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Imagine developing superheavy armor only to be countered by people with sharp sticks. | History Meme...

everyone: Armor needs to be resillient, but not too heavy. It also has to be easily repairable and cheap. That's why lamellar, or mail in specific situations, is the best choice. Europeans: by all accounts, it was nothing more than a hulking mass of iron

everyone: Armor needs to be resillient, but not too heavy. It also has to be easily repairable and cheap. That's why lamellar, or mail in specific situations, is the best choice. Europeans: by all accounts, it was nothing more than a hulking mass of iron

Tactical gambling. | History Memes

Things the Nazis Actually Believed The Nazis actually believed that betting the whole war on a single war-winning battle was a viable strategy in the long run. Like Moscow, or Stalingrad, or Kursk. Hey, Hans, 2,400 tanks for Kursk. 2,400!? That's all we've got! Tell Hitler I'm sorry. You saw Barbarossa, we turned the Soviets into mincemeat! Yeah, well, "sorry" isn't going to get 70% of the armoured corps back.

Things the Nazis Actually Believed The Nazis actually believed that betting the whole war on a single war-winning battle was a viable strategy in the long run. Like Moscow, or Stalingrad, or Kursk. Hey, Hans, 2,400 tanks for Kursk. 2,400!? That's all we've got! Tell Hitler I'm sorry. You saw Barbarossa, we turned the Soviets into mincemeat! Yeah, well, "sorry" isn't going to get 70% of the armoured corps back.

Give me a hell yeah | History Memes

AMERICANS ON DECEMBER 5, 1933 imgflip.com

AMERICANS ON DECEMBER 5, 1933 imgflip.com

Had to make one slight correction. Cats are good. | History Memes

Medieval Europe CO 80 Dear Sire, the plague does not infect the Jews. It's proof that they must have caused it! wwww wwww We better kill them and confiscate their property. Do not forget. Halakha and our custom tell us to wash our hands Yes, Rabbi. and go to mikveh. Also, cats are good.

Medieval Europe CO 80 Dear Sire, the plague does not infect the Jews. It's proof that they must have caused it! wwww wwww We better kill them and confiscate their property. Do not forget. Halakha and our custom tell us to wash our hands Yes, Rabbi. and go to mikveh. Also, cats are good.

All the cold war basically | History Memes

made with mematic Letting other countries have democratic elections Installing a dictatorship so they don't elect socialists

made with mematic Letting other countries have democratic elections Installing a dictatorship so they don't elect socialists

The German empire during WW1 be like: | History Memes

Germans in 1918: Shotguns should be banned because they violate the rules of war! Also Germany in 1918: Haha Flammenwerfer goes brrrt while the french goes À¼¼

Germans in 1918: Shotguns should be banned because they violate the rules of war! Also Germany in 1918: Haha Flammenwerfer goes brrrt while the french goes À¼¼

Guys, thee GOAT is back and he conquered France | History Memes

Time traveler: *moves a chair* The timeline: 4:02 Chinggis Khaan, In France B

Time traveler: *moves a chair* The timeline: 4:02 Chinggis Khaan, In France B

Is this bad? | History Memes

く Your top song was "Speech to the Japanese Defense Force" by Yukio Mishima You were in the top 0.005% of listeners globally.

く Your top song was "Speech to the Japanese Defense Force" by Yukio Mishima You were in the top 0.005% of listeners globally.

Fair enough | History Memes

O panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom? Ich spreche Deutsch, nicht Englisch, du Idiot

O panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom? Ich spreche Deutsch, nicht Englisch, du Idiot

If this guy can become a dictator anyone can | History Memes

campaign '68 Hitler just wanted to liberate Africans but he got confused Spain can help us Which Message Will Resonate with Voters?

campaign '68 Hitler just wanted to liberate Africans but he got confused Spain can help us Which Message Will Resonate with Voters?

Context: A Lithuanian Winged Hussar in one charge pierced 6 Moskals with his copy/lance. | History ...

Russian musketeers after Lithuanian charge at battle of Polonka(1660), be like:

Russian musketeers after Lithuanian charge at battle of Polonka(1660), be like:

The disadvantages of being old mentality | History Memes

1+4= 1+4=2

1+4= 1+4=2

Same tortoise | History Memes

you're the best Harriet 1835 Love you too darwin 1995

you're the best Harriet 1835 Love you too darwin 1995

At least Giuseppe tried | History Memes

The floor is European colonization

The floor is European colonization

The good ending | History Memes

The world if the Ottomans agreed on cheaper pepper: ARCTIC OCEAN ARCTIC OCEAN Greenland ACIFIC OCEAN ATLANTIC OCEAN ATLANTIC OCEAN Russia Kazakhstan Mongoka www Tran China FACIFIC Ageria Libya City India Suba SOUTHERN OCEAN INDIAN Mate OCEAN Australia 25 Zasad

The world if the Ottomans agreed on cheaper pepper: ARCTIC OCEAN ARCTIC OCEAN Greenland ACIFIC OCEAN ATLANTIC OCEAN ATLANTIC OCEAN Russia Kazakhstan Mongoka www Tran China FACIFIC Ageria Libya City India Suba SOUTHERN OCEAN INDIAN Mate OCEAN Australia 25 Zasad

