequel to the German spin-off (German Empire) The modern reboot nobody asked for (Italy) November, 1942 Nazi Germany Leader: Adolf Hitler The German horror spin-off that got totally out of control. The movie was banned thank God (Nazi Germany)

Apwaren Roman Empire Cinematic Universe SPOR SPQR The franchise that inspired original (Macedonia) The prequel to the original (Roman Republic) 117 AD a B a B Aconsnickers The amazing original (Roman Empire) 555 AD Everyone's favourite sequel (East Roman Empire) A cheap fake that was sold under a franchise in the 90s to avoid going bankrupt (Carolingian Empire) CCC The weird German spin-off (Holy Roman Empire) A cheap Eastern European theater production from the 70s (First Bulgrian Empire) Pathetic parody made in the basement (Latin Empire) 1683 AD The terrible Turkish fanfiction (Ottoman Empire) An ambitious fan project that is still alive (Russia) Pseudohistorical fanfiction (Spanish Empire) The French arthouse that everyone liked (First French Empire) Netflix adaptation that many didn't understand (United States) The sequel to the German spin-off (German Empire) The modern reboot nobody asked for (Italy) November, 1942 Nazi Germany Leader: Adolf Hitler The German horror spin-off that got totally out of control. The movie was banned thank God (Nazi Germany)

Always a great day for my interest in welsh history | History Memes

Life is hard, I have tons of work to do and not the will or energy to do it omg Cambrian Chronicles upload!!

Life is hard, I have tons of work to do and not the will or energy to do it omg Cambrian Chronicles upload!!

From Kokand with love | History Memes

Once he became khan, Madali broke all taboos and married his stepmother. He even found some ulama to sanction the marriage on the grounds that Madali had a penis when he came out of his mother's womb, and if his penis had touched her vagina then, there was nothing objectionable with it touching his stepmother's vagina. I want to f--- my stepmother Muhammad Ali Khan (Madali)

Once he became khan, Madali broke all taboos and married his stepmother. He even found some ulama to sanction the marriage on the grounds that Madali had a penis when he came out of his mother's womb, and if his penis had touched her vagina then, there was nothing objectionable with it touching his stepmother's vagina. I want to f--- my stepmother Muhammad Ali Khan (Madali)

Rajputs defending India from Islamic Invaders for 500 years: | History Memes

UMAYYAD CALIPHATE NAGABHATTA I AND HIS ALLIES INDIA

UMAYYAD CALIPHATE NAGABHATTA I AND HIS ALLIES INDIA