Truly a stalwart of liberty | History Memes

"The people need virtue" -- executes 40,000 people for not being virtuous enough "I am the voice of democracy" - - creates literal dictatorship of terror ROBESPIERRE "Let's create a religion of reason" -- acts like deranged cult leader "I represent the people" - - people celebrate his execution "I am incorruptible" -- becomes most corrupt with power "This is all for the revolution" -- destroys the revolution's ideals "We must purify the republic" -- turns Paris into a giant guillotine festival "Trust in the Committee" -- sends his own friends to death

"The people need virtue" -- executes 40,000 people for not being virtuous enough "I am the voice of democracy" - - creates literal dictatorship of terror ROBESPIERRE "Let's create a religion of reason" -- acts like deranged cult leader "I represent the people" - - people celebrate his execution "I am incorruptible" -- becomes most corrupt with power "This is all for the revolution" -- destroys the revolution's ideals "We must purify the republic" -- turns Paris into a giant guillotine festival "Trust in the Committee" -- sends his own friends to death

Napoleon when when Horatio Nelson finds them docked in Cairo | History Memes

CHIEF

CHIEF

SPELL : The first spell checker | History Memes

99 08 SPELL FIRST SPELL CHECKER – JUST INDICATE THE C WRONG WORDS - CONTAINS A LIMITED DICTIONARY OF WORDS -NO SENTENCE OR SYNTAX MANAGEMENT tintin_du_93

99 08 SPELL FIRST SPELL CHECKER – JUST INDICATE THE C WRONG WORDS - CONTAINS A LIMITED DICTIONARY OF WORDS -NO SENTENCE OR SYNTAX MANAGEMENT tintin_du_93

What would you do for love? | History Memes

Ashleigh @AshBCoffin The fact Bill Clinton may have bombed a country so Hillary Clinton would resume missionary sex with the lights off has ruined my entire week. A biography of Hillary Clinton, written by Gail Sheehy and published in late 1999, stated that Mrs. Clinton had refused to talk to the president for eight months after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke. She resumed talking to her husband only when she phoned him and urged him in the strongest terms to begin bombing Serbia; the president began bombing within 24 hours. Alexander Cockburn observed in the Los Angeles Times,

Ashleigh @AshBCoffin The fact Bill Clinton may have bombed a country so Hillary Clinton would resume missionary sex with the lights off has ruined my entire week. A biography of Hillary Clinton, written by Gail Sheehy and published in late 1999, stated that Mrs. Clinton had refused to talk to the president for eight months after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke. She resumed talking to her husband only when she phoned him and urged him in the strongest terms to begin bombing Serbia; the president began bombing within 24 hours. Alexander Cockburn observed in the Los Angeles Times,

No justification for atrocities | History Memes

Actually Ukraine hated the USSR and we liberated them, they loved us! You literally killed half of Ukraine's population. Babi Yar, Czarny Las, Huta Pieniacka, Chadaczjow Wislki, Kortelisy, Koriukivka, Kamianets-Podilskyi, Sosnovoe, Urycz, 1941 Odessa, Vinnitsa, Ivanhorod, Einsatzgruppen, Piryatin, Nikolaev, Storow, Lacki Street, 1941 Bila Tservka, Artemivsk, Dnipropetrovsk, Drobytsky Yar, Feodosiya, Ivano- Frantovsk, Klevan, Lvin pogroms 1941, Lwow professors massacre, Mezhirichi, Mizoch, Olyka, Pliskov, Sarny, Terebovl, Zhytomyr, Janowska, Ostarbeiter deportation, Drohobych ghetto, Salapils, Rizskoe, Lutsk camp, Mogliev-Podolski, Transinistria camps, kishinev ghetto, Pinsk, Chernivtsi, Kovel, Lviv deportations, Bandera, SS division Galicia... 163

Actually Ukraine hated the USSR and we liberated them, they loved us! You literally killed half of Ukraine's population. Babi Yar, Czarny Las, Huta Pieniacka, Chadaczjow Wislki, Kortelisy, Koriukivka, Kamianets-Podilskyi, Sosnovoe, Urycz, 1941 Odessa, Vinnitsa, Ivanhorod, Einsatzgruppen, Piryatin, Nikolaev, Storow, Lacki Street, 1941 Bila Tservka, Artemivsk, Dnipropetrovsk, Drobytsky Yar, Feodosiya, Ivano- Frantovsk, Klevan, Lvin pogroms 1941, Lwow professors massacre, Mezhirichi, Mizoch, Olyka, Pliskov, Sarny, Terebovl, Zhytomyr, Janowska, Ostarbeiter deportation, Drohobych ghetto, Salapils, Rizskoe, Lutsk camp, Mogliev-Podolski, Transinistria camps, kishinev ghetto, Pinsk, Chernivtsi, Kovel, Lviv deportations, Bandera, SS division Galicia... 163